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What Matters Most Is How Well You Walk Through the Fire

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by Charles Bukowski


  and it stays down.”

  we talked some more and then I left.

  now the old women ask me, “where is he? where is your

  friend?”

  I don’t think he wants to see them.

  I’ll always remember him when there was trouble

  around this place

  running out of his apartment in back

  himself large and confident

  in the moonlight, long cigar in mouth

  ready to right what needed to be set

  right.

  now it’s simple and clear

  that he waits as alone as a man can get.

  even the devil has company, you know.

  the old ladies stay inside

  the taco stand has lost its lure

  and when the police helicopter circles

  over us in the night

  and the searchlight invades our windows

  illuminating the blinds it doesn’t matter

  like it used to matter. it’s as simple

  and clear as that.

  Nana

  she has fucked 200 men in ten

  states.

  5 have committed suicide

  3 have gone entirely mad.

  every time she moves to a new city

  10 men follow her.

  now she sits on my couch

  in a short blue dress

  and she seems

  quite healthy and chipper

  even looks innocent.

  “I lose interest in a man,”

  she says,

  “as soon as he begins to care for

  me.”

  I refill her drink

  as she pulls her dress up,

  shows me her black panties.

  “don’t these look sexy?” she asks.

  I tell her that they do look sexy.

  she gets up, walks across the room

  through my bedroom and into the bathroom.

  soon I hear the toilet flush.

  her name is Nana and she has been living on

  earth for the past

  5,000 years.

  poor Mimi

  poor Mimi Trochi

  she is probably the most beautiful woman I know

  and young too, still young, but

  she keeps running into trouble,

  twice in the madhouse,

  shacked up and deserted

  beyond counting

  but she knows I am one of those rare old-fashioned men

  and she comes to me for strength

  but all I can give her are hot kisses,

  and we are always interrupted by lightning or chance

  or bad luck

  and poor Trochi and I never seem to get beyond the

  hot kisses,

  and I am usually luckier that way,

  and she certainly must be—if you want to call it luck—

  with her several children to prove it.

  for one of the handsomest women on earth

  this all could be a puzzle

  especially since she has a mind and a soul, but

  Trochi simply chooses wrong,

  she chooses indifference to begin with,

  she believes indifference is strength, and

  I have suffered right along with Mimi Trochi and

  her indifferent men and

  although I have never stuck it into her

  she keeps coming back

  with stories and sobs

  looking more handsome than ever,

  we don’t even kiss anymore,

  all those hot kisses gone forever,

  I am just not indifferent enough.

  “you had your chance,” she tells me,

  showing me her newest baby.

  I don’t know what to do about it

  so I phone my girlfriend and say,

  “do come over. Mimi is here with her baby

  and we are celebrating.”

  my girlfriend comes over, picks up the baby and

  tortures it in her loving way

  just as she does me.

  and then I tell Mimi that we must leave for dinner,

  my girlfriend and I,

  and Mimi says, well, all the traffic

  now, it’s 5 in the afternoon, could I stay a while?

  and so we leave handsome Mimi Trochi

  there and drive off,

  and I don’t worry too much

  because I feel that Mimi does love me in her own

  way,

  and coming back the next morning

  I find nothing missing,

  only a small phone bill later,

  a call to Van Nuys and a call to Pasadena,

  hardly anything for a woman in her state,

  you know how it usually is:

  a call to New York or Philadelphia

  or London or Paris or worse.

  I have her phone number written down

  and I am going to invite her to my New Year’s party

  if she’s still in town

  then.

  that day we left her at my place

  she said she was going to try to get a job

  as a belly dancer

  at the Red Fez. a Turk, she said, owned the Red

  Fez and he was giving her some real

  trouble

  but might offer her the job

  anyway.

  having known Mimi Trochi this long

  I was afraid to ask her

  what the trouble was.

  a boy and his dog

  there’s Barry in his ripped walking shorts

  he’s on Thorazine

  is 24

  looks 38

  lives with his mother in the same

  apartment building

  and they fight like married folk.

  he wears dirty white t-shirts

  and every time he gets a new dog

  he names him “Brownie.”

  he’s like an old woman really.

  he’ll see me getting into my Volks.

  “hey, ya goin’ ta work?”

  “oh, no Barry, I don’t work. I’m going to

  the racetrack.”

  “yeah?”

  he walks over to the car window.

  “ya heard them last night?”

  “who?”

  “them! they were playin’ that shit all night!

  I couldn’t sleep! they played until one-thirty!

  didn’t cha hear ’em?”

  “no, but I’m in the back, Barry, you’re up

  front.”

  we live in east Hollywood among the massage parlors,

  adult bookstores and the sex film theatres.

  “yeah,” says Barry. “I don’t know what this neighborhood

  is comin’ to! ya know those other people in the front

  unit?”

  “yes.”

  “well, I saw through their curtains! and ya know what

  they were doin’?”

  “no, Barry.”

  “this!” he says and then takes his right forefinger and

  pokes it against a vein in his left arm.

  “really?”

  “yeah! and if it ain’t that, now we got all these

  drunks in the neighborhood!”

  “look, Barry, I’ve got to get to the racetrack.”

  “aw’ right. but ya know what happened?”

  “no, Barry.”

  “a cop stopped me on my Moped, and guess why?”

  “speeding?”

  “no! he claimed I had to have a license to drive a Moped!

  that’s stupid! he gave me a ticket! I almost smashed him

  in the face!”

  “oh yeah?”

  “yeah! I almost smashed him!”

  “Barry, I’ve got to make the first race.”

  “how much does it cost you to get in?”

  “four dollars and twenty-five cents.”

  “I got into the Pomona County Fair for a dolla
r.”

  “all right, Barry.”

  the motor has been running. I put it into first and pull

  out. in the rearview mirror I see him walk

  back across the lawn.

  Brownie is waiting for him,

  wagging his tail.

  his mother is inside waiting.

  maybe Barry will slam her against the refrigerator

  thinking about that cop.

  or maybe they’ll play checkers.

  I find the Hollywood freeway

  then the Pasadena freeway.

  life has been tough on Barry:

  he’s 24

  looks 38

  but it all evens out finally:

  he’s aged a good many other people

  too.

  the dangerous ladies

  they come visit and

  sit across from me and talk

  and their voices are very loud

  and they laugh too much

  and soon I have a headache

  as they tell me about their men

  how they had to throw this one out

  and how the other one tried to

  kill himself when they left him,

  and they talk on

  smiling

  laughing

  nodding

  and most of them are a little bit

  heavy and a little bit

  blonde

  and after they leave

  I think about the men who needed them:

  those are the kind of men who would consider

  turning on the gas if they lost their jobs

  as stock boys at

  Sears-Roebuck.

  those are men who need women like they once

  needed their mothers.

  those are men who need loud laughing

  wenches of little

  spiritual or physical

  attraction.

  and the women feast on those men

  like candy

  like peanuts

  like sunflower seeds

  and throw away the wrappers and shells

  as they tell others of their womanly

  conquests

  while holding a warm can of Coors in one hand

  and a Marlboro in the other.

  sloppy love

  Sally was a sloppy

  leaver. she was good with farewell

  notes,

  she wrote them in a large

  indignant hand.

  Sally was always indignant, she was

  good at that.

  and she always took most of her

  clothes,

  but I’d

  sit and look about—

  and there’d be a pink slipper

  under the bed.

  I’d

  get down under the bed

  to get that pink slipper to

  throw it in the trash

  and next to the pink slipper

  I’d find a pair of stained

  panties.

  and there were hairpins everywhere:

  in the ashtray, on the dresser, in the

  bathroom, and her magazines were also

  everywhere with their exotic headlines:

  MAN KIDNAPS GIRL, THEN

  THROWS HER BODY FROM

  400 FOOT CLIFF.

  9 YEAR OLD BOY RAPES

  4 WOMEN IN GREYHOUND DEPOT RESTROOM.

  Sally was a sloppy leaver.

  in the top drawer next to the Kleenex

  I’d find all the notes I’d written her,

  neatly bound with rubber

  bands.

  and she was sloppy with her

  photos:

  I’d find one of both of us

  crouched on the hood of our

  ’58 Plymouth—

  Sally showing a lot of leg

  and grinning like a Kansas City moll,

  and me

  showing the bottoms of my shoes

  with the holes

  in them.

  and, there were photos of dogs,

  all of them ours,

  and, photos of children,

  most of them

  hers.

  she’d leave and an

  hour later

  the phone would ring

  and it would be

  Sally

  and in the background

  music from a juke

  box, some song I

  hated, and while she talked

  I’d hear men’s

  voices too.

  “Sally, Sally,” I’d say,

  “come on back,

  baby!”

  “no,” she’d say, “there are other men in the

  world besides you. but

  I could have loved you forever, Chinaski.”

  “get fucked,” I’d say and hang

  up.

  I’d pour a drink

  and while looking for a scissors in the bathroom

  to trim the hair around my ears

  I’d find a brassiere in one of the drawers

  and hold it up to the light.

  I’d drink my drink

  then begin to trim the hair around my ears

  deciding that I was quite a handsome man

  but that I’d need to lift weights

  go on a diet

  get a tan,

  and so forth.

  after a while

  the phone would ring again

  and I’d lift the receiver

  hang up

  lift the receiver again

  and let it

  dangle

  by the cord.

  I’d trim my ear hairs, my nose hairs, my

  eyebrows,

  then lie down

  and go to

  sleep.

  I’d be awakened by a sound I had never

  heard before—

  it felt and sounded like the warning of an

  atomic attack.

  I’d get up and look for the sound.

  it would come from the telephone

  still off the hook.

  I’d

  pick up the

  phone.

  “sir, this is the desk clerk, your phone is

  off the hook.”

  “all right. sorry. I’ll

  hang up.”

  “don’t hang up, sir. your wife is in the

  elevator.”

  “my wife?”

  “she says she’s Mrs. Chinaski.”

  “all right, it’s

  possible.”

  “sir, can you get her out of the

  elevator?

  her language is abusive

  and she says she won’t budge

  until you come and

  help her…and, sir…”

  “yes?”

  “…we didn’t want to call the

  police…”

  “yes?”

  “she’s laying on the floor in the

  elevator, sir, and, and…she has…

  urinated on

  herself…”

  “o.k.,” I’d say and

  hang up.

  I’d walk out in my shorts

  cigar in mouth

  and press the elevator

  button.

  it would come up slowly:

  one, two, three, four…

  the doors would open

  and there would be

  Sally.

  I’d

  pick her up and

  carry her out of

  there.

  I’d get her to the apartment

  throw her on the bed

  and pull off her wet

  panties, skirt and stockings.

  then I’d put a drink on the coffee table

  nearby

  sit down on the couch

  and

  wait.

  suddenly she’d sit straight up and

  look around the

  room.

  she’d ask

 
“Hank?”

  “over here,” I’d

  wave my hand.

  “oh, thank god…”

  then she’d see the drink and

  gulp it

  down. I’d get up,

  refill it, put cigarettes, an ashtray and

  matches

  nearby.

  then she’d sit up again:

  “who took my panties

  off?”

  “me.”

  “me?”

  “Chinaski.”

  “Chinaski, you can’t

  fuck me.”

  “you pissed

  yourself.”

  “who?”

  “you…”

  she’d sit straight

  up then:

  “Chinaski, you dance like a

  queer, you dance like a

  woman!”

  “I’ll kick your god-damned

  ass!” I’d say.

  then she’d put her head back on the

  pillow: “I love you, Chinaski, I really

  do…”

  she’d start snoring then.

  after a while

  I’d get into bed with

  her. I wouldn’t want to touch her

  at first. she needed a bath.

  I’d get one leg up against hers;

  it didn’t seem too

  bad. I’d try the

  other.

  I’d remember all the good days and the

  good nights

  slip one arm under her neck,

  then I’d put the other around her

  belly

  gently.

  her hair would fall back

  and climb into my face.

  I’d feel her inhale, then

  exhale. we’d sleep like that

  most of the night and into the

  next afternoon. then I’d be the first to get up and

  go to the bathroom

  and then she’d get up and

  have her turn.

  winter: 44th year

  I am sad

  like

  a

  dead angel

  I am sad

  like

  porksalt

  I am mad

  like

  a

  dead angel

  a woman has

 

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