When the Saints

by Dave Duncan

  “Darina”—her real name was Hedwig Schlutz—was well known as the crown prince’s mistress and a she-rat from the wrong side of the gutter, the sort of vindictive pervert who gave Satanism a bad name. Many Saints would be frightened to tangle with her. But need must when the devil drove. She opened a gate and stepped through into the solar, just in time to glimpse Wulfgang leaving with the hellcat on his arm. Hell’s britches!

  Anton and Otto were still on their feet, and swung around openmouthed to meet this latest invasion.

  “Good evening, my lords.” Justina sighed. “Pardon my barging in like this. I was hoping to prevent a rape.”

  “Rape?” Otto repeated furiously.

  “Probably not literally, although with that Darina woman you can never be sure.” Justina would invade the palace to rescue him if she had to, but it would be a desperate and dangerous move. There could be enormous repercussions. “Your brother is very naïve still, my lord.”

  Anton was glaring furiously.

  But now Ottokar was smiling. “May we offer you a glass of wine, my lady?”

  She should have changed back into servants’ garb, but even that morning he had suspected. Wulfgang had guessed and Otto was the subtlest of them idth=sizall.

  “You may. And I suppose you had better let Anton in on the secret.”

  Anton turned, holding a filled wine goblet. “What secret?”

  Ottokar waited until the glass was safely passed. “The ‘servant’ Justina is in fact our Great-aunt Kristina, sister of Grandfather Evzen.”

  Anton gulped and made a fast recovery. “A much younger sister, obviously!”

  “A much older one,” she said. “I was Liber’s firstborn; Evzen was the fourth child. We Speakers wear well.” She sat down with a sigh. “But that doesn’t mean we don’t wear.”

  At least Wulfgang still had his clothes on; he had just accepted a glass of wine from the doxy’s own fair hand.

  “I belong to a secular order known as the Saints.” Justina sipped her own wine, which was middling good. “We’re a guild of free Speakers, owing allegiance to neither Church nor state, although we help out both on occasion. We try to use our powers for good, and we discipline any member who strays. We also keep an eye on all the talented families, like the Magnuses. When I began to hear Voices, I was recruited before the Church got me—recruited, oddly enough, by my own great-aunt, another Kristina Magnus. In due course, when she retired, I became our family’s ‘guardian,’ as we call it. The last time I came around to visit was just after Marek was born.”

  Otto nodded, smiling. He had been thirteen, Vlad seven, both already tall.

  “But I was becoming too obviously too young for my age, so I assigned the Magnus watch to another. He met with an accident involving burning faggots, and his successor mishandled the files. Marek escaped us, the Church got him.”

  She smiled at the intent young faces. How insulted they would be if she called them that, and yet she was almost sixty years older than Otto.

  “Marek, cleverly for a haggard—that’s our term for a self-trained Speaker—managed to misinform the Dominican who arrested him. That man was the same Father Azuolas that Wulfgang shot here last night, a nasty type. Marek lied to him about Wulfgang’s age. The Church keeps watch on the families, also, and everyone spies on their records. So the Scarlet Spider and the Saints both missed him too.”

  “Wulf had seen what happened to Marek,” Otto said, “and was always extremely careful not to use his powers.”

  Until Anton had outed him at the prince’s hunt.

  “Speakers can be very dangerous people,” Justina said. “The Church’s denunciation of them is not entirely unjustified, and we have evandC;Sen turned a few of our own over to the Inquisition. The best solution anyone has ever found is what we call ‘jessing,’ which is to bind a Speaker to a wor … to a non-Speaker, somewhat like a man doing homage to a lord. I won’t go into details, but you have met Cardinal Zdenek?”

  Both brothers nodded.

  “Did you even notice a mousy clerk scribbling in a corner, probably dressed as a Franciscan friar? He would be a Speaker hired to guard the cardinal. Zdenek employs five Saint hirelings—two to watch over him, two to do the same for the king, and that so-called marquessa you just met to guard the crown prince. Night and day, in her case.”

  Anton smirked.

  Ottokar frowned. “This is the jessing you mentioned?”

  “No. The Speakers in question are jessed by workaday members of the Saints, their cadgers. A cadger is a manager. The cardinal contracts with the cadger for his falcon’s services. The cardinal is their client, they are his hirelings.” She smiled at the bewildered faces. “We have our own code.”

  “And how much do the Saints charge for that service?”

  “You’d have to ask Lady Umbral, our prelate, but the exchange is often more of favors than gold. And don’t think of hirelings as bodyguards, because Speakers don’t stoop to killing. Assassins are almost always workadays wielding knives or poison.”

  “Then what do Speakers guard against?”

  “Tweaking, mostly. They can recognize other Speakers on sight. Imagine Wulfgang presenting … No, he’s too honest. Imagine Vilhelmas presenting a petition to an undefended king or minister. It would be approved instantly! People like Cardinal Zdenek need protection against that. The monastery at Koupel has a Speaker to perform its famous cures: Brother Lodnicka, jessed by Abbot Bohdan. The pope has legions of such falcons, of course.”

  Wulfgang still hadn’t touched his wine, clever lad. Hedwig was describing the crown prince’s sex life in disgusting detail. Justina regarded that as a breach of professional ethics.

  Ottokar was beaming. “So now Crown Prince Konrad wants to meet the young man who just won a war single-handed, in a major miracle? Our baby dragon is going to be appointed personal retainer to our future king?”

  “Not if I can help it!” Justina said grimly.

  Ottokar said, “Surely an appointment as…” He stopped, puzzled, and glanced from her face to Anton’s and back again.

  “Crown Prince Konrad is a turd,” Anton said quietly.

  “You slander the heir apparent!”

  “I slander turds. He’s a worthless brat. He hunts, jousts, drinks, and holds orgies. He favors handsome young men.”

  Ottokar blanched.

  Justina said, “Maybe ten or fifteen years from now he will mellow into an honorable and respectable ruler, but at the moment you don’t want to give him Wulfgang.”

  Appalled, Ottokar shrank down on his chair and muttered, “I suppose not.”

  “I wish to enlist Wulf in the Saints,” she said. “He will still be able to serve the throne of Jorgary if he wishes, but he will not be committed to doing so for the rest of his life, and we will see that he is fairly rewarded. I may be worrying unnecessarily; he may find the crown prince as odious as I do.”

  “Wulf’s not stupid,” Otto muttered, “but he’s still very innocent.”

  Anton nodded agreement. “Invite him to an orgy and he’d ask what he should wear.”

  “That’s witty for you,” Otto said. “Your coronet must be going to your head.”

  Justina realized that the brothers were more than a little drunk. They had good reason to be so, since their sentences of imminent death in battle had just been lifted. And she was feeling quite sentimental. It was many years since she had sat down with family like this. Her brother would have burst with pride to see these stalwart grandsons.

  Otto took another drink. “I know the Church gets fiery-and-brimstony about it,” he said, “but I’ve fought alongside men who had minority views. They did the loot and pillage part well enough, and had their own ideas about rape, if you follow. Their business! In most cases I would much rather have had them fighting beside me than against me. I’m sure Wulf’s thinking is quite orthodox, though.”

  A narrow arch appeared in the unopened door. Through it stepped a plump, middle-aged man in a gray friar
’s habit, barefoot and wearing a leather eye patch. His cowl was back, exposing his tonsure, whose highlights reflected the glow of his halo.

  He waggled a reproving finger at Justina. “Sister, sister! You were present last night when Lady Umbral agreed that the cardinal would be the one to jess Wulfgang Magnus. And did she not contract to provide your assistance here during the siege in return for a one-third share of his lifetime labors?”

  “Wulfgang was not consulted!”

  “But Umbral committed the Saints and you are trying to renege on that agreement, aren’t you?”

  Without waiting for an answer, Brother Daniel bobbed his head in a minimal gesture of respect to Ottokar and Anton. “My lords, His Eminence begs the favor of a word with you both, if you would spare him a moment?” He gestured to the arch leading through to Zdenek’s council room.

  CHAPTER 23

  The awful moment came only too soon. Clad in his herald’s tabard, Arturas Synovec ducked out the postern gate and set off down the road to death or glory. He kept reassuring himself that his danger was slight, because the Church’s laws of war protected heralds from violence. Even so, he had had to stop in a corner to pee twice before he reached the barbican.

  He carried a white flag in one hand and a flaming torch in the other. He stumbled down a badly rutted road made treacherous by the frozen waves of ice across it, a snowy cliff on his right, dark nothing on his left. And silence, except for the wind! He should have been able to hear the Ruzena muttering and complaining below him. The Pelrelmians wouldn’t notice the absence.

  His eyes watered in the wind. The Pelrelmians had built a wooden screen across the road, what the men-at-arms called a blinding. Fifty paces. Forty.… Thirty-five.…

  “Halt! Who goes there!”

  He stopped. So far they were obeying the laws of chivalry.

  “Flag of truce, a message for Count Vranov from Count Magnus.”

  “What?”

  He shouted louder.

  In a moment a gap was opened in the blinding and a man in mail came out and clanked forward to meet him. He wore a sash that probably meant he was a master sergeant.

  “Gimme the message and I’ll see he gets it.”

  “No. It’s a verbal message, to the count or Sir Marijus.”

  “Tell me and then get your sweet little ass back where it belongs before I ram a pike up it.”

  All very predictable. Arturas had to stand there and argue with a dolt who had been given no authority to deal with a parley and had no imagination. Finally he had to be prompted. Arturas pulled out the cloth. “Here. Blindfold me and send me down to the count.”

  After some thought, the man agreed.

  It wasn’t easy walking on that rough ground with a blindfold on, so his guide had to grip his arm. And once through the barricade, he was pulled and pushed until he had no idea which way was which, but he could guess that they had to maneuver him between the guns they had been seen dragging up all afternoon. He heard a lot of diffandC;icherent voices, so he was starting to collect information in spite of being blindfolded.

  In warfare, knowledge could be dangerous to both the knower and the known.

  It was hard to say which was worse: the times when he was being urged on after he had twisted both ankles and was almost weeping from the pain, or the pauses when he was made to stand so close to the cliff that he could feel the wind eddying off it, while hundreds of clanking feet went past on the sudden-drop side.

  Even a blind man could understand what the oaths and grumbles and the creak of leather meant. Any village idiot would realize that the Pelrelmians were mustering for a night assault. So where was the Hound of the Hills? He ought to be up at the front, ready to direct his guns and lead his men. He couldn’t give orders from High Meadows, a mile away. Why was he sending so many men up when he hadn’t even opened fire on the gates? Until he battered them down, his men could do nothing. So the guns were a decoy, and Vranov expected some traitor to open the gates for him. That still didn’t explain why he wasn’t up at the front.

  Nothing lasts forever. Eventually sounds of canvas flapping and odors of wood smoke told Arturas that he was now in the camp. He was made to wait until he thought he might freeze to death. He was not allowed to remove the blindfold. Then his hands were tied behind him, despite his protests that heralds should not be treated like that. He was shoved forward into a tent and the blindfold removed.

  He blinked repeatedly in the brilliance of the lamps until his eyes adjusted and told him that the light was really quite dim. The tent was astonishingly hot and stuffy after the blustery cold outside, but it was much more luxurious than he had expected, with fur rugs, braziers, and furniture. The way the walls and roof rippled disconcerted him.

  Four men sitting on stools, watching him, all four in armor, but with heads still uncovered, their swords and helmets lying ready at their feet. There might be a couple more behind him, but he did not look around.

  Count Vranov he knew, and Sir Marijus, one of his many sons. The others were just men-at-arms.

  “Well?” the Hound demanded. “You can have two minutes.”

  Arturas licked his lips, thought about asking for a drink of water and decided that this might be construed as asking for hospitality. He launched into the speech he had prepared.

  The count listened in stony-faced silence, so his men did the same. At the end he took a drink from a pottery beaker he was clutching in his big, hairy hand.

  “So you’re suggesting that the dam may break and a flood will wash us all away?”

  “It may.”

  “Hate to lose the camp, but my men are safe enough at the moment, aren’t they?”

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  “Are they?” He wasn’t going to fall into that obvious trap.

  The count laughed, and Arturas realized that he was drunk.

  “You know where my army is tonight, little herald. And you think I’m going to send you back up the road so you can check your arithmetic?”

  “That means you refuse the truce?”

  “I won’t refuse it. I just won’t answer. And if that gangling strip of pig guts you call a count is too stupid to keep his guard up, that’s his lookout. You’ve probably told him all he wants to know already.”

  Arturas said, “What?” He was horrified at how close to a squeak that sounded. “How would I have done that?”

  “Because his brother the Speaker knows what you’re seeing and hearing.”

  “Speaker? You’re accusing one of the Magnus brothers of—”

  “Oh, plug your bung. You know who I mean. That yellow-haired, yellow-eyed squire of his. A witch he is, I know for a fact.”

  There had been whispers. The new count’s extraordinarily fast response to the old count’s death, his speedy recovery from wounds … even the way he had ignored being knocked down in the hall by a younger brother, who should by rights have been taken out and scourged. As for today’s miraculous destruction of the Wends—people had been talking miracle while keeping their fingers crossed in case it had been the devil’s handiwork.

  “I know nothing of witchcraft,” Arturas said, “except what I saw in the hall last night. I came in peace and expect—” Oh, sweet Jesus! Vranov came and went by witchcraft last night. He was going to do the same now and open the gates himself!

  “What you expect doesn’t matter.” The count glanced at his son. “What do you think?”

  “Tie him up and send him home in the morning.”

  Havel scratched his stubbled chin. “No. I don’t like spies.” He looked past Arturas at whoever stood behind him. “Take him outside. Give him two minutes to say his prayers, then cut his throat.”

  Arturas was screaming as they dragged him out of the tent.

  CHAPTER 24

  Wulf was in a bedchamber, a very large and luxurious one, but the pink silk paneling and lacy draperies were obviously intended for a lady, not a man. He shot a reproachful glance at the nt>marquessa and went over to the bed its
elf, to peer inside the curtains. There was no one in there. The heaped pillows and cloudy feather mattress looked very inviting, but he just wanted to sleep, not sleep with. He would make an exception for Madlenka, but that opportunity was not likely to present itself tonight.

  “I think there has been a misunderstanding, my lady.”

  Darina was pouring blood-red wine into crystal goblets. He did not need more wine, either.

  “If you’re looking for the prince, that door leads to his bedroom. He isn’t there at the moment. Look if you want to.”

  “No.” He knew he was naïve, but even he could suspect a trap.

  “A lot of people are stupid, you know,” she said, placing one goblet on a small marble table alongside one of the chairs. “You sit there. And others are timorous, ignorant, ineffective, or plain useless.” Clutching the second glass, she sank gracefully onto another chair, facing the first and about eight feet away. If this was to be a seduction, she was setting it up strangely like a business meeting. “And Speakers are just people.”

  He sat where she had told him and stared blearily across at her. “Very strange people, my lady.”

  “No, just greatly blessed. You are being talked about all over Europe. Already! Oh, not generally, but the Wise know, the top people know: Speakers and cadgers and rulers. In Paris and Toledo and Edinburgh and Oslo.… You pulled off a military miracle and made it seem like an act of God. The latest rumor is that Duke Wartislaw’s head has turned up in a slop bucket and the rest of him is still missing. Lesser folk will marvel and praise God when the news of the Wends’ destruction reaches them, but the ones who really matter have heard it already—the pope, the sultan, the queen of Castile, and one or two other kings and queens. And they know who did it, which the others never will.”