Funeral Games t-3

by Christian Cameron

  ‘Wasn’t theft,’ Diokles insisted.

  ‘Wandering about, like,’ the marine said.

  The other marine was silent.

  ‘I know where you can find your sister,’ Diokles offered suddenly.

  If he intended to distract his officer, he certainly succeeded. ‘You do?’ Satyrus asked.

  ‘I’ll catch up with you,’ Diokles said, waving at the marines. Then he turned back the way he had come. ‘She’s in the archer camp. All the sailors and marines know it – you won’t send her back?’

  ‘Hades, no!’ Satyrus said.

  They walked half a stade, to where a dozen young men were shooting bows at baled forage for the cavalry. ‘She got us the goat,’ Diokles admitted.

  ‘Really?’ Satyrus asked.

  ‘Do you really want to know?’ Diokles answered. ‘You’ll find her. I’ll see you in camp.’

  Satyrus jogged over to the men shooting at the bales. It wasn’t that hard to pick out his sister, if you knew where to look. He came up and swatted her on the backside, the way soldiers in armour often did to each other.

  Melitta whirled. ‘You bastard!’ she growled.

  He laughed. They embraced.

  ‘You’re insane!’ Satyrus said.

  ‘No more than you, brother,’ she said. ‘Any word about Amastris?’

  Satyrus sat on his haunches in the sand – a new talent for a world with no chairs. ‘No word at all. Stratokles took her and sailed away.’

  ‘He won’t bother her,’ Melitta said. ‘She’s too clever.’ After a moment, she said ‘much too clever’ in a way that suggested that all that cleverness wasn’t entirely admirable.

  ‘I’m afraid for her.’ Satyrus frowned. ‘I know how stupid this sounds, but – I want to rescue her.’

  ‘That’s not stupid, brother – if it was me, I’d fucking well expect you to come and save me.’ She laughed in her throat, a deeper sound than she’d ever made at home.

  ‘Nice swearing,’ Satyrus said.

  ‘I get lots of practice,’ Melitta said.

  ‘I have to go back and make sure the breakfast gets cooked,’ Satyrus said, and saw Xenophon coming up, his whole demeanour sheepish. ‘Now I know where you sleep,’ he said with more venom than he meant.

  Xenophon wouldn’t meet his eye, and Satyrus was sorry to find that he didn’t care much.

  ‘I’ll walk back with you,’ Xenophon said. He and Melitta exchanged a significant look.

  ‘No,’ Satyrus said. ‘You have your armour on and I’m going to run. See you soon. What do you call yourself?’

  ‘Bion, like my horse.’ She flashed him her best smile and he returned it. Then he waved, nodded to Xeno so as not to seem rude and ran off for his camp.

  An hour later, his belly full of under-roast goat, he was marching again.

  They marched through Natho and Boubastis, picking up more followers and meeting carefully assembled grain barges that supplied the army and kept the looting of the peasants down to manageable limits. At Boubastis, Philokles caught an Aegyptian and a Hellene stealing cattle from an outlying farm and he brought both men into camp at spear point.

  ‘What will you do with them?’ Diodorus asked. He and Eumenes rode in while the sun was still bright enough for work. A barge was unloading bales of wood for fires – there wasn’t enough wood in the desert to build a raft for an ant, as the Aegyptians said.

  Satyrus listened attentively, because the camp was buzzing with rumour about what the Spartan had planned.

  ‘I intend to hold an assembly of the taxeis tonight. What else should I do?’ Philokles asked.

  Diodorus laughed. ‘Most of your men aren’t Greek, Philokles.’

  Philokles shrugged. ‘So you say. When it comes to a desire for justice, and a desire to have each man have his say – who is not a Greek? You want me to kill these men out of hand, as an example?’

  ‘I do,’ Diodorus nodded. ‘That’s exactly what I want.’

  Philokles shook his head. ‘You’d need a different commander for this group, then, Strategos.’

  Dinner was good, because the barges were less than a stade away and there was plenty of food and plenty of fuel. Just five days into the march, the Phalanx of Aegypt was harder and more capable than they had been in the near riot of leaving the city. They could cook, and sleep, and eat, and pack, and march, without much fuss. But the assembly was a new adventure, and a dangerous one, because there was death in it.

  The Hellenes knew what was expected, and so all the men gathered in a great circle in the crisp night air. Above them, the whole curtain of the heavens seemed to be on display, the stars burning with distant fire. Every man was there, even those who had the mosquito fever or the runs that seemed to come with too much Nile water – at least for Greeks.

  ‘Soldiers!’ Philokles’ voice was as loud as any priest’s. ‘These men have disobeyed my orders and the orders of the army. In Sparta, in Athens, in Macedon, these men would forfeit their lives. But only,’ his voice grew over the murmur of the men, ‘only if the assembly of their regiment approved it. Who will step forward and speak for the army, prosecuting these men for their crime?’

  Philokles’ eyes pressed on Satyrus. Into the silence he stepped. ‘I will prosecute,’ Satyrus said.

  Philokles looked around. ‘Who will speak for these men?’

  The two culprits grinned around at their comrades, and were surprised to find many serious faces looking back at them. Finally Abraham stepped into the silence. ‘I will defend,’ he said.

  Satyrus looked at him, surprised that his friend would oppose him, but then he shrugged, understanding that Abraham no more wanted to defend them than he wanted to speak against them. This was duty.

  The evidence was brief and damning, offered as it was by the phalanx commander.

  Satyrus asked a number of questions to make their guilt clear, and then shrugged. He had read every case ever pleaded in Athens – he could quote Isocrates, for instance – but this didn’t seem the place for such flights of rhetoric. ‘If we rob the peasants,’ he asked the silent men of the phalanx, ‘why should they help us? And what are we but enemies, no different from those who come to conquer?’

  His words went home – he could see them, like an arrow launched from a distance that, after a delay, strikes the target. He bowed his head to Philokles and stood aside.

  Abraham stood forth. ‘I am not a Greek,’ he said. ‘But in this I think that the Greeks are right – that a man should be judged according to the will of his comrades. Because his comrades are best fitted to judge the crime.’ Abraham turned so that he was addressing the Aegyptians, who filled one half of the circle. ‘I ask all of you – who has not eaten stolen meat in the last week? Who has not lifted a bottle of honey beer? Let that man vote that these miscreants be killed. For myself, I am no hypocrite. My friend has told us why we hurt our own cause when we steal, and I hear him. I will not eat another stolen goat. But until the taste of that stolen food is gone from my lips, I will not condemn another to death.’

  Philokles was suppressing a smile when he stepped past the two advocates. ‘Well said by both.’ He looked around. Fifteen hundred men stood in near perfect silence.

  ‘Remember this moment,’ Philokles said to the assembly. ‘This is the moment that you began to be soldiers.’ He looked around with approval, and still they were silent. ‘So – you are all goat-eaters. How then should I punish them? Even their advocate did not trouble to claim them guiltless.’

  Namastis stepped forward from among the Aegyptians. ‘Will you punish both alike?’ he asked.

  Philokles put his hands on his hips. ‘What do you think?’ he asked. ‘Don’t anger me, priest.’

  Namastis shook his head. ‘Old ways die hard,’ he said. ‘If you seek to punish both alike,’ he said, ‘let them carry pots with the peasants until it is your pleasure to return them to the ranks.’

  A sound like a sigh escaped from the men gathered in the dark.

 
‘Whoa!’ said the guilty Hellene, a marine from the Hyacinth.

  ‘Silence!’ Philokles said. ‘Any dissenting opinion?’

  Another murmur, like wind passing through a field of barley – but no man stepped forward.

  Philokles nodded sharply. ‘Theron, pick the two best shield-bearers and swear them in to the phalanx. These men may carry their kit. If either of you desert, you will earn the punishment of death. Serve, and you may be restored.’ Philokles raised his voice. ‘Do you agree, men of Alexandria?’

  They roared – a shout that filled the night.

  The eighth day found them at Peleusiakos, where mountains of wheat and cisterns of fresh water awaited them with barges of firewood and tens of thousands of bales of fresh fodder for the cavalry. Twelve thousand public slaves laboured at fresh earthworks in the brutal sun, raising platforms of logs and sand and fill brought from the Sinai and even from the river. The ramparts rose four times the height of a man and the platforms carried Ares engines that could throw a spear three stades or a rock the same. To the north lay the sea, and to the south the deadly marshes, which offered no hope to an army. Even with the breeze from the sea, the stink of the swamp mud overwhelmed the smell of horse and camel and the filth of men.

  Satyrus marched with the rest of his phalanx into a prebuilt camp and handed his kit to a slave to be cleaned. They had tents. Of course, the interior of the linen tent was airless, white hot and brilliantly lit, so that no man could sleep there in the daylight – but the extent of Ptolemy’s preplanning was staggering. Satyrus put his shield against his section of the wall and put his spear in a rack set for that purpose.

  Later, after a dinner cooked by public slaves with enough mutton to quieten the loudest grumbles, Satyrus stood on the parapet with his uncles and their officers, Andronicus the hyperetes of the hippeis of exiles, Crax and Eumenes, all looking out over the Sinai and the road to Gaza.

  ‘We’re not doomed at all,’ Philokles said. ‘I’ve underestimated our Farm Boy.’

  Diodorus laughed. ‘Just as you were meant to. Mind you, if the Macedonians had managed to get their mutiny together, we’d never have got here. But look at it! Every man in the army is going to look around at the walls and the camp, the tents, the spiked pits – and the stores! And every man is going to say the same thing.’

  ‘Ptolemy can hold this with slaves,’ Philokles said. ‘With mice.’

  ‘Something like that,’ Diodorus said. He had wine in a canteen, and he handed it around.

  Satyrus was cowed in the face of so many veterans, but he mustered his courage. ‘So,’ he said, ‘when will we fight?’

  Diodorus laughed and slapped Satyrus on the shoulder. ‘That’s the great thing, lad. We’ll never have to fight. Demetrios is a child, but he’s not a fool. He’ll take one look at this and cut a deal. Then he’ll turn around and march home.’

  ‘So no one wins,’ Satyrus said. ‘And Amastris remains with the traitor.’

  Diodorus shook his head, but Eumenes, who was younger and perhaps understood Satyrus better, cut in. ‘That’s not true, Satyrus. First, we win. All we sought to do was defend Aegypt. We win. That’s an important concept for a soldier to understand. Second,’ he shrugged, ‘I know it’s not the stuff of Homer, but even now, I suspect that Amastris’s uncles and father and every other lord on the Euxine and quite a variety of other busybodies will be speaking for her. And when the golden boy looks at these walls and puts his tail between his legs, well…’ Eumenes looked at the other officers, and all three of the older men smiled.

  ‘Well – what?’ Satyrus asked, torn between annoyance at being treated like a boy and the knowledge that, to these men, he was one. ‘What, Eumenes?’

  ‘He’ll probably make a treaty just to get his men fed,’ Philokles said. ‘Amastris will go on the table to buy some of that grain.’

  Satyrus spat in disgust.

  Diodorus flexed his shoulders under his cuirass. ‘I want to get this bronze off my back. Satyrus, I share your disgust. You look very like your father when you’re annoyed.’

  Philokles put an arm around his shoulders. ‘He is growing to be like his father.’

  ‘So’s his sister,’ Diodorus said, and they all laughed, even Satyrus.

  It was almost a week before they saw the scouts of the enemy, and another week before Demetrios brought up his infantry.

  The cavalry went out of the works and skirmished. The hippeis of Tanais rode forth and brought back prisoners – Sakje and Medes – and Seleucus, Ptolemy’s new second in command, won a cavalry battle somewhere to the south and east on the Nabataean road. The pikemen of the phalanxes played no part in any of this. Most of them sat in camp. But the Phalanx of Aegypt drilled all day, every day. They marched up and down the roads, and they charged across broken ground and open ground and they dug on the walls when ordered, because Philokles refused to give them a rest.

  They worked harder than anyone but the slaves.

  Melitta watched them march by, sitting on the great earthwork wall with her legs hanging over the edge to catch the breeze – legs which drew no notice at all in a camp so full of available peasant girls that no one gave her a second look. That thought made her smile. Beneath her feet, Xeno and Satyrus and all the young men she knew – there was Dionysius, his hair plastered to his head under a filthy linen skull cap, making a sarcastic comment to his file partner, she could see it on his face – the lot of them marched by. They were singing the Paean to Apollo to keep in step and they sang it well enough to move her.

  ‘Bion? Bion!’

  Officer. She pulled her legs under her and swung off the parapet to drop to the hard-packed gravel of the sentry walk. ‘Phylarch!’ she called in her low voice.

  Idomeneus was a Cretan, like most expert archers. He wore quilted armour and carried a massive bow and Melitta suspected that the spade-bearded mercenary knew she was a girl and didn’t care. She saluted him as she’d been taught.

  ‘Listen up, lad. I’m to take my best hundred archers – we’ll ride double with some of the horse-boys and try a little ambush. There’s likely to be some plunder. What do you say?’

  ‘I’ll get my kit,’ Melitta said.

  ‘Whoa, horsey. Sunset, at the camp of the Exiles.’ He grinned. ‘Professionals. They won’t leave us to die, I think.’

  Melitta hoped her face didn’t register her reaction. ‘Exiles’ is what Ptolemy’s army called Diodorus’s hippeis from Tanais. Those were her people – they’d know her.

  Too late to back out. ‘I’ll be there,’ she said.

  She accepted the derision of her peers with grace when she appeared on parade in Persian trousers she’d bought from a slave. Like most of them, she had a big straw hat the size of an aspis and under it she wrapped her head in linen against the sun. There wasn’t much of Melitta, daughter of Kineas, to be seen.

  The hundred picked toxotai didn’t so much march as stroll across the camp. Good archers were specialists – like craftsmen – and they didn’t have the kind of discipline that the men in the phalanxes needed. In fact, they derided the phalangites as often as they could.

  Cavalry were a different matter. Cavalrymen often had a social distinction, and they considered all infantrymen to be beneath their notice. Melitta, as the child of the Sakje, shared their disdain, and it was odd to receive the cutting edge of it from men she knew.

  ‘Pluton, they smell!’ Crax laughed. He trotted his horse along the length of the toxotai, his charger actually brushing Melitta. He stopped and leaned over by Idomeneus. ‘This is the best you could do? They look like dwarves, Ido!’

  Crax actually pointed at Melitta. ‘That one can’t be more than twelve.’

  Her captain didn’t get angry. Instead, he pointed at ‘Bion’. ‘Fall out,’ he said. ‘String your bow.’

  Crax laughed. ‘Well, at least he’s strong enough to get it bent. Say – that’s a Sakje bow, lad.’

  Melitta had the string on with the practice of years. Without waiting
for an order, she put an arrow on her string, chose a target – a javelin target across the Exiles’ parade square, a good half a stade away – and loosed. The arrow rose, drifted a little on the evening breeze and struck the target squarely, so that the wooden shield moved and the thunk echoed.

  ‘Hmm,’ Diodorus said. ‘That lad looks familiar to me, Crax.’ Diodorus had a dun-coloured cloak over a plain leather cuirass and two spears in his fist.

  Crax reached down and slapped Idomeneus. ‘I take it all back, Cretan. They’re all Apollo’s own children. At least they won’t burden the horses!’

  After a quick inspection, ten of them were sent to fill all the water bottles, a task Melitta always drew because she was clearly one of the youngest. Then they paraded with the hippeis, and every archer was assigned to a rider.

  Bion was assigned to a Macedonian deserter she didn’t know well – although she did know him – but just as she prepared to climb on to his mount, Carlus trotted his gigantic charger along the line.

  ‘Captain says I take the boy,’ Carlus said.

  The Macedonian shrugged. ‘He’s the lightest, that’s for sure. Not sorry to ride without him, though. They’ve all got lice.’ He turned his horse and moved back along the file.

  Carlus lifted Bion with one hand. ‘Hands around my waist, lad,’ he said.

  Carlus smelled of male sweat and horse – not a bad smell at all, but ‘Your uncle says that if you want to go with the army, you should be with us,’ Carlus said. His voice was level. ‘We can keep you alive.’

  ‘I can keep alive. I have comrades who I value,’ she said. And she knew that life in the camp of the Exiles would not be real like life with the toxotai. She was gaining a reputation as an archer and as someone to be taken seriously, at knucklebones or even boxing. With the hippeis, she’d be known for what she was. Kind glances and helpful hands and some laughter behind her back.

  Carlus shrugged. ‘Everyone needs to make their own way,’ he allowed.

  The moon was bright, and the desert empty, and they rode fast – the kind of speed that Medes and Sakje practised, and few Greeks could manage. Every man had two horses, or even three, and they changed every hour.