The Southpaw
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SPECIAL WARNING TO ALL READERS!!!
RIGHT up till the time this book went in the mail there was practically a running feud amongst a number of people over the filthy and vulgar language. Pop argued hard that the least I could do was blank in the filthiest and the vulgarest.
“I can swallow the “damns” and the “hells” and even worse,” said he, “but as for the “f—s” they are simply too much for my eyes to bear. I wish you would blank them in, Hank.”
“I suppose I could blank them in at that,” I said, “but I cannot see where the gain is.”
“It will protect the women and the children,” said Pop.
Then Aaron whipped out this book called “Tom Jones” by an Englishman with the following underlined in ink in Chapter 10 of Book 4: “D—n un, what a sly b—ch ’tis.” “Read it out loud,” said Aaron to Pop.
Pop read out loud as follows: “Damn un, what a sly bitch ’tis.”
“Ho ho,” said Aaron, “you have blanked out the blanks in your mind.”
“But at least it is not there for the eye to see,” said Pop.
“How are the women and the children of England protected?” said Aaron to Pop.
“I do not know,” said Pop, “but they are protected nonetheless.”
“Would not England be better off for forcing their eyes to face up to the words?” said Aaron.
“To hell with England,” said I. “I am sick and tired of the wrangling, and the book must go in the mail. I will blank the word in and put an end to the whole rhubarb.”
I suppose the women and the children will fill it in to suit themself, though. That’s up to them. I blanked it in, for Pop’s sake, and whoever blanks it out again learned the word from somebody else, not me.
(signed) HENRY W. WIGGEN
OFFICIAL ROSTER
NEW YORK MAMMOTH BASEBALL CLUB, INC.
1952
Lester T. Moors, Jr.
Patricia Moors
Manager
SCHNELL, Herman H. “Dutch.” Born February 23, 1893, St. Louis, Mo. Residence: St. Louis.
Coaches
BARNARD, Egbert. “Egg.” Born October 2, 1896, Philadelphia, Pa. Residence: Philadelphia.
JAROS, Joseph Thomas. “Joe.” Born March 31, 1895, Moline, Ill. Residence: Oak Park, Ill.
STRAP, Clinton Blakesley. “Clint.” Born April 1, 1906, Mason City, Wash. Residence: Scranton, Pa. Capt., U. S. Army, 1942–1946.
Outfielders
BURNS, Allen Bruce. “Scotty.” Born February 26, 1919, Glasgow, Scotland. 5′10″, 175 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Portland, Me.
CARUCCI, Pasquale Joseph. Born August 10, 1923, Port Chester, N. Y. Cpl., U. S. Army, 1941–1945. 5′10½″, 180 pounds, bats L, throws R. Residence: San Francisco, Cal.
CARUCCI, Vincent Frank. Born July 17, 1925, San Francisco, Cal. Pvt., U. S. Army, 1944. 5′10″, 175 pounds, bats L, throws R. Residence: San Francisco.
JUDKINS, Lawrence Paul. “Lucky.” Born July 1, 1926, Durant, Okla. Cpl., U. S. Army, 1945–1946. 6′½″, 185 pounds, bats L, throws L. Residence: Tulsa, Okla.
TROTTER, Calvin Phineas. “Sunny Jim.” Born October 23, 1918, Durham, N. H. Seaman First Class, U. S. Navy, 1941–1944. 5′10″, 185 pounds, bats R-L, throws L. Residence: Durham, N. H.
WILKS, Brendan Knight. “Swanee.” Born June 11, 1917, Laurel, Miss. 5′11″, 195 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Amarillo, Tex.
Infielders
GOLDMAN, Sidney Jerome. “Sid.” Born May 7, 1928, Bronx, N. Y. Pvt., U. S. Army, 1946–1947. 6′1½″, 210 pounds, bats L, throws L. Residence: Manhattan, N. Y.
GONZALEZ, George. Born February 11, 1926, Pinar del Rio, Cuba. 5′9½″, 175 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Havana, Cuba.
JONES, Robert Stanley. “Ugly.” Born September 6, 1921, Batesville, Ark. Sgt, U. S. Marines, 1942–1945. 5′11½″, 185 pounds, bats L, throws R. Residence: Little Rock, Ark.
PARK, Ellsworth Eugene. “Gene.” Born December 1, 1920, Springfield, Ill. 5′11″, 185 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Glendale, Cal.
ROGUSKI, John Llewellyn. “Coker.” Born April 2, 1930, Fairmont, W. Va. 5′10″, 180 pounds, bats R-L, throws R. Residence: Fairmont.
SIMPSON, Perry Garvey. Born May 27, 1931, Savannah, Ga. 5′10½″, 175 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Detroit, Mich.
SMITH, Earle Banning. “Canada.” Born October 14, 1929, Winnipeg, Canada. 5′11″, 180 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Winnipeg.
Catchers
PEARSON, Bruce William, Jr. Born June 4, 1926, Bainbridge, Ga. Pvt., U. S. Army, 1943–1945. 5′11″, 185 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Bainbridge.
TRAPHAGEN, Berwyn Phillips. “Red.” Born December 9, 1919, Oakland, Cal. U. S. Medical Experimentation Corps, 1943–1946. 6′1″, 195 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Carmel, Cal.
WILLIAMS, Harold Hill. “Hal.” Born August 26, 1920, Terre Haute, Ind. Sgt, U. S. Marines, 1942–1945. 6′½″, 200 pounds, bats R, throws R. Residence: Chicago, Ill.
Pitchers
BURKE, Lindon Theodore. Born March 12, 1930, Lusk, Wyo. 5′11″, 190 pounds, throws R, bats R. Residence: Lusk.
BYRD, Paul Richard. “Horse.” Born November 19, 1921, Culpeper, Va. Pvt., U. S. Army, 1943–1946. 6′1″, 225 pounds, throws R, bats R. Residence: Washington, D. C.
CARROLL, Donald King. “Don.” Born August 27, 1919, Trenton, N. J. 6′, 230 pounds, throws R, bats L. Residence: Albuquerque, N. M.
JOHNSON, Edwin Corliss. “Knuckles.” Born February 19, 1919, Wapakoneta, Ohio. 5′10½″, 210 pounds, throws R, bats L. Residence: Wapakoneta.
MACY, Herbert. “Herb.” Born October 1, 1928, Athens, Ga. 6′1″, 180 pounds, throws R, bats R. Residence: Long Beach, Cal.
STERLING, John Adams. “Jack.” Born March 16, 1925, East St. Louis, Ill. U. S. Navy, 1942–1946. 5′9 1/4″, 165 pounds, throws R, bats R. Residence: Newport News, Va.
WIGGEN, Henry Whittier. “Hank.” Born July 4, 1931, Perkinsville, N. Y. 6′3″, 195 pounds, throws L, bats L. Residence: Perkinsville.
WILLOWBROOK, Gilbert Lillis. “Gil.” Born May 15, 1929, Boston, Mass. 6′, 190 pounds, throws R, bats R. Residence: Phoenix, Arizona.
YALE, Samuel Delbert. “Sad Sam.” Born March 13, 1918, Houston, Texas. 6′2½″, 210 pounds, throws L, bats L. Residence: West Palm Beach, Fla.
Physicians: Ernest I. Loftus, M.D., Hyman R. Solomon, M.D. Trainer: Frank T. McKinney.
Roster compiled by Bradley R. Lord, secretary.
Chapter 1
FIRST off I must tell you something about myself, Henry Wiggen, and where I was born and my folks.
Probably you never been to Perkinsville. How you get there you get an Albany train out of Grand Central Station. About halfway to Albany the conductor comes down the isle mumbling “Perkinsville.” Then the train slows and you got to be quick because most of them don’t exactly stop at Perkinsville. They just slow to a creep, and if you’re an old man or woman or if you got a broke leg or something of the sort I don’t know how you get off. Generally there will be no trouble. You just throw your bags clear and you swing down off on the cement platform and you fall away the way the train is going, and then you go back for your bags. Now you are in Perkinsville.
The last time I come by train through Perkinsville it was a rainy night and the platform was slick and I damn near skidded when I hit the cement. You have saw an outfielder start after a fly ball on wet grass and how he skids before his spikes take hold. That was how I skidded on the wet platform. But nothing come of it. It was midnight or after, and it was quiet on the square, and I cut across past the Embassy Theater and down past Borelli’s barber shop where I remember a long time ago they had a big picture of Sad Sam Yale hanging over the coat-hooks. But they have since took down the picture of Sam and put up 1 of me. Now my picture is took down, too, and the space is bare.
Next to Borelli’s is Fred Levine’s cigar store where you can get most any magazine, in particular magazines li
ke “The Baseball Digest” and “Ace Diamond Tales” and such newspapers as “The Sporting News” and 1,000 other things. Then after Fred Levine’s is Mugs O’Brien’s gymnasium, just opposite the statue of Horace Cleves, and on the corner is the Perkinsville Pharmacy.
The way you get out home from Perkinsville is a question. If you own a car like me (a 50 Moors Special) or any other car for all of that, you just drive out the hard-top road 2.7 miles from the square to where you will see a sign saying “Observatory” with an arrow pointing west. This Observatory (star-gazing) is exactly 1 mile west of the highway. It has a big telescope, 1 of the biggest. The Government wanted to use the Observatory during the war, but Aaron turned them down. Aaron rules the whole works under orders from his group of scientists and it can be used only to look at the stars and moon and such. I have saw Mars and Saturn and all the rest through it, and they all look the same except Saturn. I have also saw the moon. Sometimes there will be a squad of professors come down to look at some particular situation in the sky.
Aaron Webster kills me. I was very young when the argument with the Government took place, but I remember there was a good deal of discussion in the papers, not only in Perkinsville but everywhere, Aaron holding fast and finally winning out, and you have got to admire him for that. He is over 80 years old, his face all wrinkled up but otherwise in excellent shape, a gangly man, built like Carl Hubbell, though lighter of course, weighing about 140, mostly bone. If you ever stop at the Observatory he will come right up to you, squinting and looking at you, and tell you his name and pop right out with questions and answers, what do you think of this and that and your politics. It used to be I never liked him much. But you got to get to know him and he will grow on you.
It is partly on account of Aaron that I am lefthanded in the first place. Pop wanted me to be righthanded. Not that Pop had anything against lefthanders because he himself is lefthanded and pitched for a long time for the Perkinsville Scarlets. But Pop wanted me to be righthanded because when you come to think of it a lefthanded baseball player has got 2 strikes on him from the beginning. First off, as everybody knows, a lefthander has got only 5 positions he can play. He can pitch or play first base or 1 of the outfield spots. But he can’t be a catcher or a second baseman or a third baseman or a shortstop, not usually. If you are righthanded you can play anywhere. Then too, even a lefthanded pitcher is considered a sort of a risky proposition because many of them are wild and most hitters are righthanded, and a lefthanded pitcher is supposed to be at a disadvantage against a righthanded batter. So Pop wanted me to start off right in life, and he done what he thought was best at the time, and nobody blamed him.
But nothing he could do could change me, and finally what he done he took me to Aaron, for Pop has the greatest faith in whatever Aaron says, and Aaron said there wasn’t nothing wrong with being lefthanded and some of the best people were lefthanded and all.
I guess I could not of been more than 4 at the time, and Pop done what Aaron said and it all turned out for the best.
Yet you should not get the idea that Pop is simply some sort of a wooden dummy that Aaron can twist around his little finger, for Pop has a mind of his own as you will see between here and the end of this chapter. This chapter is Pop’s, for it seems the least I can do is give him number 1 like the club give Swanee Wilks the number 1 shirt last spring, Swanee the oldest of all the boys. I am putting the club roster up in front of this book. Take a look at it once in awhile and keep things straight in your mind.
Pop is everything you could ask for, and more, born and raised in Perkinsville. When he was a sophomore at Perkinsville High he was the first-string pitcher, though I will admit that is no special trick even in a place which takes their baseball so serious as Perkinsville. He finished up and would of graduated but got sick and tired of school in his senior year and took off in May, right after the Tozerbury game which is always the wind-up for Perkinsville High, and went to Cedar Rapids in the Mississippi Valley League, winning 12 and losing 5 on what was left of the year. He says he always wished he had stood for graduation, though I myself graduated from Perkinsville High and can’t see any special benefit in it. Graduation night was probably 1 of the most boring things I ever been through. I wore a cap and a gown and felt unusually foolish and wouldn’t of bothered to go a-tall except it give Pop a terrific thrill. Aaron said it was rubbage and I agree. Aaron belongs to the Board of Education of Perkinsville and once in a fit of disgust voted to abolish the whole entire system. He got ruled down. He usually always does.
Pop played 2 years with Cedar Rapids, weighing about 180, standing 6 feet in his socks and just about full growed. The second year he won 19 and lost 7, mighty good pitching in any class of ball.
The exact story on what happened after the second year is still not clear in my mind and probably never will, though after last summer I can actually see where a man might do what Pop done. It is partly on account of last summer that I am writing this book for the benefit of the 100,000,000 boobs and flatheads that swallow down everything they read in the papers, in particular the writing of Krazy Kress in “The Star-Press.” That fat horse’s tail! All I know is that Pop simply up and quit after the second summer at Cedar Rapids. He done this in despite of the fact that his wife that he married the previous winter was expecting a baby, which was me, and in despite of the fact that Pop had all the makings of a great. He could of been an immortal. He was fast and had good control and an assortment of curves of all speeds and a smart head for baseball. More than anything he loved the game, and when you love the game of baseball you eat it and sleep it and are bound to succeed if you got the stuff to go with it.
Pop was none of your average ballplayer. He was the stuff which greatness is made of. They will tell you in Borelli’s barber shop in Perkinsville that Pop was the greatest that ever come out of the area, not even barring Slim Doran that won 18 and lost 11 in the 1 good year he had with Newark before his arm give out from a cold he caught in Montreal.
Pop could of went up with Boston the following year, and you would think he would of jumped at the chance. But he didn’t, and I do not know why, and over all the years I have pumped him time and again for the answer but never got a good 1. All I know is that he built on land he bought from Aaron, located right next to Aaron’s house about 1 mile up from the Observatory, and he got the job driving the school bus, which he still does, also working as caretaker at the Observatory, and he pitched semi-pro ball for a long time for the Perkinsville Scarlets, right up till last summer. They play the touring teams such as the House of David and the Cuban clubs and the Columbus Clowns. They used to play only Sundays until night ball come in, and now they play Wednesday nights as well.
Concerning my mother I can tell you practically nothing, for she died when I was 2. Pop don’t talk much about her. About the only thing she means to me is I think of her whenever I write my middle name, which is Whittier, because she was a fan of a poet by that name. Holly says Whittier was quite famous.
When professional baseball lost Pop it lost a great southpaw. Yet you might say that between Pop and my mother in their short time together come a greater southpaw yet, which was me. I believe that some day I will be counted amongst the immortals and have my statue in the Hall of Fame at Cooperstown. Connie Mack says Lefty Grove was the greatest, and maybe so, and some say Mathewson and some say Walter Johnson, some say Bobby Feller and some say Satchel Paige. Yet you will see some writers that say that on my best days I am better and faster than any, and I believe them. You got to believe. Pop says you got to believe in yourself and know every time you pitch that ball that it is the best pitch ever throwed.
Another thing Pop says is, “Hank, never feel sorry for yourself. You will have good days and bad days. Keep thinking, keep learning, keep throwing, and you will have twice as many good days as bad.” Pop himself has followed his own rule. He never feels sorry for himself. He is really a pretty happy fellow. He is crazy about kids and gets a big bang out of driv
ing the bus, and he likes to work for Aaron, for he admires Aaron. Such spare time as he has got you can usually find him hanging in Borelli’s. He keeps busy. If he ain’t monkeying with the school bus he is under the hood of his old 32 Moors. He is in love with that crazy car. Myself I own a 50 Moors Special. Right at this moment it happens to be sitting out in the yard, its Evva-life battery deader then hell. It been sitting there since after the Series last October, and it can sit there 80 years more for all of me.
1 other person I had better mention fairly quick is Holly Webster, Aaron’s niece, now Mrs. Henry W. Wiggen by marriage. However, there was a number of stormy brawls before it come to pass.
So Pop is actually moved out of the house now, and over with Aaron, and Holly is moved in over here. I kid Aaron and tell him I have got the best of the swap by far. We kid back and forth a hell of a lot.
That’s it. Those are the folks and also the end of the chapter. Holly says try and write up 1 thing and 1 thing only in every chapter and don’t be wandering all over the lot, and then, when the subject is covered, break it off and begin another.
Chapter 2
THE earliest thing I remember was Sundays in summer, going out in the morning with Pop to look at the sky. If it looked like a good day he would twirl his arm around a few times, and he would say, “Son, I am going to pitch 3-hit baseball today,” or if there was a little nip in the air he would say he would pitch a 7-hitter. Pop was a good hot-weather pitcher. He was great in any weather, but better in hot, and we would go back in the house for breakfast. Then he would lay down until lunch. He would eat only very light. Pop says a hungry ballplayer makes the best 1.