Neil Gaiman Young Readers' Collection

by Neil Gaiman

  “Yes,” said Bod. “Of course.”

  “I should go home,” said Scarlett. “I thought I could come up on the weekend, though.” And then, seeing the expression on Bod’s face, she said, “Today’s Wednesday.”

  “I’d like that.”

  She turned to go. Then she said, “How will I find you, next time?”

  Bod said, “I’ll find you. Don’t worry. Just be on your own and I’ll find you.”

  She nodded, and was gone.

  Bod walked back into the graveyard and up the hill, until he reached the Frobisher mausoleum. He did not enter it. He climbed up the side of the building, using the thick ivy root as a foothold, and he pulled himself up onto the stone roof, where he sat and thought looking out at the world of moving things beyond the graveyard, and he remembered the way that Scarlett had held him and how safe he had felt, if only for a moment, and how fine it would be to walk safely in the lands beyond the graveyard, and how good it was to be master of his own small world.

  Scarlett said that she didn’t want a cup of tea, thank you. Or a chocolate biscuit. Mr. Frost was concerned.

  “Honestly,” he told her, “you look like you’ve seen a ghost. Well, a graveyard, not a bad place to see one, if you were going to, um, I had an aunt once who claimed her parrot was haunted. She was a scarlet macaw. The parrot. The aunt was an architect. Never knew the details.”

  “I’m fine,” said Scarlett. “It was just a long day.”

  “I’ll give you a lift home then. Any idea what this says? Been puzzling over it for half an hour.” He indicated a grave-rubbing on the little table, held flat by a jam jar in each corner. “Is that name Gladstone, do you think? Could be a relative of the prime minister. But I can’t make out anything else.”

  “’Fraid not,” said Scarlett. “But I’ll take another look when I come out on Saturday.”

  “Is your mother likely to put in an appearance?”

  “She said she’d drop me off here in the morning. Then she has to go and get groceries for our dinner. She’s cooking a roast chicken.”

  “Do you think,” asked Mr. Frost, hopefully, “there are likely to be roast potatoes?”

  “I expect so, yes.”

  Mr. Frost looked delighted. Then he said, “I wouldn’t want to put her out of her way, I mean.”

  “She’s loving it,” said Scarlett, truthfully. “Thank you for giving me a lift home.”

  “More than welcome,” said Mr. Frost. They walked together down the steps in Mr. Frost’s high narrow house, to the little entrance hall at the bottom of the stairs.

  In Krakow, on Wawel Hill, there are caves called the Dragon’s Den, named after a long dead dragon. These are the caves that the tourists know about. There are caves beneath those caves that the tourists do not know and do not ever get to visit. They go down a long way, and they are inhabited.

  Silas went first, followed by the grey hugeness of Miss Lupescu, padding quietly on four feet just behind him. Behind them was Kandar, a bandage-wrapped Assyrian mummy with powerful eagle-wings and eyes like rubies, who was carrying a small pig.

  There had originally been four of them, but they had lost Haroun in a cave far above, when the Ifrit, as naturally overconfident as are all of its race, had stepped into a space bounded by three polished bronze mirrors and had been swallowed up in a blaze of bronze light. In moments the Ifrit could only be seen in the mirrors, and no longer in reality. In the mirrors his fiery eyes were wide open, and his mouth was moving as if he was shouting at them to leave and beware, and then he faded and was lost to them.

  Silas, who had no problems with mirrors, had covered one of them with his coat, rendering the trap useless.

  “So,” said Silas. “Now there are only three of us.”

  “And a pig,” said Kandar.

  “Why?” asked Miss Lupescu, with a wolf-tongue, through wolf teeth. “Why the pig?”

  “It’s lucky,” said Kandar.

  Miss Lupescu growled, unconvinced.

  “Did Haroun have a pig?” asked Kandar, simply.

  “Hush,” said Silas. “They are coming. From the sound of it, there are many of them.”

  “Let them come,” whispered Kandar.

  Miss Lupescu’s hackles were rising. She said nothing, but she was ready for them, and it was only by an effort of will that she did not throw back her head and howl.

  “It’s beautiful up this way,” said Scarlett.

  “Yes,” said Bod.

  “So, your family were all killed?” said Scarlett. “Does anyone know who did it?”

  “No. Not that I know. My guardian only says that the man who did it is still alive, and that he’ll tell me the rest of what he knows one day.”

  “One day?”

  “When I’m ready.”

  “What’s he scared of? That you’d strap on your gun and ride out to wreak vengeance on the man who killed your family?”

  Bod looked at her seriously. “Well, obviously,” he said. “Not a gun, though. But yes. Something like that.”

  “You’re joking.”

  Bod said nothing. His lips were tight-pressed together. He shook his head. Then he said, “I’m not joking.”

  It was a bright and sunny Saturday morning. They were just past the entrance to the Egyptian Walk, out of the direct sunlight, under the pines and the sprawling monkey puzzle tree.

  “Your guardian. Is he a dead person too?”

  Bod said, “I don’t talk about him.”

  Scarlett looked hurt. “Not even to me?”

  “Not even to you.”

  “Well,” she said. “Be like that.”

  Bod said, “Look, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean—” just as Scarlett said, “I promised Mr. Frost I wouldn’t be too long. I’d better be getting back.”

  “Right,” said Bod, worried he had offended her, unsure what he should say to make anything better.

  He watched Scarlett head off on the winding path back to the chapel. A familiar female voice said, with derision, “Look at her! Miss high and mighty!” but there was no one to be seen.

  Bod, feeling awkward, walked back to the Egyptian Walk. Miss Lillibet and Miss Violet had let him store a cardboard box filled with old paperback books in their vault, and he wanted to find something to read.

  Scarlett helped Mr. Frost with his grave-rubbings until midday, when they stopped for lunch. He offered to buy her fish and chips as a thank-you, and they walked down to the fish and chip shop at the bottom of the road, and as they walked back up the hill they ate their steaming fish and chips, drenched in vinegar and glittering with salt, out of paper bags.

  Scarlett said, “If you wanted to find out about a murder, where would you look? I already tried the Internet.”

  “Um. Depends. What kind of murder are we talking about?”

  “Something local, I think. About thirteen or fourteen years ago. A family was killed around here.”

  “Crikey,” said Mr. Frost. “This really happened?”

  “Oh yes. Are you all right?”

  “Not really. Bit too, well, bit of a wimp, really. Things like that, I mean, local true crime, you don’t like to think about it. Things like that, happening here. Not something I’d expect a girl of your age to be interested in.”

  “It’s not actually for me,” admitted Scarlett. “It’s for a friend.”

  Mr. Frost finished off the last of his fried cod. “The library, I suppose. If it’s not on the Internet, it’ll be in their newspaper files. What set you off after this?”

  “Oh.” Scarlett wanted to lie as little as possible. She said, “A boy I know. He was asking about it.”

  “Definitely the library,” said Mr. Frost. “Murder. Brr. Gives me the shivers.”

  “Me too,” said Scarlett. “A bit.” Then, hopefully, “Could you maybe, possibly, drop me off at the library, this afternoon?”

  Mr. Frost bit a large chip in half, chewed it, and looked at the rest of the chip, disappointed. “They get cold so fast, do
n’t they, chips. One minute, you’re burning your mouth on them, the next you’re wondering how they cool off so quickly.”

  “I’m sorry,” said Scarlett. “I shouldn’t be asking for rides everywhere—”

  “Not at all,” said Mr. Frost. “Just wondering how best to organize this afternoon, and whether or not your mother likes chocolates. Bottle of wine or chocolates? Not really sure. Both maybe?”

  “I can make my own way home from the library,” said Scarlett. “And she loves chocolates. So do I.”

  “Chocolates it is, then,” said Mr. Frost, relieved. They had reached the middle of the row of high, terraced houses on the hill, and the little green Mini parked outside. “Get in. I’ll run you over to the library.”

  The library was a square building, all brick and stone, dating back to the beginning of the last century. Scarlett looked around, and then went up to the desk.

  The woman said, “Yes?”

  Scarlett said, “I wanted to see some old newspaper clippings.”

  “Is it for school?” said the woman.

  “It’s local history,” said Scarlett, nodding, proud that she hadn’t actually lied.

  “We’ve got the local paper on microfiche,” said the woman. She was large, and had silver hoops in her ears. Scarlett could feel her heart pounding in her chest; she was certain she looked guilty or suspicious, but the woman led her into a room with boxes that looked like computer screens, and showed her how to use them, to project a page of the newspaper at a time onto the screen. “One day we’ll have it all digitized,” said the woman. “Now, what dates are you after?”

  “About thirteen or fourteen years ago,” said Scarlett. “I can’t be more specific than that. I’ll know it when I see it.”

  The woman gave Scarlett a small box with five years’ worth of newspapers on microfilm in it. “Go wild,” she said.

  Scarlett assumed that the murder of a family would have been front page news but instead, when she eventually found it, it was almost buried on page five. It had happened in October, thirteen years earlier. There was no color in the article, no description, just an understated list of events: Architect Ronald Dorian, 36, his wife, Carlotta, 34, a publisher, and their daughter, Misty, 7, were found dead at 33 Dunstan Road. Foul play is suspected. A police spokesman said that it was too early to comment at this stage in their investigations, but that significant leads are being followed.

  There was no mention of how the family died, and nothing said about a missing baby. In the weeks that followed, there was no follow-up, and the police did not ever comment, not that Scarlett could see.

  But that was it. She was certain: 33 Dunstan Road. She knew the house. She had been in there.

  She returned the box of microfilm to the front desk, thanked the librarian, and walked home in the April sunshine. Her mother was in the kitchen cooking—not entirely successfully, judging from the smell of burnt-bottom-of-the-saucepan that filled most of the flat. Scarlett retreated to her bedroom and opened the windows wide to let the burnt smell out, then she sat on her bed and made a phone call.

  “Hello? Mr. Frost?”

  “Scarlett. Everything still all right for this evening? How’s your mother?”

  “Oh, it’s all under control,” said Scarlett, which was what her mother had said when she had asked. “Um, Mr. Frost, how long have you lived at your house?”

  “How long? About, well, four months now.”

  “How did you find it?”

  “Estate agents’ window. It was empty and I could afford it. Well, more or less. Well, I wanted something within walking distance of the graveyard, and this was perfect.”

  “Mister Frost.” Scarlett wondered how to say it, and then just said it. “About thirteen years ago, three people were murdered in your house. The Dorian family.”

  There was a silence at the other end of the phone.

  “Mister Frost? Are you there?”

  “Um. Still here, Scarlett. Sorry. Not the sort of thing you expect to hear. It’s an old house, I mean, you expect things to happen a long time ago. But not…well, what happened?”

  Scarlett wondered how much she could tell him. She said, “There was a little piece on it in an old newspaper, it only gave the address and nothing else. I don’t know how they died or anything.”

  “Well. Good lord.” Mr. Frost sounded more intrigued by the news than Scarlett could have expected. “This, young Scarlett, is where we local historians come into our own. Leave it with me. I’ll find out everything I can and report back.”

  “Thank you,” said Scarlett, relieved.

  “Um. I assume this phone call is because if Noona thought there were murders going on in my home, even thirteen-year-old ones, you’d never be allowed to see me or the graveyard again. So, um, suppose I won’t mention it unless you do.”

  “Thank you, Mr. Frost!”

  “See you at seven. With chocolates.”

  Dinner was remarkably pleasant. The burnt smell had gone from the kitchen. The chicken was good, the salad was better, the roast potatoes were too crispy, but a delighted Mr. Frost had proclaimed that this was precisely the way he liked them, and had taken a second helping.

  The flowers were popular, the chocolates, which they had for dessert, were perfect, and Mr. Frost sat and talked then watched television with them until about 10 P.M., when he said that he needed to get home.

  “Time, tide, and historical research wait for no man,” he said. He shook Noona’s hand with enthusiasm, winked at Scarlett conspiratorially, and was out the door.

  Scarlett tried to find Bod in her dreams that night; she thought of him as she went to sleep, imagined herself walking the graveyard looking for him, but when she did dream it was of wandering around Glasgow city center with her friends from her old school. They were hunting for a specific street, but all they found was a succession of dead ends, one after another.

  Deep beneath the hill in Krakow, in the deepest vault beneath the caves they call the Dragon’s Den, Miss Lupescu stumbled and fell.

  Silas crouched beside her and cradled Miss Lupescu’s head in his hands. There was blood on her face, and some of it was hers.

  “You must leave me,” she said. “Save the boy.” She was halfway now, halfway between grey wolf and woman, but her face was a woman’s face.

  “No,” said Silas. “I won’t leave you.”

  Behind him, Kandar cradled its piglet like a child might hold a doll. The mummy’s left wing was shattered, and it would never fly again, but its bearded face was implacable.

  “They will come back, Silas,” Miss Lupescu whispered. “Too soon, the sun will rise.”

  “Then,” said Silas, “we must deal with them before they are ready to attack. Can you stand?”

  “Da. I am one of the Hounds of God,” said Miss Lupescu. “I will stand.” She lowered her face into the shadows, flexed her fingers. When she raised her head again, it was a wolf’s head. She put her front paws down on the rock, and, laboriously, pushed herself up into a standing position: a grey wolf bigger than a bear, her coat and muzzle flecked with blood.

  She threw back her head and howled a howl of fury and of challenge. Her lips curled back from her teeth and she lowered her head once more. “Now,” growled Miss Lupescu. “We end this.”

  Late on Sunday afternoon the telephone rang. Scarlett was sitting downstairs, laboriously copying faces from the manga she had been reading onto scrap paper. Her mother picked up the phone.

  “Funny, we were just talking about you,” said her mother, although they hadn’t been. “It was wonderful,” her mother continued. “I had the best time. Honestly, it was no trouble. The chocolates? They were perfect. Just perfect. I told Scarlett to tell you, any time you want a good dinner, you just let me know.” And then, “Scarlett? Yes, she’s here. I’ll put her on. Scarlett?”

  “I’m just here, Mum,” said Scarlett. “You don’t have to shout.” She took the phone. “Mister Frost?”

  “Scarlett?” He so
unded excited. “The. Um. The thing we were talking about. The thing that happened in my house. You can tell this friend of yours that I found out—um, listen, when you said ‘a friend of yours’ did you mean it in the sense of ‘we’re actually talking about you,’ or is there a real person, if it’s not a personal question—”

  “I’ve got a real friend who wants to know,” said Scarlett, amused.

  Her mother shot her a puzzled look.

  “Tell your friend that I did some digging—not literally, more like rummaging, well, a fair amount of actual looking around—and I think I might have unearthed some very real information. Stumbled over something hidden. Well, not something I think we should spread around…I, um. I found things out.”

  “Like what?” asked Scarlett.

  “Look…don’t think I’m mad. But, well, as far as I can tell, three people were killed. One of them—the baby, I think—wasn’t. It wasn’t a family of three, it was a family of four. Only three of them died. Tell him to come and see me, your friend. I’ll fill him in.”

  “I’ll tell him,” said Scarlett. She put down the phone, her heart beating like a snare.

  Bod walked down the narrow stone stairs for the first time in six years. His footsteps echoed in the chamber inside the hill.

  He reached the bottom of the steps and waited for the Sleer to manifest. And he waited, and waited, but nothing appeared, nothing whispered, nothing moved.

  He looked around the chamber, untroubled by the deep darkness, seeing it as the dead see. He walked over to the altar stone set in the floor, where the cup and the brooch and the stone knife sat.

  He reached down and touched the edge of the knife. It was sharper than he had expected, and it nicked the skin of his finger.

  IT IS THE TREASURE OF THE SLEER, whispered a triple voice, but it sounded smaller than he remembered, more hesitant.

  Bod said, “You’re the oldest thing here. I came to talk to you. I want advice.”

  A pause. NOTHING COMES TO THE SLEER FOR ADVICE. THE SLEER GUARDS. THE SLEER WAITS.

  “I know. But Silas isn’t here. And I don’t know who else to talk to.”