Angel in black nh-11

by Max Allan Collins

  This was, of course, before the congressman learned that his nephew was that insane killer-and before the congressman became part of that very small circle who knew that Lloyd Watterson had been committed to a mental hospital.

  “I frankly asked the congressman what he thought I should do,” Eliot said. “He pointed out what the scandal would do to all of our careers-his, mine, former Mayor Burton’s…”

  Who was a United States senator, now.

  “… and Congressman Watterson requested that I bring Lloyd back to him, and said he would go with me, personally, to make sure Lloyd was committed-permanently-to an asylum in Dayton.”

  “No more outpatient status.”

  “Locked up, key thrown away.”

  “I still like my idea better.”

  “You’ll help me, then?”

  “I’ll help you. I can’t promise I’ll go along with the congressman’s wishes.”

  The gray eyes studied me; Eliot shook his head. “Nate, your attitude… you’re always kind of flip, but I don’t get it-I tell you the Mad Butcher is at large-right here in California-and you barely bat an eyelash.”

  “Oh,” I said, and took one last swig of Coke. “That’s because he’s tied up and locked in my office closet.”

  17

  I drove Eliot over to the Bradbury Building, which was maybe eight blocks south of Union Station, and I filled him in-filled him in on everything. Fedora in his lap, the familiar comma of brown (graying) hair straying down his forehead, he sat quietly, taking it all in, occasionally lifting an eyebrow. Soon I was parking in the alley, near the service entrance. The building was locked up-no night man in the lobby, no book to sign-but I had a key to the tenants’ door in back.

  “You have a murder motive,” Eliot said, his voice and our footsteps echoing through the brick-and-glass-and-iron cathedral, “and you were unlucky enough to stumble onto the corpse… That’s the kind of coincidence juries hang you over.”

  “Not in this state,” I said cheerfully. “Here, it’s the gas chamber.”

  We headed up the steep, wide iron stairway, with its heavy railings and ornate grillwork-the elevators were shut down, no attendants on duty, and self-service was discouraged. Only about a third of the streetlamp-like light fixtures were on, glowing globes in the ghostly stillness. As we climbed, I glanced around, looking for lights behind the frosted glass of office doors, seeing if anyone else was here after hours-not likely, on a Friday night.

  “While we’re talking coincidences,” I said, pausing on a landing, “how about Lloyd Watterson turning up in Dr. Dailey’s employ-in the same building as the A-1, yet?”

  Eliot waved that off. “A good criminal lawyer can get rid of that-the A-1 and Dailey being in the same building is only natural, what with their referral system. And who else is Lloyd Watterson going to work for, but some shady character involved in abortion or other illegal medical practices?”

  “So if I beat the murder rap,” I said, starting back up the stairs, voice reverberating hollowly, “I face abortion charges? Sort of a consolation prize.”

  “You’re just lucky Lloyd didn’t recognize you.”

  Actually, Lloyd Watterson had only seen me once, almost ten years ago-granted it had been a memorable meeting, him coming in on me as I was sneaking around his house near Kingsbury Run, that modest bungalow in the basement of which Watterson had kept his so-called “murder lab.” Decapitating living humans was messy, after all, what with the jugular vein spurting blood: privacy was needed to dispatch victims and tidy up after.

  Lloyd’s basement-painted a blinding hospital-white, open beams, block walls, concrete floor, white enamel examination table, white medical storage cabinets, counter arrayed with vials and tubes and beakers, including a jug ominously marked FORMALDEHYDE — was where he had tied me up, before coming at me with a cleaver that he had assured me was not used for butchery, for but amputation. Lloyd, you see, preferred the term “Mad Doctor of Kingsbury Run” to the less dignified, vaguely insulting “Mad Butcher.”

  I had insulted Lloyd more directly, kicking him in the balls-he had neglected to tie my legs to the chair-at about which time an associate of Eliot’s, who’d been waiting outside, had the sense to barge in with a gun and make the capture.

  “How did you manage to get Lloyd into your office closet?” Eliot asked, pausing to catch his breath on a landing, moonlight spilling down on us from the greenhouse-like skylight. My old friend-who had always been an avid tennis and handball player and jujitsu enthusiast-had a slightly paunchy, out-of-shape look that surprised me.

  “Nothing too dramatic,” I said. “I waited for him to leave the doctor’s office-luckily, it was just late enough that no one else was around-stepped behind him, put a gun in his back, and walked him inside.”

  We started climbing again.

  Eliot, somewhat winded, said, “I thought your nine-millimeter was in your suitcase.”

  “It is.” On the next landing, I reached my hand in my sportcoat pocket and lifted the. 38 snub-nose by the grip. “The A-1 is a full-service detective agency-Fred has a small arsenal in his bottom desk drawer.”

  “Fred know about about this?”

  I was still glancing around, checking for any unwanted after-hours company in the surrounding offices. “No-he’d already gone home for the day, when I hauled in my guest.”

  “It’s kidnapping, you know.”

  We were on the fifth floor now, just a few feet away from the A-1 door. Shadows cast by the ornate elevator spread across the polished tile floor and rust-brick wall like a spider’s web.

  “That’s right, Eliot-and you’re aiding and abetting.”

  He thought about that, momentarily, then shrugged. “Returning a mental patient to a concerned relative-that doesn’t seem like much of a crime.”

  “Eliot, I abducted the son of a bitch at gunpoint.” I put a hand on his shoulder. “How are you planning to get him back to Ohio with you?”

  His reply was matter-of-fact. “On the train.”

  “On the train. And how will you get him on the train?”

  “When I explain his options, Lloyd will do it voluntarily.”

  I shook my head. “This is no Boy Scout expedition, Eliot. You’re in my world, now-where bad people sometimes just go away. Do you understand?”

  Here in the open corridor, our voices echoed less; but my words hung in the air, just the same.

  Finally he said, “That’s one of the options.”

  As we approached the office, a muffled thumping seemed to be coming from behind the wood-and-frosted-glass door.

  Working the key in the lock, I said, “Sounds like my guest is trying to order up some room service.”

  The thumping escalated into banging as I ushered Eliot into the barely illuminated outer office, not turning on the light. The noise clearly emanated from the secretarial supply closet, the door of which pulsed with each whump, almost as if the closet were breathing.

  When I opened the door of the supply closet, a seated Lloyd Watterson-his ice-blue eyes wide and wild above the makeshift gag of sticky brown mailing tape-was scooting back on the casters of the walnut stenographic chair into which he was tied, rearing back like a bull about to charge a matador.

  I’d cuffed his hands behind him and looped the cuffs through a rung of the chair, into which I’d tied him with heavy brown wrapping twine. Though I’d lashed his ankles together and looped the thick twine around the back of the chair, he’d been able to get enough traction with his feet to take a few hopeless runs against the heavy closet door.

  Veins standing out on his forehead, cords taut in his neck, the blond, broad-shouldered, almost-handsome Watterson-a blizzard of a man in his male-nurse white pants and white shirt and white tennis oxfords with white socks, the heavy brown twine cocooning around him-had the expression of a kid caught masturbating.

  “Oh, do you want out of there, Lloyd?” I asked obsequiously. “Sure thing.”

  I grabbed the front o
f his shirt and yanked him forward-the chair on its casters followed-and then pitched him careening across the office, where he crashed into the secretary’s desk, whacking his back against its edge, and came to a stop. The chair, with him in it, almost toppled, wobbling on its rollers.

  Watterson was trying to talk or cry out or protest or something, under the packing-tape gag.

  “Oh, do you want to be heard, Lloyd?” I asked. “We can make that happen.”

  As if his face were a package I was trying to unwrap, I twisted the tape around his head, the final pass of the sticky stuff making itself known to Lloyd, who yowled at the hair-pulling, flesh-searing exercise.

  “Kinda like taking off a bandage,” I said sympathetically. “Fast is better.”

  I wheeled him around to face me. I had not turned on the lights in the office, and Eliot was just a figure in the shadowy darkness.

  “Recognize me yet, Lloyd?” I asked.

  The ice-blue eyes narrowed. He shook his head. His voice was oddly soft, gentle. “You… you were in Dr. Dailey’s office… today.”

  “Think back, Lloyd… Notice I’m not calling you ‘Floyd.’ That’s a hint. Here’s another: the last time you saw me, you had me in this position.”

  The eyes widened again, but the rest of his boyish face tightened. “Wait a minute… wait a minute… I do know you…”

  “Hit the lights, would you?” I said to Eliot. “Just to the left of where we came in?”

  The overhead light snapped on, flooding the office with illumination, and the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run saw Eliot Ness moving toward him.

  “Oh shit…” Lloyd said.

  “You and your daddy really fooled me, Lloyd,” Eliot said pleasantly. He planted himself in front of Watterson, arms folded, his expression bland, even benign. “Really put one over.”

  A sickly smile formed on the perpetually immature face, the disturbingly sensual lips quivering. “I got help from the doctors, Mr. Ness! I’m better now.”

  “Is that right? From what I gather, you’re back to your old bad habits.”

  Looking up at Eliot the way a child seated in the corner looks up at an approaching razor-strop-wielding parent, Watterson shook his head, and kept shaking it as he said, “No… no. I’m well. I’m cured of that sickness. I had therapy, Mr. Ness. I worked with the doctors. I don’t have those urges anymore. I’m helping people now.”

  Eliot’s eyes frowned and his lips smiled. “Performing abortions is helping people?”

  Watterson nodded emphatically. “The women who want them, who need them, think so.” Then he frowned at the unfairness of it all. “What other kind of work can I find? I’m not licensed.”

  It was damn near what Eliot himself had said.

  Standing off to one side, I put in, “How did you wind up working for Dr. Dailey, Lloyd?”

  Watterson turned his head to look at me, the rest of his body motionless, strapped to the chair. “He and Papa both went to Harvard. They were in the same class. After Papa died, I came out here and asked Dr. Dailey if he would take me in… let me be his physician’s assistant. I went to medical school, you know.”

  Eliot said, “You flunked out, Lloyd.”

  Watterson looked up at Eliot again; his expression seemed almost embarrassed. “I had good grades till I started drinking too much. It made my hands shake. I don’t drink at work.”

  “But you still drink?”

  “I drink-I drink at night with friends, in bars, like everybody. But Mr. Ness, I don’t have those unnatural urges, anymore. I don’t get out of control.”

  Eliot leaned in nearly nose to nose with Watterson. “Cutting a woman in half, Lloyd, that isn’t losing control?”

  Watterson turned his head away, as if Eliot had bad breath. “I didn’t do that.”

  “Do what, Lloyd?”

  Now he looked at Eliot. “Kill that woman in the papers-that ‘Blue Dahlia’ woman.”

  Eliot sighed, stood straight again, rocking on his heels. “ Black Dahlia, Lloyd. That kill has your fingerprints all over it-severed torso, body drained of blood, washed clean…”

  Watterson’s expression was one of wounded indignation. “But she had her head on! The papers said she had her head on. That’s not my style.”

  Eliot reached out and grabbed Watterson by the shirt, catching some of the twine. “Isn’t it, Lloyd? Or did you leave that poor girl’s head on her shoulders and carve that grin in her face so you could laugh at me, through her?”

  “No!”

  “Wasn’t that death grin you cut in her face just the latest smart-ass postcard you sent me, Lloyd?”

  “No! I didn’t do that crime-you know it didn’t fit my… what do you call it… modus operandi!”

  Eliot let go of him, and began to pace slowly, in a very small area right in front of Watterson in his chair. “You never had a consistent M.O., Lloyd. Sometimes you left the bodies whole, after decapitation.”

  Watterson managed to shrug, despite his bonds. “That was the men.”

  “Yes, the men-who you also emasculated. It was the women you cut in two.”

  “And dismembered them, remember! Mr. Ness, that Dahlia woman was only cut in half-she still had all her arms and legs! And you know that’s just not my style.”

  The surrealism of this discussion-Eliot Ness and the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run arguing over the finer points of mass murder-triggered images of Welles’ bizarre Crazy House set with its dismembered mannequin limbs.

  I moved in front of Watterson and Eliot stepped aside. “Lloyd, I can tell you something that is your style. One of your victims, in early ’37, was a woman, never identified, her torso bisected… She was probably around twenty-five with a nice figure, and a fair complexion and brown hair.”

  Eliot, wondering what I was getting at, asked, “The partial torso that washed up on the beach at 136th Street, you mean?”

  “Yes,” I said to him. Then to Watterson I said: “That victim on the beach had another one of your special, whimsical touches-you stuffed an object up the woman’s ass… a pants pocket.”

  “I was sick, then,” Lloyd said, with quiet dignity. “I’m well now.”

  “Happy to hear that,” I said. “By the way, here’s something that hasn’t appeared in the newspapers, Lloyd: Elizabeth Short had something stuffed inside her, too-a scrap of flesh cut from her thigh, bearing a rose tattoo.”

  I stepped aside as Eliot moved in and pointed a finger at Watterson like a gun. “You did this crime, didn’t you, you miserable son of a bitch!”

  “No! I swear I didn’t. I’m well. I’m better!”

  I said to Eliot, “Get the door for me, would you?”

  “The door?”

  “Yeah, the door, Eliot. Open it.”

  Again, though he didn’t follow what I was up to, Eliot went along for the ride. “All right,” he said, went over and opened it and stepped aside.

  I grabbed Lloyd by the blond hair on the top of his head and I dragged him by it out into the hallway-only it wasn’t a hallway, really, but a relatively narrow corridor that bordered a five-story drop to the lobby floor. Casters screeching, the chair bearing the twine-tied Butcher did my bidding as I dragged it over to the central staircase and dragged his ass down the iron stairs, eight of them, jarring him, jolting him, shaking him, rattling him, thump, whump, thump. His wails of terror and pain echoed through the cavernous building, like memories of the cries of mercy he had ignored from his victims.

  In the shadow-crosshatched moonlight, we were on the landing, Lloyd and me-still almost five stories up-and it was as if a little stage had been provided for our modest melodrama. Our intensely interested audience-Eliot Ness-walked slowly down the iron steps, making no move or even uttering a sound to try to stop me, as I pushed the tied-in-the-chair Watterson face first toward and then right up to the edge of the railing. The railing itself was heavy, and about waist high. I lifted the chair and the man in it by the back of the chair and held him up and over the railing so he
could see the hard, shiny floor waiting far below.

  I was barely breathing hard as I said, “Elizabeth Short was a patient at the Dailey clinic, Lloyd.”

  “Please don’t kill me!”

  “Don’t say that again or I will. She was your patient, Lloyd, wasn’t she?”

  “No!”

  “What happened? Did you botch the operation, accidentally, then find yourself with a beautiful young corpse on your hands? And did it just get the old juices flowing, Lloyd?”

  “Noooo!” His cry reverberated through the vastness of the Bradbury. “I didn’t kill her! I didn’t even operate on her! She was Dr. Winter’s patient, not mine!”

  I leaned him over some more, wondering if that twine would hold, not really caring. “You’re saying Elizabeth Short, the Black Dahlia, just happened to be a patient at a clinic where you work?”

  “Yes! Yes!”

  “Yes, you did it?”

  “Yes, it’s just a coincidence!”

  Detectives do not believe in coincidence. Some of us believe in fate, a few even believe in God; but none of us believe in coincidence.

  I pulled him back, sat him down, in his chair, teeth-rattlingly hard, on the iron floor of the landing. Backing away from him, I found myself sitting on the stairs as Eliot moved in to take over.

  “I don’t care whether you admit to this crime or not, Lloyd,” Eliot said, “you’re going back to Ohio, with me.”

  Out of breath, shaking his head, eyes rolling wildly, Lloyd yelled, “I’m not! I’m well! I’m cured! I was legally released. I’m as sane as either of you crazy assholes! You have no right, no recourse to-”

  Eliot stood calmly, arms crossed. “Your uncle requested I bring you home.”

  Watterson’s face tightened, as if he was not sure he’d heard right. “My uncle…?”