The Click Trilogy
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Interested or should I move on?
From: Renee Greene – March 28, 2011 – 9:05 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Interested?
OMG! The man of my dreams is alive and well and apparently living in Reseda. Call the caterer, hem the taffeta, alert the media. The wedding is ON!
From: Shelley Manning – March 28, 2011 – 9:07 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Fwd: Interested?
Ha-Larious! Move on brother, move on!
p.s. If you think this fine specimen of a body is touching taffeta, you got another thing coming, sister!
From: Renee Greene – March 28, 2011 – 9:32 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: PER-FEC-TION!
Details, huh? Sounds like me writing to you instead of you writing to me. Normally I say that I have to live vicariously through you. But, for once in a long time, I really feel alive. So, here goes.
We met at the Wiltern about 7:30. He looked pretty much like his photo – absolutely adorable – but he seemed a bit taller than I had imagined. I think it’s just the way he carries himself. True to photo, he was cute, but not overly gorgeous. His smile is a little crooked, but he has the most unbelievable, white teeth I’ve ever seen. I was so tempted to ask if they were real, but decided that I didn’t want to spoil the illusion if they weren’t. Anyway, his hair is a lighter sandy blond than in the photo and it made him kind of look like a professional volleyball player and part-time model for sun tan lotion.
We waited outside in line for about an hour before the show started and just talked. Just like on the phone, there were never any awkward silences. We had so much in common and he was just so interesting. He is a graphic designer and has shown his work at some small galleries at Bergamot Station. How cool is that? And, because he works in the marketing area, he actually understands what I do for a living. Kudos to him.
The concert was absolutely amazing. They are such a cool band. So much like Spider Fire but definitely with their own sound. I bought their CD at the event and am listening to it now as I’m writing to you instead of reviewing focus group research findings about cooking oil [YAWN!] I just can’t seem to concentrate.
Anyway, after the concert ended, we walked across the street to a small coffee shop and had coffee. Well, he had coffee and I had a lemonade. He did sort of think it was strange that I’m 30 years old and I’ve never had a cup of coffee. But, he seemed to find it endearing. Extra points to him for that one.
Then, he walked me to my car and gave me the sweetest kiss goodnight. As I closed the door and he began to walk away, he turned around and knocked on my window. I rolled it down and – oh I’m just getting goose bumps thinking about it – he told me that he really had a great time and wanted to know when I was free for dinner. YEE HAW!
So, we have plans to go out on Wednesday. Hurrah! Do you have any idea how long it has been since I’ve been out on a second date?
From: Shelley Manning – March 28, 2011 – 11:46 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: PER-FEC-TION!
Sweetie, that is so great! I’m thrilled for you. He sounds like a total gentleman…but I won’t hold that against him. HA! I on the other hand, held myself all night against a really hot accountant (I know, that sounds like an oxymoron, but it’s true) that I met at Flint’s the other night. My only complaint. He was a tad bit too hairy…you know…down there. From this moment forward, he will be known as Ape.
From: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com – March 28, 2011 – 12:03 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Fun night
Hey Renee. I just wanted to drop you an email and tell you how much fun I had Saturday night. And, wanted you to have my real email address too. I never thought I could meet such a cool gal over the Internet. But, I’m lucky and happy to learn that I was wrong. Yes. You are reading this correctly. A man has admitted that indeed he was wrong. Anyway, hoping that you are having a great day at work and looking forward to dinner on Wednesday.
From: Renee Greene – March 28, 2011 – 12:08 PM
To: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com
Subject: Re: Fun night
I was just about to email you to say thanks. That is so spooky. I had so much fun too. The concert was great but the company was even better. It is hard to believe I’ve met a Spider Fire fan that also has no problem admitting when he’s wrong. What a rarity. Are you going to tell me that you actually have – shudder the thought – asked for directions? Or that you have put the toilet seat down? Hmm. What other male stereotypes can we bash here?
From: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com – March 28, 2011 – 12:16 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fun night
Oh I see. We’re going to play that game. Well, let me just imagine how many pairs of black shoes you have in your closet right now.
Wondering how I knew about that one, huh? As I mentioned, I do have a sister and she owns more pairs of black shoes than anyone I’ve ever met.
About Wednesday, how about Korean BBQ? There’s this great place I know and I would love to take you there.
From: Renee Greene – March 28, 2011 – 1:23 PM
To: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com
Subject: Re: Fun night
Touché. I am the Queen of black shoes. In fact I have this theory that women own twelve pairs of black shoes – leather pumps, suede pumps, tall boots, short boots, flats, sandals, strappy sandals, lace-ups, etc. But, we only own one pair of athletic shoes. Men on the other hand own one pair of black shoes and twelve pairs of athletic shoes – tennis shoes, cleats, basketball shoes, deck shoes, cross trainers, running shoes, etc. You get the picture. To each his/her own vice, I say.
Korean BBQ sounds great. One of my buddies from college is Korean and his mom used to send him back to school after vacations with jars and jars filled with homemade kimchee. Dee-lish.
Well, I am off to the dentist for my annual cleaning. I’ll talk with you later.
From: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com – March 28, 2011 – 1:55 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fun night
The dentist. Excellent. Love a woman with a sparkling clean mouth. Not that I don’t love the occasional dirty talk. Oh, was that too much information? HA! HA!
Korean BBQ it is. Why don’t I pick you up at your place? Is that okay or are you still worried I could be a murderer/serial killer?
From: Renee Greene – March 28, 2011 – 4:42 PM
To: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com
Subject: Re: Fun night
Well, you could very well be a serial killer, but I’m willing to take the risk. I’ll call you with my address. Looking forward to it.
From: Renee Greene – March 28, 2011 – 8:07 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Second Date!!!!!
A second date. Yes, you read correctly. I have a SECOND date. I don’t even remember when was the last time I had a second date…with the same person. Matt is taking me to a little Korean BBQ place for dinner on Wednesday.
From: Shelley Manning – March 29, 2011 – 2:57 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Second Date!!!!!
Fab news! Crazy busy day. Gotta run. Cuddler just quit and we’re having a cake for him. See you at Mel’s tomorrow for lunch so we can talk further. Mwah! Mwah!
From: Shelley Manning – March 30, 2011 – 2:02 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Cuddler Comments
Fun lunch as always. Gotta tell you, you had me in stitches. I’ve just never heard you so bruising before. Those jokes about the Cuddler – Ha-Larious! My favorite had to be his career change to weeper at a funeral home.
From: Renee Greene – March 30, 2011 – 2:12 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Cuddler Comments
That was a goo
d one, huh? I don’t know what it is. I just can’t help myself. It’s fun to be a little mean sometimes.
From: Shelley Manning – March 30, 2011 – 2:15 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Cuddler Comments
Oh don’t get me wrong. I love it when you are cruel and ruthless. It’s just so not like you.
From: Renee Greene – March 30, 2011 – 2:17 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Cuddler Comments
Well, get used to it baby. There’s a new sheriff in town and her name is Supermodel Renee.
From: Shelley Manning – March 30, 2011 – 2:19 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Cuddler Comments
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it.
From: Renee Greene – March 30 – 10:02 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Am I a joke?
Okay, I’m probably being TOTALLY paranoid. But, my SECOND DATE(!!!) with Matt is on April Fool’s Day. After that fiasco with Valentine’s Day, I’m thinking maybe he’s just playing a trick on me.
From: Shelley Manning – March 31, 2011 – 8:42 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Am I a joke?
Being friends with you can be exhausting! Of course he’s not playing a trick on you. He likes you. A woman with your impoverished levels of self-esteem just can’t seem to see what the rest of us do. You’re lovely, wonderful, funny, smart and all around great. How many times do I have to remind you – you are Supermodel Renee! So, go forth and enjoy! Mwah! Mwah!
From: Renee Greene – March 31, 2011 – 8:45 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Am I a joke?
From: Renee Greene – April 2, 2011 – 11:15 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Candy Musings
Oh My God! So, Matt comes over last night with this big box of candy. Well, I didn’t bother to read the card because we were leaving for dinner. So, I read the card when I get back and it says, “If this box of candy could only come close to embodying the sweetness of your smile, I would devour one every day.” Good Lord!
From: Shelley Manning – April 4, 2011 – 8:42 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Candy Musings
Wow! Well, you do have a beautiful smile so the sentiment is true. But don’t you think it is a little weird that he is being so effusive so early? Just be careful. I don’t want you to get hurt. Sometimes guys say things because they want to get in good with you, or just with you, or just in you. The possibilities are really endless, aren’t they? ;)
From: Renee Greene – April 4, 2011 – 9:56 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: Candy Musings
Oh Shelley. Just let me enjoy the attention for once.
From: Shelley Manning – April 4, 2011 – 10:02 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Candy Musings
You’re right. You deserve it. I won’t rain on your parade.
From: meet@choosejews.com/GoBucs428 – April 4, 2011 – 10:05 AM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Subject: Hi!
Hi. I’m Ethan. I recently moved to LA from New York and am experiencing a bit of culture shock. It’s a bit strange to not see anyone walking around.
I grew up in Columbus, Ohio (Go Bucs!) but went to college and grad school at NYU. I spent two years in the Peace Corps before returning to NY as a banking analyst. I know it sounds boring, but it’s really not that bad. ;) I enjoy the outdoors, but also love to curl up on the couch with a good book or to watch a movie. Most important, I’m obsessed with peanut butter cups.
Anyway, you seem like a really fun and outgoing person and I think we have a lot in common. If you’re interested, check out my profile and maybe we could talk.
From: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981 – April 4, 2011 – 10:17 AM
To: meet@choosejews.com/GoBucs428
Subject: Re: Hi!
Well, I have this theory that no one walks in LA but we all own treadmills. So even though the weather is nice all year round, we won’t walk outside, but we’ll walk in our houses. Strange creatures are we Los Angeleans. At any rate, I digress. I really appreciate your email. You sound like a great guy. But, I’ve recently met someone – through this site, so there’s hope for us all ;) – and I’m kind of looking to see where that goes. But, good luck in meeting someone.
From: meet@choosejews.com/GoBucs428 – April 4, 2011 – 10:22 AM
To: meet@choosejews.com/PRGal1981
Subject: Re: Hi!
Strange Los Angeleans, indeed. Well, thank you for your nice note back. Good luck with this guy. I bet he’s a lucky one.
From: Renee Greene – April 4, 2011 – 10:29 AM
To: member.services@choosejews.com
Subject: Profile on Hold
I am writing to request that you please hide my profile from viewing until further notice. My ID# is 49628; Screen Name: PRGal1981.
From: member.services@choosejews.com – April 4, 2011 – 10:32 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Profile on Hold
Profile has been hidden until further request.
From: Renee Greene – April 4, 2011 – 10:41 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: On Hold
Just put my profile on hold. Got a nice email from a guy that was pretty cute and charming, and I felt so bad saying that I couldn’t continue to talk with him because of Matt. Not that bad, though. I’m THRILLED to report that I’m dating a handsome, funny, smart, romantic and just plain wonderful man. Hurrah! I just wish I didn’t have to go to NY tonight for a business trip. Three days in NY meeting with home decorating magazines for a client is usually my idea of a fun time. But, now that I have a man – yeah! – in my life. I just want to spend time with him.
From: Shelley Manning – April 4, 2011 – 11:08 AM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: On Hold
That’s a pretty big move, sweetie, giving up someone cute and charming when you’ve only known this guy for a week or so. Are you sure you want to count your chickens? What happened to not wanting things to move too fast – a la Valentine’s Day desperado doctor?
From: Renee Greene – April 4, 2011 – 11:37 AM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Re: On Hold
Oh these chickens have been counted and are ready to hatch. He is WON-DER-FUL! I can’t believe my luck meeting him. He loves my favorite band, is incredibly romantic and thoughtful, and thinks I’m funny. Yes! He laughs at my jokes. It is fast, but when it’s right, it’s right. Remember, you said you wouldn’t rain on my parade.
From: Shelley Manning – April 4, 2011 – 1:15 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: On Hold
Okay, okay. I’ll keep my big mouth shut. I guess because I’m not a romantic at heart, I have a hard time believing in this whole “Love at First Sight” thing. But, I know you do and I do hope this works out. Good luck in NYC. Mwah! Mwah!
From: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com – April 4, 2011 – 3:46 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Safe Travels
Hi there. I know you are leaving tonight for your trip to New York. Just wanted to send a quick email wishing you a safe trip. I remember how you mentioned you hate to fly. Three days in NY with décor magazines. Sounds like a big snooze to me. But, if you were going to be there, I know it would be heavenly. If you have time, drop me an email or give me a call while you are there.
From: Renee Greene – April 4, 2011 – 4:12 PM
To: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com
Subject: Re: Safe Travels
Thank you for your sweet message. I can see where a manly man like you would not want to be sitting around with a bunch of editors from home magazines. But actually, I’m really looking forward to it. It’s usually pretty grueling to go from one intervie
w to the next with a client, but it’s fun to be in the editors’ offices and get to see preview copies of the magazines. You know what a junkie I am for all of that stuff. Anyway, I’ll drop you an email from the Big Apple.
From: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com – April 5, 2011 – 4:26 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Miss You!
I hope you got the flowers I sent to the hotel. I wasn’t able to send a very long note with them, but wanted you to know that I give these flowers to you to show you how I miss the warmth of your heart and the entrancing beauty of your eyes. I wish I could be near you this week to feel the softness of your skin and the tenderness of your lips. My heart skips a beat every time I think about you. From all my heart, Matt.
From: Renee Greene – April 5, 2011 – 8:02 PM
To: Shelley Manning
Subject: Fwd: Miss You!
Holy cow. No one, not even during the three years I was with Derrick, has ever said such incredibly sweet, beautiful and romantic things to me. I feel like I’m going to melt.
From: Renee Greene – April 5, 2011 – 8:15 PM
To: MattKaufman782@easymailusa.com
Subject: Re: Miss You!
Thank you so much for the incredibly beautiful flowers and sweet email. I don’t know how I got so lucky to meet such a romantic at heart. Looking forward to seeing you when I’m back. I’ll call you when I get in.
From: Shelley Manning – April 5, 2011 – 9:22 PM
To: Renee Greene
Subject: Re: Fwd: Miss You!
JEEZ! This guy is really a ROMANTIC! I can’t even believe this. The only time a guy has ever been this way with me was during a really awesome orgasm ;)