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Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit

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by Bukowski, Charles


  time.

  “come on in back,” he

  said. “of course, we don’t gamble.

  it’s against the

  rules.”

  “I understand,” I told

  him.

  I had run my 43 cents up to a

  dollar ninety

  when I saw her going upstairs with

  her fireman.

  “he’s gonna show me their sleeping

  quarters,” she told

  me.

  “I understand,” I told

  her.

  when her fireman slid down the pole

  ten minutes later

  I nodded him

  over.

  “that’ll be 5

  dollars.”

  “5 dollars for

  that?”

  “we wouldn’t want a scandal, would

  we? we both might lose our

  jobs. of course, I’m not

  working.”

  he gave me the

  5.

  “sit down, you might get it

  back.”

  “whatcha playing?”

  “blackjack.”

  “gambling’s against the

  law.”

  “anything interesting is. besides,

  you see any money on the

  table?”

  he sat down.

  that made 5 of

  us.

  “how was it Harry?” somebody asked

  him.

  “not bad, not

  bad.”

  the other guy went on

  upstairs.

  they were bad players really.

  they didn’t bother to memorize the

  deck. they didn’t know whether the

  high numbers or low numbers were left. and basically they hit too

  high,

  didn’t hold low

  enough.

  when the other guy came down

  he gave me a

  five.

  “how was it, Marty?”

  “not bad. she’s got…some fine

  movements.”

  “hit me!” I said. “nice clean girl. I

  ride it myself.”

  nobody said

  anything.

  “any big fires lately?” I

  asked.

  “naw. nothin’

  much.”

  “you guys need

  exercise. hit me

  again!”

  a big red-headed kid who had been shining an

  engine

  threw down his rag and

  went upstairs.

  when he came down he threw me a

  five.

  when the 4th guy came down I gave him

  3 fives for a

  twenty.

  I don’t know how many firemen

  were in the building or where they

  were. I figured a few had slipped by me

  but I was a good

  sport.

  it was getting dark outside

  when the alarm

  rang.

  they started running around.

  guys came sliding down the

  pole.

  then she came sliding down the

  pole. she was good with the

  pole. a real woman. nothing but guts

  and

  ass.

  “let’s go,” I told

  her.

  she stood there waving goodbye to the

  firemen but they didn’t seem

  much interested

  any more.

  “let’s go back to the

  bar,” I told

  her.

  “ooh, you got

  money?”

  “I found some I didn’t know I

  had…”

  we sat at the end of the bar

  with whiskey and beer

  chaser.

  “I sure got a good

  sleep.”

  “sure, baby, you need your

  sleep.”

  “look at that sailor looking at me!

  he must think I’m a…a…”

  “naw, he don’t think that. relax, you’ve got

  class, real class. sometimes you remind me of an

  opera singer. you know, one of those prima d’s.

  your class shows all over

  you. drink

  up.”

  I ordered 2

  more.

  “you know, daddy, you’re the only man I

  LOVE! I mean, really…LOVE! ya

  know?”

  “sure I know. sometimes I think I am a king

  in spite of myself.”

  “yeah. yeah. that’s what I mean, somethin’ like

  that.”

  I had to go to the urinal. when I came back

  the sailor was sitting in my

  seat. she had her leg up against his and

  he was talking.

  I walked over and got in a dart game with

  Harry the Horse and the corner

  newsboy.

  an argument over Marshal Foch

  Foch was a great soldier, he said, Marshal Foch;

  listen, I said, if you don’t keep it clean

  I’ll have to slap you across the face with

  a wet towel.

  I’ll write the governor, he said.

  the governor is my uncle, I said.

  Marshal Foch was my

  grandfather, he said.

  I warned you, I said. I’m a

  gentleman.

  And I’m a Foch, he said.

  that did it. I slapped him with a wet towel.

  he grabbed the phone.

  governor’s mansion, he said.

  I slapped a wet rubber glove down

  his mouth and cut the wire.

  outside the crickets were chirping like

  mad: Foch, Foch, Foch, Foch!

  they chirped.

  I got out my sub-machine gun and blasted

  the devils

  but there were so many of them

  I had to give up.

  I pulled the wet rubber glove out.

  I surrender, I said, it’s too much:

  I can’t change the world.

  all the so-called ladies in the room

  applauded.

  he stood up and bowed gallantly as

  outside the crickets chirped.

  I put on my hat

  and stalked out. I still maintain

  the French are weak

  and no

  wonder.

  40 cigarettes

  I smoked 2 packs of cigarettes today and

  my tongue feels like a

  caterpillar trying to get out for

  rainwater

  somebody is working over

  Pictures at an Exhibition

  while tiny pimples of sweat

  work their way down my

  fat sides.

  too sick today and told the man

  over the phone

  it was stomach pains.

  the pains in the ass too and

  the soul?

  the gophers are underground

  staring at pictures on mudwalls

  machineguns are mounted in the

  windows.

  40 cigarettes.

  what’s walking around

  chewing grass,

  4 legs, no

  hands?

  it’s not the

  politburo.

  it could be a

  donkey. how’d you like to be in a

  donkey’s head for a

  while? your body in a donkey’s

  body? you’d only last

  ten minutes

  they’d have to let you

  out

  you’d be so

  scared

  but who’s going to

  let you out of that

  dismal bluepurple notion

  of what you are

  now? and I�
�m the one who’s

  scared.

  a killer gets ready

  he was a good one

  say 18, 19,

  a marine

  and everytime

  a woman came down the train aisle

  he seemed to stand up

  so I couldn’t see

  her

  and the woman smiled at him

  but I didn’t smile

  at him

  he kept looking at himself in the

  train window

  and standing up and taking off his

  coat and then standing up

  and putting it back

  on

  he polished his belt buckle with a

  delighted vigor

  and his neck was red and

  his face was red and his eyes were a

  pretty blue

  but I didn’t like

  him

  and everytime I went to the can

  he was either in one of the cans

  or he was in front of one of the mirrors

  combing his hair or

  shaving

  and he was always walking up and down the

  aisles

  or drinking water

  I watched his Adam’s apple juggle the water

  down

  he was always in my

  eyes

  but we never spoke

  and I remembered all the other trains

  all the other buses

  all the other wars

  he got off at Pasadena

  vainer than any woman

  he got off at Pasadena

  proud and

  dead

  the rest of the trainride—

  8 or 10 miles—

  was perfect.

  I love you

  I opened the door of this shanty and there she lay

  there she lay

  my love

  across the back of a man in a dirty undershirt.

  I was rough tough easy-with-money-Charley (that’s me)

  and I awakened both of them

  like God

  and when she was awake

  she started screaming, “Hank, Hank!” (that’s my other name)

  “take me away from this son of a bitch!

  I hate him I love you!”

  of course, I was wise enough not to believe any of

  this and I sat down and said,

  “I need a drink, my head hurts and I need a

  drink.”

  this is the way love works, you see, and then we all sat there

  drinking the whiskey and I was

  perfectly satisfied

  and then he reached over and handed me a five,

  “that’s all that’s left of what she took, that’s all that’s left

  of what she took from you.”

  I was no golden-winged angel ripped up through

  boxtops

  I took the five and left them in there

  and I walked up the alley

  to Alvarado street

  and I turned in left

  at the first

  bar.

  a little atomic bomb

  o, just give me a little atomic bomb

  not too much

  just a little

  enough to kill a horse in the street

  but there aren’t any horses in the street

  well, enough to knock the flowers from a bowl

  but I don’t see any

  flowers in a

  bowl

  enough then

  to frighten my love

  but I don’t have any

  love

  well

  give me an atomic bomb then

  to scrub in my bathtub

  like a dirty and lovable child

  (I’ve got a bathtub)

  just a little atomic bomb, general,

  with pugnose

  pink ears

  smelling like underclothes in

  July

  do you think I’m crazy?

  I think you’re crazy

  too

  so the way you think:

  send me one before somebody else

  does.

  the egg

  he’s 17.

  mother, he said, how do I crack an

  egg?

  all right, she said to me, you don’t have to

  sit there looking like that.

  oh, mother, he said, you broke the yoke.

  I can’t eat a broken yoke.

  all right, she said to me, you’re so tough,

  you’ve been in the slaughterhouses, factories,

  the jails, you’re so god damned tough,

  but all people don’t have to be like you,

  that doesn’t make everybody else wrong and you

  right.

  mother, he said, can you bring me some cokes

  when you come home from work?

  look, Raleigh, she said, can’t you get the cokes

  on your bike, I’m tired after

  work.

  but, mama, there’s a hill.

  what hill, Raleigh?

  there’s a hill,

  it’s there and I have to peddle over

  it.

  all right, she said to me, you think you’re so

  god damned tough. you worked on a railroad track

  gang, I hear about it every time you get drunk:

  “I worked on a railroad track gang.”

  well, I said, I did.

  I mean, what difference does it make?

  everybody has to work somewhere.

  mama, said the kid, will you bring me those

  cokes?

  I really like the kid. I think he’s very

  gentle. and once he learns how to crack an

  egg he may do some

  unusual things. meanwhile

  I sleep with his mother

  and try to stay out of

  arguments.

  the knifer

  you knifed me, he said, you told Pink Eagle

  not to publish me.

  oh hell, Manny, I said, get off it.

  these poets are very sensitive

  they have more sensitivity than talent,

  I don’t know what to do with them.

  just tonight the phone rang and

  it was Bagatelli and Bagatelli said

  Clarsten phoned and Clarsten was pissed

  because we hadn’t mailed him the

  anthology, and Clarsten blamed me

  for not mailing the anthology

  and furthermore Clarsten

  claimed I was trying to do him

  in, and he was very

  angry. so said

  Bagatelli.

  you know, I’m really beginning to feel like

  a literary power

  I just lean back in my chair and roll cigarettes

  and stare at the walls

  and I am given credit for the life and death of

  poetic careers.

  at least I’m given credit for the

  death part.

  actually these boys are dying off without my

  help. The sun has gone behind the cloud.

  I have nothing to do with the workings.

  I smoke Prince Albert, drink Schlitz

  and copulate whenever possible. believe in my

  innocence and I might consider

  yours.

  the ladies of summer

  the ladies of summer will die like the rose

  and the lie

  the ladies of summer will love

  so long as the price is not

  forever

  the ladies of summer

  might love anybody;

  they might even love you

  as long as summer

  lasts

  yet winter will come to them

  too

  white snow and

  a cold freezing

  and faces so ugly

  that
even death

  will turn away—

  wince—

  before taking

  them.

 

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