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by Colleen McCullough

  “Nisibis, Lucullus,” the man answered.

  “Those were the days, eh?”

  “Nearly twenty years ago, Soldiers’ Friend! But none of us who were there have ever forgotten Publius Clodius.”

  “Who’s grown old and tame, soldier.”

  “Where are you off to?” the man repeated.

  Clodius vaulted into the saddle and winked at Schola, already mounted. “The Alban Hills,” he said, “but only overnight. I’ll be in Rome again tomorrow.” He turned his horse and rode off down the lane in the direction of the Clivus Palatinus, his three boon companions and the thirty armed slaves falling in behind.

  *

  “The Alban Hills, but only overnight,” said Titus Annius Milo thoughtfully. He pushed a small purse of silver denarii across the table to the man who had called out to Clodius from the crowd. “I’m obliged,” he said, and rose to his feet.

  “Fausta,” he said a moment later, erupting into his wife’s sitting room, “I know you don’t want to come, but you are coming to Lanuvium with me at dawn tomorrow, so pack your things and be ready. That’s not a request, it’s an order.”

  To Milo, the acquisition of Fausta represented a considerable victory over Publius Clodius. She was Sulla’s daughter, and her twin brother, Faustus Sulla, was an intimate of Clodius’s, as was Sulla’s disreputable nephew, Publius Sulla. Though Fausta had not been a member of the Clodius Club, her connections were all in that direction; she had been wife to Pompey’s nephew, Gaius Memmius, until he caught her in a compromising situation with a very young, very muscular nobody. Fausta liked muscular men, but Memmius, although he was quite spectacularly handsome, was a rather thin and weary individual who was quite nauseatingly devoted to his mother, Pompey’s sister. Now Publius Sulla’s wife.

  As he was notably muscular, even if not as young as Fausta was used to, Milo hadn’t found it difficult to woo her and wed her. Clodius had screamed even louder than Faustus or Publius Sulla! Admittedly Fausta wasn’t cured of her predilection for very young, very muscular nobodies; scant months ago Milo had been forced to take a whip to one Gaius Sallustius Crispus for indiscretions with her. What Milo didn’t broadcast to a delighted Rome was that he had also used the whip on Fausta. Brought her to heel very nicely too.

  Unfortunately Fausta hadn’t taken after Sulla, a stunning-looking man in his youth. No, she took after her great-uncle, the famous Metellus Numidicus. Lumpy, dumpy, frumpy. Still, all women were the same with the lights out, so Milo enjoyed her quite as much as he did the other women with whom he dallied.

  Remembering the feel of the whip, Fausta didn’t argue. She cast Milo a look of anguish, then clapped her hands to summon her retinue of servants.

  Milo had vanished, calling for his freedman named Marcus Fustenus, who didn’t bear the name Titus Annius because he had passed into Milo’s clientele after being freed from a school for gladiators. Fustenus was his own name. He was a Roman sentenced to gladiatorial combat for doing murder.

  “Plans are changed a bit, Fustenus,” said Milo curtly when his henchman appeared. “We’re still off to Lanuvium—what a wonderful piece of luck! My reasons for heading down the Via Appia tomorrow are impeccable; I can prove that my plans to be in my hometown to nominate the new flamen have been in place for two months. No one will be able to say I had no right to be on the Via Appia. No one!”

  Fustenus, almost as large an individual as Milo, said nothing, just nodded.

  “Fausta has decided to accompany me, so you’ll hire a very roomy carpentum,” Milo went on.

  Fustenus nodded.

  “Hire lots of other conveyances for the servants and the baggage. We’re going to stay for some time.” Milo flourished a sealed note. “Have this sent round to Quintus Fufius Calenus at once. Since I have to share a carriage with Fausta, I may as well have some decent company on the road. Calenus will do.”

  Fustenus nodded.

  “The full bodyguard, with so many valuables in the wagons.” Milo smiled sourly. “No doubt Fausta will want all her jewels, not to mention every citrus-wood table she fancies. A hundred and fifty men, Fustenus, all cuirassed, helmeted and heavily armed.”

  Fustenus nodded.

  “And send Birria and Eudamas to me immediately.”

  Fustenus nodded and left the room.

  It was already well into the afternoon, but Milo kept sending servants flying hither and thither until darkness fell, at which time he could lie back, satisfied, to eat heartily of a much-delayed dinner. All was in place. Quintus Fufius Calenus had indicated extreme delight at accompanying his friend Milo to Lanuvium; Marcus Fustenus had organized horses for the bodyguard of one hundred and fifty men, wagons and carts and rickety carriages for the baggage and servants, and a most comfortably commodious carpentum for the owners of this impressive entourage.

  At dawn Calenus arrived at the house; Milo and Fausta set off with him on foot to a point just outside the Capena Gate, where the party was already assembled and the carpentum waited.

  “Very nice!” purred Fausta, disposing herself on the well-padded seat with her back to the mules; she knew better than to usurp the seat which allowed its occupants to travel forward. On this Milo and Calenus ensconced themselves, pleased to discover that a small table had been erected between them whereon they could play at dice, or eat and drink. The fourth place, that beside Fausta, was occupied by two servants squeezed together: one female to attend Fausta, one male to wait on Milo and Calenus.

  Like all carriages, the carpentum had no devices to absorb some of the shock of the road, but the Via Appia between Capua and Rome was very well kept, its surface smooth because a new layer of hard-tamped cement dust was laid over its stones and watered at the beginning of each summer. The inconvenience of travel was therefore more vibration than jolt or jar. Naturally the servants in the lesser vehicles were not so well off, but everyone was happy at the thought of going somewhere. About three hundred people started off down the common road which bifurcated into the Via Appia and the Via Latina half a mile beyond the Capena Gate. Fausta had brought along her maids, hairdressers, bathwomen, cosmeticians and laundresses as well as some musicians and a dozen boy dancers; Calenus had contributed his valet, librarian and a dozen other servants; and Milo had his steward, his wine steward, his valet, a dozen menservants, several cooks and three bakers. All of the more exalted slaves had their own slaves to attend them as well. The mood was merry, the pace a reasonable five miles per hour, which would get them to Lanuvium in a little over seven hours.

  *

  The Via Appia was one of Rome’s oldest roads. It belonged to the Claudii Pulchri, Clodius’s own family, for it had been built by his ancestor Appius Claudius the Blind, and its care and upkeep between Rome and Capua was still in the purlieus of the family. As it was the Claudian road, it was also where the patrician Claudii placed their tombs. Generations of dead Claudians lined the road on either side, though of course the tombs of other clans were also present. Not that the outlook was a serried array of tubby round monuments; sometimes a whole mile would go by between them.

  Publius Clodius had been able to ascertain that the dying Cyrus had been mistaken: his calculations were perfect, there was no danger whatsoever that the daring structure the old Greek had designed would tumble to the bottom of the precipice it straddled. Oh, what a site for a villa! A view which would make Cicero choke on his own envious buckets of drool, pay the cunnus back for daring to erect his new house to a height which had blocked Clodius’s view of the Forum Romanum. As Cicero was a compulsive collector of country villas, it wouldn’t be long before he was sneaking down past Bovillae to see what Clodius was doing. And when he did see what Clodius was doing, he’d be greener than the Latin Plain stretched out before him.

  Actually the checking of Cyrus’s measurements had been done so quickly that Clodius might have returned to Rome that same night. But there was no moon, which made riding hazardous; best to go on to his existing villa near Lanuvium, snatch a few h
ours’ sleep, and start back to Rome shortly after dawn. He had brought no baggage and no servants but there was a skeleton staff at the existing villa, capable of producing a meal for himself, Schola, Pomponius and Gaius Clodius the freedman-the thirty slaves who formed his escort ate what they had brought with them in their saddlebags.

  He was on the Via Appia heading in the direction of Rome by the time the sun came up, and he set a rattling pace; the truth was that Clodius so rarely traveled without Fulvia that her absence set his teeth on edge, made him snappy. He was also worried because she was unwell. Knowing him, his escort exchanged glances and made rueful faces at each other; Clodius minus Fulvia was hard to take.

  At the beginning of the third hour of daylight Clodius went through Bovillae at a canter, scattering various citizens going about their business, with scant regard for their welfare or the fate of the sheep, horses, mules, pigs and chickens in their husbandage; it was market day in Bovillae. Yet a mile beyond that buzzing town all vestige of habitation was gone, though there were but thirteen miles to go to the Servian Walls of Rome. The land on either side of the road belonged to the young knight Titus Sertius Callus, who had more than enough money to resist the many offers he had received for such lush pasturage; the fields were dotted with the beautiful horses he bred, but his luxurious villa lay so far off the road that there was no glimpse of it. The only building on the road was a small tavern.

  “Big party coming,” said Schola, Clodius’s friend for so many years that they had long forgotten how they met.

  “Huh,” grunted Clodius, waving his hand in the air to signal everyone off the road itself.

  The entire party took to the grass verge, which was the custom when two groups met and one contained wheeled conveyances, the other not; the group approaching definitely had many wheeled conveyances.

  “It’s Sampsiceramus moving his harem,” said Gaius Clodius.

  “No, it isn’t,” said Pomponius as the oncoming cavalcade grew closer. “Ye Gods, it’s a small army! Look at the cuirasses!”

  At which moment Clodius recognized the figure on the leading horse: Marcus Fustenus. “Cacat!” he exclaimed. “It’s Milo!”

  Schola, Pomponius and the freedman Gaius Clodius flinched, faces losing color, but Clodius kicked his horse in the ribs and increased his pace.

  “Come on, let’s move as quickly as we can,” he said.

  The carpentum containing Fausta, Milo and Fufius Calenus was in the exact middle of the procession; Clodius nudged his horse onto the road and scowled into the carriage, then was past. A few paces further on he turned his head to see that Milo was craning out of the window, gazing back at him fiercely.

  It was a long gauntlet to run, but Clodius almost made it. The trouble developed when he drew level with the hundred-odd mounted and heavily armed men who brought up the tail of Milo’s entourage. He had no difficulty getting through himself, but when his thirty slaves began to canter by, Milo’s bodyguard swung sideways and put itself across the path of the slaves. Quite a few of Milo’s men carried javelins, began to prick the flanks of Clodius’s horses viciously; within moments several of the slaves were on the ground, while others dragged at their swords, milling about and shrieking curses. Clodius and Milo hated each other, but not as much as their men hated each other.

  “Keep going!” cried Schola when Clodius pulled on his reins. “Clodius, let it happen! We’re past, so keep going!”

  “I can’t leave my men!” Clodius came to a halt, then swung his horse around.

  The two last riders in Milo’s train were his most trusted bully-boys, the ex-gladiators Birria and Eudamas. And the moment Clodius was facing them, about to ride back to his men, Birria lifted the javelin he carried, aimed it casually, and threw it.

  The leaflike head took Clodius high in the shoulder, with so much force behind it that Clodius shot into the air and crashed, knees first, onto the road. He lay on his back, blinking, both hands around the shaft of the spear; his three friends tumbled off their horses and came running.

  With great presence of mind Schola ripped a big square piece off his cloak and folded it into a pad. He nodded to Pomponius, who pulled the spear out in the same moment as Schola pushed his makeshift dressing down onto the wound, now pouring blood.

  The tavern was about two hundred paces away; while Schola held the pad in place, Pomponius and Gaius Clodius lifted Clodius to his feet, hooked their elbows beneath his armpits, and dragged him down the road at a run toward the tavern.

  Milo’s party had come to a halt, and Milo, sword drawn, was standing outside the carriage, staring toward the tavern. The bodyguard had made short work of Clodius’s slaves, eleven of whom lay dead; some crawled about badly injured, while those who could had fled across the fields. Fustenus hurried up from the front of the cavalcade.

  “They’ve taken him to that tavern,” said Milo.

  Behind him the carpentum was the source of bloodcurdling noises: screams, gurgles, squeals, shrieks. Milo stuck his head through the window to see Calenus and the male servant battling with Fausta and her maid, throwing themselves everywhere. Good. Calenus had his work cut out controlling Fausta; he wouldn’t be emerging to see what was going on.

  “Stay there,” said Milo curtly to Calenus, who didn’t have the freedom to look up. “Clodius. There’s a fight. He started it; now I suppose we’ll have to finish it.” He stepped back and nodded to Fustenus, Birria and Eudamas. “Come on.”

  *

  The moment the fracas on the road began, the proprietor of the little tavern sent his wife, his children and his three slaves running out the back door into the fields. So when Pomponius and Gaius Clodius the freedman hauled Clodius through the door, the proprietor was alone, eyes starting from his head in fright.

  “Quick, a bed!” said Schola.

  The innkeeper pointed one shaking finger toward a side room, where the three men lay Clodius on a board frame cushioned by a rough straw mattress. The pad was bright scarlet and dripping; Schola looked at it, then at the innkeeper.

  “Find me some cloths!” he snapped, doing further damage to his cloak and replacing the pad.

  Clodius’s eyes were open; he was panting. “Winged,” he said, trying to laugh. “I’ll live, Schola, but there’s a better chance of it if you and the others go back to Bovillae for help. I’ll be all right here in the meantime.”

  “Clodius, I daren’t!” said Schola in a whisper. “Milo has halted. They’ll kill you!”

  “They wouldn’t dare!” gasped Clodius. “Go! Go!”

  “I’ll stay with you. Two are enough.”

  “All three of you!” ground Clodius between his teeth. “I mean it, Schola! Go!”

  “Landlord,” said Schola, “hold this hard on the wound. We’ll be back as soon as we can.” He gave up his place to the petrified tavern owner, and within moments came the sound of hooves.

  His head was swimming; Clodius closed his eyes, tried not to think of the pain or the blood. “What’s your name, man?” he asked without opening his eyes.

  “Asicius.”

  “Well, Asicius, just make sure there’s firm pressure on the pad and keep Publius Clodius company.”

  “Publius Clodius?” quavered Asicius.

  “The one and only.” Clodius sighed, lifted his lids and grinned. “What a pickle! Fancy meeting Milo.”

  Shadows loomed in the door.

  “Yes, fancy meeting Milo,” said Milo, walking in with Birria, Eudamas and Fustenus behind him.

  Clodius looked at him scornfully, fearlessly. “If you kill me, Milo, you’ll live in exile for the rest of your days.”

  “I don’t think so, Clodius. You might say I’m on a promise from Pompeius.” He pushed Asicius the innkeeper sprawling and leaned over to look at the wound, not bleeding as rapidly. “Well, you won’t die of that,” he said, and jerked his head at Fustenus. “Pick him up and take him outside.”

  “What about him?” asked Fustenus of the whimpering Asicius.

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p; “Kill him.”

  One swift chop down the center of Asicius’s head and it was done; Birria and Eudamas lifted Clodius off the bed as if he weighed nothing and dragged him out to fling him in the middle of the Via Appia.

  “Take his clothes off,” said Milo, sneering. “I want to see if rumor is right.”

  Sword sharper than a razor, Fustenus sliced Clodius’s riding tunic up the center from hem to neckline; the loincloth followed.

  “Will you look at that?” asked Milo, roaring with laughter. “He is circumcised!” He flipped Clodius’s penis with the tip of his sword, drawing a single drop of precious blood. “Stand him up.”

  Birria and Eudamas obeyed, each with an upper arm so firmly in his grip that Clodius stood, head lolling a little, feet almost clear of the ground. But he didn’t see Milo, he didn’t see Birria or Eudamas or Fustenus; all of his vision was filled by a humble little shrine standing on the opposite side of the road from the tavern. A cairn of pretty stones dry-laid into the shape of a short square column, and at its navel one big single red stone into which were carved the labia and gaping slit of a woman’s vulva. Bona Dea… a shrine to the Good Goddess here beside the Via Appia, thirteen unlucky miles from Rome. Its base littered with bunches of flowers, a saucer of milk, a few eggs.

  “Bona Dea!” croaked Clodius. “Bona Dea, Bona Dea!”

  Her sacred snake poked his wicked head out of the roomy slit in Bona Dea’s vulva, his cold black eyes fixed upon Publius Clodius, who had profaned Bona Dea’s mysteries. His tongue flickered in and out, his eyes never blinked. When Fustenus stuck his sword through Clodius’s belly until it screeched off the bone of his spine and came leaping out of his back, Clodius saw nothing, felt nothing. Nor when Birria skewered him with another javelin, nor when Eudamas let his intestines tumble down upon the blood-soaked road. Until sight and life quit him in the same instant, Clodius and Bona Dea’s snake stared into each other’s souls.

  “Give me your horse, Birria,” said Milo, and mounted; the cavalcade was already some distance down the Via Appia in the direction of Bovillae. Eudamas and Birria perched precariously on one horse; the four men rode to catch it up.