Death of a Pirate King (Adrien English Mysteries 4)

by Lanyon, Josh

  I said, suddenly awkward -- it was untypical for Guy to ask permission -- “I think I’m going to make it an early night after the writing group.”

  He came and kissed me, lingering a little, combing a strand of hair behind my ear as he studied my face. “That’s a good idea, lover. You’re still looking awfully peaked.”

  I smiled politely, unfairly annoyed with him again.

  Guy kissed the bridge of my nose and departed.

  A minute or two after the door shut behind him, I noticed that he’d left his tweed jacket. I grabbed it and started downstairs, but I had to take it slowly and I reached the side door in time to see the taillights of his red Miata disappearing down the street.

  Closing the door, I started back upstairs. An envelope dropped out of Guy’s jacket pocket and landed on a step. I picked it up, glanced at it, then glanced again as I took in the return address.

  As I stuffed the opened letter into his jacket pocket, I wondered who was writing Guy from Tehachapi California Correctional Institution.

  Chapter Seven

  Wednesday morning was wasted at Huntington Hospital on the battery of tests Dr. Cardigan had ordered.

  It was nearly eleven when I got back to Cloak and Dagger Books. I parked, let myself in the side door in time to hear Natalie saying indignantly, “I don’t think it’s such a strange coincidence. Adrien used to date a cop. If it’s anyone’s fault he keeps getting involved in murders, it’s --”

  “Natalie!” I said sharply.

  She jumped guiltily, breaking off midsentence. Detective Alonzo turned from the counter where he had cornered her. He held a Starbucks cup, which he raised in greeting.

  “Hey there, Mr. English. I’ve got a few follow-up questions, if you don’t mind.”

  “What if I do mind?”

  He smiled a smile I’d have loved to wipe off his face.

  “This way,” I said, leading him to the back and my office. I shut the door behind us and leaned against the wall. No way was I sitting down while this asshole towered over me.

  He said, “So you used to…uh…date a cop?”

  “No,” I said. “She got that wrong. I used to ‘uh date’ a guy who was in the police academy. He washed out.”

  “With you and with the academy, is that right?”

  “That’s right.”

  He continued to smile that broad smile.

  Lout. I glanced at my watch.

  He said, “We got the toxicology report on Porter Jones back.”

  “That was fast.”

  “These are important people.”

  Maybe in Southern California. I couldn’t see the rest of the world unduly shaken by the passing of a Hollywood financier -- although marlin everywhere might be dancing on the waves.

  “Apparently the poison was administered in a special cocktail mixture Paul Kane made up.” He checked his notepad. “A Henley Skullfarquar.”

  “A Skull…” I trailed off. “Right.”

  Alonzo began reading, “One bottle of Smirnoff Ice, a quarter of a liter of Strongbow Cider, fifty milliliters of Pip’s Cup --”

  “Pimm’s Cup,” I said.

  He smiled as though I had walked right into his trap.

  I said, “There’s no such thing as Pip’s Cup. My mother drinks Pimm’s in the summer. It’s some kind of gin-based liqueur.”

  He was still grinning that “gotcha” grin. “I think it’s very interesting you would happen to know about this particular drink.”

  “It’s not that unusual. A lot of Brits like Pimm’s.”

  “But you’re not British, and I’ve never heard of it.”

  “My mother is English,” I said. “And I’m not surprised.”

  “About what?” he asked warily.

  “That you’ve never heard of Pimm’s Cup.”

  He stared at me, unable to pinpoint the insult, then returned to his notes. “Maybe you’ll be surprised to hear what substance actually killed Mr. Jones.” He fastened his gaze on me again.

  I waited, guessing what was coming.

  “Digitoxin.” He pulled it out like he was playing his trump card.

  I said more calmly than I felt, “Digitoxin is not digoxin.”

  “Close enough.”

  “Not really. Both require a prescription, and digitoxin isn’t used as much these days. I think it would be harder to get. It’s also not as toxic as digoxin.”

  “So?”

  “So why would I bother to use digitoxin which would be harder to get hold of and less lethal than my own medication?”

  “Because you were hoping to avoid drawing attention to yourself.”

  I laughed. Granted, it wasn’t much of a laugh. “Really? Then why did I use heart medication which would immediately bring attention to me?”

  “Because it was convenient.”

  “But we’ve just established that I used a heart medication that would be harder to get hold of.”

  He shrugged. “It doesn’t have to make sense to me.”

  I assumed it had to make sense to someone, though. I had to wonder about Jake assigning someone like Alonzo to this high-profile case. The guy was a moron. So did that mean Jake put him in charge because Alonzo would be easy to control if the evidence pointed in a direction Jake didn’t like? It was a cynical thought, but apparently I was a lot more cynical these days.

  I said, “Okay, well, let me ask you why, if I didn’t want to bring attention to myself, would I break the glass I used and throw it in the trash? I can’t think of a better way to draw police attention to the fact that Jones was murdered than that.”

  “You were trying to destroy evidence.”

  “But if you hadn’t found the broken glass you would probably never have suspected Jones’s death wasn’t natural. Given his age and weight, you’d probably have accepted that he died of a heart attack. Wasn’t finding the broken glass the first tip-off?”

  “No way. We suspected homicide right off the bat.”

  I didn’t know if that was true or not. I said, trying to keep my patience, “But why wouldn’t I just wipe my fingerprints off the glass? Why go to the trouble of breaking it and throwing it outside -- and leave my fingerprints on it? It brought attention to the crime.”

  His tone and expression were patronizing. “You’re thinking of all this after the fact. At the time of the murder you panicked and tried to destroy the evidence.”

  “I panicked? I thought I premeditated this crime?”

  He eyed me without favor.

  “According to you, I’m an old pro at murder investigations.”

  He said, “Yeah, and I’ll tell you straight up, I don’t care what the lieutenant says, there’s something hinky about a guy like you involved in three separate homicide cases.”

  My heart was starting to lose its rhythm, that uncomfortable fluttering filling up my chest, closing off my throat. I took a deep breath. Then another. I needed Alonzo to go away.

  “I didn’t know Porter Jones,” I said, sitting on the edge of my desk. “What the hell is my motive?”

  “We put these other pieces together; the motive will fall into line.”

  I’d heard Jake say similar things often enough, so I sort of understood where he was coming from. Taking into account that Alonzo was an idiot.

  “Yeah, well, good luck with that because none of those pieces fit,” I got out. “Are you arresting me? Because I’ve said everything I have to say, and I’m calling my lawyer.”

  He looked suddenly alert, and I wondered if I had been taking him a little too seriously. “It’s my experience, Mr. English, that innocent people don’t start yelling for their lawyers immediately.”

  “Have you been watching The Closer again?” I inquired nastily. It was all I could do to keep my voice and hands steady. “This isn’t immediately. You obviously think I had something to do with Jones’s death, and I’ll be frank. I don’t have time or energy for this bullshit.”

  He stared at me for a long moment, then snappe
d his notebook shut. “I’ll be in touch, Mr. English.”

  After the door closed, I dialed a number I had never thought to dial again.

  * * * * *

  “Are you thinking of hiring someone for the bookstore?” Natalie asked me later that afternoon.

  I was on my laptop finding out what I could about Porter Jones. Not that I’m an expert -- regardless of what Detective Alonzo thought -- but in my experience, the more thoroughly you understood the victim, the better the chances of narrowing down the suspects. All I knew about Porter Jones was that he had bankrolled a number of successful movies -- several of them starring Paul Kane -- and that he liked deep-sea fishing for marlin. And that going on The Newlywed Game with Ally would not have been a moneymaker for him.

  I looked up from a couple of blurry photos of Porter at Hollywood functions and concentrated on Natalie. Her voice had that high, slightly shaky top note I associate with impending disaster of the feminine variety.

  “Sorry?”

  “I saw that postcard,” she said. Her chin was raised -- I guess at the idea she had been reading my mail -- and, yes, her voice was definitely wobbling.

  “Which postcard?” I asked warily.

  “The postcard from That Boy.”

  Ah. That Boy was how Lisa referred to Angus. I said, “Well, we need more help, right? That’s what you’ve been telling me.”

  “I’ve been telling you that you should hire Warren.”

  “Nat, I’m not going to hire Warren.”

  “Why not?”

  I opened my mouth to tell her exactly why not, but as I stared at her too-bright blue eyes and the way her chin was quivering, I chickened out.

  “Because…because I promised Angus when he left that he could have his job back.”

  “Adrien, he was involved in a murder.”

  “But he was very good at alphabetizing.”

  “Adrien! It’s not funny.”

  I bit my lip. “I know. Angus fell in with the wrong crowd, but he’s not one of the bad guys. And I think he deserves -- needs -- a second chance.”

  She stared at me, her breasts rising and falling in agitation. “You’re too trusting, Adrien. Of all the wrong people.”

  My cell phone rang.

  “I have to take this,” I said. I didn’t care if it was the Los Angeles Times with a Very Special Offer. I intended to take it.

  “Fine,” she clipped, and stalked out.

  I checked the number on my cell phone. Guy.

  “Hey,” I said.

  “Why don’t we go away this weekend?” Guy said. “Just you and me. Los Cabos is only a two-hour flight. I could book a hotel at one of the resorts. Somewhere on the beach. Somewhere romantic.”

  “I…” The call waiting beeps went off. I glanced at the caller ID display and my heart skipped a beat -- but I was pretty sure that had to do with the various strains of the day.

  I clicked the incoming call. “Hang on,” I said. I clicked back to Guy. “Can I put you on hold for a sec?” I asked.

  “I’ve got class in five minutes,” he said. “We’ll talk tonight, lover. Take it easy this afternoon, right?”

  “Right,” I said, and clicked off.

  “I’m back,” I told Jake.

  “You sure are,” he said. “What the hell did you say to Alonzo? He’s now convinced you’re our perp.”

  I’d had time to cool down from the morning, but the sound of Jake’s voice sent my heart into that jittery and unpredictable rhythm. I was beginning to think he was hazardous to my health. Certainly to my mental health.

  I said shortly, “I threatened to call my lawyer.”

  Silence. Jake said, “What did he say that rattled you?”

  “You mean besides implying I’m a serial killer?”

  I had the mixed pleasure of knowing he was struck speechless.

  “I just…lost my temper,” I admitted. “I’m tired of being suspected of murder. This is the second -- no, third -- time.”

  Even I could hear the tension in my voice. Jake said slowly, “I see.” Then he threw me entirely by asking, “Has something else happened? Because this doesn’t sound like you.”

  “How the hell would you know what sounds like me?”

  “I know you don’t panic easily. If you did, I wouldn’t have agreed to this plan of Paul’s.”

  “Yeah, well that’s a mystery in itself, isn’t it?”

  Aggravatingly, he didn’t answer. What was with him? If this was what marriage had done to him, he might as well have got a lobotomy.

  I said, “He told me the toxicology report identified digitoxin as the poison used to trigger Jones’s coronary, and he told me that traces of it were found on the broken glass with my fingerprints.”

  “Which we were expecting.”

  We? Him and me or LAPD? I wasn’t sure.

  “I seem to be his only suspect.”

  “Listen,” Jake said. “You know how this works. He’s giving Paul and the Beaton-Jones broad the same star treatment. You didn’t kill Jones, right?”

  “No. Jake --”

  “Right?”

  “Right.”

  “So relax.”

  “That’s easy for you to say.”

  He laughed. “It is?”

  Well, maybe he had a point there. For the first time it occurred to me how precarious Jake’s own position was -- or at least, given his paranoia, how precarious it might feel to him. I asked, “Why does Alonzo suspect Paul Kane?”

  “He doesn’t like fags. He doesn’t like Hollywood types. And he hated Paul’s last movie. Oh, and Paul mixed the fatal cocktail.”

  “I feel much better.”

  He asked, “Who are you planning on talking to next?”

  I said, and I wasn’t exactly sure why, “I’m not sure. I need to talk to Guy. He doesn’t know I’m deliberately involving myself in this investigation. I don’t think he’s going to be too thrilled when he finds out.”

  “Oh, yeah,” Jake said drily. “How is Captain Crunch?”

  “He’s fine. He’s back teaching at UCLA.”

  “So I heard. Because no college education is complete without a course in Applied Hokum.”

  “It can’t be all Police Science and SS Interrogation Techniques.”

  “Speaking of which, remember to let me know before you talk to anyone -- assuming you decide to continue.”

  “Roger wilco.”

  He sighed and rang off.

  * * * * *

  “Maybe one of us should learn to cook,” I said as Guy dished out teriyaki salmon, vegetable roll, and tofu salad from Japon Bistro.

  “You don’t eat enough to make it worth either of our time.” He opened the fridge. “Mineral water?”

  I sighed. “I guess.”

  His smile was sympathetic as he poured lemon-flavored mineral water into a goblet. “How’d your tests go, luv?”

  “I’ve no idea. I don’t see Dr. Cardigan until next week.”

  He sat down across from me and said, “Did you think about going away for the weekend?”

  “Er…yeah.” I sipped my mineral water. “The thing is --”

  “I was thinking of Palmilla Resort,” he said. “It’s right on the ocean. Right between San Jose del Cabo and Cabo San Lucas. Every room has a patio and an ocean view. They’ve got two infinity edge swimming pools, a spa, restaurants -- and a wedding chapel.”

  I dropped one of my chopsticks. “Guy…”

  “All right.” His smile was rueful. “Don’t panic. I’m not going to push you into anything, but we need this time together, Adrien. You need this time. We can lie in the sun and swim and sleep late and fuck like minks…”

  “I’d…like to,” I said, constrained. “But this isn’t a good time.”

  He kept smiling, but I could see the effort. “I know exactly what you’re going to say. You’re going to say you can’t leave when you’ve already been out of commission for a couple of weeks, and with the renovations going on next door. But w
e’re only talking about a weekend. I think Natalie can handle things for two -- two and a half -- days.”

  I said, “I’m a suspect in a murder investigation. How’s it going to look if I suddenly pull an O.J. and run for the border?”

  “No one could seriously believe you’re a suspect in this bloke’s death. You didn’t even know the man.”

  “But I am a suspect, and that’s why…”

  “Why what?” he inquired, when I paused.

  “Paul Kane asked if I would -- just informally -- talk to a few people.”

  I met Guy’s gaze. His eyes were just the color of green when surf hits rock. “What exactly does that mean: ‘informally talk to a few people’? You mean he’s asked you to…investigate?”

  “Nothing that formal,” I assured him hastily. “I’m just going to ask a few casual questions. This is apparently a very close-knit and closedmouthed group, and the idea is that they might open up more readily with someone like me.”

  “Someone like you? A complete outsider?”

  “But Kane is sort of vouching for me.”

  Guy put his chopsticks down and folded his arms. “That asshole Riordan would never go for that.”

  I said very carefully, “Well, surprisingly, he seems open to the idea provided I keep him updated on anything I learn.”

  Guy stared at me as though I’d offered him a bite of my blowfish. “You’re joking.”

  I shook my head.

  “There’s no way that sonofabitch would be okay with that.”

  “Guy!”

  He waited, brows knitted, still angry.

  I swallowed my first response, made an effort to relax my grip on the stem of my glass. Of course Guy hated Jake -- and my instinctive desire to defend him was just an old bad habit I hadn’t quite managed to break myself of.

  “Nothing. Look, I don’t know. I don’t know if this is just Jake’s way of pacifying a media darling like Paul Kane or if he really thinks I might be of help.” I shrugged. “Maybe he’s learned a few things.”

  “Maybe he has. I’m surprised you haven’t.”

  He seemed to be pushing me toward confrontation, and that was unlike him. “Come on, Guy,” I protested.

  “Even if you were well enough to take something like this on --”