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I love you, Gini.
Arf.
The CHAPTER That Comes After The Acknowledgments
Ferris Bueller Says to go Home
“Actually, pizza sucks,” Aliyah said. “Anyone wanna get donuts?”
About the Author
Ferrett Steinmetz is a graduate of both the Clarion Writers’ Workshop and Viable Paradise, and has been nominated for the Nebula Award, for which he remains stoked. Ferrett has a moderately popular blog, The Watchtower of Destruction, wherein he talks about bad puns, relationships, politics, videogames, and more bad puns. He’s written four computer books, including the still-popular-after-two-years Wicked Cool PHP. He lives in Cleveland with his wife, whom he couldn’t imagine living without.
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