A Sportsman's Sketches: Works of Ivan Turgenev 1

by Ivan Turgenev

  This did not, however, prevent him from dying the same day, without waiting for the district doctor, who (on seeing the hardly cold body) found nothing left for him to do, but with a melancholy recognition of the instability of all things mortal, to ask for ‘a drop of vodka and a snack of fish.’ As might have been anticipated, Tihon Ivanitch had bequeathed his property to his revered patron and generous protector, Panteley Eremyitch Tchertop - hanov; but it was of no great benefit to the revered patron, as it was shortly after sold by public auction, partly in order to cover the expense of a sepulchral monument, a statue, which Tchertop - hanov (and one can see his father’s craze coming out in him here) had thought fit to put up over the ashes of his friend. This statue, which was to have represented an angel praying, was ordered by him from Moscow; but the agent recommended to him, conceiving that connoisseurs in sculpture were not often to be met with in the provinces, sent him, instead of an angel, a goddess Flora, which had for many years adorned one of those neglected gardens near Moscow, laid out in the days of Catherine. He had an excellent reason for doing so, since this statue, though highly artistic, in the rococo style, with plump little arms, tossing curls, a wreath of roses round the bare bosom, and a serpentine figure, was obtained by him, the agent, for nothing. And so to this day the mythological goddess stands, with one foot elegantly lifted, above the tomb of Tihon Ivanovitch, and with a genuinely Pompadour simper, gazes at the calves and sheep, those invariable visitors of our village graveyards, as they stray about her.

  III

  On the loss of his faithful friend, Tchertop - hanov again took to drink, and this time far more seriously. Everything went utterly to the bad with him. He had no money left for sport; the last of his meagre fortune was spent; the last of his few servants ran away. Panteley Eremyitch’s isolation became complete: he had no one to speak a word to even, far less to open his heart to. His pride alone had suffered no diminution. On the contrary, the worse his surroundings became, the more haughty and lofty and inaccessible he was himself. He became a complete misanthrope in the end. One distraction, one delight, was left him: a superb grey horse, of the Don breed, named by him Malek - Adel, a really wonderful animal.

  This horse came into his possession in this fashion.

  As he was riding one day through a neighbouring village, Tchertop - hanov heard a crowd of peasants shouting and hooting before a tavern. In the middle of the crowd stalwart arms were continually rising and falling in exactly the same place.

  ‘What is happening there?’ he asked, in the peremptory tone peculiar to him, of an old peasant woman who was standing on the threshold of her hut. Leaning against the doorpost as though dozing, the old woman stared in the direction of the tavern. A white - headed urchin in a print smock, with a cypress - wood cross on his little bare breast, was sitting with little outstretched legs, and little clenched fists between her bast slippers; a chicken close by was chipping at a stale crust of rye - bread.

  ‘The Lord knows, your honour,’ answered the old woman. Bending forward, she laid her wrinkled brown hand on the child’s head. ‘They say our lads are beating a Jew.’

  ‘A Jew? What Jew?’

  ‘The Lord knows, your honour. A Jew came among us; and where he’s come from — who knows? Vassya, come to your mammy, sir; sh, sh, nasty brute!’

  The old woman drove away the chicken, while Vassya clung to her petticoat.

  ‘So, you see, they’re beating him, sir.’

  ‘Why beating him? What for?’

  ‘I don’t know, your honour. No doubt, he deserves it. And, indeed, why not beat him? You know, your honour, he crucified Christ!’

  Tchertop - hanov uttered a whoop, gave his horse a lash on the neck with the riding - whip, flew straight towards the crowd, and plunging into it, began with the same riding - whip thrashing the peasants to left and to right indiscriminately, shouting in broken tones: ‘Lawless brutes! lawless brutes! It’s for the law to punish, and not pri - vate per - sons! The law! the law! the law!’

  Before two minutes had passed the crowd had beaten a retreat in various directions; and on the ground before the tavern door could be seen a small, thin, swarthy creature, in a nankin long coat, dishevelled and mangled... a pale face, rolling eyes, open mouth.... What was it?... deadly terror, or death itself?

  ‘Why have you killed this Jew?’ Tchertop - hanov shouted at the top of his voice, brandishing his riding - whip menacingly.

  The crowd faintly roared in response. One peasant was rubbing his shoulder, another his side, a third his nose.

  ‘You’re pretty free with your whip!’ was heard in the back rows.

  ‘Why have you killed the Jew, you christened Pagans?’ repeated Tchertop - hanov.

  But, at this point, the creature lying on the ground hurriedly jumped on to its feet, and, running up to Tchertop - hanov, convulsively seized hold of the edge of the saddle.

  ‘Alive!’ was heard in the background.

  ‘He’s a regular cat!’

  ‘Your ex - shelency, defend me, save me!’ the unhappy Jew was faltering meanwhile, his whole body squeezed up against Tchertop - hanov’s foot; ‘or they will murder me, they will murder me, your ex - shelency!’

  ‘What have they against you?’ asked Tchertop - hanov.

  ‘I can’t tell, so help me God! Some cow hereabouts died... so they suspect me... but I...’ ‘Well, that we’ll go into later!’ Tchertop - hanov interrupted; ‘but now, you hold on to the saddle and follow me. And you!’ he added, turning to the crowd,’ do you know me? — I’m the landowner Panteley Tchertop - hanov. I live at Bezsonovo, — and so you can take proceedings against me, when you think fit — and against the Jew too, while you’re about it!’

  ‘Why take proceedings?’ said a grey - bearded, decent - looking peasant, bowing low, the very picture of an ancient patriarch. (He had been no whit behind the others in belabouring the Jew, however). ‘We know your honour, Panteley Eremyitch, well; we thank your honour humbly for teaching us better!’

  ‘Why take proceedings?’ chimed in the others.

  ‘As to the Jew, we’ll take it out of him another day! He won’t escape us! We shall be on the look - out for him.’

  Tchertop - hanov pulled his moustaches, snorted, and went home at a walking pace, accompanied by the Jew, whom he had delivered from his persecutors just as he had once delivered Tihon Nedopyuskin.

  IV

  A few days later the one groom who was left to Tchertop - hanov announced that someone had come on horseback and wanted to speak to him. Tchertop - hanov went out on to the steps and recognised the Jew, riding a splendid horse of the Don breed, which stood proud and motionless in the middle of the courtyard. The Jew was bareheaded; he held his cap under his arm, and had thrust his feet into the stirrup - straps, not into the stirrups themselves; the ragged skirts of his long coat hung down on both sides of the saddle. On seeing Tchertop - hanov, he gave a smack with his lips, and ducked down with a twitch of the elbows and a bend of the legs. Tchertop - hanov, however, not only failed to respond to his greeting, but was even enraged by it; he was all on fire in a minute: a scurvy Jew dare to ride a magnificent horse like that!... It was positively indecent!

  ‘Hi, you Ethiopian fright!’ he shouted; ‘get off at once, if you don’t want to be flung off into the mud!’

  The Jew promptly obeyed, rolled off the horse like a sack, and keeping hold of the rein with one hand, he approached Tchertop - hanov, smiling and bowing.

  ‘What do you want?’ Panteley Eremyitch inquired with dignity.

  ‘Your ex - shelency, deign to look what a horse!’ said the Jew, never ceasing to bow for an instant.

  ‘Er... well... the horse is all right. Where did you get it from? Stole it, I suppose?’

  ‘How can you say that, your ex - shelency! I’m an honest Jew. I didn’t steal it, but I obtained it for your ex - shelency — really! And the trouble, the trouble I had to get it? But, then, see what a horse it is! There’s not another horse like it
to be found in all the Don country! Look, your ex - shelency, what a horse it is! Here, kindly step this way! Wo!... wo!... turn round, stand sideways! And we’ll take off the saddle. What do you think of him, your ex - shelency?’

  ‘The horse is all right,’ repeated Tchertop - hanov with affected indifference, though his heart was beating like a sledge - hammer in his breast. He was a passionate lover of ‘horse - flesh,’ and knew a good thing when he saw it.

  ‘Only take a look at him, your ex - shelency! Pat him on the neck! yes, yes, he - he - he - he! like this, like this!’

  Tchertop - hanov, with apparent reluctance, laid his hand on the horse’s neck, gave it a pat or two, then passed his fingers from the forelock along the spine, and when he had reached a certain spot above the kidneys, like a connoisseur, he lightly pressed that spot. The horse instantly arched its spine, and looking round suspiciously at Tchertop - hanov with its haughty black eye, snorted and moved its hind legs.

  The Jew laughed and faintly clapped his hands. ‘He knows his master, your ex - shelency, his master!’

  ‘Don’t talk nonsense,’ Tchertop - hanov interrupted with vexation. ‘To buy this horse from you... I haven’t the means, and as for presents, I not only wouldn’t take them from a Jew; I wouldn’t take a present from Almighty God Himself!’

  ‘As though I would presume to offer you a present, mercy upon me!’ cried the Jew: ‘you buy it, your ex - shelency... and as to the little sum — I can wait for it.’

  Tchertop - hanov sank into thought.

  ‘What will you take for it?’ he muttered at last between his teeth.

  The Jew shrugged his shoulders.

  ‘What I paid for it myself. Two hundred roubles.’

  The horse was well worth twice — - perhaps even three times that sum.

  Tchertop - hanov turned away and yawned feverishly.

  ‘And the money... when?’ he asked, scowling furiously and not looking at the Jew.

  ‘When your ex - shelency thinks fit.’

  Tchertop - hanov flung his head back, but did not raise his eyes. ‘That’s no answer. Speak plainly, son of Herod! Am I to be under an obligation to you, hey?’

  ‘Well, let’s say, then,’ the Jew hastened to add, ‘in six months’ time... Do you agree?’

  Tchertop - hanov made no reply.

  The Jew tried to get a look at his face. ‘Do you agree? You permit him to be led to your stable?’

  ‘The saddle I don’t want,’ Tchertop - hanov blurted out abruptly. ‘Take the saddle — do you hear?’

  ‘To be sure, to be sure, I will take it,’ faltered the delighted Jew, shouldering the saddle.

  ‘And the money,’ Tchertop - hanov pursued... ‘in six months. And not two hundred, but two hundred and fifty. Not a word! Two hundred and fifty, I tell you! to my account.’

  Tchertop - hanov still could not bring himself to raise his eyes. Never had his pride been so cruelly wounded.

  ‘It’s plain, it’s a present,’ was the thought in his mind; ‘he’s brought it out of gratitude, the devil!’ And he would have liked to kiss the Jew, and he would have liked to beat him.

  ‘Your ex - shelency,’ began the Jew, gaining a little courage, and grinning all over his face, ‘should, after the Russian fashion, take from hand to hand....’

  ‘What next? what an idea! A Hebrew... and Russian customs! Hey! you there! Take the horse; lead him to the stable. And give him some oats. I’ll come myself and look after him. And his name is to be — Malek - Adel!’

  Tchertop - hanov turned to go up the steps, but turning sharply back, and running up to the Jew, he pressed his hand warmly. The latter was bending down to kiss his hand, but Tchertop - hanov bounded back again, and murmuring, ‘Tell no one!’ he vanished through the door.

  V

  From that very day the chief interest, the chief occupation, the chief pleasure in the life of Tchertop - hanov, was Malek - Adel. He loved him as he had not loved even Masha; he became more attached to him than even to Nedopyuskin. And what a horse it was! All fire — simply explosive as gunpowder — and stately as a boyar! Untiring, enduring, obedient, whatever you might put him to; and costing nothing for his keep; he’d be ready to nibble at the ground under his feet if there was nothing else. When he stepped at a walking pace, it was like being lulled to sleep in a nurse’s arms; when he trotted, it was like rocking at sea; when he galloped, he outstripped the wind! Never out of breath, perfectly sound in his wind. Sinews of steel: for him to stumble was a thing never recorded! To take a ditch or a fence was nothing to him — and what a clever beast! At his master’s voice he would run with his head in the air; if you told him to stand still and walked away from him, he would not stir; directly you turned back, a faint neigh to say, ‘Here I am.’ And afraid of nothing: in the pitch - dark, in a snow - storm he would find his way; and he would not let a stranger come near him for anything; he would have had his teeth in him! And a dog dare never approach him; he would have his fore - leg on his head in a minute! and that was the end of the beast. A horse of proper pride, you might flourish a switch over him as an ornament — but God forbid you touched him! But why say more? — a perfect treasure, not a horse!

  If Tchertop - hanov set to describing his Malek - Adel, he could not find words to express himself. And how he petted and pampered him! His coat shone like silver — not old, but new silver — with a dark polish on it; if one passed one’s hand over it, it was like velvet! His saddle, his cloth, his bridle — all his trappings, in fact, were so well - fitted, in such good order, so bright — a perfect picture! Tchertop - hanov himself — what more can we say? — with his own hands plaited his favourite’s forelocks and mane, and washed his tail with beer, and even, more than once, rubbed his hoofs with polish. Sometimes he would mount Malek - Adel and ride out, not to see his neighbours — he avoided them, as of old — but across their lands, past their homesteads... for them, poor fools, to admire him from a distance! Or he would hear that there was to be a hunt somewhere, that a rich landowner had arranged a meet in some outlying part of his land: he would be off there at once, and would canter in the distance, on the horizon, astounding all spectators by the swiftness and beauty of his horse, and not letting any one come close to him. Once some hunting landowner even gave chase to him with all his suite; he saw Tchertop - hanov was getting away, and he began shouting after him with all his might, as he galloped at full speed: ‘Hey, you! Here! Take what you like for your horse! I wouldn’t grudge a thousand! I’d give my wife, my children! Take my last farthing!’

  Tchertop - hanov suddenly reined in Malek - Adel. The hunting gentleman flew up to him. ‘My dear sir!’ he shouted, ‘tell me what you want? My dear friend!’

  ‘If you were the Tsar,’ said Tchertop - hanov emphatically (and he had never heard of Shakespeare), ‘you might give me all your kingdom for my horse; I wouldn’t take it!’ He uttered these words, chuckled, drew Malek - Adel up on to his haunches, turned him in the air on his hind legs like a top or teetotum, and off! He went like a flash over the stubble. And the hunting man (a rich prince, they said he was) flung his cap on the ground, threw himself down with his face in his cap, and lay so for half an hour.

  And how could Tchertop - hanov fail to prize his horse? Was it not thanks to him, he had again an unmistakable superiority, a last superiority over all his neighbours?

  VI

  Meanwhile time went by, the day fixed for payment was approaching; while, far from having two hundred and fifty roubles, Tchertop - hanov had not even fifty. What was to be done? how could it be met? ‘Well,’ he decided at last, ‘if the Jew is relentless, if he won’t wait any longer, I’ll give him my house and my land, and I’ll set off on my horse, no matter where! I’ll starve before I’ll give up Malek - Adel!’ He was greatly perturbed and even downcast; but at this juncture Fate, for the first and last time, was pitiful and smiled upon him; some distant kinswoman, whose very name was unknown to Tchertop - hanov, left him in her will a sum immense in his
eyes — no less than two thousand roubles! And he received this sum in the very nick, as they say, of time; the day before the Jew was to come. Tchertop - hanov almost went out of his mind with joy, but he never even thought of vodka; from the very day Malek - Adel came into his hands he had not touched a drop.

  He ran into the stable and kissed his favourite on both sides of his face above the nostrils, where the horse’s skin is always so soft. ‘Now we shall not be parted!’ he cried, patting Malek - Adel on the neck, under his well - combed mane. When he went back into the house, he counted out and sealed up in a packet two hundred and fifty roubles. Then, as he lay on his back and smoked a pipe, he mused on how he would lay out the rest of the money — what dogs he would procure, real Kostroma hounds, spot and tan, and no mistake! He even had a little talk with Perfishka, to whom he promised a new Cossack coat, with yellow braid on all the seams, and went to bed in a blissful frame of mind.