The Trouble with Love (Distinguished Rogues Book 8)

by Heather Boyd

  The woman drew closer, eyes hard as she took in Whitney from head to toe. “Can I help you? Are you lost, my lady?”

  “Lost in the past a little bit,” Whitney confessed, smiling as she looked around. “I once spent a lot of time in a place like this.”

  The woman’s brows rose in surprise. “Did you now?”

  Whitney nodded, aware the woman was scrutinizing her fine clothing quite closely. Nowadays, Whitney did not dress as if she’d spent a year and more stoking fires. “My uncle was a blacksmith.”

  The woman’s eyebrows rose even higher, as if she could not believe that. “Where is he?”

  “He passed away, a number of years ago now, I’m afraid.” Whitney shrugged. “I thought of him as soon as I heard that strapping fellow over there.”

  “My husband,” the woman said, folding her arms over her chest—claiming the fellow in a way that said “hands off my man.” “I’m Nancy. Mrs. Nancy Blake.”

  Whitney immediately liked the woman for her obvious possessiveness.

  “Miss Whitney Crewe.” Whitney grinned as she held out her hand. Mrs. Blake took it with obvious reluctance. “He has excellent taste. Redheads always make the best wives.”

  “But they are the most troublesome of creatures at every other moment,” a deep voice added from somewhere behind her.

  Whitney whipped around and stared into the shadowed corners, recognizing the owner of the voice at once. “Acton, is that you?”

  The blacksmith’s wife hurried around Whitney, carrying one of the tankards toward the earl she could not see clearly yet. “There you are, my lord. Sorry to keep you waiting.”

  “Quite all right, Mrs. Blake,” he said kindly, but Whitney detected a faint slurring of his words.

  Whitney took a few steps in his direction, squinting until she saw him clearly. She hadn’t seen the earl today, but she had been thinking about him—a lot more than she should. Only Miss Quartermane and her parents had called at Twilit Hill since the day of their water fight. Miss Quartermane had been out of sorts today, but hadn’t explained what had upset her. She hoped her advice to seduce the earl the other night had not gone awry or made trouble between them.

  “What are you doing here?”

  “Drinking,” he said, before taking a very long drink to prove his point. He sank back into the straw with a groan, as if he’d no intention of standing to greet her…or of ever moving again.

  She flashed him a quick smile. “I expected to see you with Miss Quartermane when she arrived at Twilit Hill today.”

  He scowled, and Whitney gulped at his expression—most definitely out of sorts today. Had something gone terribly wrong between Acton and Miss Quartermane the other night?

  She pushed aside the selfish burst of hope that filled her heart and focused on him.

  On closer inspection, Lord Acton appeared rather terribly presented. His clothing was wrinkled, his usually clean-shaven jaw was dark with the beginnings of a beard, and if she wasn’t mistaken, he was quite foxed.

  She narrowed her eyes on him in disapproval. It was only nine in the morning, far too early for him to be in this state, no matter the reason. If she had erred in her advice to Miss Quartermane, she would make amends and do her best to set things right again. “I trust you and Miss Quartermane have not argued?”

  “Of course not.”

  Whitney was relieved, and not a bit surprised by that. Alice was lovely, so whatever was going on with Acton may not have anything to do with his relationship with his betrothed. It was just a feeling she had, based on Alice’s cool mood earlier that day. It really wasn’t any of her business…and yet she couldn’t help but poke and pry into the reason for his current unhappiness. “Then what is wrong with you?”

  He studied her, scowling anew. “What’s it to you?”

  “I’m not sure, but that is a good question, isn’t it?” She didn’t approve of his impending marriage, or keeping secrets, but that did not mean she wished him ill. “I am interested, so tell me what I want to know and I will cease bothering you.”

  “You like meddling in my life, don’t you? Going so far as to put scandalous ideas in my future bride’s head.” He scowled, and then finished off the tankard in one long guzzle. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and belched in a rather rude manner, quite unlike the man she’d come to know.

  Whitney rocked back on her heels. She’d never seen him act so strangely; this was completely out of character. “I did not think you would object.”

  “I object most strenuously,” he claimed.

  He struggled to stand, and Whitney caught his elbow when he seemed in danger of toppling over. “Acton,” she chided. “Be careful.”

  He shook her off violently. “Stay back,” he warned.

  The consumption.

  Whitney put her hands behind her back but planted her feet, placing herself directly in his path. She was far enough away that his breath couldn’t strike her face, and close enough that she could see every emotion play across his handsome face. “I’ve never once seen or heard you be anything less than a gentleman.”

  He scowled at her again. “Now that’s a lie.”

  She almost laughed. She had seen him solemn, flirtatious, aroused and naked—all in one night. She was trying, fairly unsuccessfully, to do the right thing and put that night firmly from her mind, but he made it so difficult.

  “You can keep your clothes on today,” she whispered. “I meant that you are being a bit of a beast and very rude. I hope you are kinder to Alice than you are to me.”

  He pushed past her, and Whitney followed him at first with her eyes. Perhaps she shouldn’t have mentioned Alice Quartermane—the lovely and proper debutant that would soon be his wife. They were so different, and of course Acton had chosen her. Still, it stung a little to be rejected when she was only trying to be his friend. Whitney was not always so wicked, but she’d acted it with him, and he couldn’t forget it, either.

  The blacksmith and his wife had drawn close together and were staring. She grinned at them. “Do you happen to have a water trough outside?”

  “Indeed, I do,” Mr. Blake confirmed, but then his eyes narrowed. “What do you want it for?”

  “I may need it for medicinal purposes,” she confessed, and then slowly followed after the drunken earl. “Nothing sobers a man faster than a good dunking,” she murmured.

  As luck would have it, Acton stopped quite near one.

  When he saw Whitney, he groaned and pressed his hand to his face. “Kill me now,” he mumbled.

  “You’re not going to be that lucky. You’ll probably live forever.” She nudged his shoulder in what she hoped he understood was a playful manner. “What has gotten into you today?”

  He shook his head then grabbed a fencepost to steady himself. “It’s all your fault.”

  “My fault?”

  He looked at her sternly but then looked away again.

  “Acton? Is it your sister? What is wrong? Tell me, please.”

  He glanced her way slowly and stared at her. She grew warm under his close inspection, and suddenly the stirring of desire filled her, along with the need to wrap her arms about him and promise everything would be all right. She tried to smile but that only made her more aware of her awkwardness around him now. He didn’t want her. Not really. He wanted a good woman. A better woman than Whitney could ever become.

  She let her eyes fall but Acton reached out and caught her arm. When she glanced up at him again, she saw his desire—as clear to her now as the night they’d first met and flirted. A soft smile played about his mouth, drawing her in.

  She leaned a little his way, but he released her and stepped back.

  “Damn,” he muttered, before raking his hand though his hair. The gesture made him seem vulnerable and uncertain, so Whitney waited patiently, determined to learn what was wrong and how she could help.

  “Please tell me what I can do,” she whispered.

  He straightened. “Taverham rea
cted worse than I expected him to when I mentioned Emily.”

  “Worse,” she whispered. “Oh, dear. I’m sorry.”

  “I am no longer welcome at Twilit Hill,” he stated, squinting at her. “That is one reason I am not squiring Miss Quartermane hither and yon.”

  “Oh.” She sighed. “I had no idea Taverham had taken the news as badly as all that, but he’s been a bit of a bear to everyone, too, when I think about it. He didn’t harm you, did he?”

  “No.” Acton grunted and sank down on the edge of the trough. “Can’t even blame him for being angry. Stupid thing to have done, not to explain the situation as soon as he arrived.”

  “As far as I can tell, no one has been told. Christopher has been riding or leading Lion all about the estate very happily,” she promised him. “Miranda hasn’t said anything about Emily to me either, which leads me to suspect she might not know yet. She would have warned me to watch over Christopher more closely if she knew.”

  “It’s only a matter of time then.”

  Once the rumors spread, Acton would have a hard time keeping Emily’s condition from other members of the ton. Friends might wonder why she was locked away too. “Have you told Alice? Have you told Mr. and Mrs. Quartermane?”

  “No,” he confessed. “Only you. Alice and I…”

  Whitney gritted her teeth. “If you and Alice are to have a happy marriage, you must tell her about Emily and the difficulties you could face. No relationship can withstand secrets such as these.”

  “If I told her all my secrets now, she might not consider you her friend anymore. Have you thought of that?”

  Whitney swallowed. “I imagine that may become the case anyway.”

  “Because you’ve seen me naked?”

  She smiled quickly at the pleasant memory. “Because I will not be around to amuse her when she is out of sorts.”

  “That’s right, you’re leaving the country.” He bit his lip. “In five days?”

  “Yes.”

  “Why the rush?”

  So she had no chance of being delayed and remaining to witness the day Acton wed, of course. But she wouldn’t confess that. Instead, she trotted out the most reasonable excuse she’d concocted and shared already with others. “Because I have an appointment with my banker, to discuss financial matters for my trip and the liquidation of my investments.”

  He gave her a strange look. “I would have thought your cousin managed your affairs.”

  Whitney shook her head. “I am more than capable of managing the inheritances my aunts and uncles left to me.”

  “I did not say you couldn’t, I just thought Louth might have been of help while you are away.”

  “You assume I am returning.”

  His eyes widened. “And you’re not?”

  “I plan to thoroughly enjoy myself, and if I find a place I love, there really isn’t any reason to ever return to England, is there?”

  He gaped at her for a long moment, but then he put his head in his hands with a groan.

  Whitney still wasn’t sure if he was upset over Emily, telling Taverham about it, or simply feeling the effects of his intoxication right now.

  Whitney considered what to do if it turned out to be the latter. Her uncle had sworn that drinking a concoction of garlic and rosemary steeped in hot water aided clearing the head. She was reluctant to recommend such a vile-smelling concoction to anyone, even if it had seemed to do the trick for her old uncle.

  Yet, Acton sounded miserable, and it was unlike him to show himself in such a state. He’d known about Emily for some time, but losing the respect of Lord Taverham might just have upset him a great deal more than he’d want to let on.

  She carefully placed her hand on his bent head and stroked his hair. He had nice hair, pale and straight, but he reeked of the ale he’d been drinking, so much that she wrinkled her nose. “Surely falling into a barrel of ale isn’t the way to mend fences with your friend.”

  Acton froze as she continued to tease her fingertips into his hair. “Wasn’t trying to get drunk because I’m a disappointment to him. He’s every right to be angry. This is for…another reason entirely.”

  “You’re not a danger to everyone you meet, you know,” she promised. “I’m not scared of being near you.”

  “You should be.” He stood suddenly, and because Whitney was standing so close, they bumped into each other. For one surprising moment, Acton was as close to her as he’d been the night they’d almost made love.

  But then he windmilled his arms and toppled backward, catching Whitney’s arm and dragging her shrieking into the mucky waters of the horse trough behind him.

  Chapter Seventeen

  Everett came up spluttering, attempting to lift Whitney off of him to get out of the water. Unfortunately, it wasn’t easy, as the slippery woman had fallen into a fit of giggles unlike anything he’d ever heard from a proper lady. As her gown grew sodden, it seemed even harder to separate themselves.

  “Oh, lud!” Nancy screamed as she raced toward them. “My lord. Miss Crewe. What happened?”

  “An accident.” Whitney finally got her hands on the sides of the tub and heaved herself upright. Mucky water cascaded over him again, and he covered his face to avoid the worst of the deluge. “That wasn’t supposed to happen to me too,” Whitney promised.

  She was helped out, and then stared down at her skirts in disappointment. “Oh no, and this was one of my favorite gowns, too.”

  “I’m sure it can be saved,” Nancy Blake promised. “Are you all right, Everett?”

  Blake pulled Everett out with one strong jerk, and he stood dripping water from every inch of his clothing and skin.

  “Perhaps consider your wardrobe before you attack me next time,” he muttered, flicking his arms and sending a shower of water droplets everywhere.

  “Next time?” Whitney asked, all innocence and teasing curiosity.

  He shook his head, but smiled. Of all the women to become drawn to, he’d never expected Miss Crewe to crash into his life, and for him to like the disruption to his orderly and proper existence. “Becoming entangled with you seems inevitable.”

  Her smile grew wide. “It is not deliberate, I swear.”

  He snorted and flicked his hands again. Whitney sidestepped being struck, still grinning. It was remarkable how a quick dunking had cleared his head of the drink, too. He was feeling rather good now, much better than the pleasant buzz the ale had delivered earlier that day.

  He hadn’t been drinking because of Taverham. The marquess would calm down—eventually—and they’d go on as neighbors and friends probably forever, most likely.

  He’d come here to avoid Miss Quartermane and to set tongues wagging about his drinking. Getting Whitney Crewe mixed up in his endeavors to make himself appear poor husband material wasn’t part of his original plan, but unwittingly, Whitney had helped in ways he hadn’t imagined. Out of the corner of his eye, he spied a few villages peering at them from a distance. Tongues would definitely wag now—and none of it would be good for Whitney, though.

  Blake gestured to the smithy. “You two had better come and dry off inside before the gossips see you.”

  Too late, Everett feared, but he’d not planned this encounter.

  “A very good idea,” Whitney agreed, struggling to walk toward the smithy in her wet gown. “Hurry up, my lord, before you catch your death.”

  Although tempted to walk home as he was, mucky and dripping wet to add to the gossip, he followed her inside. It wasn’t his intention to tarnish Whitney’s reputation or friendship with Alice, but they did have Nancy and her husband to act as chaperones.

  Once inside, she moved swiftly to the blaze and stood as close as could be considered safe.

  Even so, Everett warned her back. “Be careful of your gown.”

  She held out the sides from her legs. “I think I’m too wet to catch alight.”

  He stared at her, at how her damp gown revealed every curve of her body in front of the blaze
. There wasn’t much left to the imagination after his quick perusal. Whitney pushed her hair back from her cheek with the heel of her hand.

  “Your hair isn’t wet.” Why wasn’t she angrier with him for ruining her dress? Nancy would have been furious. “Are you really all right?”

  “Oh, yes. A bit of water never hurt anyone. Your body saved me from a full dunking, I suspect. I do hope this sort of thing doesn’t become a habit for us though. Getting drenched when I’m around you is sure to become tedious.”

  Her cheeks colored a little with a blush, and his mind strayed to other ways to warm her and get her wet.

  Blake choked on laughter behind him.

  Everett scowled at the man and turned around. “What are you laughing at?”

  “Nothing, my lord. I’ll give you privacy,” he suggested with a wink, and then, eyes averted, slipped out the back door.

  “Thank you,” Whitney called after him as she began to peel off her short spencer. The garment was very soiled and dripped dirty water in an unending stream onto the dirt floor, even before she started to wring it out. She glanced his way, frowning. “You should remove your coat, and waistcoat, too, before you become chilled through.”

  He hesitated. Stripping off in front of Whitney Crewe again was the last thing he should do if he wanted to be considered a gentleman. “I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

  “I can control myself, you know,” she told him with a heavy sigh.

  “I beg your pardon?”

  “If you fear removing your clothes will incite my passions, I can assure you, I’m too uncomfortable to contemplate any seduction right now.” She glanced his way, and then winked. “It is possible to resist your manly appeal, my lord.”

  He snorted. “You have already done so.”

  “You are engaged, so I must.” Whitney sighed. “It was fun though.”

  “Fun?”

  “How we met.”

  He scowled at her. “Hardly the right word to describe that scandalous night.”

  That night had been one he couldn’t forget, despite trying so hard for so long.