Dukes to the Left of Me, Princes to the Right

by Kieran Kramer

  “Oh, dear.” Beatrice sighed. “It’s the Duke of Drummond, isn’t it?”

  Poppy nodded. “You know he’s marrying Natasha. And even if he weren’t, I wouldn’t want him. He—he’s not to be trusted.”

  “He’s an Impossible Bachelor,” Eleanor said. “You knew that from the start.”

  “I never meant to fall for him,” Poppy said. “In fact, Sergei proposed.”

  Both her best friends were in a tizzy.

  “It’s what you wanted,” Beatrice said.

  “This is—was—your dream come true.” Eleanor giggled.

  “Yes, it used to be.” Poppy gave a quick shrug. “But then Eversly proposed.” She paused. “And I might accept him.”

  Beatrice squeezed her arm. “But you don’t love him. A true Spinster would never marry a man she doesn’t love.”

  “I know.” Poppy couldn’t help it. She felt a lump in her throat. “Remember I said this isn’t just a national security problem but a Spinsters problem?”

  “Yes, as a matter of fact,” said Eleanor in a soothing voice. “And we never really went over that.”

  “I simply assumed you meant that Spinsters stick together, even when one of us is stealing—I mean, retrieving—a painting,” Beatrice clarified.

  “I did mean that,” said Poppy. “But I also meant that I’m afraid I’m calling into question our basic bylaws. I’ve informed Aunt Charlotte of my concerns.”

  “Exactly what are these concerns?” Eleanor asked.

  Beatrice led them to a park bench not far from their waiting carriages, and they all sat.

  Poppy smoothed out her skirts. “I fell in love with the wrong person. Yet he fits every single requirement for giving up my membership. My situation reveals a basic flaw in our bylaws.”

  Beatrice and Eleanor stared at her.

  Beatrice bit her lip. “So you’re saying, according to our bylaws, Drummond’s your perfect match—but he’s not.”

  “Exactly,” said Poppy. “How could he be, when he’s … already broken my heart?” Her voice cracked a little. “A man like Eversly wouldn’t do that. He’s too kind. And thoughtful. I’d be much better off renouncing my Spinsterhood for him.”

  “I see what you mean,” said Eleanor. “If much better off means your heart is never at risk.”

  Beatrice sighed. “That’s what it comes down to. You’d be safe with Eversly. But with Drummond, there’s the chance you’d be hurt.”

  They sat for a moment in silence.

  “Spinsters are brave,” said Eleanor eventually. “We’re not supposed to give in to fear.”

  Beatrice smoothed Poppy’s hair. “If we love someone, we have to be willing to put ourselves at risk.”

  “I think the bylaws stand,” Eleanor insisted. “You shouldn’t marry anyone who doesn’t meet the requirements. Drummond does, and you have to be willing to risk everything for him.”

  Poppy closed her eyes. “It’s too late.”

  “Has he been to the altar yet with Natasha?” Beatrice raised a brow.

  “No,” Poppy said, “but he fathered her baby.”

  She couldn’t bear to think of their intimacies in her father’s library and on Nicholas’s sailboat and then imagine that he’d done all that and more with that scheming witch!

  Eleanor scoffed. “And you believe Natasha?”

  “Over the man you love?” Beatrice eyed her disbelievingly.

  “He never denied it,” Poppy said, a little embarrassed. “But he never admitted it, either. In fact, he was acting quite unlike his usual self.”

  “He’s a man with secrets, isn’t he?” Eleanor waggled her brows.

  “Yes,” whispered Poppy.

  He was a man with secrets. And she suddenly remembered that moment when he’d said thrilled. He hadn’t looked drunk then. Perhaps he’d been trying to tell her something—and couldn’t.

  Thrilled was their special word.

  One might even say it was their code word.

  A small flame of hope surged in her breast. She reached out and grabbed both her friends’ hands. “I knew I loved you for a reason.”

  Beatrice grinned. “And we love you, too.”

  “We no longer have a crisis with the Spinsters Club,” Eleanor declared. “You’re going to be shrewd about it, but you’re not going to give up on Drummond just yet. Of course, we still have that matter of the portrait to deal with.”

  “We’ve no time to waste.” Beatrice stood and popped up her parasol. “Ladies?”

  Poppy pulled Eleanor up by the hand.

  And they formed a small huddle, their hands resting over each other’s.

  “Hell will freeze over,” they recited in whispers, “before we—”

  “Give up our passions,” said Beatrice.

  “And give in to our parents,” murmured Poppy.

  “To marry men we don’t love,” added Eleanor.

  They released their hands and said as one, “The Spinsters Club? Never heard of it.” Then Beatrice twirled her parasol, Eleanor adjusted her bonnet, and Poppy yawned to cover a happy grin.

  She said her good-byes and walked to her carriage, feeling so much better now that she’d spoken to her friends.

  But her grin faded when she opened the door and saw a strange elderly man with a pale face and high shirtpoints waiting for her inside.

  “Hello, Lady Poppy,” he said in a thin, grim voice. “Do get in. I am Mr. Groop, and I have something very important to tell you about the Duke of Drummond.”

  CHAPTER 43

  Nicholas stood next to a table laden with bowls of caviar at the Lievens’ ball, Natasha hanging on his elbow. Finally, it was time to retrieve the painting. He’d endured several days of misery being cast into the role of Natasha’s beloved. He’d also spent several frustrating days of speculation, wondering about Groop and his odd behavior. He dared not ask the spymaster what he’d been up to, following his brother like that. He needed time to gather more information, and he must be subtle about it.

  One way he’d tried was by casually mentioning Frank’s name to Groop. Just once. Interesting how the old man never acknowledged they’d met.

  But why? What had Groop to hide?

  “I’m so hungry,” Natasha whispered up to him with an alluring smile that did nothing but aggravate him. “Would you fix me a plate as I’m eating for two?”

  Nicholas really hadn’t wanted to hear that at the moment. But what could he do other than endure? So he gritted his teeth and handed her a plate of caviar and toast points.

  “Here you are”—he inhaled a deep breath—“my dearest darling.”

  Natasha jerked her gaze back to his, her eyes alight with something fervent. “So,” she said breathlessly, “you do love me.”

  He put on his best besotted look. “I worship the ground you walk on. And I look forward to all the children you’ll bear me. I want to have ten.”

  “Ten?” Natasha made a face.

  “Oh, yes,” he said. “Let me show you where we’ll live with our happy brood.”

  And he pulled out the map of Lumley’s new estate. “The Orkney Islands, above Scotland. We shall be on the northernmost isle. I’ve already dubbed the house ‘Castle Natasha.’ It’s not a castle, really, more a humble abode, but we don’t need anything but love to survive, do we, my dear?”

  Natasha sucked in a breath. “Over my dead body shall I move there.”

  Nicholas chuckled. “Of course you shall.” He folded the map and put it back in his pocket. “It’s heaven on earth, even if it is a bit cold.”

  He sniffed and looked about the room.

  Natasha was staring at him as if she’d seen a ghost. “What about Seaward Hall?”

  “I sold it,” he said. “I want to carry you even farther away, where I can have you all to myself. Oh, and did I tell you about the sheep? The corgis will herd them every day.”

  “My corgis do not herd anything,” she said. “They’re too delicate, and they know nothing of herding.�
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  “It’s in their blood,” Nicholas said. “They’ll be outside, mucking about. No time for walks in prams.”

  “I tell you—” Her voice had a dangerous edge to it.

  Nicholas placed a finger over her mouth. “You’re simply gorgeous when you speak of your dogs,” he whispered. “In fact, I wrote you a poem. Shall I recite it?”

  “Shut up,” Natasha said through gritted teeth. “I abhor your obsequious manner. You are the Duke of Drummond. You’re cold and haughty, like me.”

  He shook his head. “That was a façade, my dear. All a façade. It came crumbling down”—he looked deep into her flat, dark eyes and felt his first bit of acting nerves—“when I, um, met you.”

  The princess’s lip curled up in a sneer. “This is a massive joke,” she said. “You’re trying to rid yourself of me. Well, it shall never happen. You are mine. Forever.”

  And she flounced off.

  Blast.

  What was he to do now? He had a vision of the future—in it, he was buried up to the neck in corgis.

  A bleak weariness settled over him.

  “Hello, Duke.”

  He turned around.

  Poppy.

  It was like sunshine had come out and blown away all the gray clouds. She was stunning tonight in a Grecian-style gown that made her look like Artemis, goddess of the hunt. She was also more beautiful—and intimidating—than he’d ever seen her.

  He bowed. “Good evening, Lady Poppy.” He realized his tone was cold, but how else was he to act around the only woman in the world who’d made him think twice about staying a dangerous, aloof bachelor?

  “Congratulations on your betrothal,” she said. “I wish you many years of happiness with the princess … and her dogs.”

  Nicholas merely scowled. He could think of no reply suitable for her ears.

  Poppy lifted her chin and moved past him, and he caught a whiff of her familiar, intoxicating scent.

  He couldn’t think of her right now. He had to focus on his plan.

  On his duty.

  The dancing began, and Natasha returned to his side and insisted they participate. He’d never been more glum. Duty couldn’t be this. It couldn’t be dancing with a Russian princess who was glowering at you and stepping on your feet. Could it?

  If it was, why was it sitting so heavily on his shoulders? Why could he not embrace it the way he always had before?

  At one point, he was paired in a quadrille with Lady Beatrice.

  She smiled at him. “Remember what I said, Drummond? If you’re worthy of Poppy, we’ll help you. The best way we can do that is to assure her you’re made of stern stuff and not Natasha’s toy. Prove us right.”

  And then she was whisked away.

  Natasha’s toy.

  Ha.

  He’d prove to the world he wasn’t Natasha’s toy, all right.

  The next moment, he was joined in the dance by Lady Eleanor.

  “Poppy’s a woman who knows her mind,” she said. “She’s loyal and steadfast and brave. I trust you’ll show her you’re the same.”

  And then she was twirled into another man’s arms.

  Nicholas wasn’t happy. He didn’t like his integrity questioned. But he must admit that Ladies Eleanor and Beatrice had a point. Tonight was the night he must take charge of his fate and not let it rest in the hands of Natasha or Groop.

  He danced with his traitorous fiancée next.

  Nicholas cleared his throat. “You’ve used my brother grievously to entrap me.”

  Her eyes widened. “How can you believe anything Frank says?”

  “And you’re a threat to Lady Poppy. What were you going to do once you put her in that barrel? Kill her?”

  “That’s outrageous,” she sputtered.

  “It doesn’t matter. I’ll play your game tonight, but no more. We’re not engaged nor shall we ever be.”

  She opened her mouth to say something more, but then he spun her away … out of his arms.

  And if he had anything to do with it, out of his life.

  He watched Poppy now talking to someone on the other side of the ballroom. She knew he was to retrieve the painting tonight for the Service. Yet she didn’t appear to be bothered. She’d always wanted to assist him—she’d begged him, as a matter of fact.

  He must find out the reason for her nonchalance.

  Interrupting her conversation with an elderly widow, he said, “Lady Poppy, might I have a word?”

  The elderly widow’s jaw dropped. “But aren’t you not speaking to each other?”

  “You’re correct,” said Poppy, “but unlike some people I know who simply talk about taking risks, I believe in actually taking them”—she cast a challenging look his way—“so I shall speak to him, after all.”

  “What was that about?” he asked, dragging her away. “I take risks. All the time.”

  “Is that so,” she said coolly, and wouldn’t look at him.

  He felt himself getting angry. “Yes, it’s so.”

  She shrugged. “You could have fooled me.”

  “I’m taking a massive risk this evening,” he said, “and you no longer care?”

  “Why should I?”

  “Because you wanted to help me take it.”

  She put a delicate hand on her hip. “Why should you be concerned what I think? You threw me over, so the way I see it, I’m no longer your fiancée. My life is none of your business.”

  “You’re right to be angry about Natasha. But all that happened before I met you.”

  Her emerald eyes blazed. “You told me to trust you. I did. I trusted you with my heart. I told you I was a Spinster. That I deserved respect. That I would settle for nothing less than love. Yet love doesn’t interest you, does it, Drummond? You used me, the same way you apparently used Natasha.”

  And she strode off.

  “Wait a bloody minute,” he called after her. “I didn’t throw you over. I told you I’d marry you. You were the one who said you were going to get out of our arrangement, no matter what.”

  But she ignored him.

  The scamp.

  She looked luscious in that gown. He was angry with her and mesmerized by her all at the same time. He wanted her.

  Dammit, he didn’t only want her. He loved Lady Poppy Smith-Barnes—every annoying, charming, delicious inch of her.

  Why had it taken him so long to figure that out?

  He caught up with her again. She yanked her arm back and tried to get away, but he wouldn’t let her. Instead, he looked her up and down, soaking in her beauty, but, even more, her strong spirit. “I’m not going to marry Natasha. I couldn’t possibly have fathered her child. Whatever you hear tonight, don’t believe it.”

  “That’s your concern, not mine,” she said stoutly.

  The little spitfire. How he craved her good opinion again!

  She pushed an index finger on his chest. “Lord Eversly has asked me to marry him.” Her tone was defiant. “And I’m to give him my answer before the first waltz.”

  Everything seemed to stop.

  “Don’t marry him,” Nicholas said right away. “Remain a spinster—a luscious, fiery Spinster—and wait for a man who’s worthy of you. However long it takes.”

  It wasn’t he. Not yet.

  But it would be.

  He would prove himself worthy.

  He had no choice but to trust her to wait and believe he was the only man for her. It was the hardest thing he’d ever done, but he turned and walked away again, and all the while he was thinking of her, not of his duty.

  He must think of her. He would think of her right now. In fact, he intended to think about her—and eat with her and sleep with her and frolic with her—for the rest of their lives.

  Because they’d be together.

  Happily married.

  His duty to the Service and his obligation to Operation Pink Lady were important, yes. They had their place in the great scheme of things. But he had a higher duty to live th
e life he was meant to live. And an even greater duty to his heart. He was still going to retrieve the painting, but now he’d do it for Poppy. Forget the MR and to hell with Groop’s orders.

  Operation Get Poppy Back was officially under way.

  CHAPTER 44

  “Nicholas!” Poppy called after him. She could hardly breathe.

  He turned around for a split second and they locked eyes.

  “I want to remind you of something you once told me.” Her hands trembled, so she grabbed bunches of her gown. “You said taking chances is part of the fun—what makes life exciting. You like surprises, don’t you?”

  “Of course.” His mouth curved up. “They keep one on one’s toes.”

  “Don’t forget that,” she advised him.

  “Don’t you forget, either.” He gave her a mock bow and disappeared into the crowd.

  “Oh, I won’t!” she yelled, and hopped on her toes to get a last look at him in his normal state of utterly confident complacency.

  Because he was going to get quite a surprise. He had no idea how big, but it was huge.

  Huge!

  She couldn’t wait to tell him the whole thing, but she’d decided to tell him the first part tonight and save the rest for later—if there was a later.

  A later that involved disrobing, especially.

  She hoped there’d be a later, but how could there be?

  He hadn’t asked her to marry him when she’d told him about Eversly’s proposal.

  He’d simply told her to wait.

  For what?

  For him?

  If so, why hadn’t he asked her to wait for him outright?

  She bit the tip of her finger. Perhaps she was supposed to read between the lines. He was a secret agent, after all, and she was a brilliant decoder.

  Or could it have been her overactive, fanciful imagination attributing all sorts of lovely thoughts to him that simply didn’t exist?

  No more fairy tales, she’d told herself. And here she was indulging in them again.

  Natasha came up to her and raked her with a scornful glance. “You told me long ago you’d be here with your future husband. And that you would kiss him in front of all the company. But you certainly look all alone and invisible to me.”