Now I Know More
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NOW I
KNOW
MORE
THE REVEALING STORIES BEHIND EVEN MORE OF THE WORLD’S MOST INTERESTING FACTS
DAN LEWIS
AUTHOR OF NOW I KNOW
AVON, MASSACHUSETTS
DEDICATION
To Stephanie, Ethan, Alex, Annie, and my parents.
CONTENTS
Introduction
Stolen Empire
Saved by the Wind
Bummer and Lazarus
The Emperor
The Odyssey
General Order Number Eleven
Inkosheration
Texas’s Last Last Meal
Prison Pink
The Case of the Missing Magenta
The Crayon Man’s Secret
Invisible Pink
Triple Play
Checkmate
Make Your Own Rebates
Pennies from Everywhere
May-L
Every Month They’re Hustlin’
Neither Rain nor Sleet nor 140,000 Potholes
Cannonball Run
Life in the Fast Lane
To Collect and Serve
Holy Toledo
The War of Marble Hill
Reverse Cartography
A Perfectly Cromulent Word
The Chart Topper
The Very Bad Egg
Worthy of Gryffindor
Blue Man Group
Mister Beer Belly
Liquor, Sicker
Vodka and Cola
Outside the Union
The Hollow Nickel
Acoustic Kitty
Dogmatic Catastrophes
Going to the Dogs
Eggplants, Rice, Duck Meat, and Dog Food
The Most Fowl of Penthouses
A Quacky Christmas Tradition
Here Comes Santa Claus
Scrambled Fighters
Getting a Handle on the Problem
Bearing Arms
Flushed Away
Man Not Overboard
The Pencil Test
Sharpen for Drugs
Tobacco to School
Panda Diplomacy
The Madman in the White House
Cold Water War
Swimming Alone
Down by the Bay
Enjoy the Silence
Feeling Buzzed
Un-Silent Pictures
Chikannery
Giving No Credit
Reversing the Charges
Meal Ticket
The Submarine Subway
One’s Trash, Another’s Treasure
In the Lime of Fire
Sandwich Law
Courting Tomatoes
In Line for Justice
Can’t Hardly Wait
Dinner and a Backup Plan
Ben’s Big Decision
Super-Secret Suction
The Bush Market
Making Cents of Pogs
Put Up in a Parking Lot
Hot to Shop
The Potato Farmer and the Hares
The Walk Man
Dabbawala
Flushed with Love
Unmountain Man
Dormant and Tired
The Pride of Georgia Tech
Lost and Found
Invisible Children
Repetitive Numbers
The Birthday Problem
Happy Birthday®
A Fantastic Copy
The Keeper of the Holocron
Toy Restore-y
Recovering Nixon
Canceling History
The Kalamazoo Promise
Inemuri
What about Bob?
The Chimera
Two Boys Named Jim
Richard Parker
The Telltale Toaster
Stichting De Eenzame Uitvaart
INTRODUCTION
I opened my first book, Now I Know, with a quote from Mark Twain that I think bears repeating, because it’s still just as correct and now twice as relevant: “Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.”
The world is filled with stories that are literally incredible and unbelievable, shocking our sense of what’s possible. Nonetheless, they’re real. For more than four years, I’ve collected those stories—first as an ongoing e-mail newsletter; then as a book titled Now I Know, a precursor to this one; and now, in Now I Know More. You need not be familiar with either of this book’s precedents, though. All you need to be is curious about the world and the unlikely things that history, science, technology, and life have thrown at us.
For example, have you ever seen a word in a dictionary and didn’t think it was real? It may not have been. Or, doorknobs—everyone knows what they are, but why are they controversial . . . doubly so in Colorado? Of course, we all know that on 9/11, air traffic came to a halt. But how’d that happen, and what does it have to do with whales? For that matter, what does a home cleaning solution have to do with the War on Terror?
In the following stories and their bonus facts—each story has at least one bonus fact—we’ll tackle all of that and more. We’ll talk about the color pink, panda bears, shopping malls, birthdays, DNA, the post office, burritos, and a town that never existed. I’ve written these stories so that each one connects to the next in some way or another, because while I don’t expect you to read this book in one sitting, I hope that each piece of mind-blowing trivia will encourage you to explore further. After all, curiosity is what got you here in the first place. When you’re done with the book, don’t worry—there’s more. Every weekday, I send out a free e-mail newsletter with another one of these stories. You can get that at http://NowIKnow.com.
So let’s begin. Let’s steal the Empire State Building.
Really. That happened once. (Just go to the next page.)
STOLEN EMPIRE
HOW TO STEAL THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
$45 million, stolen.
It took a pair of incidents—one in December 2012 and another the following February—but seven people, all part of what the New York Post called “a sophisticated cyber crime ring” spanning the world, managed to get thousands of ATMs to wrongfully pay them a sum of money approaching the net worth of the Boston Globe. That’s a huge heist. But it’s tiny compared to one pulled off in Manhattan in late 2008. It took ninety minutes, and the property stolen was worth $2 billion. That’s roughly the value of the Empire State Building.
Which makes sense, because that’s exactly what was stolen.
Around Thanksgiving in 2008, a deed of sale came across a desk at New York City Hall, signifying the transfer of a building from Empire State Land Associates to a company called Nelots Properties. The description of the property conveyed by this deed of sale matched that of the Empire State Building, but the clerks who processed the paperwork either didn’t notice or didn’t care. All the important information was on the deed, as required, including the signatures of witnesses and that of the notary. The fact that one of the witnesses was named Fay Wray, the actress who played King Kong’s captive as he ascended the Empire State Building in the 1933 film, likely escaped them. (To be fair, how many people in 2008 knew her name? It couldn’t be all that many.) And that notary? He was a guy named Willie Sutton, who happened to share a name with a famous bank robber. Even the name of the acquiring company was a clue that something was awry; “Nelots,” spelled backward, is “Stolen.”
The good news for Empire State Land Associates is that Nelots was not a true threat to the rightful owners’ property. Nelots didn’t exist. It was a figment of the imagination of the New York Daily News, which concocted the fake deed of sale to demonstrate how easy it is to temporarily, and illegally, obtain “official” ownership of r
eal estate.
As the Daily News noted, this stunt isn’t just used by pranksters and jokesters. It’s used by swindlers, and no, they aren’t trying to move into your house—in fact, these con artists don’t ever need to (and often don’t) visit their newly but wrongly acquired property. These new “owners” can take out a mortgage or other line of credit against the property, and once they have the money in hand, disappear. The true owners are left with an unclear title, liens against their property, and at times, banks looking to foreclose even though the rightful owner never took out a loan. It’s not only (or even mostly) the fault of the city clerk who processes the deeds. As a Philadelphia City Paper editor said in a video on deed fraud created by the University of Pennsylvania Law School, “It’s pretty hard to stop a forged signature and a bribed notary. Where do you stop that? It’s a little more difficult.” The system doesn’t make it all that difficult; in the same video, an attorney who has worked on these cases claimed, “It is easier to steal a home in the city of Philadelphia than it is to steal a purse.” Given the Daily News’s ruse, this is probably true for New York, too, and probably many other places as well.
Homeowners and landlords aren’t the only victims—the loans banks make often go unrepaid. Therefore many lending institutions have developed a system to alert them to potential fraud. The telltale sign: the mortgagee’s failure to make his or her first payment, which one law enforcement agency describes as a “first payment default.” The theory is simple: A true borrower would be able to pay the first bill, but one committing deed fraud would likely not be at the address and therefore never receive the bill, which would go unpaid.
As for the Empire State Building, the Daily News “returned” it before any of this was an issue.
BONUS FACT
It took nearly two decades before the Empire State Building turned a profit. Why? It couldn’t attract tenants—it was much farther away from the two main train stations, Grand Central and Penn Station, than competing skyscrapers such as the Chrysler Building. The rental revenues were initially so poor that in its first year the Empire State Building earned as much revenue from its observation deck as it did from renters.
SAVED BY THE WIND
THE MOST UNLIKELY WAY TO SAVE A LIFE
Here’s a crass joke: A man is at a dinner party in a fortieth-floor apartment. He announces to the rest, “You know, the wind out there is so strong that if you jump out the window, it will blow you all around the building and right back in!” The other guests laugh, but the man persists: “I’ll prove it!” He jumps out the window and, sure enough, he floats around the building and re-enters safely through the same window. Another guest, wanting the thrill of a lifetime, quickly jumps out the window before anyone else can stop him—and plummets to his death.
The host glares at the first guest and says, “You can be a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Again, that’s a joke. But on December 2, 1979, Elvita Adams showed that sometimes, even everyday people can be a little bit super.
That evening, Adams, then age twenty-nine and living in the Bronx, decided to take her life. The reasons are unclear, but she had been in a fight with her landlord and was about to be evicted; she also suffered from depression. She went to the Empire State Building in midtown Manhattan to the observatory on the eighty-sixth floor, scaled a seven-foot fence (replete with steel spikes), and jumped.
That, in and of itself, is nothing terribly peculiar. A few dozen people have jumped to their deaths from the Empire State Building, the first occurring before the building was even completed when a laid-off worker took his life that way. In 1947, a twenty-three-year-old jumped, leaving a crossed-out suicide note about how an unnamed man would be “much better off without [her]” and that she would not have made a very good wife. Her body was found on a limousine at the building’s base, and LIFE magazine ran a picture of her body, titling it, “The Most Beautiful Suicide.” Just a few years ago, a fifty-four-year-old Manhattan woman ended her life in similar fashion.
But Adams did something almost none of the others had done: she survived. A wind gust—a very strong one—caught her and blew her back toward the building, albeit one floor down. She landed on a ledge, where a security guard found her before she could make another attempt. The only damage to her body? A fractured hip.
Adams was taken to a mental institution to recuperate. Her current whereabouts are not publicly known.
BONUS FACT
Suicide attempts at the Empire State Building are rare, but the same unfortunately cannot be said about the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, the most popular such site in the United States. (The Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge in China is widely regarded as the world’s most popular suicide bridge, and the Golden Gate Bridge is number two.) We don’t know, officially, how many people have taken their lives there because when the number hit 997, authorities stopped counting to avoid giving anyone the incentive of being jumper number 1,000. Whatever the number is, it could have been much higher. In 1994, California Highway Patrol Sergeant Kevin Briggs was assigned to patrol the bridge. Since then, he’s managed to talk an estimated 200 people out of jumping.
BUMMER AND LAZARUS
SAN FRANCISCO’S UNLIKELY ROYALTY
Henry Rippey, a local drunk, was in jail. His crime was taking the life of another, known only as Bummer. When word of this reached his cellmate, David Popley, the latter extracted some vigilante justice. Popley punched Rippey in the nose.
Inmate-on-inmate violence is, unfortunately, not all that rare, making the punch a nonstory. The fact that this happened in San Francisco in 1865 doesn’t add much to it either. Add that Rippey’s murder weapon was his shoe—he kicked Bummer to death—and maybe we’re getting a little closer . . . but not really. Even the fact that Mark Twain wrote Bummer’s obituary doesn’t make Popley’s defense of the victim’s honor all that unique.
But here’s the thing: Bummer was a dog.
And yes, Mark Twain really did write his obituary.
Dogs weren’t always domesticated in California in the 1860s. Around that time both Los Angeles and San Francisco had problems with “free-ranging” dogs—ferals and strays—running amok and often outnumbering people. Dogcatchers were common municipal authorities, and when a dogcatcher nabbed himself a stray, the dog was put to sleep with poison. But one ability could save a stray pup from death—ferreting out and killing rats.
By all accounts, Bummer was a great ratter, but his rise to fame came when, in 1861, another dog found himself on the losing side of a battle with a third, larger dog. Bummer came to the smaller dog’s aid and rescued him from the skirmish. Afterward, Bummer brought the smaller dog food and kept him warm. The second dog, later named Lazarus, survived, and for the rest of his life, he was Bummer’s sidekick. As a team, the two were even more efficient at catching rats; one source reports that they once nabbed eighty-five rodents in roughly twenty minutes.
Their reputations made them local heroes. When Lazarus was caught by a new dogcatcher in 1862, a groundswell of public support resulted in his release and the pair’s exemption from anti-stray ordinances. Legend has it that, a week later, they helped stop a runaway horse, which was dragging a cart through downtown San Francisco.
Lazarus passed away in 1863, and the San Francisco Chronicle published a lengthy obituary in his memory. Two years later, the previously mentioned Mr. Rippey caused the death of Bummer when he kicked the dog in a drunken stupor. The city arrested Rippey after the public demanded justice for the area’s unofficial mascot and über-pet.
BONUS FACT
Bummer and Lazarus’s legacy has rubbed off on a San Francisco–area company you may have heard of: Google. Google’s corporate code of conduct contains a “dog policy,” which reads, “Google’s affection for our canine friends is an integral facet of our corporate culture. We like cats, but we’re a dog company, so as a general rule we feel cats visiting our offices would be fairly stressed out.”
THE EMPEROR<
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THE MAN WHO RECEIVED A FUNERAL FIT FOR A KING
On January 8, 1880, Emperor Norton I collapsed on his way to a lecture at a local university. He died before help could arrive. His death made front-page news in the largest newspaper of the area, under the headline “Le Roi Est Mort” (The King Is Dead). A similar headline was splashed across the second-largest newspaper of the locale. At his funeral two days later, thousands—perhaps as many as 30,000, despite the city’s population being only about 200,000—came to pay their respects. The newspaper reported the next day that within hours, the line of mourners was out the door, hundreds of people long.
But his empire wasn’t real. Joshua Abraham Norton—or his Imperial Majesty, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico—was a delusional (or at least, eccentric) pauper with a flair for grandeur. And the city of San Francisco seemed to love him for it.
The United States, of course, has never had an emperor, let alone one who was also the Protector of Mexico (the Monroe Doctrine notwithstanding). That mattered little to Norton. Born in England in the early 1800s, he inherited a large sum of money upon his father’s death and moved from South Africa to San Francisco in 1849. Over the next few years, he successfully invested in real estate in the area and was worth a reported $250,000 in the 1850s—the equivalent of well over $6 million today. But he would soon lose his fortune. A famine in China led to rice shortages in San Francisco, and a rapid increase in prices looked as if it was on the horizon. Norton started buying up rice coming in from Peru at twelve and a half cents a pound, expecting to corner the market, but other shipments from Peru made it to the city—and the price fell to about three cents a pound. Norton lost money not only on the transaction but also on litigation to try and void his contract. In 1858, he left San Francisco, bankrupt.
He returned to the city at some point in 1859, but he was no longer interested in the rice or real estate businesses. Instead, Norton fancied himself as some strange kind of political activist, and on September 17, 1859, he sent a letter to various area newspapers proclaiming himself Norton I, Emperor of the United States. At first, the newspapers took it as a strange joke from a formerly well-known well-to-do citizen, but it soon became clear that Norton had lost more than his riches when the rice deal went bad. In October, the self-crowned emperor issued his first decree, abolishing Congress. (When Congress did not vacate, Emperor Norton ordered the army “to procede [sic] with a suitable force to clear the Halls of Congress.”) He also instituted what may be the world’s first swear jar, when he called for a $25 fine for anyone who used a certain F-word—“Frisco.”