Colonel Sandhurst to the Rescue
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Colonel Sandhurst to the Rescue
A Novel of Regency England
Being the Fifth Volume of The Poor Relation
M. C. Beaton/Marion Chesney
Copyright
Colonel Sandhurst to the Rescue
Copyright ©1994 by Marion Chesney
Cover art to the electronic edition copyright © 2010 by RosettaBooks, LLC
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.
First electronic edition published 2011 by RosettaBooks LLC, New York.
ISBN e-Pub edition: 9780795315404
For Ann Robinson and her daughter
Emma Wilson, with love.
Contents
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter One
There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.
—DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON
The Poor Relation Hotel in Bond Street, although established only a short time ago by a group of impoverished aristocrats, had come to be accepted by society as if it had always been there.
It was highly successful; the price of staying there was enormous, but it was still less than the horrendous price of hiring a house for the Season, not to mention paying a retinue of servants. The food was famous and the Prince Regent had not only dined there but had attended a charity ball a month before.
And yet, despite this success, not all the partners in the hotel were happy. Colonel Sandhurst, a handsome gentleman in his seventies, longed to marry his partner, the equally elderly Lady Fortescue, and retire to the country. Sir Philip Sommerville, also in his seventies, was in disgrace again, having taken a good part of the money earned from the charity ball and put it on a failure of a horse, and so, feeling guilty, longed to be shot of the hotel and live the life of a gentleman again, forgetting that prior to his involvement in the hotel he had not lived the life of a gentleman for a considerable number of years.
The fourth partner, Miss Letitia Tonks, a spinster in her forties, on the other hand, dreaded the idea of life without the work and companionship the business afforded, and Lady Fortescue, more than any of them, was delighted with their success and had been almost relieved when Sir Philip’s folly had meant they would have to work on to secure enough money for a comfortable retirement.
But Sir Philip’s dislike of the hotel and everyone in it was demonstrated when they met one evening to discuss finances. There was one outstanding enormous bill, that run up by Sir Randolph Gray and his wife, who had resided in the hotel for six months and had suddenly left, taking even the downy Sir Philip by surprise. What was usual under such circumstances was that Sir Philip would track down whoever owed money and threaten and embarrass them until they paid up.
Lady Fortescue had discovered that Sir Randolph lived in Essex at Barton Park, his country home. She and Colonel Sandhurst were discussing sending Sir Philip off on his debt-collecting mission when Sir Philip, poking his head forward like a tortoise out of his high stiff collar, said, “Hold on a bit. Why is it always me, hey? Send droopy-face here.”
Miss Tonks, correctly interpreting that he was referring to her, said, “Debt collecting is a man’s job, you old toad,” which showed that the formerly meek and shy spinster had changed a great deal from the days of her poverty, when she had walked along by the Serpentine contemplating suicide.
“Then let Colonel Sandhurst go,” said Sir Philip. “I’m sick to death of always being the one to get you lot out of fixes.”
“The reason we are in this financial dilemma,” said Lady Fortescue, her black eyes snapping, “is because you took our money and threw it away on a rotten piece of horseflesh.”
“I was only trying to do things for the best,” said Sir Philip. “I’m not the only one who wastes money. What about her?” He glared balefully at Miss Tonks. “She’s always buying the best seats in the theatre to see that poxy actor, and because she can’t go alone she has to take the hotel footman with her.” That “poxy” actor was a Mr. Jason Davy, who had helped the poor relations in one of their schemes earlier that year. It was one of the delights of Miss Tonks’s life to watch him on the stage. She did not have the courage to go backstage and lived in the hope that he might call.
At one time she had nourished hopes that Sir Philip might propose, but now all she could do was dream about the actor. Besides, since the time Sir Philip had been having an affair with a vulgar lady by the name of Mrs. Mary Budge, even the genteel Miss Tonks had come alive to the fact that Sir Philip had certain appetites that might be foreign to a virgin in her forties.
“I will go,” said the colonel, “so let’s have no more squabbling.”
Sir Philip immediately felt at a loss. He liked taking charge, being the one to handle all the difficult matters. “You’ll make a mull of it,” he said nastily.
“I do not think so,” said the colonel. “Sir Randolph seemed a well-enough gentleman in his way. I do not anticipate any trouble.”
Sir Philip scuttled out. In his heart of hearts, he uncharitably wished Colonel Sandhurst all the worst luck in the world.
***
Colonel Sandhurst was driving a hired carriage. The hotel owners had planned to buy their own carriage, but Sir Philip’s loss at the races had put an end to that. The colonel left the hotel at dawn and therefore was confident of arriving at Sir Randolph’s late in the afternoon.
But as the distance between himself and Sir Randolph’s home shortened, so did his confidence begin to wane. It was all right for the vulgar Sir Philip to be so pushing—he had not a sensitive bone in his body—but for a gentleman the collecting of money was highly distasteful.
So, a mile from Sir Randolph’s, the colonel drew up at an inn. A little brandy was needed to fortify his spirits.
It was a modest inn, but it was run by a retired army sergeant who recognized in the colonel’s manner and bearing an old soldier like himself. He went down to his cellars and brought up a bottle of white brandy that was part of a consignment he had bought from the smugglers. It was very good brandy indeed and it warmed the colonel’s heart, as did the flattering attentions of the landlord. When it transpired that the landlord had fought with Sir John Moore at Corunna, the colonel expansively told him to draw up a chair. They fought old battles while the brandy sank lower in the bottle, and it was only the sight of darkness outside the windows that reminded Colonel Sandhurst guiltily of his mission and he rose reluctantly and unsteadily to his feet.
But as he climbed into his carriage after it had been brought round and picked up the reins, he felt a surge of power. He would speak quietly and firmly to Sir Randolph.
The landlord had given him instructions as to how to get to Barton Park, Sir Randolph’s home. The colonel’s spirits began to plummet as he turned in through the gate posts past a deserted lodge-house and up a long drive. Although it was dark, he could smell an estate that had been left to go to seed. And then there was actual physical evidence as unkempt bushes brushed the carriage, and in places the drive was nearly grown over. There was a full moon rising up the sky and suddenly in its silvery light he saw a female figure in front of him on the drive, a figure carrying a bandbox, a figure that let out a startled cry and dived into the bushes.
Had the normally reticent colonel not drunk so much he would have proceeded on his way, but he was
anxious to delay the confrontation with Sir Randolph and so he reined in his horses, tethered them to a tree, and plunged into the undergrowth, from which his still sharp ears could hear the sound of muffled sobbing.
Holding high a carriage lamp which he had unhitched, he saw a little clearing ahead of him and there, like Niobe, all tears, perched on the end of a half-shattered ruin of a marble bench, was a young girl. She was holding a wisp of cambric handkerchief to her small nose and sobbing dismally.
“Here now,” said the colonel, advancing. “This will never do.”
She twisted round and looked up at him. He could see her face clearly in the light of the lamp, which he held high. It was one of the most beautiful and appealing faces he had ever seen, unmarred by her weeping.
“Do not be afraid,” went on the colonel in the same gentle voice. “I will not harm you.”
“But you will betray me.” A small, choked voice.
“Why not tell me why you are weeping and perhaps I might be of help?” The colonel held out a huge, serviceable handkerchief, which she gratefully took and blew her small nose on.
He put the lantern down on the grass and sat gingerly next to her on the little bit of marble seat that was still intact. She looked at him and studied him and then, perhaps being reassured by his white hair and his years, she said, “I am running away from home.”
“You are Sir Randolph’s daughter?”
“Yes, I am Miss Frederica Gray.”
“And why are you running away from home, Miss Frederica?”
“Papa is forcing me to marry Lord Peter Bewley, a brute of a man and near his dotage. He is forty!”
The colonel gave a little sigh. He himself was in his seventies.
“And how old are you, my child?”
“I am not a child. I am seventeen.”
The colonel repressed a smile. “The age difference between you and Lord Bewley is great, I admit, and yet such arranged marriages often work out very well. You would have your own household, and you would, to a certain extent, know more freedom than you have possibly had before.”
“The man is gross. A brute! I cannot, I won’t!”
“But where will you go?”
“I shall walk to the nearest town and catch the stage to London and there I shall find employment as a servant girl.”
The colonel repressed a shudder. He thought of the harridans who waited at the coaching inns in the City to see if they could lure some innocent girl from the country into one of their Covent Garden brothels.
“Who are you? What brings you here?” He realized Frederica was asking him.
“I am part-owner of the Poor Relation Hotel in Bond Street,” said Colonel Sandhurst. “Sir Randolph left after a long stay and did not pay his bill.”
“He never pays any bills,” said his daughter bitterly. “When the duns come calling, he sets the dogs on them.”
“Oh.” The colonel looked dismally around the moon-washed glade. He felt all at once deathly sober and it was that feeling which caused his subsequent mad behaviour, for he did not realize that he was still quite tipsy. A great idea sprang into his brain. He would show the others that it was not only Sir Philip who was capable of bold strokes and great cunning. He would offer the girl sanctuary at the hotel. But he would write anonymously to Sir Randolph saying that if he wanted to see his daughter again, he had to pay a certain sum. He, Colonel Sandhurst, would make the sum a little more than the money owing so that Sir Randolph would not suspect the members of the Poor Relation. He stood up. He felt powerful and magnanimous.
“You shall come with me, my dear,” he said, “and you may stay and work at the hotel and be protected by us until such time as your father comes to his senses.”
Now dry-eyed, she stared up at him, sudden caution in her eyes. “It is very kind of you, sir, but you do not know me.”
“Lady Fortescue will take care of you. She is a Trojan,” he said.
“Lady Fortescue?”
“The hotel was once her home. She is a very great lady.”
Frederica decided there was something very trustworthy about the elderly colonel. He smelled very strongly of brandy, but in such a hard-drinking age that was not unusual. She gave a little sigh. “As long as I may earn my keep.”
“In the hotel we all work,” said the colonel. “You will help Miss Tonks in the rooms when necessary and act as chambermaid.”
Frederica began to brighten by the moment. Having no idea of the work of a servant, although she had been surrounded by a great many of them since the day of her birth, she looked on the prospect of work as something of a game.
“Very well, sir,” she said, getting to her feet. “I am most indebted to you.”
The colonel took her bandbox and led her back to his carriage.
With a swagger, he tilted his hat at a rakish angle over one eye, picked up the reins and, turning the carriage around, set off at a smart pace, with the small figure of Frederica wrapped in a carriage rug beside him.
***
Frederica began to feel uneasy when they drew up at a posting-house for the night but was almost immediately reassured when the colonel grandly commanded two of the best bedchambers for himself and his “niece.”
Over a late supper she told him that she had been ordered to marry Lord Bewley, a man she had never met but had heard about—had heard that he was boorish and, above all, old. The colonel, drinking wine on top of the earlier brandy, smiled indulgently and thought how vastly pretty she was. She was so fine-boned and delicate. Her eyes were wide-spaced and grey, and fringed with thick lashes. She had a soft pink, beautifully shaped mouth, and masses of golden hair, very light, almost silver, with a natural curl. There was a vulnerability about her, a femininity which quickened even his old senses. He thought Sir Randolph was quite mad to throw his daughter away to the first bidder. Had he put her on the market at the Season, she could easily have had her pick. Then he reflected that Sir Randolph probably owed this Lord Bewley money.
The intriguing thing about Frederica was that she was unconscious of her beauty and grace. She switched rapidly between child and woman, at one moment endearingly confiding, at others mature and sensible. The bachelor colonel felt a tug at his heart as he watched and listened to her. Such a girl in the old days would have made an army man a splendid wife. By the time the supper was over, they were chatting like old friends.
“What does your mother say to all this?” asked the colonel.
“Mama does not, and never did, have a say in anything,” said Frederica. “Papa really wanted a boy and was determined to turn me into one. He taught me to hunt and shoot and fish. Then, just after my seventeenth birthday, one of his friends laughed at him and said, ‘Don’t you know you are looking at the solution to your debts?’ And he pointed at me with his riding-crop. It was just after they returned from London. They had not taken me. Suddenly all my breeches were burned and clothes were ordered for me from London and some poor faded lady employed to teach me how to go on in society and a dancing master to teach me to dance. At first it was all very exciting and I was looking forward to the Season I was sure they were preparing me for. I looked forward to meeting girls of my age. Then… this.”
“And who told you Lord Bewley was such a monster?”
“The men on the hunting field used to talk to me as if I were a boy. I heard tales of his womanizing, his hard drinking, oh, all sorts of wicked things.”
“I do not know the man,” said Colonel Sandhurst, “but I will make it my business to find out. Now, off to bed with you, my dear. We make an early start, and I can assure you, my partners will give you a warm welcome.”
***
Late next day, Miss Frederica Gray stood in the staff sitting-room of the Poor Relation Hotel and desperately wished she had never left home. Lady Fortescue was not the comfortable friendly cosy lady Colonel Sandhurst had conjured up. From her delicate lace-cap placed on immaculately coiffed white hair to her snapping black eyes, her high-bridg
ed thin nose, and her straight upright figure, she looked the picture of an autocratic aristocrat. Then there was Sir Philip Sommerville, an old man, small and highly scented, who looked her up and down with pale eyes. Only a spinster lady, Miss Tonks, gave her a sympathetic smile.
“Let us hear this farrago of nonsense again,” said Lady Fortescue.
The colonel was sober, the colonel was miserable, and only the gleam of malicious glee at his discomfiture in Sir Philip’s eyes made him stick to his guns. “I thought it would do no harm to keep Miss Frederica here until Sir Randolph comes to his senses.”
“That was not why you were sent,” said Sir Philip. “Dear me, it’s a case of, if you want a job done, do it yourself.”
The colonel rolled his eyes in the direction of Miss Tonks for help. “If you could take Miss Frederica next door, Miss Tonks, and help her to unpack and return here, I will explain matters further.” The hoteliers rented an apartment in a building next door to the hotel.
Feeling he needed an ally and sensing one in Miss Tonks, the colonel firmly refused to outline his Great Plan until her return.
When Miss Tonks came in with a cry of “What a charming and pretty girl!” the colonel found courage to go on. But what had seemed so Machiavellian and clever in a moonlit glade when he was full of brandy seemed quite mad in the sober light of day.
“Let me get this clear,” said Lady Fortescue in a thin voice. “We are to hold Miss Frederica Gray for ransom, a plan she knows nothing about. What came over you?”
“When I learned he was the type of fellow to set the dogs on me, I thought a visit to him would be futile,” said the colonel stoutly.
“Of all the stupid schemes,” crowed Sir Philip, rubbing his scented little hands.
“Have you a better one, old toad?” demanded Miss Tonks waspishly. “Are you prepared to face the dogs to get the money? And why do we need the money so desperately? Because of you. Because of your gambling.”
“Be sensible.” Sir Philip’s voice cracked with exasperation. “The minute Sir Randolph gets that note he’ll put the Runners on to us.”