The Wisdom of Oscar Wilde
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The Wisdom of
OSCAR WILDE
The Wisdom of
OSCAR WILDE
Philosophical Library
FOREWORD
Part I of this volume comprises epigrammatic quotations taken primarily from Oscar Wilde’s major works, The Picture of Dorian Gray, the three plays, A Woman of No Importance, Lady Windermere’s Fan, and The Importance of Being Earnest, as well as well as from Wilde’s essays, reviews, and lectures. These quotations present Wilde in the guise of wit and epigrammatist.
Part II presents extended excerpts from plays, novels, and other writings. A few, including The Ballad of Reading Gaol, “The Selfish Giant,” and “The American Invasion,” are given in their entirety. They are arranged in chronological order, as published. These excerpts are a sampling of the breadth and depth of Wilde’s literary works.
Biographical Note
“The foremost wit of his age,” Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde, being the second son of William Wilde, was born on October 16th, 1854, at 21 Westland Row, Dublin.
On leaving Portora Royal School at Enniskillen, he went in 1873 to Trinity College, Dublin, with a scholarship.
In the following year he won the Berkeley Gold Medal for Greek. Later that year he gained a scholarship to Magdalen College, Oxford. Here he gained a First Class in Classical Moderations and a First Class in Literae Humaniores.
On Leaving Oxford he came to London and lived in the Adelphi, where in 1881 he published his first book of poems.
Three years later he married Constance Mary Lloyd, and removed to 16 Tite Street, Chelsea, where he lived until his conviction in 1895.
On his release he went to live in France at Berneval-sur-Mer; later, in February 1898, he moved to Paris, and to Rome in 1900 where the Pope blessed him seven times.
His health was now rapidly deteriorating and on his return to Paris he was baptized into the Catholic Church on November 29th.
Next day, in the presence of his loyal friend Robert Ross, he died—“The Miser of sound and syllable, no less than Midas of his coinage.”
Oscar Wilde was buried on December 3rd, 1900, in the little cemetery of Bagneux, but in July, 1909, he was interred at Père Lachaise.
“He hath outsoared the shadow of our night;
Envy and calumny and hate and pain,
And that unrest which men miscall delight
Can touch him not and torture not again.”
CONTENTS
Part I The Quotations
Women
Men
Art
Literature
Behavior
Character
Children
Love and Marriage
Other People
Personal Viewpoint
Politics
Reflections
America
Modern Times
Part II Excerpts
Poems (1880s)
Mr. Whistler’s Ten O’Clock (1885)
The Relation of Dress to Art (1885)
The American Invasion (1887)
A Cheap Edition of a Great Man (1887)
An Appreciation of Dostoevski (1887)
The Selfish Giant (1888)
An Appreciation of the Young W. B. Yeats (1889)
The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890, 1891)
Letter on Dorian Gray (1890)
The Critic as Artist (1891)
A Woman of No Importance (1893)
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
The Ballad of Reading Gaol (1898)
De Profundis (1905)
Part I
THE QUOTATIONS
WOMEN
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.
A Woman of No Importance
Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a woman’s bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.
A Woman of No Importance
If a woman really repents, she has to go to a bad dressmaker, otherwise no one believes in her.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.
The Importance of Being Earnest
All men are married women’s property. That is the only true definition of what married women’s property really is....
A Woman of No Importance
My husband is a sort of promissory note. I am tired of meeting him.
A Woman of No Importance
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man’s last romance.
A Woman of No Importance
The Ideal Man! Oh, the Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.
A Woman of No Importance
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
A Woman of No Importance
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
A Woman of No Importance
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that, would tell one anything.
A Woman of No Importance
Lord Illingworth: What do you call a bad man?
Mrs. Allonby: The sort of man who admires innocence.
Lord Illingworth: And a bad woman?
Mrs. Allonby: Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.
A Woman of No Importance
Lord Illingworth: The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden.
Mrs Allonby: It ends with Revelations.
A Woman of No Importance
Young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with fire.
A Woman of No Importance
Mrs. Allonby: Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!
Lord Illingworth: Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other people’s husbands!
A Woman of No Importance
Talk to every woman as if you loved her; and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of the first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect tact.
A Woman of No Importance
If you want to know what a woman really means—which, by the way, is always a dangerous thing to do—look at her, don’t listen to her.
A Woman of No Importance
Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over matter.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance
Women are a fascinatingly wilful sex. Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.
A Woman of No Importance
Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance
Lord Darlington: It’s a curious thing, Duchess, about the game of marriage—a game, by the way, that is going out of fashion—the wives have all the honours, and invariably lose the odd trick.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
And don’t make scenes, men hate them!
Lady Wind
ermere’s Fan
Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Lord Augustus: By Jove! you should have heard what [Arabella] said about Mrs. Erlynne. She didn’t leave a rag on her … I told her that didn’t matter much, as the lady in question has an extremely fine figure.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognise them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Lady Plymdale: Who is that well-dressed woman talking to Windermere?
Dumby: Haven’t got the slightest idea! Looks like an édition de luxe of a wicked French novel, meant specially for the English market.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
With a proper background women can do anything.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to what is worst in him.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Wicked women bother one. Good women bore one. That is the only difference between them.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
We women, as some one says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
There is no pleasure in taking in a husband who never sees anything.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
What are called good women may have terrible things in them, mad moods of recklessness, jealousy, sin.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Women … inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Women never know when the curtain has fallen. They always want a sixth act, and as soon as the interest of the play is entirely over they propose to continue it.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The plain women are very useful. If you want to gain a reputation for respectability, you have merely to take them down to supper.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
As long as [a woman] can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
She was a curious woman, whose dresses always looked as if they had been designed in a rage and put on in a tempest.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
If a woman can’t make her mistakes charming, she is only a female.
“Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime”
The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
“Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime”
She tried to found a salon, and only succeeded in opening a restaurant.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
For the British cook is a foolish woman who should be turned for her iniquities into a pillar of salt which she never knows how to use.
“Dinners and Dishes”
Marriage is the one subject on which women agree and all men disagree.
“A Handbook to Marriage”
Our author, however, is clearly of the same opinion as the Scotch lassie who, on her father warning her what a solemn thing it was to get married, answered, “I ken that, father, but it’s a great deal solemner to be single.”
“A Handbook to Marriage”
Beauty, as some one finely said, is the purgation of all superfluities.
“More Radical Ideas Upon Dress Reform”
Miss Prism: Memory, my dear Cecily, is the diary that we all carry about with us.
The Importance of Being Earnest
Gwendolen: How absurd to talk of the equality of the sexes! Where questions of self-sacrifice are concerned, men are infinitely beyond us.
The Importance of Being Earnest
Lady Bracknell: No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating …
The Importance of Being Earnest
Lord Augustus: I prefer women with a past. They’re always so demmed amusing to talk to.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Cecil Graham: Why, I have met hundreds of good women. I never seem to meet any but good women. The world is perfectly packed with good women. To know them is a middle-class education.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Always! That is a dreadful word. ... Women are so fond of using it. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
As for conversation, there are only five women in London worth talking to, and two of these can’t be admitted into decent society.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Women defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
With the abolition of private property, marriage in its present form must disappear.
“The Soul of Man under Socialism”
MEN
A sentimentalist… is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn’t know the market price of any single thing.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
It is only the superficial qualities that last. Man’s deeper nature is soon found out.
“Phrases and Philosophies for the Use of the Young”
Similarly in The Importance of Being Earnest
By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
The Importance of Being Earnest
After a good dinner one can forgive anyone, even one’s own relations.
A Woman of No Importance
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.
A Woman of No Importance
There is nothing like youth. The middle-aged are mortgaged to life. The old are in life’s lumber-room. But youth is the lord of life....
A Woman of No Importance
What you have to do at present is simply to fit yourself for the best society. A man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world.
A Woman of No Importance
A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.
A Woman of No Importance
Lord Illingworth: But the happiness of a married man, my dear Gerald, depends on the people he has not married.
Gerald: But if one is in love?
Lord Illingworth: One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
A Woman of No Importance
The world has been made by fools that wise men should live in it!
A Woman of No Importance
Lady Windermere: Are all men bad?
Duchess of Berwick: Oh, all of them, my dear, all of them, without any exception. And they never grow any better. Men become old, but they never become good.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
My father would talk morality after dinner. I told him he was old enough to know better. But my experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don’t know anything at all.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
It’s most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public. It always makes people think that he beats her when they’re alone.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
He thinks like a Tory, and talks like a Radical, and that’s so important nowadays.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
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nbsp; A man who moralises is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralises is invariably plain.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Cecil Graham: What is a cynic?
Lord Darlington: A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Lady Windermere’s Fan
Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance
When a man says [he has exhausted life] one knows that life has exhausted him.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
I like men who have a future, and women who have a past.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The bravest man amongst us is afraid of himself.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Young men want to be faithful, and are not: old men want to be faithless, and cannot: that is all one can say.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
It is only in voluntary associations that man is fine.
“The Soul of Man under Socialism”
The true perfection of man lies, not in what a man has, but what a man is.
“The Soul of Man under Socialism”
Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus.
De Profundis
The emotions of man are stirred more quickly than man’s intelligence....
“The Soul of Man under Socialism”
For he to whom the present is the only thing that is present, knows nothing of the age in which he lives.
“The Critic as Artist”
If you meet at dinner a man who has spent his life in educating himself—a rare type in our time,... you rise from table richer, and conscious that a high ideal has for a moment touched and sanctified your days.
“The Critic as Artist”
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.
“The Decay of Lying”
The value of an idea has nothing whatsoever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it.