Murder by Misrule: A Francis Bacon Mystery (The Francis Bacon Mystery Series Book 1)

by Anna Castle

  Laughter ensued. Servers, who must have been faint with the postponement of their own dinner, dashed out from behind the screen with jugs and platters and trays before Treasurer Fogg could once again open his mouth.

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  The boys conferred as they devoured courses of stuffed mackerel, salad, spinach flan, and almond leech. By the time the cloths were withdrawn, they were ready.

  Stephen walked up to the dais and spoke quietly for a moment with the benchers. They nodded at him and settled themselves comfortably with cups of wine. He stood with admirable poise in front of the whole assembly. "Esteemed members of Gray's Inn: I am honored to be elected as your prince. I promise that I will serve you to the utmost of my abilities."

  Cheers and cries of "Long live the Prince!" followed.

  "Now I will announce my court. First, I am informed that I must select a member of the bench as my Counselor in Chief. Since provisionary benchers are allowed, I appoint Mr. Francis Bacon as my Master of Revels."

  That startled a laugh from Bacon, who had apparently only been half listening. For a moment, he looked like a boy, still a student with a taste for fun. Tom liked him for it.

  "Next, I must have a Lord Treasurer, a man who can be trusted to manage the enormous sums of money needed to make my reign memorable. I name Benjamin Whitt to hold my princedom's monies, for that he himself have none."

  Cries of sympathy mixed with the laughter as Ben rose to stand beside his prince.

  "Since we are under constant threat of invasion and affront from members of those outposts of villainy, Lincoln's Inn and the Middle Temple—"

  Boos and hisses rose from the audience as the names of their rival Inns of Court were mentioned. The Inner Temple was, by long tradition, an ally of Gray's.

  Stephen held up his hands for silence. "We require a bold and intimidating Captain of the Guard. I name Allen Trumpington to be my shield of strength, for that he himself have none."

  Trumpet bounded up to the dais and paced back and forth, glaring fiercely at the ancients. Tom laughed out loud. It was like appointing a kitten to guard the bears.

  "Last and least," Stephen said. "In these perilous times, a wise ruler retains a minister to warn him of machinations at home and abroad. I name Thomas Clarady to be my Master of Intelligences, for that —" He stopped and gave the audience a meaningful look.

  As one, the Society chorused "He himself have none!"

  Stephen made a clowning face at Tom, who was well pleased with his post. Everyone knew that the real Master Intelligencer, Sir Francis Walsingham, had over and again saved England from those milk-livered, pox-marked Catholic conspirators. The position was one of the most important in the kingdom.

  Stephen raised his arms high and shouted, "Let the revels begin!" He waved a hand at the minstrel gallery over the screen and music filled the hall.

  CHAPTER 14

  Night settled into the corners of an alehouse by the docks in Vlissingen. The alewife threw a handful of sticks on the fire, the only light in the low-ceilinged room. Flickering shadows improved the scene, masking the smoky grime that smeared the long table and highlighting the dingy white of the alewife's partlet. Rough straw covered the floor and rougher men sprawled across the benches.

  Caspar von Ruppa waved his mug. The alewife shook her head at him. "No more for you. Food first."

  "I'll drink my supper, woman." He pounded his mug on the table, startling his companion out of slumber with a wet snort. He'd dropped his head to his arms after only three mugs. Caspar had kept on drinking.

  What else was there to do while they waited for the wind to change? A job in England was all very well, but they didn't get paid until they started work and they couldn't start work until they got to the estate and they couldn't get to the bloody estate until the wind shifted to the bloody east so they could get across the bloody French Ocean to Ramsgate and up the bloody Thames.

  "More!" Caspar pounded his mug on the table again. The alewife shrugged her fat shoulders and obliged him. His gaze followed her broad backside as she swung her hips to avoid the groping hands of another customer.

  The alehouse door swung open, letting in a cold draft. Wind from the west: it stank of frustration. A man clothed from head to toe in plush black velvet ducked under the lintel and stood blinking in the firelight. He scanned the room, upper lip twisted in disgust. Caspar had stopped noticing the smell of the place hours ago.

  The man's gaze fell on Caspar, studying him, head tilted to one side. "Caspar von Ruppa? The stone carver?"

  "Who says I am?" The man was dressed like a wealthy Dutch burgher, but he spoke with the lisping accent of a Spaniard. The sound burned Caspar's ears, but he would listen nevertheless. He might have a job to offer that didn't depend on the godforsaken wind.

  The man smiled, a thin smile under a thin moustache. "Your apprentices, down by the ship, told me to look for a man 'the size and color of a block of limestone, but with a broken nose.' An apt description."

  Caspar frowned and scratched his short gray beard. He'd give the cheeky bastards the back of his hand when he was done drinking. "What do you want?"

  "To make a proposition. Care for a walk?"

  "I'd rather drink."

  "My proposition is not for everyone to hear."

  Caspar drained his draft in four noisy gulps. He slapped the empty mug on the table and belched open-mouthed. The Spaniard closed his eyes as if pained. He was probably used to courtly Spanish manners. He must have quite a proposition to bring him down to the docks. Maybe he had lots of silver reales to go with it.

  Caspar stood for the first time in hours. He wobbled on his stiff knee, grunting, and supported himself with a heavy hand pressed hard against his snoring companion's back. He got his weight balanced over his two feet and shook his knee out.

  The Spaniard gestured at the door with a mocking bow. Caspar squared his shoulders and strode carefully across the room. They walked out into a brackish breeze. It reeked of fish and dockside refuse and yet was fresher than the fusty air inside the alehouse. The chill slapped Caspar's cheeks, sobering him up. Now he'd have to start again from scratch.

  The Spaniard pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and held it to his nose. Caspar caught a whiff of lavender and sneered. Stinks never bothered him.

  "I hear you're a man who likes money," the Spaniard said.

  "Are there men who don't?"

  The Spaniard ignored the question. "You did a favor for my colleague last year, carrying some items into England for him along with your tools."

  "Ah, that kind of proposition," Caspar said. Now he understood. He would bet half his pay that the Spaniard wore a silver cross under that fancy ruff and had a rosary hidden inside those well-padded trunk hose. "What do you want me to carry this time?"

  The Spaniard smiled. "Only a few sheets of paper."

  "Paper with words on it, I'll wager."

  Well-dressed Spaniards who recruited in alehouses were unlikely to be smuggling lace. Those sheets of paper were probably religious pamphlets, illegal in England and dangerous to transport.

  The Spaniard shrugged, one of those Latin shrugs that carried a whole conversation. "We wouldn't need you to deliver sheets of blank paper." He stopped abruptly and gripped Caspar's arm with fingers like iron cables. "These papers are important. You must understand that. They must be delivered on time. They are vital to the future of Europe."

  "So important as that?" Caspar doubted these papers were anything more than the usual nonsense, but Catholics loved conspiracies. Everything they did was a matter of eternal life or death. Why anyone would care about someone else's afterlife was a mystery to him.

  The Spaniard's dark eyes glittered in the moonlight. "The English have strayed from the path of God. Like errant sheep, they must be brought back into the fold. They've even forgotten how to worship. These pamphlets will teach them, remind them. They are holy lessons to guide them back to the truth."

  Caspar said nothing. He remembered the l
esson the Spanish had taught the good citizens of Antwerp ten years ago. They called it the Spanish Fury: three days of horror while raging tercios sacked the city. Seven thousand Flemish Protestants had learned their lesson that week. Had they gone to heaven or to hell? The English should be grateful to be receiving papers instead of soldiers. Maybe they would be better pupils. He didn't care, as long as he got paid.

  They reached the ship that would carry Caspar, his apprentices, and his tools to London, where they would transfer to a boat going upriver. Caspar was looking forward to a few days in the English capitol, mainly for the beer, but also for a personal errand. A friend had caught a glimpse of his wife on the street there recently. Dear little Clara: she'd run away from him. He wanted her back. Perhaps he would teach his errant sheep a little lesson.

  The Spaniard snapped his fingers and a man materialized from the shadows rolling a cart, followed by another with a torch. On the cart were six square bundles wrapped in hemp and tied with coarse twine. The carter untied one of the bundles to reveal a block of arebescato marble that shone like captured moonlight.

  Caspar's heart beat faster at the sight. He loved fine stone. He often gave himself up to drink between jobs, but when he was working, he was one of the finest stone carvers in the Low Countries. No one sculpted a more regal lion, and his gryphons were prized from Rouen to York.

  "This is the first half of your payment," the Spaniard said. "The second half will be paid in silver, on delivery."

  Caspar nodded. Those small blocks of Italian marble were worth a year's wages. With them, he could carve a pair of fireplace piers that would so dazzle their patron he'd pay double without so much as a blink. He started conjuring figures worthy of such stone.

  "Where do I take these stacks of important papers?"

  "Do you know a place west of London by the name of Gray's Inn?"

  CHAPTER 15

  Rain spattered against the windowpanes. Francis Bacon held the letter he was reading toward the window to try to catch more of the dim light. His brother's crabbed and much-abbreviated script was difficult enough in full sun; he'd go blind trying to decipher it under these conditions. His servant, Pinnock, knelt beside the hearth, stirring the embers under a fresh-laid faggot.

  Francis felt restless. He needed a walk, weather notwithstanding. He wouldn't mind a roaring blaze maintained at someone else's expense and a hot cup of hippocras. It was only ten of the clock. Perhaps he could kill two birds with one stone. More, if his shot was lucky.

  He spoke to the boy. "Don't build up the fire on my account."

  "Sir?"

  "I'm going out."

  "In this?" Pinnock's voice squeaked with incredulity.

  Francis wrapped himself in a thick cloak and hood and tramped the short distance to Holborn. The Antelope Inn was a hollow rectangle, three stories tall, longer than it was wide. On a dark day such as this, the walls glowed whitely. Yellow firelight danced in the diamond panes of the windows fronting the tavern, enticing to a man with raindrops speckling his lashes.

  The painted sign creaked over the arched entrance to the courtyard. Rain cackled on the gravel, which looked as if it had been churned up by a tournament. The place seemed desolate in spite of the fire-lit windows. Most of the guests — spillover from the Inns of Court — had moved out that morning, going home to their families for the mesne vacation.

  All to the good. Francis wanted a quiet chat with the proprietress.

  He pushed through the door into the tavern and felt instantly suffused with warmth. He noted the confined space, with all the doors and windows closed and the roaring fire generating heat. One of the things he often pondered, in between other thoughts, was the exact nature of the Form of Heat. Air was not warm in and of itself, unlike fire or the rays of the sun. Out of doors, exposed to the exhalations of the earth and other influences, air was variable, impossible to examine. In a confined space, however, one might control the experiment. He had thought of using air captured in earthen jugs. But perhaps Mrs. Sprye would lend him her taproom for an afternoon of philosophical inquiry?

  He half turned to go out again to revisit the contrast between the unfettered air, which was cold and wet, and the cloistered air within, which was warm and dry. But then he realized that Mrs. Sprye had noticed him and was even now rising to greet him.

  He froze where he stood, torn between the desire to investigate and the fear of seeming foolish.

  "Mr. Bacon? Are you coming or going?" Mrs. Sprye walked toward him. She wore a fitted gown of red worsted over a dark pink kirtle banded in black. Her brown hair was tucked into a netted caul, topped by a stiff linen cap. A partlet of lawn veiled her ample décolletage. Her hands were lifted in welcome.

  The matter was decided.

  Francis smiled, offering no explanation in answer to her raised eyebrows. He knew she wouldn't press. He had always liked her for that. He scanned the room, hoping no one less forbearant had seen him dithering on the threshold. Luckily, it was nearly empty. Two men sat by the inner wall reviewing a long rolled document. The barmaid perched on a stool behind the counter at the back, polishing pewter cups. Mrs. Sprye had been sitting alone at her accustomed table in the far corner, writing.

  "Dolly, come take Mr. Bacon's cloak."

  The maid hopped off her stool and hurried forward to accept the weight of wet wool as Francis shrugged it off his shoulders. She hung it in the nook behind the fireplace to dry.

  "Thank you," Francis said. She giggled at him.

  "Stop that giggling, you silly girl," Mrs. Sprye scolded. "Mr. Bacon doesn't care for such foolishness."

  "I don't mind," he said. Dolly giggled again.

  "You'll want something hot, I'll wager. Dolly, let's have a nice cup of mulled wine for Mr. Bacon. Quick, now! And one for me too, while you're about it."

  "Yes, Madam." Dolly bobbed a curtsy and scurried through a door behind the counter.

  "Come sit beside the fire," Mrs. Sprye said. "I'm astonished you trudged all the way here on such a foul morning. I would have expected every lawyer in London to be sleeping the day away today."

  Francis sighed the sigh of a man with many burdens. "Alas, there is always work."

  "And how is your brother Anthony?"

  Francis drew in a sharp breath. Mrs. Sprye knew more than she ought about Anthony's intelligence work in France and about his own role in editing and decrypting his brother's letters. Anthony was ostensibly stranded in southern France by his fickle health, but his covert brief was to observe and analyze the political situation. He was well connected and friendly with both Protestants and Catholics. He sent relatively transparent reports directly to the Earl of Leicester and Secretary of State Walsingham. He sent the more sensitive details to his brother to interpret and transmit appropriately. Francis's work was unpaid, unthanked, and now made more difficult by his recent gaffe at court.

  Lady Bacon must have been indiscreet with the Andromache Society. Francis bit his lip and met Mrs. Sprye's gaze with a level look that asked her not to probe. "Well enough. He loves Montaubon. He may never come home."

  She smiled to show her understanding of the unspoken request then clucked her tongue like a simple gossip. "He will if your mother has anything to say about it."

  Francis shrugged. They both knew that the power of maternal influence attenuated over long distances.

  He waited until his hostess had seated herself and then chose a stool that placed his back at an oblique angle to the fire. He would be warm, but not overflushed.

  Dolly returned with her fixings on a tray. She set her long-handled pipkin at the edge of the fire and began to mix spices, honey, and slices of fruit. Francis inhaled the scents of cinnamon, anise, and warming claret and sighed again, contentedly. This was what he'd wanted.

  While they waited for their drinks, Francis and Mrs. Sprye chatted about gardening, a diversion they both enjoyed. They were not especially close friends, but they had known each other since Francis had first come to Gray's. Each had t
aken the measure of the other, adding it up to mutual liking augmented by mutual respect. Francis found Mrs. Sprye to be a more comfortable co-conversant than most women he knew. She accepted him as he was rather than regarding him as a block of clay to be molded or a pear tree to be trained against a wall.

  When the wine was hot, Dolly filled two pewter goblets, served them, and took her tray back to the kitchen. Francis blew across the top of his drink to cool it. He hated to burn his tongue. He caught Mrs. Sprye's expression of patient expectation. The time had come.

  "I have a question for you," he said. "Perhaps two."

  "I thought you might. Your boy is perfectly capable of making hippocras."

  "Not as good as yours."

  She accepted the compliment with a tilt of her head.

  "I've been tasked with examining the circumstances of Tobias Smythson's death."

  "By your uncle, I presume."

  Francis merely raised his eyebrows.

  "I thought poor Toby was murdered by a cutpurse."

  "The question remains open. My uncle's concern is that some of Smythson's less public activities might have been a factor."

  "That his spying got him killed, you mean," Mrs. Sprye had little patience for the circumlocutions of political discourse.

  "Yes." Since he could be direct as well, Francis added, "He should not have told you about that."

  "He asked me to watch my guests for covert activities and keep him informed. Informed! As if I would allow Jesuits to hide under my beds or secret masses to be chanted in my rooms! Do you think I want my queen murdered by popish scalamanders?" Indignation glowed in her cheeks.

  "Did Smythson uncover any such activities at Gray's?"

  "I think he did, but he wouldn't tell me what. Or, more importantly, who." Her hazel eyes sparkled. "I like to think he was concerned for my safety, but it's more likely that he feared censure from Lord Burghley for lack of discretion."

  Francis let his admiration for both the insight and the sparkle show. "I'm sure concern for you played the larger role."