Edwardian Candlelight Omnibus

by Beaton, M. C.

  “Sure as sure,” said Bobby. “Ma told me to go to the back door of the post office to see if Mrs. Pomfret would sell me some envelopes, even though the shop was closed.

  “I knocked at the kitchen window and she came to the door, Mrs. Pomfret, I mean. And sitting at the table was this big chap a-reading a book.”

  “What did he look like?” asked Molly.

  Bobby frowned. “He was old…looked like him,” he said, pointing out of the window at one of the undergardeners.

  Molly followed the direction of his grubby finger and her heart sank. For the particular undergardener that Bobby had singled out looked exactly like Billy Barnstable.

  She came to a sudden decision. She had discovered that the villa boasted a gun room. She would find Lord Toby and turn the conversation around to guns. She would find out where he kept the key to the gun room and then, suitably armed, would descend on the post office after dark.

  The thought of taking some action, however dangerous, was positively healing to the hurt she had suffered since her visit to Cuthbert’s. She had gone out of her way to avoid Lord David. She had prayed and hoped to learn that his engagement had been broken but, although Cynthia had returned to London, things in that direction seemed to be the same as ever. The sad result was that Mary had refused to see Roddy, condemning both Roddy and Lord David as a pair of heartless philanderers.

  Accordingly, as soon as the twins had left, Molly ventured out into the garden to find Lord Toby. He was standing, berating his head gardener over the “depressing bally formality” of the whole place, and the Scottish gardener was grunting and refusing to take any notice.

  Molly waited until Lord Toby retired, defeated.

  To her dismay, Lord Toby refused to let her inspect the gun room. Ladies, he said firmly, knew nothing about guns and furthermore, he, Lord Toby, had such a beastly cold that he was going to be down since Scottish gardeners were an invention of the devil and nobody cared whether he lived or died. So there!

  Molly thought quickly. She had a plan. She knew it was wrong but Mrs. Pomfret’s reputation must be saved at all costs. Sending up a small prayer for forgiveness, she told Lord Toby in warm, sympathetic, and cooing notes that she had just the thing to make him feel better. And she disappeared to her rooms for a few minutes and returned bearing a bottle of Maguires’ Leprechaun Dew.

  “Dear me,” said Lord Toby, looking at the leprechaun. “What an evil-looking gnome.”

  “But it works,” said Molly earnestly. “We wouldn’t have made our fortune otherwise. It’s not for children, you know. It’s only sold to strong healthy people… I mean, healthy people with colds.”

  “I feel so bad I’ll try anything,” said his lordship. “Fancy me getting a cold in the middle of a heat wave. How much do I take?”

  “Oh… a generous amount,” said Molly, crossing her fingers behind her back.

  “Then I won’t need a spoon. Bottoms up!” said his lordship, tilting the contents down his throat.

  Molly watched him anxiously. “Dear me!” said Lord Toby.” How very comforting! I feel quite well. I could dance.”

  He executed a few nimble steps across the lawn and was brought up short in front of a shell-bordered flower bed.

  Lord Toby stared at it thoughtfully as if he had never seen it before. He slowly bent down and plucked out a shell and threw it over his shoulder. Then another. And then another. “It’s beautifully simple,” he murmured. “Never thought of it before. Don’t like ’em? Throw ’em away.”

  He then began running madly from flower bed to flower bed, until the air was full of a sort of shell snowstorm. A posse of desperate Scottish gardeners tried to restrain him but Lord Toby seemed to have developed the strength of ten men. “Hollyhocks. Hate hollyhocks!” he roared, plucking the offending flowers out by the bushel. One clump was particularly stubborn and he wrestled with it manfully until it came away all at once, catapulting him across the lawn. His keys flew from his pocket and fell on the grass. Molly picked them up quietly and headed for the gun room.

  Lord David sat slumped in an armchair beside his study window, staring unseeingly out the open French windows at the garden. The heat was suffocating and with an impatient hand he wrestled with his necktie and threw it across the room. Then he unfastened his collar stud and the collar followed the necktie.

  Was it some mad liberated American custom, he fretted, to allow a man to caress one intimately and then look at him the next day as if he had crawled out of a bit of old cheese? It was humiliating. It was dreadful. He was a fool to linger on here. Roddy also blamed him for Mary’s coldness and spent his days at the top of the house quite blatantly spying on the sisters next door. He came clattering into the room with grating cheerfulness, shouting, “You’ll never believe what’s happening next door. Old Toby’s gone off his rocker at last. Shouting and dancing and wrecking the garden. Lady Fanny comes out and tries to restrain him and he calls her a superannuated scout master!” Lord David looked at his friend with a dull eye.

  “Don’t care, eh?” said Roddy cheerfully.

  “Well, listen to the next bit of news. Molly picks up Toby’s keys, which he dropped when he was cavorting around, and sneaks off to the gun room, which is on our side of the house. She takes down a whopping great rifle, cleans and loads it like an expert, and disappears out of the room with it. Next thing, she’s skulking out of the house with a cloak on… a cloak in this weather, mind you, and heads for the town.”

  “What on earth is she up to?” said Lord David, jumping to his feet. “I’d better go after her. If I can’t find her, I’ll ask Mrs. Pomfret.”

  Molly hurried down toward the harbor. The heat was suffocating and humid. It was like walking through hot soup. Not a leaf stirred or a bird sang. The water lay in the harbor like black glass. Molly cursed herself for not having visited Mrs. Pomfret sooner. She had kept to the house like a wounded animal, nursing her hurt.

  With a fast-beating heart, she crept along the side of the post office and looked in the kitchen window. Mrs. Pomfret was sitting in a rocking chair, sewing at some printed material that lay in her lap. Billy Barnstable was sitting at the kitchen table with his great head bent over a book.

  Molly opened the kitchen door very, very quietly and leveled the gun at Billy’s head.

  Lookee here, pardner. I’m takin’ all the gold mine for myself, and this here gun says there won’t be no arguments, read Billy. This was a smashing book, reflected Billy. He could almost swear he had heard the sound of a rifle being cocked. Then he realized he had. He looked slowly around and found himself staring down the barrel of Molly’s gun.

  “It’s all right,” said Molly. “Stand well clear, Mrs. Pomfret. I’ll handle this.”

  Mrs. Pomfret jumped to her feet with a shriek and to Molly’s surprise she ran and stood between the gun and Billy. “Do not touch him!” she cried, quite in the manner of her heroines.

  Molly put down the gun and looked at the postmistress, with her mouth open. There was a silence in the little kitchen. Far away the thunder growled and rumbled.

  She found her voice at last. “Have you gone quite mad, Mrs. Pomfret?” she demanded. “This—this—man is a blackmailer and a murderer. What is the meaning of it?”

  “He has repented,” said Mrs. Pomfret. “And we are to be married. That’s right, Billy, love, isn’t it?”

  Billy smiled sheepishly by way of answer and tugged his forelock.

  “Married!” Molly’s face was a mask of disgust. “You and—and—that—”

  “Billy is a good boy,” said Mrs. Pomfret with quaint dignity. “He has given me his word that he will be good. You’ve got to trust people, you know.”

  Molly was trembling with shock. There was a tremendous flash of lightning and then a terrific crash of thunder overhead and the rain began to thud down on the roof.

  “Mrs. Pomfret!” said Molly in a voice like ice. “You are nothing but a dirty old woman.”

  Two spots of color burned o
n the postmistress’s pale cheeks.

  “And you are a silly and cruel little girl, Miss Maguire. The next time I see you I hope to receive your apology. Please leave.” Mrs. Pomfret held open the kitchen door. Molly stumbled out into the storm, which was lashing ferociously at the deserted streets.

  Tears ran down her cheeks and mingled with the rain. She felt very young and very alone. She thought longingly of Brooklyn and cursed the day she and Mary had ever concocted Maguires’ Leprechaun Dew. Had it not been for that dreadful cough mixture, then she and Mary would be snug in Fulton Street.

  She missed the life of Brooklyn, the hotchpotch of races, the feeling of being part of one of the youngest and most exciting cities in the world. It would surely be easier to deal with the Chinese, thought Molly furiously, than these wretched English, with their rigid code of modes and manners.

  She was so engrossed in her misery that she bumped straight into Lord David, who was standing directly in her path.

  He held out his hand. “The gun, Miss Maguire,” he demanded.

  “Take your hands off it, or I’ll bean you with it,” said Miss Maguire savagely, making the long mental return from Brooklyn.

  He held a large silk umbrella over her head. She did not look at all beautiful with her face twisted up with rage and her hat a wreck but he loved her. So he took her by the arm and tried to lead her gently up the road. The noise of the storm was immense. Great peals of thunder rent the heavens and shook the earth. The sea boiled on the shore and jagged lightning lit up the hellishly moving restless scene of swaying trees and surging water.

  They walked silently side by side about six feet apart. He had tried to shelter Molly with the umbrella but every time he approached her she looked as if she would jump into the sea.

  As they approached his villa, which was just before the Holdens’, he decided that he would have to kidnap Miss Molly Maguire. He could not possibly let her go home on her own in this state of wet and misery.

  Luck was with him at the gates of his villa. A carriage came clattering along the road and Molly was forced to move onto the narrow pavement close beside him. Before she realized his intent he had tossed his umbrella into the bushes, swept her up in his arms, and started running with her to the house, seemingly oblivious to the hard punches she was delivering to his face.

  Roddy was standing in the hall, staring in amazement. David dismissed him with a jerk of his head and carried the still struggling Molly into the drawing room. He put her down gently and then dodged as she swung another punch at his face. “I hate you…hate you all,” she was gasping.

  “You will sit down—wet as you are—and you will not leave this house until you have told me what is the matter. I find you walking along in the pouring rain, clutching a game rifle, and looking like death.” His voice became very gentle. “I love you, Molly. Trust me.”

  “Why should I trust anyone, particularly you?” said Molly, trying to wring the water out of her dress. “You left my arms and went straight to Cynthia’s bedroom.”

  “I went to Cynthia’s private sitting room to tell her I had discovered the trick she had played on you and to tell her—”

  He bit his lip. He had promised Cynthia faithfully that he would tell no one of their broken engagement until the fortnight was up. He had promised himself that he would tell Molly then. His promise would end on the night of an end-of-the-summer ball to be given for the girls by Lady Fanny. “You must trust me,” he finished lamely.

  Molly looked at him in contempt. “You English!” she spat out. “Saying one thing and meaning the other.” She found herself telling him the whole story of Mrs. Pomfret, only leaving out the fact that Mrs. Pomfret had not been married.

  “You are very young,” said Lord David gently and then went on hurriedly for fear he might have sounded patronizing. “One doesn’t give up longing for love and companionship simply because one is no longer young. You talk like a fool, Molly. If sex is not a dreadful and dirty thing for the young, why should it be disgusting in the old? You owe Mrs. Pomfret an apology. Billy may be crude and vulgar, but I should think Mrs. Pomfret enjoys having someone to mother. She must be lonely and she could not, of course, live with him under any different terms. Love has many faces, Molly. If you do not understand love, how on earth can you understand my love for you? I hardly understood it myself. I had not really been in love before.”

  She remained silent, staring down at the floor, the rainwater from her hat trickling down her face like tears.

  “I have something planned for the night of your ball, Molly,” he went on gently. “Will you trust me until then? Is it so much to ask? I have given someone my promise and I am bound by it up till then. Now, come along and I will take you home. But trust me…just a little.”

  Molly looked shyly up into his face. He looked very serious and there was an almost pleading look in his eyes.

  Slowly she put out her hand. “I will try one more time,” she said in a low voice. “I will trust you till then.”

  CHAPTER ELEVEN

  Miss Molly Maguire stepped into her long French corset with the frivolous little eau de nil roses on the garters and turned around so that Goodge could tie the laces.

  The long hot summer had finally ended and already a chill wind was blowing banks of dirty gray clouds across the sky and sending the first dead leaves fluttering to the ground.

  Fires had been lit in all the rooms and the villa smelled pleasantly of beeswax and wood-smoke. In the ballroom at the back of the house the musicians were already tuning up. Somewhere along the corridor her parents and Bernie Abrahams were also getting ready for the ball. Molly felt a twinge of unease. Her father’s “English” accent seemed even more peculiar now that she was able to compare him with the real thing.

  Bernie was refreshingly the same as ever: loud, noisy, cocky, and perfectly prepared to compete with his English rivals for Molly’s affections. Mrs. Maguire was now thin to the point of emaciation and very overwhelmed at the honor of living in a “real titled lady’s home.” She overtipped the servants and kept apologizing for her very existence and rejoiced the heart of the housekeeper, Mrs. Barkins, who had at last found someone to bully, realizing shrewdly that the more she bullied Mrs. Maguire, the more Mrs. Maguire tipped.

  Mary came running in, looking radiant. She had been a changed girl since Molly had told her of the odd conversation with Lord David. “He is right!” Mary had cried. “We must trust them—David and Roddy, I mean.” But she was just as shocked as Molly over the news of Mrs. Pomfret.

  Mary was wearing her black hair dressed low on her forehead in the current fashion, but Molly had hers swept severely back from her brow and pinned in a top knot of curls which cascaded down the back of her head to her shoulders.

  Mary was dressed in white chiffon trimmed with blue forget-me-nots. It was cut low to show her bosom to advantage and had masses of swirling chiffon skirts over taffeta petticoats.

  Molly had chosen a severe gown in dull-red silk, falling from a low neckline to the floor in straight medieval lines. The sleeves were tight and long, ending in pointed cuffs. Lady Fanny had lent her a heavy ruby necklace set in antique gold. She had never looked more magnificent.

  Lady Cynthia thought so as she watched the entrance of the Maguire sisters. This was her last chance for revenge and a weapon had unexpectedly been put into her hands by the arrival of the Maguire parents.

  She endured the sight of Molly floating in the arms of Lord David, biding her time, and counting the minutes until the bell would be rung for supper.

  Supper was in the form of a buffet in a large room adjoining the ballroom. Bernie was already there, holding forth to a large party of giggling debutantes, when Molly arrived on the arm of Lord David. The young people had obviously been drinking too much. The Maguire sisters were no longer a novelty, but Bernie and the Maguire parents were, and Molly saw at a glance that the bored socialites were hell-bent on mischief.

  Thankfully Bernie was impervious to
insult. He told corny jokes, he stuck his thumbs in his waistcoat, he roared and laughed. He told the company at large that he hoped to be married to Molly. Molly was irritated because Lord David obviously did not believe a word of it. Young people began throwing pellets of bread at each other and shouting from table to table.

  Mrs. Maguire was shocked and distressed. This was not the way she expected English society to behave and said so to her husband, trying to shout above the noise. Unfortunately there was one of those deadly hushes in the conversation and Mrs. Maguire’s voice rang across the supper room with dreadful clarity.

  Cynthia’s high drawl dropped into the silence following Mrs. Maguire’s remark like acid.

  “It’s a good thing we’ve all been drinking champers and not that filth—what is it?—Maguire’s Leprechaun Dew.”

  “Do you know,” Cynthia went on, “I had a bottle of that cough syrup analyzed and it’s one-hundred-and-forty proof alcohol! What a terrible country America must be. Why, you could kill little children with a cough syrup like that!”

  “That’s one of the old bottles,” said Bernie hotly. “Stuff’s as safe as mother’s milk, now. We withdrew all the strong stuff from the market. Anyway, who are you to talk, sweetheart? The way you’ve been sinking the stuff you’d think you’d gotta hose in your left evening shoe.”

  “Really,” gasped Cynthia. “Know your place, my good man.”

  “You can’t put me in my place,” grinned Bernie, “cos I ain’t got one to be put into.”

  “Have you tried Sing Sing?” asked Cuthbert in a conversational voice. “Damned racketeers all you bally American chappies. Thank God for old England, that’s what I say.”

  There was a murmur of agreement. Quite a lot of the young men had been rejected by the Maguire sisters and quite a lot of the young ladies were jealous.

  But the whole thing would have passed over had not Mr. Joseph Maguire decided to make a speech. As snazzily dressed as a New Orleans riverboat gambler, complete with frilled shirt and a plethora of rings, Mr. Joseph Maguire addressed the startled guests.