Changeless pp-2

by Gail Carriger

  “He thinks you would die in the attempt. And it would be at his hand. Well, at his teeth.”

  The woman sipped her own sherry and nodded. Suddenly she looked every bit of her forty years and then some.

  “And I the last of his mortal line,” said Sidheag Maccon.

  “Oh.” Alexia nodded. “I see. And he would have to give you the full bite. It is a heavy burden you ask of him, to end his last mortal holding. Is that why he left the pack?”

  “You think I drove him out with my asking? You dinna ken the truth of it?”

  “Obviously not.”

  “Then it isna my place to be telling you. You married the blighter; you should be asking him.”

  “You think I have not tried?”

  “Cagey old cuss, my gramps, that’s for pure certain. Tell me something, Lady Maccon, why did you cleave to him? ’Cause he’s seated right proper in an earldom? ’Cause he heads up BUR and they watchdog your kind? What could one such as you gain from such a union?”

  It was clear what the Lady of Kingair thought. She saw Alexia as nothing more than some kind of pariah who had married Lord Maccon out of either social or pecuniary avarice.

  “You know,” replied Lady Maccon, not playing into her trap, “I ask myself that question daily.”

  “It ain’t natural, a blending like that.”

  Alexia looked over to ensure that the other ladies were out of earshot. Madame Lefoux and Ivy were engaged in complaining about long-distance travel in the mild manner of those who had thoroughly enjoyed the experience. Felicity stood on the far side of the room, looking out into the rainy night.

  “Of course it is not natural. How could it be natural when neither of us are?” Lady Maccon sniffed.

  “I canna make you out, curse-breaker,” replied Sidheag.

  “It is really very simple. I am just like you, only without a soul.”

  Lady Kingair leaned forward. Those familiar tawny eyes of hers were set in an equally familiar frown. “I was raised by the pack, child. ’Twas always intended I become Alpha female and lead them, whether he changed me or not. You merely married into the role.”

  “And in that you have the advantage over me. But then again, instead of adapting, I am simply retraining my pack to accept my ways.”

  A half-smile appeared on Sidheag’s dour face. “I wager Major Channing is cracked over your presence.”

  Alexia laughed.

  Just when Lady Maccon felt like she might be gaining ground with Lady Kingair, an enormous crash reverberated against the wall nearest the dining chamber.

  The ladies all exchanged startled looks. Madame Lefoux and Lady Maccon immediately leaped to their feet and went swiftly back toward the supper room. Lady Kingair was but a few steps behind, and all three burst through to find Lord Maccon and the Kingair Beta, Dubh, grappling fiercely on top of the massive table, rolling about among the remnants of what once had been a most excellent brandy and plate of sticky meringues. The other members of the pack, the Kingair clavigers in residence, and Tunstell had arranged themselves well out of the way and seemed to be viewing the fisticuffs in the manner of sportsmen at the races.

  Tunstell was running a commentary. “Oh, nice uppercut from Lord Maccon there, and, oh, did Dubh kick? Bad form, terribly bad form.”

  Alexia paused, regarding the two large Scotsman rolling about among the sticky powder of crushed meringue.

  “Lachlan, report!” barked Lady Kingair over the racket. “What’s going on?”

  The Gamma, who Alexia had thought of as rather sympathetic up until that point, shrugged. “It needs getting out right to the open, mistress. You know how we like to settle things.”

  The woman shook her head, gray-streaked plait flying back and forth. “We settle things by teeth and claw, na fist and flesh. This isna our way. This isna pack protocol!”

  Lachlan shrugged again. “Having na teeth possible, this be the next best option. You canna stop it, mistress, challenge was issued. We all witnessed the wording of it.”

  The other pack members nodded gravely.

  Dubh landed a good right punch to Lord Maccon’s chin, sending him flying backward.

  Lady Kingair stepped hastily to one side to avoid a silver platter as it skidded off the table toward her.

  “Oh my goodness!” came Ivy’s voice from the doorway. “I do believe they are actually skirmishing!”

  Tunstell immediately sprang into action. “This is not a thing a lady should witness, Miss Hisselpenny,” he exclaimed, rushing over and shepherding her out of the room.

  “But…” came Ivy’s voice.

  Lady Maccon smiled proudly at the fact that the redhead hadn’t considered her sensibilities. Madame Lefoux, noting that Felicity still stood watching with wide, interested eyes, gave Alexia a look and left the room, shutting the door behind her and sweeping Felicity in her wake.

  Lord Maccon slammed into Dubh’s stomach with his head, propelling the werewolf backward into the wall. The whole room shook at the impact.

  Now, thought Alexia maliciously, Kingair will have to remodel.

  “At least take the disagreement outside!” yelled Lady Kingair.

  There was blood everywhere, as well as spilled brandy, broken glass, and crushed meringues.

  “For goodness’ sake,” said Lady Maccon, exasperated, “don’t they realize that as humans, they could seriously injure one another if they carry on like this? They do not have the supernatural strength to take those kinds of blows, nor the supernatural healing to recover from them.”

  Both men rolled to the side and fell off the tabletop with a loud thud.

  Good Lord, thought Lady Maccon, noting that a good deal of the blood seemed to be emerging from her husband’s nose, I do hope Conall has brought a spare cravat.

  She was not particularly worried, for she had little doubt in her husband’s pugilistic skills. He boxed regularly at Whites, and he was her chosen mate. Of course, he would win the fight, but still, the disarray being generated was unacceptable. Things could not be allowed to continue much longer. Imagine, the poor Kingair staff, having to clean up such a mess.

  With that thought, Lady Maccon whirled about and went purposefully to fetch her parasol.

  She need not have bothered. By the time she returned, numbing darts loaded and parasol ready to fire, both men were slumped in opposite corners of the room. Dubh was clutching his head and coughing in sharp painful little gasps, and Lord Maccon was listing to one side, blood dribbling out of his nose and one eye nearly swollen shut.

  “Well don’t you two look a picture,” Alexia said, resting her parasol against the wall and crouching down to examine Conall’s face with gentle fingers. “Nothing a spot of vinegar won’t put to rights.” She turned to one of the clavigers. “Run and get me some cider vinegar, my good man.” Lord Maccon looked at her over the top of his cravat, which he was now holding to his nose. Ah well, the cravat was ruined already.

  “Didna ken you cared, wife,” he grumbled, but leaned in against her gentle ministrations nevertheless.

  So as not to seem too sympathetic, Alexia began vigorously brushing off the meringue crumbs covering his jacket.

  At the same time, she looked over at the Kingair Beta and said, “Settle the issue to your mutual satisfaction, did you, gentlemen?”

  Dubh gave her a deadpan expression that still managed to indicate a certain profound level of deep disgust in her very existence, let alone her question. Alexia only shook her head at such petulance.

  The Kingair claviger returned bearing a flask of cider vinegar. Lady Maccon immediately began to copiously douse her husband about the face and neck with it.

  “Ouch! Steady on, that stings!”

  Dubh made to rise.

  Lord Maccon instantly struggled to his feet. He would have to, Alexia surmised, to maintain dominance. Or it could be that he was trying to get away from her vinegar-riddled attentions.

  “I know it stings,” she said. “Not nice to have to heal the
old-fashioned way, now, is it, my brave table warrior? Perhaps you will pause to consider next time before you commence fighting in a confined space. I mean really, look at this room.” She tutted. “You both should be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.”

  “Nothing has been settled,” Dubh said, returning hastily to his slumped position on the carpeted floor. He appeared to have gotten the worse end of things. One of his arms looked broken, and there was a nasty gash in his left cheek.

  However, Lady Maccon’s brisk application of vinegar seemed to have shattered everyone else’s collective inertia, for they began bustling around the fallen Beta, splinting up his arm and tending to his wounds.

  “You still abandoned us.” Dubh sounded like a petulant child.

  “You all know exactly why I left,” Lord Maccon growled.

  “Uh,” said Alexia timidly, raising a questioning hand, “I do not.”

  Everyone ignored her.

  “You couldna control the pack,” Dubh accused.

  Everyone present in the room gasped. Except Alexia, who did not comprehend the gravity of the insult and was occupied trying to pick the last of the meringue off her husband’s dinner jacket.

  “That isna fair,” said Lachlan, not moving from his stance. Unsure of his allegiance, the Gamma simply stayed away from both Conall and Dubh.

  “You betrayed me.” Lord Maccon did not yell, but the words carried and, even though he could not change to wolf form, there was wolf anger in them.

  “And you pay us back in kind? The emptiness you left, was that fair?”

  “There is naught fair about pack protocol. You and I both know that; there is simply protocol. And there was none to cover what you did. It was entirely unprecedented. So I was cursed with the dubious pleasure of having to make it up myself. Abandonment seemed to be the best solution, since I didna want to spend another night in your presence.”

  Alexia looked over at Lachlan. The Gamma had tears in his eyes.

  “Besides”—Lord Maccon’s voice softened—“Niall was a perfectly good Alpha alternative. He led you well, I hear. He married my progeny. You were tame enough for decades under his dominance.”

  Lady Kingair finally spoke. Her voice was oddly soft. “Niall was my mate, and I pure loved him. He was a brilliant tactician and a good soldier, but he wasna a true Alpha.”

  “Are you saying he wasna dominant enough? I heard naught of lack of discipline. Whenever I ran a recognizance on Kingair, you all seemed to be perfectly content.” Conall’s voice was soft.

  “So you did check up on us, did you, old wolf?” Lady Kingair looked hurt at that rather than relieved.

  “Of course I did. You were once my pack.”

  The Beta looked up from where he still lay on the floor. “You left us weak, Conall, and you knew it. Niall had na Anubis Form, and the pack couldna procreate. Clavigers abandoned us as a result, the local loners rebelled, and we didn’t have an Alpha fighting for the integrity of the pack.”

  Lady Maccon glanced at her husband. His face was carved in stone, relentless. Or what little she could see behind the puffy eye and bloodstained cravat seemed that way.

  “You betrayed me,” he repeated, as though that settled the matter. Which, in Conall’s world, it probably did. He valued few things more than loyalty.

  Alexia decided to make her presence known. “What is the point of recriminations? Nothing can be done about it now, since none of you can change into any form at all, Anubis or otherwise. No new wolves can be made, no new Alpha found, no challenge battles fought. Why argue over what was when we are immersed in what isn’t?”

  Lord Maccon looked down at her. “So speaks my practical Alexia. Now do you understand why I married her?”

  Lady Kingair said snidely, “A desperate, if ineffectual, attempt at control?”

  “Oooh, she has claws. Are you positive you never bit her to change, husband? She has the temper of a werewolf.” Alexia could be just as snide as the next person.

  The Gamma stepped forward, looking at Lady Maccon. “Our apologies, my lady, and you a newly arrived guest among us. We must truly seem the barbarians you English take us for. ’Tis only that na Alpha these many moons is making us nervous.”

  “Oh, and here I thought your behavior sprang from the whole not-being-able-to-change-shape quandary,” she quipped back sharply.

  He grinned. “Well, that too.”

  “Werewolves without pack leaders tend to get into trouble?” Lady Maccon wondered.

  No one said anything.

  “I don’t suppose you are going to tell us what trouble you got into overseas?” Alexia tried to look as though she wasn’t avidly interested, taking her husband’s arm casually.

  Silence.

  “Well, I think we have all had enough excitement for one evening. Since you have been human these many months, I assume you are keeping daylight hours?”

  A nod from Lady Kingair.

  “In that case”—Lady Maccon straightened her dress—“Conall and I shall bid you good night.”

  “We shall?” Lord Maccon looked dubious.

  “Good night,” said his wife firmly to the pack and clavigers. Grabbing her parasol in one hand and her husband’s arm in the other, she practically dragged the earl from the room.

  Lord Maccon lumbered obediently after her.

  The room they left behind was filled with half-thoughtful, half-amused faces.

  “What are you about, wife?” Conall asked as soon as they were upstairs and out of everyone’s earshot.

  His wife plastered herself up against him and kissed him fiercely.

  “Ouch,” he said when they pulled apart, although he had participated with gusto. “Busted lip.”

  “Oh, look what you did to my dress!” Lady Maccon glared down at the blood now decorating the white satin trim.

  Lord Maccon refrained from pointing out that she had initiated the kiss.

  “You are an impossible man,” continued his ladylove, swatting him on one of the few undamaged portions of his body. “You could have been killed in such a fight, do you realize?”

  “Oh, phooey.” Lord Maccon waved a dismissive hand in the air. “For a Beta, Dubh is not a verra good fighter even in wolf form. He is hardly likely to be any more capable as a human.”

  “He is still a trained soldier.” She was not going to let this rest.

  “Have you forgotten, wife, that so am I?”

  “You are out of practice. Woolsey Pack Alpha has not been on campaign in years.”

  “Are you saying I’m getting old? I’ll show you old.” He swept her up like some exaggerated Latin lover and carried her into their bedchamber.

  Angelique, who was engaged in some sort of tidying of the wardrobe, quickly made herself scarce.

  “Stop trying to distract me,” said Alexia several moments later. During which time her husband had managed to divest her of a good percentage of her clothing.

  “Me, distract you? You are the one who dragged me off and up here right when things were getting interesting.”

  “They are not going to tell us what is going on no matter how hard we push,” said Alexia, unbuttoning his shirt and hissing in concern at the array of harsh red marks destined to become rather spectacular bruises by the morning. “We are simply going to have to figure this out for ourselves.”

  He paused in kissing a little path along her collarbone and looked at her suspiciously. “You have a plan.”

  “Yes, I do, and the first part of it involves you telling me exactly what happened twenty years ago to make you leave. No.” She stopped his wandering hand. “Stop that. And the second part involves you going to sleep. You are going to hurt in places your little supernatural soul forgot it could hurt in.”

  He flopped back on the pillows. There was no reasoning with his wife when she got like this. “And the third part of the plan?”

  “That is for me to know and you not to know.”

  He let out a lusty sigh. “I hate it when you do that
.”

  She waggled a finger at him as though he were a schoolboy. “Uh-uh, you just miscalculated, husband. I hold all the high cards right now.”

  He grinned. “Is that how this works?”

  “You have been married before, remember? You should know.”

  He turned on his side toward her, wincing at the pain this caused. She lay back against the pillows, and he ran one large hand over her stomach and chest. “You are perfectly correct, of course; that is exactly how this works.” Then he made his tawny eyes wide and batted his eyelashes at her, pleading. Alexia had learned that expression from Ivy and had employed it effectively on her husband during their, for lack of a better word, courtship. Little did she know how persuasively it could be applied in the opposite direction.

  “Are you going to at least see me settled?” he murmured, nibbling her neck, his voice gravelly.

  “I might be persuaded. You would, of course, have to be very very nice to me.”

  Conall agreed to be nice, in the best nonverbal way possible.

  Afterward, he lay staring fixedly up at the ceiling and told her why he had left the Kingair Pack. He told her all of it, from what it was like for them, as both werewolves and Scotsmen, at the beginning of Queen Victoria’s rule, to the assassination attempt on the queen planned by the then Kingair Beta, his old and trusted friend, without his knowledge.

  He did not once look at her while he talked. Instead his eyes remained fixed on the stained and smudged molding of the ceiling above them.

  “They were all in on it. Every last one of them—pack and clavigers. And not a one told me. Oh, not because I was all that loyal to the queen; surely you know packs and hives better than that by now. Our loyalty to a daylight ruler is never unreserved. No, they lied to me because I was loyal to the cause, always have been.”

  “What cause?” wondered his wife. She held his big hand in both of hers as she lay curled toward him, but otherwise she did not touch him.