The Prisoner of Zenda

by Энтони Хоуп

  Accordingly at Zenda I got out, and as the train passed where I stood on the platform, I saw my friend Madame de Mauban in her place; clearly she was going through to Strelsau, having, with more providence than I could boast, secured apartments there. I smiled to think how surprised George Featherly would have been to know that she and I had been fellow travellers for so long.

  I was very kindly received at the hotel-it was really no more than an inn-kept by a fat old lady and her two daughters. They were good, quiet people, and seemed very little interested in the great doings at Strelsau. The old lady's hero was the duke, for he was now, under the late King's will, master of the Zenda estates and of the Castle, which rose grandly on its steep hill at the end of the valley a mile or so from the inn. The old lady, indeed, did not hesitate to express regret that the duke was not on the throne, instead of his brother.

  "We know Duke Michael," said she. "He has always lived among us; every Ruritanian knows Duke Michael. But the King is almost a stranger; he has been so much abroad, not one in ten knows him even by sight."

  "And now," chimed in one of the young women, "they say he has shaved off his beard, so that no one at all knows him."

  "Shaved his beard!" exclaimed her mother. "Who says so?"

  "Johann, the duke's keeper. He has seen the King."

  "Ah, yes. The King, sir, is now at the duke's hunting-lodge in the forest here; from here he goes to Strelsau to be crowned on Wednesday morning."

  I was interested to hear this, and made up my mind to walk next day in the direction of the lodge, on the chance of coming across the King. The old lady ran on garrulously: "Ah, and I wish he would stay at his hunting-that and wine (and one thing more) are all he loves, they say-and suffer our duke to be crowned on Wednesday. That I wish, and I don't care who knows it."

  "Hush, mother!" urged the daughters.

  "Oh, there's many to think as I do!" cried the old woman stubbornly.

  I threw myself back in my deep armchair, and laughed at her zeal.

  "For my part," said the younger and prettier of the two daughters, a fair, buxom, smiling wench, "I hate Black Michael! A red Elphberg for me, mother! The King, they say, is as red as a fox or as-"

  And she laughed mischievously as she cast a glance at me, and tossed her head at her sister's reproving face.

  "Many a man has cursed their red hair before now," muttered the old lady-and I remembered James, fifth Earl of Burlesdon.

  "But never a woman!" cried the girl.

  "Ay, and women, when it was too late," was the stern answer, reducing the girl to silence and blushes.

  "How comes the King here?" I asked, to break an embarrassed silence. "It is the duke's land here, you say."

  "The duke invited him, sir, to rest here till Wednesday. The duke is at Strelsau, preparing the King's reception."

  "Then they're friends?"

  "None better," said the old lady.

  But my rosy damsel tossed her head again; she was not to be repressed for long, and she broke out again:

  "Ay, they love one another as men do who want the same place and the same wife!"

  The old woman glowered; but the last words pricked my curiosity, and I interposed before she could begin scolding:

  "What, the same wife, too! How's that, young lady?"

  "All the world knows that Black Michael-well then, mother, the duke-would give his soul to marry his cousin, the Princess Flavia, and that she is to be the queen."

  "Upon my word," said I, "I begin to be sorry for your duke. But if a man will be a younger son, why he must take what the elder leaves, and be as thankful to God as he can;" and, thinking of myself, I shrugged my shoulders and laughed. And then I thought also of Antoinette de Mauban and her journey to Strelsau.

  "It's little dealing Black Michael has with-" began the girl, braving her mother's anger; but as she spoke a heavy step sounded on the floor, and a gruff voice asked in a threatening tone:

  "Who talks of 'Black Michael' in his Highness's own burgh?"

  The girl gave a little shriek, half of fright-half, I think, of amusement.

  "You'll not tell of me, Johann?" she said.

  "See where your chatter leads," said the old lady.

  The man who had spoken came forward.

  "We have company, Johann," said my hostess, and the fellow plucked off his cap. A moment later he saw me, and, to my amazement, he started back a step, as though he had seen something wonderful.

  "What ails you, Johann?" asked the elder girl. "This is a gentleman on his travels, come to see the coronation."

  The man had recovered himself, but he was staring at me with an intense, searching, almost fierce glance.

  "Good evening to you," said I.

  "Good evening, sir," he muttered, still scrutinizing me, and the merry girl began to laugh as she called-"See, Johann, it is the colour you love! He started to see your hair, sir. It's not the colour we see most of here in Zenda."

  "I crave your pardon, sir," stammered the fellow, with puzzled eyes. "I expected to see no one."

  "Give him a glass to drink my health in; and I'll bid you good night, and thanks to you, ladies, for your courtesy and pleasant conversation."

  So speaking, I rose to my feet, and with a slight bow turned to the door. The young girl ran to light me on the way, and the man fell back to let me pass, his eyes still fixed on me. The moment I was by, he started a step forward, asking:

  "Pray, sir, do you know our King?"

  "I never saw him," said I. "I hope to do so on Wednesday."

  He said no more, but I felt his eyes following me till the door closed behind me. My saucy conductor, looking over her shoulder at me as she preceded me upstairs, said:

  "There's no pleasing Master Johann for one of your colour, sir."

  "He prefers yours, maybe?" I suggested.

  "I meant, sir, in a man," she answered, with a coquettish glance.

  "What," asked I, taking hold of the other side of the candlestick, "does colour matter in a man?"

  "Nay, but I love yours-it's the Elphberg red."

  "Colour in a man," said I, "is a matter of no more moment than that!" — and I gave her something of no value.

  "God send the kitchen door be shut!" said she.

  "Amen!" said I, and left her.

  In fact, however, as I now know, colour is sometimes of considerable moment to a man.

  Chapter 3

  A Merry Evening with a Distant Relative

  I was not so unreasonable as to be prejudiced against the duke's keeper because he disliked my complexion; and if I had been, his most civil and obliging conduct (as it seemed to me to be) next morning would have disarmed me. Hearing that I was bound for Strelsau, he came to see me while I was breakfasting, and told me that a sister of his who had married a well-to-do tradesman and lived in the capital, had invited him to occupy a room in her house. He had gladly accepted, but now found that his duties would not permit of his absence. He begged therefore that, if such humble (though, as he added, clean and comfortable) lodgings would satisfy me, I would take his place. He pledged his sister's acquiescence, and urged the inconvenience and crowding to which I should be subject in my journeys to and from Strelsau the next day.

  I accepted his offer without a moment's hesitation, and he went off to telegraph to his sister, while I packed up and prepared to take the next train. But I still hankered after the forest and the hunting-lodge, and when my little maid told me that I could, by walking ten miles or so through the forest, hit the railway at a roadside station, I decided to send my luggage direct to the address which Johann had given, take my walk, and follow to Strelsau myself. Johann had gone off and was not aware of the change in my plans; but, as its only effect was to delay my arrival at his sister's for a few hours, there was no reason for troubling to inform him of it. Doubtless the good lady would waste no anxiety on my account.

  I took an early luncheon, and, having bidden my kind entertainers farewell, promising to return to them o
n my way home, I set out to climb the hill that led to the Castle, and thence to the forest of Zenda.

  Half an hour's leisurely walking brought me to the Castle. It had been a fortress in old days, and the ancient keep was still in good preservation and very imposing. Behind it stood another portion of the original castle, and behind that again, and separated from it by a deep and broad moat, which ran all round the old buildings, was a handsome modern chateau, erected by the last king, and now forming the country residence of the Duke of Strelsau. The old and the new portions were connected by a drawbridge, and this indirect mode of access formed the only passage between the old building and the outer world; but leading to the modern chateau there was a broad and handsome avenue. It was an ideal residence: when "Black Michael" desired company, he could dwell in his chateau; if a fit of misanthropy seized him, he had merely to cross the bridge and draw it up after him (it ran on rollers), and nothing short of a regiment and a train of artillery could fetch him out. I went on my way, glad that poor Black Michael, though he could not have the throne or the princess, had, at least, as fine a residence as any prince in Europe.

  Soon I entered the forest, and walked on for an hour or more in its cool sombre shade. The great trees enlaced with one another over my head, and the sunshine stole through in patches as bright as diamonds, and hardly bigger. I was enchanted with the place, and, finding a felled tree-trunk, propped my back against it, and stretching my legs out gave myself up to undisturbed contemplation of the solemn beauty of the woods and to the comfort of a good cigar. And when the cigar was finished and I had (I suppose) inhaled as much beauty as I could, I went off into the most delightful sleep, regardless of my train to Strelsau and of the fast-waning afternoon. To remember a train in such a spot would have been rank sacrilege. Instead of that, I fell to dreaming that I was married to the Princess Flavia and dwelt in the Castle of Zenda, and beguiled whole days with my love in the glades of the forest-which made a very pleasant dream. In fact, I was just impressing a fervent kiss on the charming lips of the princess, when I heard (and the voice seemed at first a part of the dream) someone exclaim, in rough strident tones.

  "Why, the devil's in it! Shave him, and he'd be the King!"

  The idea seemed whimsical enough for a dream: by the sacrifice of my heavy moustache and carefully pointed imperial, I was to be transformed into a monarch! I was about to kiss the princess again, when I arrived (very reluctantly) at the conclusion that I was awake.

  I opened my eyes, and found two men regarding me with much curiosity.

  Both wore shooting costumes and carried guns. One was rather short and very stoutly built, with a big bullet-shaped head, a bristly grey moustache, and small pale-blue eyes, a trifle bloodshot. The other was a slender young fellow, of middle height, dark in complexion, and bearing himself with grace and distinction. I set the one down as an old soldier: the other for a gentleman accustomed to move in good society, but not unused to military life either. It turned out afterwards that my guess was a good one.

  The elder man approached me, beckoning the younger to follow. He did so, courteously raising his hat. I rose slowly to my feet.

  "He's the height, too!" I heard the elder murmur, as he surveyed my six feet two inches of stature. Then, with a cavalier touch of the cap, he addressed me:

  "May I ask your name?"

  "As you have taken the first step in the acquaintance, gentlemen," said I, with a smile, "suppose you give me a lead in the matter of names."

  The young man stepped forward with a pleasant smile.

  "This," said he, "is Colonel Sapt, and I am called Fritz von Tarlenheim: we are both in the service of the King of Ruritania."

  I bowed and, baring my head, answered:

  "I am Rudolf Rassendyll. I am a traveller from England; and once for a year or two I held a commission from her Majesty the Queen."

  "Then we are all brethren of the sword," answered Tarlenheim, holding out his hand, which I took readily.

  "Rassendyll, Rassendyll!" muttered Colonel Sapt; then a gleam of intelligence flitted across his face.

  "By Heaven!" he cried, "you're of the Burlesdons?"

  "My brother is now Lord Burlesdon," said I.

  "Thy head betrayeth thee," he chuckled, pointing to my uncovered poll.

  "Why, Fritz, you know the story?"

  The young man glanced apologetically at me. He felt a delicacy which my sister-in-law would have admired. To put him at his ease, I remarked with a smile:

  "Ah! the story is known here as well as among us, it seems."

  "Known!" cried Sapt. "If you stay here, the deuce a man in all Ruritania will doubt of it-or a woman either."

  I began to feel uncomfortable. Had I realized what a very plainly written pedigree I carried about with me, I should have thought long before I visited Ruritania. However, I was in for it now.

  At this moment a ringing voice sounded from the wood behind us:

  "Fritz, Fritz! where are you, man?"

  Tarlenheim started, and said hastily:

  "It's the King!"

  Old Sapt chuckled again.

  Then a young man jumped out from behind the trunk of a tree and stood beside us. As I looked at him, I uttered an astonished cry; and he, seeing me, drew back in sudden wonder. Saving the hair on my face and a manner of conscious dignity which his position gave him, saving also that he lacked perhaps half an inch-nay, less than that, but still something-of my height, the King of Ruritania might have been Rudolf Rassendyll, and I, Rudolf, the King.

  For an instant we stood motionless, looking at one another. Then I bared my head again and bowed respectfully. The King found his voice, and asked in bewilderment:

  "Colonel-Fritz-who is this gentleman?"

  I was about to answer, when Colonel Sapt stepped between the King and me, and began to talk to his Majesty in a low growl. The King towered over Sapt, and, as he listened, his eyes now and again sought mine.

  I looked at him long and carefully. The likeness was certainly astonishing, though I saw the points of difference also. The King's face was slightly more fleshy than mine, the oval of its contour the least trifle more pronounced, and, as I fancied, his mouth lacking something of the firmness (or obstinacy) which was to be gathered from my close-shutting lips. But, for all that, and above all minor distinctions, the likeness rose striking, salient, wonderful.

  Sapt ceased speaking, and the King still frowned. Then, gradually, the corners of his mouth began to twitch, his nose came down (as mine does when I laugh), his eyes twinkled, and, behold! he burst into the merriest fit of irrepressible laughter, which rang through the woods and proclaimed him a jovial soul.

  "Well met, cousin!" he cried, stepping up to me, clapping me on the back, and laughing still. "You must forgive me if I was taken aback. A man doesn't expect to see double at this time of day, eh, Fritz?"

  "I must pray pardon, sire, for my presumption," said I. "I trust it will not forfeit your Majesty's favour."

  "By Heaven! you'll always enjoy the King's countenance," he laughed, "whether I like it or not; and, sir, I shall very gladly add to it what services I can. Where are you travelling to?"

  "To Strelsau, sire-to the coronation."

  The King looked at his friends: he still smiled, though his expression hinted some uneasiness. But the humorous side of the matter caught him again.

  "Fritz, Fritz!" he cried, "a thousand crowns for a sight of brother Michael's face when he sees a pair of us!" and the merry laugh rang out again.

  "Seriously," observed Fritz von Tarlenheim, "I question Mr. Rassendyll's wisdom in visiting Strelsau just now."

  The King lit a cigarette.

  "Well, Sapt?" said he, questioningly.

  "He mustn't go," growled the old fellow.

  "Come, colonel, you mean that I should be in Mr. Rassendyll's debt, if-"

  "Oh, ay! wrap it up in the right way," said Sapt, hauling a great pipe out of his pocket.

  "Enough, sire," said I. "I'll leave Ruritania
today."

  "No, by thunder, you shan't-and that's sans phrase, as Sapt likes it.

  For you shall dine with me tonight, happen what will afterwards. Come, man, you don't meet a new relation every day!"

  "We dine sparingly tonight," said Fritz von Tarlenheim.

  "Not we-with our new cousin for a guest!" cried the King; and, as Fritz shrugged his shoulders, he added: "Oh! I'll remember our early start, Fritz."

  "So will I-tomorrow morning," said old Sapt, pulling at his pipe.

  "O wise old Sapt!" cried the King. "Come, Mr. Rassendyll-by the way, what name did they give you?"

  "Your Majesty's," I answered, bowing.

  "Well, that shows they weren't ashamed of us," he laughed. "Come, then, cousin Rudolf; I've got no house of my own here, but my dear brother Michael lends us a place of his, and we'll make shift to entertain you there;" and he put his arm through mine and, signing to the others to accompany us, walked me off, westerly, through the forest.

  We walked for more than half an hour, and the King smoked cigarettes and chattered incessantly. He was full of interest in my family, laughed heartily when I told him of the portraits with Elphberg hair in our galleries, and yet more heartily when he heard that my expedition to Ruritania was a secret one.

  "You have to visit your disreputable cousin on the sly, have you?" said he.

  Suddenly emerging from the wood, we came on a small and rude hunting-lodge. It was a one-storey building, a sort of bungalow, built entirely of wood. As we approached it, a little man in a plain livery came out to meet us. The only other person I saw about the place was a fat elderly woman, whom I afterwards discovered to be the mother of Johann, the duke's keeper.