The Click Trilogy
Page 4
To: Renee Greene; Mark Finlay
Subject: Re: Fwd: You seem interesting
OMG! Your mom would be gushing right now if she knew about this! Go for it girl!
From: Mark Finlay – January 31, 2011 – 12:04 PM
To: Renee Greene; Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: You seem interesting
MAJOR DITTO!
From: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981 – January 31, 2011 – 12:25 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008
Subject: Re: You seem interesting
Well, hi back. Wow! 36 hour shifts. Yikes! I can’t imagine having to be coherent and on the ball for that many hours straight, especially when so much is riding on your work. It is impressive. I know you are a first year resident, but what is your specialization? What rotation are you on right now?
From: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008 – January 31, 2011 – 7:06 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Subject: Re: You seem interesting
It’s not that impressive, trust me. Tons of people do it all the time. And, at night, as long as it’s a bit quiet, I do manage to get a few hours of sleep. The worst is the waiting for the pager to go off. It’s hard to fall asleep when you fear that someone is going to go into labor and wake you up. It pretty much sucks.
From: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981 – February 1, 2011 – 9:36 AM
To: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008
Subject: Re: You seem interesting
Well, I’ll keep my fingers crossed that there aren’t any early morning deliveries. Although I must admit, it is a tad difficult to feel any sympathy for you, the doctor. I feel worse for the moms that are actually going through labor!
From: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008 – February 1, 2011 – 2:45 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Subject: Re: You seem interesting
No sympathy? Female solidarity, huh? Oh well. I guess I can see that. I was hoping that we could connect by phone – if that’s okay with you. My number is (562) 555-3490. Call me.
From: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008 – February 8, 2011 – 4:12 AM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Subject: SO SORRY
So sorry I had to rush off the phone with your earlier. We had this crazy emergency. It was a case of priapism. What’s priapism you might ask? Good question – although I hope you won’t be offended by what I’m about to say.
You know those erectile dysfunction commercials where they say you should call your doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours? Well, this 62-year-old man comes in with his “girlfriend” – which is code for hooker – and an erection that won’t go down. He had to be rushed into surgery before he literally exploded. From a medical standpoint, it was fascinating and a great learning experience. From a general standpoint, it was hilarious!
So, I’m just getting back. Fortunately, my shift ends at 7:00. I figured I didn’t want to sleep for a few hours because it will make it oh so much harder to fall asleep when I get home.
And, I really don’t know if I could sleep because I’m still in absolute shock that we went to the same Jewish sleep-away camp when we were kids. I’ll have to dig up the old photos at my folks’ place and show them to you so we can figure out if you’re in any of them. Maybe this Monday night? I have the night off and was hoping to take you to dinner.
From: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 9:18 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: SO SORRY
What the #$@%? Next Monday?!? Isn’t that Valentine’s Day? Is he seriously asking me out on a first date on Valentine’s Day? This guy seems so smart, funny, interesting and normal. But this? This is three shades of crazy, no?
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 10:36 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: SO SORRY
He probably doesn’t even realize it’s V-day. He’s a guy, after all. And a busy doctor on top of that.
Maybe he’s just happy to have a night off and wants to spend it with a smart, beautiful, wonderful woman. Did you ever think of that, missy?
From: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 12:22 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: SO SORRY
Of course. You’re probably right. Well, not about that last part, but about the part of him not realizing it’s V-day. I’m going to email him back and tell him that it’s V-day and I have plans to go to Tiffany’s annual Blue Party but perhaps we can do it another time. Do you want me to bcc you?
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 12:25 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: SO SORRY
Hell ya!
From: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981 – February 8, 2011 – 12:36 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008
Bcc: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: SO SORRY
I would love to meet for dinner. You probably don’t realize it, but next Monday is Valentine’s Day. Probably not the best night to go on a first date, huh? Anyway, I have my friend Tiffany’s annual Blue Party where all of us singletons hang out, drink too much (then call in sick the next day!) and lament how “blue” we are that we don’t have dates. So, when is your next free night?
From: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008 – February 8, 2011 – 2:30 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Bcc: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: SO SORRY
Of course I know that next Monday is Valentine’s Day. I asked for the night off so I could take you out. You don’t need to be blue on Valentine’s Day. You’ve got a date.
From: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 2:35 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Do you think it’s weird that a guy wants to go on a first date on Valentine’s Day? Isn’t that a lot of pressure?
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 2:39 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Yes. That’s weird. Every guy I’ve ever met avoids V-Day like VD. In fact, I knew a guy who wouldn’t date anyone between Thanksgiving and mid-February just so he wouldn’t have to buy any Christmas or Valentine’s gifts.
From: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981 – February 8, 2011 – 2:43 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008
Bcc: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: SO SORRY
Brandon, that’s really sweet, but I think I’d be more comfortable if we waited until after Valentine’s Day. It’s just a lot of pressure. I’m sure you understand.
From: meet@choosejews.com/CSUMD1008 – February 8, 2011 – 6:20 PM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Bcc: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: SO SORRY
I’m not feeling pressured at all. If anything, I feel like I’ve known you my whole life. I know this may sound strange, but I can really see there being a future between us.
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 6:32 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
STALKER ALERT! STALKER ALERT! “Future between us”? He hasn’t even met you yet, let alone seen you naked.
From: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 6:41 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Yeah, this is WAY too much, too soon. Oh, and believe me, once they see me naked, they can’t image a future WITH me.
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 6:45 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Stop it right now. You know how I feel about you constantly putting yourself down. Now repeat after me, “I am a beautiful, smart, wonderful woman and any man would be lucky to see me naked.” (You’re a goddman supermodel for Christ sake!)
Do it. Do it! DO IT!!! I’m waiting…
Fr
om: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 6:52 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
I am a beautiful, smart, wonderful woman and any man would be lucky to see me naked.
Okay, back to the matter at hand. What do I say back?
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 8:12 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Tell him you’re feeling pressured and that this just isn’t going to work out.
From: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 8:14 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Do I need to call him or can I do it over email? As you well know, confrontation is not my strong suit.
From: Shelley Manning – February 8, 2011 – 8:17 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
Sorry sweetie, but I think you need to call him. If you hadn’t spoken to him on the phone yet, an online kiss off would be fine. You can do this!
From: Renee Greene – February 8, 2011 – 8:20 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: SO SORRY
You’re right, as usual. UGH! This is going to be painful. I’ll let you know how it goes. In the meantime, going shopping tomorrow afternoon for a blue dress for Tiff’s party.
From: Renee Greene – February 10, 2011 – 9:02 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Awkward Conversation!
Well, I finally got a hold of him. He really does work some insane hours. Let’s just say, “Yikes!”
What an awkward conversation. Long story short (I know, a rarity for me!), I explained that I was the one feeling pressured and it’s just a bit too much too soon. So, I thought it would be best if we just went our separate ways. He went on and on about how he always does this. He meets a great girl (which was weird because we haven’t even met yet!) and gets too ahead of himself and scares her off. He just kept apologizing over and over and asking if I would reconsider. Maybe he and the Cuddler need to get together for a good cry. As for me, I’m diving into a can of frosting.
From: Shelley Manning – February 11, 2011 – 10:10 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Awkward Conversation!
I’m so proud of you, sweetie. You’re really growing. (And don’t make a crack about growing width-wise from the can of frosting. I know you were thinking that.) You really are making great strides toward becoming the confident woman I know you are. Kudos!
From: Renee Greene – February 11, 2011 – 10:12 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Awkward Conversation!
Ha! The minute I read that I’m growing, of course the frosting and weight put-down came to mind. You really do know me so well! I’ll see you Sunday.
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 10:36 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: What happened last night?!?
Hey there. Why aren’t you answering your phone? Did you get lucky at Tiff’s V-Day party? I sure did. Trouble is, I can’t really remember anything after my third glass of her famous blue punch. I woke up at home – alone – but my face is all raw and blistery. Fill me in…please!
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 10:52 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
Morning, sunshine. Can’t remember a thing, huh? Well, you had quite a night. Quite a night indeed.
As I recall, when I left around 1:00 a.m. (alone!), you were on a marathon make-out session with a young man who had a wee bit of stubble. I believe he shaved that morning as he usually does. But, that darn 5:00 shadow creeks up quickly. So, that basically means your face has rug burn.
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:05 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
Marathon make-out session, huh? Sounds like me. And who, pray tell, was my partner for this prolonged pecking? Was it that shaggy-haired guy from the creative department at her ad agency? Yum! The guy who just moved into her building with the shaved head? Yum! The guy with the tattoo of the bird on this arm? Extra Yum!
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:06 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
You really don’t remember?
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:08 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
No. Should I be worried?
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:09 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
Are you sitting down?
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:10 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
Okay, you’re starting to freak me out here. Just tell me.
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:11 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
It was Mark.
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:12 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING!!!!
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:18 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
I’m sorry. But it really was Mark.
You guys both got pretty bombed. Tiff’s punch was a bit stronger than usual. He slipped a coaster under your drink, you yelled at him for being crazy and next thing we know, you two are going at it. And when I say going at it, I mean macking on each other like there was no tomorrow.
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:21 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
Oh God. Oh God. Me and Finlay. Did we sleep together? Dear God, please don’t tell me we slept together!
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:30 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
No, you didn’t sleep with him. According to Tiffany, he passed out and you got angry, called a cab and went home. If it’s any consolation, he’s a bit shaken up by your hook-up as well.
He called me this morning for a ride home from Tiffany’s. That’s where I was when you called and I couldn’t very well talk to you while in the car with him. I’m “working from home” and emailing now instead of calling because he’s in my bathroom tossing his cookies. Poor guy.
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:36 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
I feel like I’m going to toss my cookies. Not from having too much to drink, but from the thought of having hooked up with Finlay. Oh sweet lord. What the fuck was I thinking?
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:38 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
It happens to the best of us, my friend.
From: Shelley Manning – February 15, 2011 – 11:45 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
How will I ever face him again? Better yet, how can I ever face all of those people at the party who now know this shameful news? Most important, how can I look at myself in the mirror? Ugh! I’m going to take a shower and wash as much of this experience off of me as I can.
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 11:51 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: What happened last night?!?
I’m sure it will all fade into the distanc
e as an old memory. But, don’t think I’ll ever let you forget it. ;) Just kidding!
From: Ashley Price – February 15, 2011 – 2:03 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: What a spectacle!
Well, Shelley and Mark sure put on a show last night. It was quite the spectacle, wouldn’t you say?
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 3:10 PM
To: Ashley Price
Subject: Re: What a spectacle!
Yeah, it was something to say the least. I wouldn’t bring it up to either of them, though. They are both a bit shaken up. Mark is embarrassed at having a drunken hook-up at a party. You know how he prides himself on his good manners. Knowing he was involved in a sloppy make-out session in front of 40+ people is really upsetting. And, Shelley is horrified because, well, no offense to him, it’s Mark. ;)
From: Ashley Price – February 15, 2011 – 4:03 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What a spectacle!
Yeah, that was so not typical of Mark. I can see where he’s feeling a bit uncomfortable.
But, I’m not surprised about Shelley. She’s probably already worked her way through all of the men in Los Angeles and the only one left was Mark.
From: Renee Greene – February 15, 2011 – 4:10 PM
To: Ashley Price
Subject: Re: What a spectacle!
Be nice now.
So, did you meet anyone at the party? Do tell. Do tell.
From: Ashley Price – February 15, 2011 – 4:15 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: What a spectacle!
Gosh no. Tiffany is great. I adore her. But, the guys she hangs with aren’t really my type. Why can’t I just meet a normal, successful, handsome man? I’m thinking of calling Evan. Don’t judge.