No True Echo

by Gareth P. Jones

  Contents

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  The National Museum Of Echo Technology

  Scarlett White

  The Value Of Community

  Embracing the Chaos

  Something Strange

  Something Nothingy

  Cornishstein

  Consequences Of Actions

  The Meaning Of Accidents

  A Choice Of Biscuits

  Melancholy and Despairing

  Conspiracy Theories

  Plausible Lies

  A Picture Of Regret

  A Buried Book

  The Word Protocol

  Cat Theft

  A Cat Called Rascal

  The Green Door

  The Reclamation Of Sense

  A Night At the Hospital

  Thursday Again

  Same Old, Same Old

  Monstrous Things

  Lauren Bliss

  Reality and Emotions

  History Matters

  The Time Particle

  Temporal Coma

  Possibility Of Parenthood

  The Ugliness Of Regret

  The Love Of Heights

  The Eta

  Second Saturday

  Echo Jumping

  A Scientific Demonstration

  An Altered Version

  The Resilience Of Ruby Dane

  Third Thursday

  The Middle Of Nowhere

  Ask Yourself Who’s Laughing

  Questions and Answers

  Which You Are You?

  The Trial

  A Life With Melody

  Death and Ignominy

  The Centre Of the Universe

  History Of the Future

  Chips Again

  Beginning At the End

  A Picture Of Frustration

  Death Drop Point

  The End Of Eddie Dane

  Echo Freefalling

  Manipulation

  The End Of the World

  Final Chips

  Thurseaber

  The Testimony Of Mr Edward Dane

  The Beginning

  Acknowledgements

  Also By Gareth P. Jones

  Gareth P. Jones

  Copyright

  For Patrick Yarker

  An inspirational English teacher

  It was the offspring of happy days,

  when death and grief were but words,

  which found no true echo in my heart.

  Mary Shelley on Frankenstein

  The National Museum of Echo Technology

  Since the trial, Liphook had found herself feeling increasingly nostalgic. She didn’t like it. All the other pensioners on the coach might have been content to witter on about the old days but Liphook had never been interested in looking back.

  Only now that her memories were shifting and twisting did it feel important to try to cling on to the truth. A part of her hoped that by remembering, she would be able to make it more real.

  She stared out at the lush landscape of Wellcome Valley. It had always bored her. The coach followed the winding valley road, passing rolling hills, tall trees and fast-flowing rivers.

  All of it so very dull.

  ‘You have arrived at the National Museum of Echo Technology,’ said the electronic announcement when the coach pulled into the car park.

  Liphook waited for all the old people to shuffle off before standing up and making her way along the aisle. Every step hurt.

  ‘Do you need a hand, love?’ asked the driver.

  ‘I’m fine,’ she replied quickly. She didn’t want the driver’s sympathy. She climbed off the coach and prayed that her legs didn’t give up on her and justify his concerns. The doctors had recommended walking with a stick. All that technology at their disposal and that’s all they could suggest. A stick. Liphook refused to walk with a stick.

  By the time she reached the edge of the car park, the pensioners were already in the queue at the bottom of the steps. She recalled how different it had been when she had first visited the place. There had been a field where the car park now stood. The trees that lined the field had been chopped down and steps built where there had been a slope. During the trial, she had explained how one of the rainiest months since records began had made the slope muddy and treacherous, but now that she tried to bring it to mind, she couldn’t even remember what month it had been.

  ‘Can I help you?’ The enthusiastic young man wore a bright orange T-shirt with the logo of an arrow doubling back on itself to form a globe. ‘There’s an escalator a little further along.’

  ‘I’m fine.’ Liphook went to step down but her leg wobbled and her body lurched forward. With no handrail, she would have fallen if the young man hadn’t caught her. He was stronger than he looked. Or she was lighter than she realised.

  ‘Thank you,’ she muttered.

  ‘Please, I’m supposed to look busy,’ said the young man. ‘Would you mind letting me walk down with you? Otherwise they’ll have me picking up rubbish again.’

  Liphook nodded and held out her arm, but her pride prevented her acknowledging his kindness. Slowly they made their way down the steps together.

  ‘Have you come far today?’ asked the man.

  ‘It feels like a long way, yes,’ said Liphook. ‘You live here in the valley, do you?’

  ‘Yes. It’s beautiful this time of year.’

  ‘It won’t last.’

  The man caught her eye but found no indication that she was joking. Liphook had always hated Wellcome Valley, even during the summer months when she first arrived.

  At the bottom of the steps, she looked at the queue snaking around the side of the building.

  ‘Will it take long?’ she asked.

  ‘Oh, that’s the queue for the general public,’ said the young man. ‘Special guests like you can go straight in.’

  For a moment, Liphook wondered if he had recognised her, but from the way he winked she understood that he was being kind again.

  ‘Thank you,’ she said. As a police officer, she had been used to jumping queues so felt no embarrassment about it.

  She sat down on a bench inside the museum while the young man purchased her ticket.

  ‘Would you like me to accompany you?’ he asked when he returned. ‘After all, I am here to help.’ He turned around, revealing the back of his T-shirt with the words: Any Questions? ‘Is there any specific reason for your visit today?’

  ‘I’ve been here before,’ said Liphook.

  ‘Well, you’ll find we’ve got a lot of new features. The aim is to keep up with the technology and ensure that the museum stays relevant.’

  ‘It’s hard to stay relevant,’ she replied before accepting the man’s help to stand. Together they went through a door into a room full of scientific equipment. The hologram of an annoyingly cheerful woman greeted them.

  ‘Hello,’ it said, ‘welcome to the discovery room, where Professor David Maguire created the first time particle accelerator, also known as an echo —’

  ‘Can you turn that off?’ interrupted Liphook grumpily.

  The hologram vanished.

  ‘Sorry,’ said the man. ‘So this room has been recreated exactly as it would have been when Professor Maguire was working here.’

  ‘It looks different to me,’ said Liphook.

  ‘Really? Because I’ve seen footage and I think they’ve done an amazing job,’ said the young man.

  ‘It’s not the same,’ said Liphook.

  ‘When exactly did you come here?’

  ‘Before it was a museum,’ replied Liphook.

  The young man looked at her with renewed interest. ‘What’s different?’ he asked. ‘I’m sure our experts would love to speak
to an actual eyewitness. They’re always looking for ways to make it more authentic.’

  ‘As I recall, there was more blood,’ said Liphook.

  Scarlett White

  It was another miserable day in the valley. The sky was so dark I wondered if the sun had bothered to rise at all that morning. The long winter term had already dragged on for ever and we weren’t even halfway through yet. I could hardly remember the summer holidays, and those blue skies were now hidden behind a thick layer of cloud that rolled over the mountaintops.

  No matter how far back I stood in the bus shelter it was impossible to avoid getting wet. When the bus arrived, its front wheel hit a large puddle, ensuring that any part of me that had been dry was now wet.

  ‘Ready, Eddie?’ said the driver. ‘Then jump on board and hold on steady, Eddie.’

  Bill, the bus driver, made the same journey every day along the winding road that connected the towns, villages and clusters of houses of the valley. He had rhyming greetings for all the pupils. They were set on the first day he picked you up and remained unchanged until the last day he dropped you off.

  I found my usual seat next to Angus.

  ‘Morning,’ he said. ‘Anything amazing to report?’

  ‘Funny you should ask,’ I replied. ‘Last night I caught a jet to Hawaii. First class, of course. I joined a circus, learned to juggle fire, ate the world’s biggest hamburger and wrestled a live bear.’

  ‘Better than a dead one.’

  ‘A dead one would have been easier.’

  Angus smiled. ‘I’ve been busy finalising the project,’ he said.

  ‘Finalising the project,’ I repeated. He made it sound like we were working on some kind of secret government mission rather than climbing trees.

  ‘That’s right,’ he said, ignoring my sarcasm. ‘You and I are going to attempt the Ten Top Challenge – something never attempted before.’

  ‘Maybe that’s because it’s pointless.’

  ‘Pointless? Was it pointless to climb Everest? Was it pointless to reach the North Pole or land on the moon? No. It needed to be done, as does this. Ten trees, seven days, us two. This, my soggy friend, is the stuff of dreams.’

  ‘Who dreams about climbing trees?’ I said, knowing the answer full well. Angus dreamed about climbing trees. He had spent weeks preparing for this half term, identifying the ten tallest trees in the valley and setting us the challenge of climbing every one. I never understood his obsession but, since I could never think of anything better to do, I went with him, although I was more cautious than him and often insisted we stop and go back down.

  The valley was such a boring place that you had to go out of your way to find anything even remotely thrilling to do, which might also have explained Bill’s driving. He rarely slowed down for corners but even he had to lift his foot off the accelerator when it came to one sharp turn. We all called it Death Drop Point because, even though it was more of a big slope than a sudden drop, there was a story about a woman who lost control of her car once and drove over the edge. Her name was Melody Dane. She was my mother.

  Angus drew a face in the condensation with his index finger. Two large droplets ran down from the lips and made it look like a vampire. Bill slammed on the brakes and stopped the bus, sending us into the seats in front.

  ‘One of these days he’ll kill someone,’ said Angus.

  ‘I wonder why we’re stopping here?’ I said.

  ‘We must have a newbie.’ Angus wiped away the vampire face. ‘Funny day to start school, the Thursday before half term.’

  A girl stepped onto the bus. Her coat hood hid her face but her red, curly hair poked out the sides.

  ‘Wellcome Valley School?’ said Bill.

  ‘Yes,’ she replied.

  ‘That’s lucky because it’s the only place we go.’ Bill looked as though he was hoping for some acknowledgment of what he considered a joke, but none came. ‘What’s your name, then?’

  ‘Scarlett White.’

  It was a credit to Bill’s rhyme-making abilities that he barely needed time to think about it. ‘All right, Miss White, take a seat and hold on tight.’

  The girl pushed her hood back, allowing her hair to drop onto her shoulders and turning my brain to mush. This girl with her yellow raincoat, red hair and green-blue eyes was the single most colourful thing I had ever seen in our grey valley. I must have been staring because she threw me a funny look before sitting in the seat in front of us.

  Angus leaned forward and said, ‘That’s set in stone now.’

  ‘What?’ The girl turned to look at him between the seats.

  ‘Bill’s rhyme. Every time you get on the bus you’ll hear that. Until the end of time. He’s got a memory like an elephant.’

  ‘And the driving skills of one too,’ replied the girl as the bus lurched sharply around a corner.

  Angus elbowed me, but I was still trying to remember how to talk. The girl turned back around and Angus nudged me again.

  ‘Where did you come from?’ I blurted out.

  It came out wrong. It sounded like I was accusing her of having jumped out from a hiding spot. I put the emphasis on ‘you’ when it should have been on any other word in what had been a stupid question in the first place.

  The girl didn’t seem to notice and replied, ‘I just moved here.’

  ‘Then welcome to Wellcome Valley,’ said Angus. ‘Wherever you’ve come from, it won’t compare to the thrills and spills that await you here. We’ve got it all, haven’t we, Eddie?’

  I smiled stupidly.

  Angus continued. ‘Oh yes, we’ve got rain, clouds, sheep, hills, trees. I could go on but, well … that’s it, isn’t it, Eddie?’ Angus chuckled. ‘In fact, sometimes we get worried we’re going to burst with excitement, don’t we, Eddie?’

  Why did every single one of Angus’s statements have to end with a question directed at me? Couldn’t he see I had lost the ability to speak?

  I was grateful when the girl responded. ‘It seems okay here to me.’

  Angus snorted. ‘Okay? You’ve arrived in literally the dullest place on the planet and you think it seems okay. Just you wait, eh, Eddie?’

  The Value of Community

  A couple of months into Liphook’s first job on the Wellcome Valley police force, Sergeant Copeland had asked her to go and talk to a hall full of school children about the value of community.

  She had never been comfortable speaking to a crowd so watched with dread as the children filed into the hall. Back then Liphook was young, eager and ambitious, and Wellcome Valley was the last place she wanted to be. One day she hoped to become a detective and solve real crimes, just like her fictional heroes who had inspired her to join the force, but first she had to get through this school assembly.

  ‘How long have you been teaching at the school?’ she asked Mrs Lewis, the deputy head.

  ‘Fifteen years,’ she replied, twitching her head and scowling at children in that way Liphook remembered teachers doing when she was at school.

  ‘Fifteen years,’ repeated Liphook, hoping the horror in her voice wasn’t too obvious.

  ‘Yes, I was a student at the school too. Wellcome Valley is one of those places that seeps into your pores.’

  A shiver ran down PC Liphook’s back at the thought of this dull place infecting her blood. Personally, she intended to get out as soon as possible.

  Once the hall was full, Mrs Lewis gave a short introduction, warning the children to listen, and Liphook began.

  ‘Community,’ she said. ‘Who can tell me what that word means?’

  Not a single hand went up.

  ‘Come on,’ said Mrs Lewis with an exasperated sigh.

  Three children raised their hands. Liphook pointed at them, one at a time and they gave their answers.

  ‘Looking out for each other.’

  ‘Being selfless.’

  ‘Sticking to the rules.’

  Liphook nodded, then looked down at her cards and talked nervousl
y about the importance of acting responsibly, being good citizens and the role of the police. Unfortunately, her planned speech was considerably shorter than the time allotted, and when she glanced at her watch she was dismayed that she had barely filled ten minutes and had run out of things to say.

  ‘Maybe we should pause here for some questions,’ she said, praying someone had a question.