The Last Living Slut

by Roxana Shirazi

  When I saw the tour bus, I smiled. Ever since I’d first met Josh Todd nearly a week earlier, and he’d played with my tits on stage during “Crazy Bitch” while I massaged his crotch, I’d known for dead certain that we were going to copulate. The attention felt good. He was a rock god. He was Steven Tyler—the way he moved, his swagger, his presence. Every inch of his naked, serpentine upper body was tattooed with runaway ink. Onstage, he roared with heartbreaking pain on a song like “Sorry” and with howling orgasms on a song like “Porno Star.” But I’d gone to the show with my little brother, and I was still hurting and raw over Dizzy, so I couldn’t imagine being intimate with anyone.

  But four days later in Oxford, Josh had remembered me. He’d picked me out of all the pretty girls standing outside the tour bus. It had been two days after the abortion. I wasn’t bleeding then, but my left hand was bandaged in white clumpy dressing because of the anesthetic shot.

  I had thought I’d forget as soon as I got with Josh Todd.

  On the tour bus, he kissed me and I massaged his naked snaked back. I told him he needed to eat a few more cheeseburgers; he looked hurt that I thought he was too skinny. He was perfection, I told him. It was a well-known fact on the road that he had a thing for raven-haired and sultry girls.

  When he noticed the bandages on my hand, though, a fear—of sexual disease or domestic violence—thundered across his face.

  “What’s happened to you?” he asked.

  “I just had an abortion two days ago.” I conveyed the information as daintily as I could, so he’d still want to be intimate with me.

  “Oh, I’m sorry. Are you okay? You have to look after yourself—your spirit.”

  “I’ll try.” I smiled with hope.

  Josh led me to a bottle-green carpeted area in the back of the bus. Quietly, he undressed me and started to finger my vagina from behind while I bent over and rubbed my ass over his bulging crotch. At the clinic, they gave me a pamphlet warning of the danger of infection if I engaged in any sexual activity for two weeks after the termination. But this was Josh Todd. He would make me forget the pain.

  Condoms were Josh’s obsession, and he whipped one out like a surgical instrument pivotal to saving a life. We kissed hard and grabbed each other like two savage animals. Sweat dripped off his tattoo-covered torso. He sucked and devoured my body as if I were yummy chicken. His face was that of a rock god, and I wanted to look at it. But he turned me around and penetrated me. I moaned as he roared into me, holding my round hips tightly. My pornographic moans bore through the bus’ corridor, and I felt bad. My bandage was unspooling as my body shuddered, full of Josh.

  “Please let me swallow you.”

  I sucked and swallowed him like it was the last soup on earth. He had been affectionate. I needed that.

  Somewhere along the way, my bandage fell off, revealing the puncture of the anesthetic needle on my hand. He saw the pain in my face and we talked about Dizzy. Josh was a master of spiritual healing, though he couldn’t administer it to himself.

  Now, a day later in Nottingham, I drank my vitamin shake. I hoped my breasts were big enough. They’d grown huge during my pregnancy—ballooned and aching. I knew I needed to be home in bed that night, but that would be madness.

  Outside the tour bus, I saw the band’s crew. They greeted me beaming, like they knew. I just want comfort tonight: I want to be with Josh. I presented myself outside the bus as a beautiful glamour girl, my hair chestnut-brown and glossed, makeup a work of art, body voluptuous and ready. But Josh was still in the dressing rooms, so the band’s tour manager, Kyle, escorted me there to meet him.

  Nottingham Rock City’s dressing rooms were a catacomb of naughty sex-play, with a beehive of squat, pocket-size niches tucked in the back of the venue. I found Josh in the Buckcherry dressing room with the rest of the band, stage-sweaty and signing posters for fans and taking photos with contest winners. He hugged me, and I removed my coat to reveal my corset and polka-dot bunny skirt.

  “You look beautiful,” he said. “How have you been?”

  “The train journey was so long,” I said.

  He asked about my family and my background in a very concerned way, wanting details I didn’t find interesting. But he was generous with me, so I felt high and happy, and began to forget the clinic.

  “Keith really likes you,” a roadie whispered in my ear, referring to Keith Nelson, the guitarist. “He wants to see you.”

  “I can’t right now,” I said. “I’m with Josh.”

  “I think you should go with Keith,” the roadie insisted. “He’s crazy about you.”

  Keith was stereotypically sexy, muscular, and rockerish, but devoid of the sexual aura Josh Todd radioactivated. I didn’t want to be with Keith. I looked at Josh as Keith stood behind me waiting. I didn’t want to offend anyone. I wished Josh would say something. Maybe this was a test: I was supposed to perform my groupie part. Keith took my hand and led me away. I looked back at Josh, and he looked at me. My blood flowed heavier, and I felt disgusted with who I was. I missed Dizzy. I wished he was here.

  Keith took me to an empty dressing room and locked the door. Fluorescent lights on the ceiling kept guard over empty beer bottles, an eyeliner-smeared mirror, a pile of soaked sandwiches. I looked over at Keith. He had unzipped his pants. I didn’t want to do this, but I wanted to be polite. He was a nice guy who always had to play second best to Josh. I couldn’t reject him. It would’ve been cruel.

  I could feel myself bleeding in clumps as Keith pushed himself against the door to keep it shut. How can I be doing this? He had his dick in his hand, and it had a huge ring through it. It repulsed me. I got down and began to suck it, and it hurt my mouth. I opened up wider so the ring could fit into my mouth and throat. I gave him the best cock-sucking I could, so he could cum and I could leave. But he didn’t cum. He wanted to fuck me.

  “Turn around,” he said.

  I didn’t want to.

  He lifted my skirt. My abortion was sliding down my leg.

  “It’s just my period,” I said, not wanting to offend him.

  He put a condom on and looked away from the mess as he entered me. That cockring choked my vagina, scraping my insides. He pumped away furiously and I felt nothing. I was dead. I closed my eyes and thought of sunshine, of my grandmother’s house where I played on the carpets.

  Keith couldn’t stand the mess. He looked away in disgust. “Honey, it’s too much blood,” he said.

  “I’m sorry it’s grossing you out. You can finish if you want to. Or you can come in my mouth.”

  He finished in my mouth. He was such a sweet guy. I felt bad he was grossed out.

  When I stepped into the corridor to find a bathroom, Stevie the guitarist—who’d been with Ostara in Oxford—came over to me and touched my leg.

  “I have to go find Josh,” I said, as if he were the only remedy.

  On the bus, Josh was eating a sandwich and salad, and watching a James Bond film with the character Jaws in it. I think it was Moonraker. He offered me food and water. I wiped my leg with a tissue and started to put mango body butter on my skin. My blood was flowing heavier now. I hoped it wasn’t too visible.

  Stevie, Keith, Xavier the drummer, and a couple crew members were on the bus. They all wanted to watch me play with myself, and I obliged, spreading my legs and rubbing my dildo along my pussy for them. One of the crew guys asked me if I wanted to have some fun; I declined. Then Stevie and Xavier asked if I wanted to go with them to the Welbeck Hotel, which was located next to the tour bus. Keith wanted to come, too. I took a deep breath. I could always say no. I looked at Josh, but he was quiet, wearing his glasses. He didn’t seem to want me tonight, but I wanted to talk to him.

  Three of the other guys in the band took my hand and led me to the hotel. We took the elevator to a room that was so pretty. Keith turned off the lights, because he couldn’t face the blood. His cockring hurt me again, but I was as quiet as a mouse. Then Stevie climbed on me from behind an
d fucked me as I tried to please Xavier, while he tried to enjoy a butch girl with a mound of crusty pubic hair and B.O. that nearly made me throw up. I wanted the band to be happy. Once they were done fucking me, they left. I gathered my belongings in my plastic bag and caught the early morning train home.

  Chapter 51

  Although the Buckcherry guys were nice, they didn’t numb the pain for long. I still wanted to be with Dizzy, to have him comfort me. I needed him so much. In September, a few days after my birthday, I texted him.

  “You forgot my birthday.”

  “Happy birthday,” he replied. “Can we fuck soon? That would be neat.”

  I scolded him for being so blunt, then told him I missed him.

  “U r beautiful,” he said. “That’s all I know.”

  “You should see me without my makeup. I look like Godzilla!”

  “No u don’t. I’ve seen u in the morning, more beautiful than ever.”

  Seeing a post-abortion therapist had helped a bit, but all I could think about was Dizzy. I would have given up everything to be with him, despite everything I knew about his women and his ways. I loved him with all my heart.

  But he had become cold. He rarely answered my texts or e-mails, and I wondered whether I had hurt or offended him in some way.

  In October I had to go to Toronto, Canada, for a family wedding and also to see Mötley Crüe in concert. I knew it would be the perfect time to fly to Los Angeles like he had asked me to. But all Dizzy sent back were vague, confusing messages.

  “I have been through a lot because of this abortion,” I finally texted. “I feel I need to see you. Just be cool with me.”

  “Why don’t you hitch a ride with Mötley?” he responded. “Much cheaper. I’m sure they’re heading back to the States.” He seemed so bitter. I couldn’t understand why. And then he continued: “I do like u and it would be neat to c u but I sort of feel like I became attached to the wrong person. U r somewhat of a notorious groupie. And I don’t mean that in a bad way. I can’t have you in on my pass hanging out with the openers anymore. That sucked. The more I thought about it, the more it just fucking hurt.”

  That made me furious, especially after everything I had told him about how much I adored him and how much I loved him. This was clearly just a flimsy excuse so he could evade his responsibility in the aftermath of the abortion.

  “Please don’t call me a groupie again,” I texted back.

  “Well, look it up in the dictionary. Would you prefer hardcore fan? I mean that’s cool. I’ll go with that. You are a notorious hardcore fan. Where would you like to meet?”

  Nothing he said made sense to me. He was like an actor who had stumbled into the wrong theater and was spouting dialogue from another play. It scared me a little, his sudden shift in character, his silence. I just missed him so much and needed him to tell me everything was going to be okay.

  By the end of my two-week stay in Canada, I was falling apart. Dizzy wasn’t replying to any of my phone messages or e-mails. I saw babies wherever I went, and every time I burst into tears like an idiot. They seemed more striking and conspicuous than usual, as if they were all staring at me with the secret knowledge of what I had done. To explain to everyone around me why my eyes were streaming, I told them I was wearing faulty contact lenses.

  I returned to London dazed and dejected. Strangely, that very night, a couple hours after I’d landed, Dizzy actually called.

  “I am not blowing you off honey,” he said. “I have just been very busy. I’ve been rehearsing with three bands. Our drummer quit.”

  “You know how much I needed to see you.” I felt defeated.

  He told me he was seeing a few women, and I didn’t care. That wasn’t the issue at all. It was that I needed his emotional support. He had brainwashed me with his persistent promises of tenderness, his constant imploring for my care and companionship, and his sincere pleas not to break his heart. He had conned me with a sea of love and trust, until the thought of having sex with anyone else repulsed me. It was my constant stream of bereaving for my baby that kept me thinking of him. All I wanted was for him to make love to me. It was insane.

  We didn’t talk for six weeks after that phone call. I hated myself for the abortion. I couldn’t get out of bed because of the grief and aching. I was like a fly in honey, and my legs weren’t strong enough to escape the density. My mother tried to help with kindness and comforting Persian foods. My friends tried to keep me sane with their talk and love. It was an ugly time, and it was about to get uglier.

  In November, we finally spoke again. I had been through horrible times in my life and had managed to get by, but this abortion had fucked up my head so much. I had this idea stuck in my head that I needed to see him to get closure. So we made plans to meet in Canada, where Guns N’ Roses were playing. “Quebec, Montreal, Ottawa, Halifax,” he said, reeling off the band’s itinerary. “Sure, I would like to see you, too.”

  I worked all night, and any day possible, belly dancing. I spent all the money I had in the world on the flight and hotel in Ottawa. I was buying my sanity, so it wasn’t much to pay. I’d get to see him, find out why he had been so angry with me, be healed, and move on. How naïve I was.

  Chapter 52

  I like All Human Beings. You’re a Human Being, aren’t you?

  Ottawa was glacial. Governmental gray buildings sprouted throughout the city like giant icicles. It was like walking around a city-size office. The only thing I found interesting was a bagel shop, which served the sesame bagels with cream cheese I loved. My hotel was grand, majestic even. I bought fake tan lotion so my skin would glow amid the November bleakness and make me beautiful for Dizzy.

  The night before, I’d flown from Montreal to Ottawa on the tiniest plane. It had only ten rows of seats. Its old-fashioned propeller clunked and whirred during the half-hour journey.

  “You must be in love with this guy to come all the way to see him here,” the old man next to me said when I explained why I was going to Ottawa. But I knew it wasn’t just for love. It was for peace of heart.

  I waited for two days in my hotel room. I went to the bagel shop as often as I could. I found a movie theater and watched the only film showing apart from Disney cartoons, You, Me and Dupree.

  On Friday night, Dizzy called. “I’m on the tour bus,” he spat down the phone. “I have a little time before the concert. Come here if you want to talk.”

  “What? I thought you were going to be at a hotel.”

  As soon as the words came out of my mouth, he started screaming. “I fucking told you. I fucking told you we’re traveling on the bus. Didn’t I tell you? Didn’t I? I fucking told you.” He was like a madman, screaming so much I had no chance to speak.

  I took a deep breath. Then, as calmly and lovingly as I could, I said, “Okay. You did not mention one word about the fact that you were not going to be at a hotel. But tell me where to come and I’ll get a cab, okay?”

  It was ten p.m. and freezing cold. I put on my special new coat, new jeans, and a pink corset, and I got in a cab. I was nervous and excited. I wanted answers. I needed to know if he was still the guy who had been nothing but kindness and empathy to me before.

  The Guns N’ Roses concert was in a desolate spot out of town. Miles and miles of nothingness and black highways rolled into a wasteland. When I got there, college kids and older fans who had grown up with Guns N’ Roses were swarming their way into the arena. I walked to the box office, picked up a ticket Dizzy had left for me, and asked directions to the tour buses. Walking in the destitute lamp-lit field of tour buses felt eerie. I walked around for ages through icy wind, down a hill, and amid a forest of giant trucks, until I saw him standing outside a bus.

  “Sorry I’m late,” I said. He hugged me without a word and I started crying. He kissed me on the lips, and I pulled away. He had lost the key to the bus, so we went backstage to find Del.

  Inside the tour bus, it was just me and him. The interior of the bus was exotic,
with Moroccan-influenced finery and decor. The mosaics around the mirrors and the thick lull of the peach lights felt like a distant harem out of A Thousand and One Nights. We sat down and Dizzy gave me a glass of Jägermeister, which I gulped down.

  “Why have you been so angry at me?” I asked him. “What’s going on? It’s been so hard for me—you know that.”

  Dizzy sat across from me just staring, as if he were comatose.

  “The way you’ve been the past couple of months: Ignoring me. First asking me to come stay with you in LA, and then cutting off all communication after the abortion. What’s going on?”

  “I don’t remember,” he stated. “I must’ve been drunk.”

  “You were so incredible to me in England and so supportive before the abortion. What’s happened to you?”

  He stared at me vacantly.

  “I’ve come all the way from England to this tour bus so we could talk. You know what I’ve been through. Why can’t you talk to me?”

  I knelt in front of him, looking into his eyes. I wanted to see if he was still there, that person who’d been so adoring to me, so caring. It was like looking at a different person. Slowly we kissed. God, I loved him. I’d missed him so much: his warmth, his embrace.

  “I’ve missed you so much.” I melted into his arms, even though I knew it was a mistake. He wouldn’t even talk to me, after I had flown all this way. But my heart—my heart wanted to be near him. I untied his light brown leather pants, took his dick out, and started to put it in my mouth. He drew the curtains together and pulled his pants down, pushing the back of my head down as I sucked.

  “No!” I stood up suddenly and pulled away. “I can’t do this. You’ve hurt me so much and now you won’t even talk to me.”

  Dizzy just looked at me blankly.

  “You told me over and over that you would never fuck with my head and heart. Day after day, you drummed it into me that I should trust you and not break your heart.” I stood up and looked at him. He kept staring at me wordlessly. “All that time, all those things you said to me. Why are you treating me like this? Don’t you like me?”