E.E. 'Doc' Smith SF Gateway Omnibus: The Skylark of Space, Skylark Three, Skylark of Valeron, Skylark DuQuesne

by E. E. 'Doc' Smith

  DuQuesne, however, was not to be caught napping. His blocks held. ‘You’ll never know,’ he sneered. ‘Any task-force of yours that ever comes anywhere near us will not last long enough to energize a sixth-order communicator.’

  ‘That’s an idle boast,’ Klazmon stated thoughtfully. ‘It is true that you and your vessel are far out of range of any possible Llurdiaxian attacking beam. Even this projection of me is being relayed through four mergons. Nevertheless we can and we will find you easily when this becomes desirable. This point will be reached as soon as we have computed the most logical course to take in exterminating all such surplus races as yours.’

  And Klazmon’s projection vanished; and the helmet he had been wearing fell toward the floor.

  DuQuesne was shocked as he had never been shocked before; and when he learned from his analsynths just what the range of one of those incredible ‘mergons’ was, he was starkly appalled.

  One thing was crystal-clear: he was up against some truly first-class opposition here. And it had just stated, calmly and definitely, that its intention was to exterminate him, Blackie DuQuesne.

  The master of lies had learned to assess the value of a truth very precisely. He knew this one to be 22-karat, crystal-clear, pure quill. Whereupon Blackie DuQuesne turned to some very intensive thought indeed, compared with which his previous efforts might have been no more than a summer afternoon’s reverie.

  We know now, of course, that Blackie DuQuesne lacked major elements of information, and that his constructions could not therefore be complete. They lacked Norlaminian rigor, or the total visualization of his late companions, the disembodied intellectuals. And they lacked information.

  DuQuesne knew nothing of Mergon and Luloy, now inward bound on Earth in a hideout orbit. He could not guess how his late visitor had ever heard of the Fenachrone. Nor knew he anything of that strange band of the sixth order to which Seaton referred, with more than half a worried frown, as ‘magic’. In short, DuQuesne was attempting to reach the greatest conclusion of his life through less than perfect means, with only fragmentary facts to go on.

  Nevertheless, Blackie C. DuQuesne, as Seaton was wont to declare, was no slouch at figuring; and so he did in time come to a plan which was perhaps the most brilliant – and also was perhaps the most witless! – of his career.

  Lips curled into something much more sneer than grin, DuQuesne sat down at his construction board. He had come to the conclusion that what he needed was help, and he knew exactly where to go to get it. His ship wasn’t big enough by far to hold a sixth-order projection across any important distance … but he could build, in less than an hour, a sixth-order broadcaster. It wouldn’t be selective. It would be enormously wasteful of power. But it would carry a signal across half a universe.

  Whereupon, in less than an hour, a signal began to pour out, into and through space:

  ‘DuQuesne calling Seaton! Reply on tight beam of the sixth. DuQuesne calling Seaton! Reply on tight beam of the sixth. DuQuesne calling Seaton …’

  8

  Industrial Revolution

  When Seaton and Crane had begun to supply the Earth with ridiculously cheap power, they had expected an economic boom and a significant improvement in the standard of living. Neither of them had any idea, however, of the effect upon the world’s economy that their space-flights would have; but many tycoons of industry did.

  They were shrewd operators, those tycoons. As one man they licked their chops at the idea of interstellar passages made in days. They gloated over thoughts of the multifold increase in productive capacity that would have to be made so soon; as soon as commerce was opened up with dozens and then with hundreds of Tellus-type worlds, inhabited by human beings as those of Earth. And when they envisioned hundreds and hundreds of uninhabited Tellus-type worlds, each begging to be grabbed and exploited by whoever got to it first with enough stuff to hold it and to develop it … they positively drooled.

  These men did not think of money as money, but as their most effective and most important tool: a tool to be used as knowledgeably as the old-time lumberjack used his axe.

  Thus, Earth was going through convulsions of change more revolutionary by far than any it had experienced throughout all previous history. All those pressures building up at once had blown the lid completely off. Seaton and Crane and their associates had been working fifteen hours a day for months training people in previously unimagined skills; trying to keep the literally exploding economy from degenerating into complete chaos.

  They could not have done it alone, of course. In fact, it was all that a thousand Norlaminian Observers could do to keep the situation even approximately in hand. And even the Congress –mirabile dictu! – welcomed those aliens with open arms; for it was so hopelessly deadlocked in trying to work out any workable or enforceable laws that it was accomplishing nothing at all.

  All steel mills were working at one hundred ten per cent of capacity. So were almost all other kinds of plants. Machine tools were in such demand that no estimated time of delivery could be obtained. Arenak, dagal, and inoson, those wonder-materials of the construction industry, would be in general supply some day; but that day would nor be allowed to come until the changeover could be made without disrupting the entire economy. Inoson especially was confined to the spaceship builders; and, while every pretense was being made that production was being increased as fast as possible, the demand for spaceships was so insatiable that every hulk that could leave atmosphere was out in deep space.

  Multi-billion-dollar corporations were springing up all over Earth. Each sought out and began to develop a Tellus-type planet of its own, to bring up as a civilized planet or merely to exploit as it saw fit. Each was clamoring for – and using every possible artifice of persuasion, lobbying, horse-trading, and out-and-out bribery and corruption to obtain – spaceships, personnel, machinery light and heavy, office equipment, and supplies. All the employables of Earth, and many theretofore considered unemployable, were at work.

  Earth was a celestial madhouse …

  It is no wonder then, that Seaton and Crane were haggard and worn when they had to turn their jobs over to two upper-bracket Norlaminians and leave Earth.

  Their situation thereafter was not much better.

  The first steps were easy – anyway, the decisions involved were easy; the actual work involved was roughly equivalent to the energy budget of several Sol-type suns. It is an enormous project to set up a line of defense hundreds of thousands of miles long; especially when the setters-up do not know exactly what to expect in the way of attack. They knew, in fact, only one thing: that the Norlaminians had made a probabilistic statement that Marc C. DuQuesne was likely to be present among them before long.

  That was excuse, reason and compulsion enough to demand the largest and most protracted effort they could make. The mere preliminaries involved laying out axes of action that embraced many solar systems, locating and developing sources of materials and energies that were enough to smother a hundred suns. As that work began to shape up, Seaton and Crane came face to face with the secondary line of problems … and at that point Seaton suddenly smote himself on the forehead and cried: ‘Dunark!’

  Crane looked up. ‘Dunark? Why, yes, Dick. Quite right. Not only is he probably the universe’s greatest strategist, but he knows the enemy almost as well as you and I do.’

  ‘And besides,’ Seaton added, ‘he doesn’t think like us. Not at all. And that’s what we want; so I’ll call him now and we’ll compute a rendezvous.’

  Wherefore, a few days later, Dunark’s Osnomian cruiser matched velocities with the hurtling worldlet and began to negotiate its locks. Seaton shoved up the Valeron’s air-pressure, cut down its gravity, and reached for the master thermostat.

  ‘Not too hot, Dick,’ Dorothy said. ‘Light gravity is all right, but make them wear some clothes any time they’re outside their special quarters. I simply won’t run around naked in my own house. And I won’t have them doing it, either.’


  Seaton laughed. ‘The usual eighty-three degrees and twenty-five per cent humidity. They’ll wear clothes, all right. She’ll be tickled to death to wear that fur coat you gave her – she doesn’t get a chance to, very often – and we can stand it easily enough,’ and the four Tellurians went out to the dock to greet their green-skinned friends of old: Crown Prince Dunark and Crown Princess Sitar of Osnome, one of the planets of the enormous central sun of the Central System.

  Warlike, bloodthirsty, supremely able Dunark; and Sitar, his lovely, vivacious – and equally warlike – wife. He was wearing ski-pants (Osnome’s temperature, at every point on its surface and during every minute of every day of the year, is one hundred degrees Fahrenheit), a heavy sweater, wool socks, and fur-lined moccasins. She wore a sweater and slacks under her usual fantastic array of Osnomian jewelry; and over it, as Seaton had predicted, the full-length mink coat. Each was wearing only one Osnomian machine-pistol instead of the arsenal that had been their customary garb such a short time before.

  The three men greeted each other warmly and executed a six-hand handshake; the while the two white women and the green one went into an arms-wrapped group; each talking two hundred words to the minute.

  A couple of days later, the Norlaminian task-force arrived and a council of war was held that lasted for one full working day. Then, the defense planned in length and in depth, construction began. Seaton and Crane sat in the two master-control helmets of the Brain. Rovol worked with the brain of the Norlaminian spaceship. Dozens of other operators, men and women, worked at and with other, less powerful devices.

  On the surface of a nearby planet, ten thousand square miles of land were leveled and paved to form the Area of Work. Stacks and piles and rows and assortments of hundreds of kinds of structural members appeared as though by magic. Gigantic beams of force, made visible by a thin and dusty pseudo-mist, flashed here and there; seizing this member and that and these and them and those and joining them together with fantastic speed to form enormous towers and platforms and telescope-like things and dirigible tubes and projectors.

  Some of these projectors took containers of pure force out to white dwarf stars after neutronium. Others took faidons – those indestructible jewels that are the sine qua non of higher-order operations – out to the cores of stars to be worked into lenses of various shapes and sizes. Out into the environment of scores of millions of degrees of temperature and of scores of millions of tons per square inch of pressure that is the only environment in which the faidon can be worked by any force known to the science of man.

  The base-line, which was to be built of enormous, absolutely rigid beams of force, could not be of planetary, or even of orbital dimensions. It had to extend, a precisely measured length, from the core of a star to that of another, having as nearly as possible the same proper motion, over a hundred parsecs away. Thus it took over a week to build and to calibrate that base-line; but, once that was done, the work went fast.

  The most probable lines of approach were blocked by fourth-, fifth-, and sixth-order installations of tremendous range and of planetary power; less probable ones by defenses of somewhat lesser might; supersensitive detector webs fanned out everywhere. And this work, which would have required years a short time before, was only a matter of a couple of weeks for the gigantic constructor-projectors now filling the entire Area of Work.

  When everything that anyone could think of doing had been done, Seaton lit his pipe, jammed both hands into his pockets, and turned to his wife. ‘Well, we’ve got it made – now what are we going to do with it? Sit on our hands until Blackie DuQuesne trips a trigger or some Good Samaritan answers our call? I’d give three nickels to know whether he’s loose yet or not, and if he is loose, just where he is at this moment.’

  ‘I’d raise you a dime,’ she said; and then, since Dorothy Seaton concealed an extremely useful brain under her red curls, she added slowly, ‘And maybe … you know what the Norlaminians deduced: that, upon liberation, he’d be rematerialized? That he’d have a very good spaceship. That, before attacking us, he would recruit personnel, both men and women, both from need of their help and from loneliness … wait up – loneliness! Who – a girl, probably – would he get loneliest for?’

  Seaton snapped his fingers. ‘I can make an awfully good guess. Hunkie de Marigny.’

  ‘Hunkie de Who? Oh, I remember. That big moose with the black hair and the shape.’

  Seaton laughed. ‘Funny, isn’t it, that such an accurate description can be so misleading? But my guess is, if he’s back she knows it … I think it’d be smart to flip myself over to the Bureau and see what I can find out. Want to come along?’

  ‘Uh-uh; she isn’t my dish of tea.’

  Seaton projected his solid-seeming simulacrum of pure force to distant Tellus, to Washington, and to the sidewalk in front of the Bureau. He mounted the steps, entered the building, said ‘Hi, Gorgeous’ to the shapely blonde receptionist, and took an elevator to the sixteenth floor; where he paused briefly in thought.

  He hadn’t better see Hunkie first, or only; Ferdinand Scott, the world’s worst gossip, would talk about it, and Hunkie would draw her own conclusions. He’d pull Scotty’s teeth first.

  Wherefore he turned into the laboratory beside the one that once had been his own. ‘Hi, Scotty,’ he said, holding out his hand, ‘don’t tell me they’ve actually got you working for a change.’

  Scott, a chunky youth with straw-colored hair that needed cutting, jumped off of his stool and shook hands vigorously. ‘Hi, Dickie, old top! Alla time work. “Slavey” Scott; that’s me. But boy oh boy, did I goof on that “Nobody Holme” bit! You and that bottle of waste solution, that you stirred the whole world up with like goulash! Why can’t anything like that ever happen to me? But I s’pose I’d’ve blown the whole world to hellangone up instead of just putting it into the God-awful shape it’s in now, like you and Blackie DuQuesne did. Wow, what a mess!’

  ‘Yeah. Speaking of DuQuesne – seen him lately?’

  ‘Not since the big bust. The Norlaminians probably know all about him.’

  They don’t. I asked. They lost him.’

  ‘Well, you might ask Hunkie de Marigny. She’ll know if anybody does.’

  ‘Oh – she still here?’

  ‘Yeah. Most of us are, and will be.’

  Seaton chatted for another minute, then, ‘Take it easy, guy,’ he said; and went up the corridor to Room 1631. The door was wide open, so he went in without knocking.

  ‘Park it. Be with you in a moment,’ a smooth contralto voice said, and Seaton sat down on a chair near the door.

  The woman – Dr Stephanie de Marigny, nuclear physicist and good at her trade – kept both eyes fastened on a four-needle meter about eighteen inches in front of her nose. Her well-kept hands and red-nailed fingers, working blind with the sure precision of those of a world-champion typist, opened and closed switches, moved sliders and levers, and manipulated a dozen or so vernier knobs in tiny arcs.

  There was nothing to show any uninformed observer what she was doing. Whatever it was that she was working on could have been behind that instrument-filled panel – or down in some sub-basement – or at the Proving Grounds down the Potomac – or a million miles or parsecs out in space. Whatever it was or wherever, as she worked the four needles of the master-meter closer and closer together as each needle approached the center-zero mark of the meter’s scale –

  Until finally the four hair-thin flat needles were exactly in line with each other and with the hair-thin zero mark. Whereupon four heavy plungers drove home and every light on the panel flashed green and went out.

  ‘On the button,’ she said then, aloud. She rose to her feet, stretched as gracefully and luxuriously and unselfconsciously as does a cat, and turned toward her visitor.

  ‘Hi, Hunkie,’ Seaton said. ‘Can you spare me a minute?’

  ‘Nice to see you again, Dick.’ She came toward him, hand outstretched. ‘I could probably be talked into ma
king it two minutes.’

  The word ‘big’, while true, was both inadequate and misleading. Stephanie de Marigny was tall – five feet ten in her nylons – and looked even taller because of her three-inch heels, her erect posture, and because of the mass of jet-black hair piled high on her head.

  Her breasts jutted; her abdomen was flat and hard; her wide, flat hips flared out from a startlingly narrow waist; and her legs would have made any professional glamor-photographer drool And her face, if not as beautiful as her body, was fully as striking. Her unplucked eyebrows, as black as her hair, were too long and too thick and too bushy and grew too nearly together above a nose that was as much of a beak as DuQuesne’s own. The lashes over her deep brown eyes were simply incredible. Her cheekbones were too large and too prominent. Her fire-engine-red mouth was too big. Her square chin and her hard, clean line of jaw were too outstanding; demanded too much notice. Her warm, friendly, dimple-displaying smile, however, revealed the charm that was actually hers.

  Seaton said, ‘As always, you’re really a treat for the optic nerve.’

  She ignored the compliment. ‘You aren’t; you look like a catastrophe looking for a place to happen. You ought to take better care of yourself, Dick. Get some sleep once in a while.’

  ‘I’m going to, as soon as I can. But what I came in for – have you heard anything of Blackie lately?’

  ‘No. Not since he got delusions of grandeur. Why? Should I have?’

  ‘Not that I know of. I just thought maybe you two had enough of a thing on so you’d keep in touch.’

  ‘Uh-uh. I ran around with him a little, is all. Nothing serious. Of all the men I know who understand and appreciate good music, he’s the youngest, the best-looking, and the most fun. Also the biggest. I can wear high heels and not tower over him, which I can’t do with most men …’ She paused, nibbling at her lower lip, then went on, ‘My best guess is that he’s out on one of the new planets somewhere, making several hundred thousand tax-free dollars per year. That’s what I’m going to be doing as soon as I finish Observers’ School here.’