Blood Duel

by Ralph Compton

  “He will warn them.”

  “Let’s just go,” Ernestine urged. “Let’s sneak out the back and get our horses and leave Coffin Varnish before they find us.”

  “You want me to tuck tail and run?”

  “It is not running. It is avoiding trouble,” Ernestine answered. “Besides, didn’t you tell me that you left Dodge to avoid the Blight brothers? This is no different.”

  “I didn’t have you then.”

  Puzzled, Ernestine asked, “How am I a factor?”

  “No man likes to show yellow in front of his sweetheart,” Jeeter said. “I would as soon go down with my guns blazing as be a coward in your eyes.”

  “That you could never be,” Ernestine said. “Didn’t that penny dreadful call you the Missouri Man-Killer and the Terror of the West? You instill fear in others. They do not instill fear in you.”

  Jeeter had never thought of it quite like that. “I reckon my reputation does make others a mite skittish.” Not that it caused the Blights to think twice about tangling with him.

  “We must go before the posse puts your reputation to the test,” Ernestine said, and pulled on his arm.

  Jeeter glanced back out the window. The mayor had moved to the saloon and was talking to someone under the overhang. Jeeter dipped at the knees but could not see who it was.

  “Please,” Ernestine said. “For my sake if you won’t do it for your own. I do not care to be a widow so soon after becoming a wife.”

  Jeeter wavered. The window was a good vantage point. He could shoot anyone who tried to cross to the store. But he could not stop the lead from flying, and two dozen guns was a lot of lead. Ernestine might be hit. “All right.” He gave in. “We will do it your way.”

  “Thank you,” Ernestine said, and kissed him on the cheek. “You are doing the right thing.”

  Hand in hand they descended the stairs to the hall and were a few steps from the kitchen when all hell broke loose.

  Chapter 29

  Chester Luce saw it. He saw Lawrence Fisch jerk at his nickel-plated Remingtons, but the revolvers were not quite clear when Abe Haslett’s pistol boomed. Fisch staggered against the batwings and looked down at a hole in his shirt over his sternum, a hole that had not been there a second ago.

  “You have killed me, you son of a bitch.”

  “Not yet,” Abe Haslett said, and shot him again.

  As shouts and yells erupted in the saloon, Lawrence Fisch slowly turned. He swatted at the batwings and shouldered on through, crying, “Help me, someone! I am done for!”

  Chester was only a step away from the Southerner. He did not want to draw attention to himself, but acrid powder smoke tingled in his nose and before he could stop himself, he sneezed.

  Abe Haslett looked at him, and the muzzle of Haslett’s six-shooter swung in his direction. “Somethin’ on your mind?”

  “Only that he is part of a posse,” Chester said, “and they are liable to take exception.”

  “A what?”

  The other Hasletts had dismounted and were running toward the saloon. They stopped when Abe Haslett whirled and bellowed, “I just shot a John law! Take cover!”

  Chester dived under the batwings. He rolled and collided with something that should not be there. For an instant he was nose to nose with Lawrence Fisch. Their eyes met just as the spark of life faded from Fisch’s. It made Chester think of Adolphina, dead in their kitchen, and he squawked in terror.

  Strong hands gripped him by the arms and hauled Chester erect. He was surrounded by posse members, foremost among them Undersheriff Glickman, who snapped, “What in hell happened? Who shot Fisch, and why? Is Jeeter Frost out there?”

  “It was a Haslett,” Chester said. “There are four of them. Rebs. Friends of the Larns.”

  “But why shoot Fisch?” Seamus was thinking of how mad George Hinkle would be, to say nothing of the boy’s father.

  Over at the window the butcher’s helper said, “They are shucking rifles from their saddles and taking cover. It looks like they mean to shoot it out with us.”

  “But why?” Seamus said. He was after Jeeter Frost and only Jeeter Frost. “This makes no kind of sense.” He grabbed the front of the mayor’s coat. “You were out there. Why, damn it?”

  “They don’t like people who don’t like Rebels,” was all Chester could think of to say.

  Out in the street a rifle cracked and the window-pane splintered but did not shatter. Win Curry dashed from behind the bar, saying, “Stop them! They are shooting my saloon!”

  Chester tore his gaze from Lawrence Fisch. “My wife is dead, too. Jeeter Frost is to blame.”

  “What?” Seamus said, unsure he heard correctly.

  “He killed her in our kitchen,” Chester elaborated. “I think he beat her to death.”

  “You think?”

  “It must have been a terrible way to go. Better if he had stabbed her with the butcher knife or chopped her with the meat cleaver.”

  “Hold on.” Too much was happening too fast for Seamus. “Are you saying Frost has been in Coffin Varnish this whole time? Is he with the schoolmarm? Why were they in your kitchen?”

  “What does anyone do in a kitchen?” Chester evaded the question.

  Another shot struck the window. The pane dissolved in shards, and Abe Haslett bellowed, “Poke your heads out and we will give you the same! We won’t let you take us in, do you hear?”

  Seamus’s confusion grew. “Why would we want to arrest them?” he asked no one in particular. “Someone tell me what in hell is going on.”

  “I wish I could,” a store clerk said. “But someone would first have to tell me.”

  “I hate this stupid town,” Seamus said.

  Chester heard that. “You can’t blame Coffin Varnish. This is Dodge City’s fault. Dodge got the railroad and we didn’t.”

  Seamus was fit to slug someone. “So now the railroad is involved? Why not throw in prairie dogs and George Custer?”

  “You are talking nonsense,” Chester Luce told him.

  That did it. Seamus hit him, as fine a punch as was ever thrown, flush on the point of the mayor’s dumpling chin. Chester Luce went down and did not stir once he hit. Seamus stalked to the window, and careful not to show himself, hollered, “This is Sheriff Glickman! You will account for yourselves and your antics!”

  “This is Abe Haslett! You ain’t takin’ us in, you hear, tin star?”

  “Why in hell would we want to?” If Seamus were any more confused, he would swear he was drunk.

  “You don’t fool us!” Abe shouted. “We know you know about Crooked Creek Sam!”

  Seamus began to think the entire world had gone insane. “Crooked Creek Sam Hoyt?”

  “You figured out we were in on his killin’,” Abe yelled. “Us and the Larns. That’s why you did the Larns in. But you won’t do us like you done them. No siree!”

  “They say they had a hand in murdering Crooked Creek Sam?” Seamus said, more to focus his thoughts than anything else. “Those and the four dead ones we found? Am I getting this right?”

  “The countryside is overrun with cutthroats,” a posse member remarked.

  Seamus was still putting the mental pieces together. As near as he could tally it, he had four killers—dead killers—in accidental custody, and four more killers were out in the street with the intention of waging war on his posse. “This is a hell of a note.”

  “What do we do?” the blacksmith’s apprentice asked. He was young and stocky and had more muscle than hair.

  “What do you think we do?” was Seamus’s rejoinder. “We shoot the hell out of them.”

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  Thunder revived Adolphina. Crashing thunder in the distance, she thought. But she did not open her eyes or stir. Her head hurt too much. She struggled to remember why and it came back in a wave of pain and anger; that damned rascal Jeeter Frost had walloped her with her own frying pan.

  Rage galvanized Adolphina into sitting up. Almost instantly s
he regretted it as spikes of pain tore through her. Her head felt ripe to burst. Groaning, she touched her temple and stared at a drop of blood on her fingertip. “The weasel. The miserable weasel.”

  Thunder rumbled again, only now Adolphina recognized it for what it was: gunfire. She looked about her, then rose and gazed down the hall. The killer and the schoolmarm were nowhere to be found. “Miss Prescott?” she called out. “Are you there?”

  Reassured by the lack of a reply, Adolphina moved toward the front of the store. The din in the street was nearly nonstop now. She figured the posse had spotted Jeeter Frost and the runt was being shot to bits. “Nothing would please me more,” she said aloud.

  The store was dark, yet to be lit by the glow of the rising sun. Adolphina crept to the window and eased onto her knees. A wretched-looking man was crouched behind a water trough near the store, firing a rifle at the saloon. But it was not Jeeter Frost. She did not know what to make of it. Suddenly lead thudded into the wall, and she ducked down. No sooner did she do so than more shots, from the saloon, struck the window. Three holes appeared, along with a hairline crack.

  Adolphina remembered how much that window cost her and Chester. Anger bubbled within her. “The fools!” she fumed, and rose. Heedless of the danger, she yanked the door wide and bawled, “Watch your shooting over there! You are hitting my store!”

  The man behind the water trough glanced around in surprise. He abruptly heaved erect and sprang toward her.

  Adolphina did not know what he intended, but she was not about to let him in. She slammed the door, or tried to. He hit it with his shoulder, the impact bashing the door against her, and she teetered on her heels. Although she recovered her balance almost immediately, the harm had been done. He was inside, his back to the wall, his rifle leveled.

  “That wasn’t very nice, you tub of lard.”

  “I beg your pardon?” Adolphina said. She was prickly about her size. It was not her fault nature had not endowed her with a shape men found more appealing.

  “Trying to close the door in my face,” the man growled. “You could have gotten me killed.”

  “Leave these premises this instant, whoever you are,” Adolphina demanded.

  The man snorted. “That is not about to happen, lady. Me and my brothers are in a tight, and I figure you are our salvation. I am Abe Haslett, by the way.”

  “My condolences to your mother,” Adolphina said.

  Abe Haslett glowered. “Makin’ me mad ain’t too smart.”

  “What is all this shooting about? I was told a posse is in town. Am I to infer you and the posse are at odds?”

  “They want us for a killin’ but I will be damned if they will treat us to a strangulation jig,” Abe said. “Which is where you come in.”

  “I am afraid I do not understand,” Adolphina admitted.

  “There are too many of them and not enough of us. We could light a shuck, but they would be after us in no time. So I aim to make good our escape by holding you over their heads.”

  “You are no gentleman.”

  “Dire straits play hell with manners, lady. But don’t fret. We won’t harm you if you don’t give us cause.”

  Adolphina was outraged. She clenched her fists and suppressed an urge to pummel him senseless.

  The firing in the street had about tapered off; only a few shots were coming from the saloon. Abe Haslett turned his head toward the doorway but did not show himself. “Law dog! Can you hear me over there?”

  “I hear you!” Undersheriff Glickman responded.

  “I have a woman here!” Abe yelled, and looked at her. “Who are you, anyhow?” After she told him, he hollered, “Mrs. Luce is her name! Unless you want something unpleasant to happen to her, you and your men will lay down your guns and let us ride out.”

  “First Frost, now you!” Seamus Glickman shouted. “Whatever happened to chivalry? Did it die with the knights?”

  “What in hell is he talkin’ about?” Abe asked Adolphina.

  “I will thank you not to use foul language in the presence of a lady,” Adolphina instructed him. “If you insist on hiding behind my skirts, at least be polite about it.”

  “You are wearing a dressin’ gown, not skirts,” Abe Haslett said. “And on you it is more like a tent.”

  “There you go again. You have a foul mouth.”

  Abe’s dark eyes glittered. “You just don’t listen, do you? Female or no, I will not abide slurs.”

  “Being called a tent is hardly a compliment.”

  “All right,” Abe said. “I will desist if you will behave. Once me and my brothers are in the clear, I will let you go with no hard feelin’s. Do we have a deal?”

  “You have the rifle,” Adolphina answered.

  By now the firing had completely stopped. Abe cupped a hand to his mouth and bawled, “Jefferson! Quince! Josephus! Are all of you still with me!”

  “I am here, brother!”

  “Alive and kickin’!”

  “I got nicked but I am fine!”

  Abe smiled. “Stay put while I show our prize. Then we will be on our way, and good riddance.” He wagged his Winchester. “After you, if you please, and do not think of running or my trigger finger might twitch.”

  “You would shoot a woman in the back?” Adolphina asked.

  “Back or front makes no never mind to me,” Abe told her. “Now out you go. Keep your hands where I can see them, and don’t speak unless I say you can flap your gums.”

  “I hope I get to spit on your grave,” Adolphina said, but she moved past him and out under the brightening sky of dawn. A golden arch crowned the eastern horizon, and down the street a pig, unperturbed by the gunfire, was astir.

  “And you call yourself a lady,” Abe criticized, following her out and crouching so she shielded him from the shooters in the saloon. “Do you see her?” he yelled. “I am no bluff.”

  Chester Luce appeared in the shattered saloon window. “She is my wife! You had better not harm her!”

  “You have my sympathy, mister,” Abe called out. “As for the harmin’, that depends on the cooperation we get.” He raised his voice. “Did you hear that, law dog? Do I have your word we can ride out?”

  “You have it,” Seamus Glickman replied. “And I will be delighted the day I officiate at your hanging.”

  “Kansans sure are bloodthirsty,” Abe said. Then, “Brothers! We must make ourselves scarce while we have this whale to bargain with.”

  “That does it,” Adolphina said, and turned. “I have borne all the bad manners I am going to.”

  Abe pointed the Winchester at her bosom. “You will turn back around and behave, damn you.”

  “I am not a whale,” Adolphina said.

  “You are no guppy, either.”

  Between the pain from the gash in her temple and her fury, Adolphina’s head was pounding. “You are as yellow as your teeth. I have half a mind to take that rifle from you and wrap it around your neck.”

  “There will be hell to pay if you try,” Abe Haslett warned.

  “Hell it is, then,” Adolphina said, and reached for his Winchester.

  Chapter 30

  “I can’t,” Ernestine Frost said.

  Jeeter Frost had led the horses out and was holding hers so she could mount. The thunderous din in the street was added incentive for them to fan the breeze, but now his new bride had paused and was staring back at the rear of the general store. “What is it you can’t?” he asked.

  “I can’t leave yet,” Ernestine said. “I have to go back and check on her.”

  “You do not,” Jeeter said.

  “We left her lying there over the table. We don’t know if she was alive or dead.” Ernestine shook her head. “It is not right. We can’t go riding off without doing what we can for her.”

  “The cow brought it on herself.”

  “Please be nice,” Ernestine scolded. “If you don’t want to go, even though it was you who walloped her with that frying pan, then I will go
myself.” She started to walk off but he grabbed her arm.

  “Hold on. Hear that shooting? I am the one who has to go.” Jeeter turned her toward her mount. “You climb on and wait for me. I won’t be long.”

  “We are man and wife now,” Ernestine said. “We should go together.”

  Jeeter decided that if he was to wear the britches in their marriage, he must put his foot down on occasion. This was an occasion. “No. Please. Lead is flying all over the place. I don’t want you taking a stray slug.” He cupped his hands for her use as a step. “I will run in quick, splash water on her face to bring her around, and run back to you. We can be gone in five minutes.”

  “You are so sweet,” Ernestine said, and permitted him to give her a boost. He handed her the reins and gave her the reins to the gruella and the lead rope to the packhorse.

  “In case they spook,” Jeeter said. Drawing his Colt Lightning, he retraced his steps to the general store. When he saw the kitchen was empty, he smiled. “The sow is all right.” He could return to his new bride.

  From the front of the store came voices. The sow’s, and another’s. It might be some of the posse, Jeeter guessed, and she might be telling them about him and Ernestine. He had to find out. Stalking down the hall, he warily slunk to the counter. The front door was open. Out in the street men were hollering. Something about a woman being used as a hostage.

  It was none of Jeeter’s business. He should go. But Ernestine might ask if he had seen the Luce woman with his own eyes, and he could not lie to her. He would never lie to her. Feeling supremely stupid, he cat-footed to the front door, and was momentarily stupefied.

  Adolphina Luce had hold of the muzzle of a Winchester. The other end was held by a man Jeeter had never seen before. Even as he set eyes on them, the rifle went off. The lead tore into Adolphina’s chest and ruptured out her back. Recoiling in shock, she let go and said, “I didn’t think you would do it.”

  “You dumb cluck!” the man snapped. “Don’t blame me. It went off when you pulled on it.”

  From the saloon came a loud wail, “Adolphina!”