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by Byron

He left this Adriatic Ariadne.

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  And Laura waited long, and wept a little,

  And thought of wearing weeds, as well she might;

  She almost lost all appetite for victual,

  And could not sleep with ease alone at night;

  She deem’d the window-frames and shutters brittle

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  Against a daring housebreaker or sprite,

  And so she thought it prudent to connect her

  With a vice-husband, chiefly to protect her.

  XXX

  She chose, (and what is there they will not choose,

  If only you will but oppose their choice?)

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  Till Beppo should return from his long cruise,

  And bid once more her faithful heart rejoice,

  A man some women like, and yet abuse –

  A coxcomb was he by the public voice;

  A Count of wealth, they said, as well as quality,

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  And in his pleasures of great liberality.

  XXXI

  And then he was a Count, and then he knew

  Music, and dancing, fiddling, French and Tuscan;

  The last not easy, be it known to you,

  For few Italians speak the right Etruscan.

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  He was a critic upon operas, too,

  And knew all niceties of the sock and buskin;

  And no Venetian audience could endure a

  Song, scene, or air, when he cried ‘seccatura!’

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  His ‘bravo’ was decisive, for that sound

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  Hush’d ‘Academie’ sigh’d in silent awe;

  The fiddlers trembled as he look’d around,

  For fear of some false note’s detected flaw.

  The ‘prima donna’s’ tuneful heart would bound,

  Dreading the deep damnation of his ‘bah!’

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  Soprano, basso, even the contra-alto,

  Wish’d him five fathom under the Rialto.

  XXXIII

  He patronised the Improvisatori,

  Nay, could himself extemporise some stanzas,

  Wrote rhymes, sang songs, could also tell a story,

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  Sold pictures, and was skilful in the dance as

  Italians can be, though in this their glory

  Must surely yield the palm to that which France has;

  In short, he was a perfect cavaliero,

  And to his very valet seem’d a hero.

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  Then he was faithful too, as well as amorous;

  So that no sort of female could complain,

  Although they’re now and then a little clamorous,

  He never put the pretty souls in pain;

  His heart was one of those which most enamour us,

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  Wax to receive, and marble to retain.

  He was a lover of the good old school,

  Who still become more constant as they cool.

  XXXV

  No wonder such accomplishments should turn

  A female head, however sage and steady –

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  With scarce a hope that Beppo could return,

  In law he was almost as good as dead, he

  Nor sent, nor wrote, nor show’d the least concern,

  And she had waited several years already;

  And really if a man won’t let us know

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  That he’s alive, he’s dead, or should be so.

  XXXVI

  Besides, within the Alps, to every woman,

  (Although, God knows, it is a grievous sin,)

  ’Tis, I may say, permitted to have two men;

  I can’t tell who first brought the custom in,

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  But ‘Cavalier Serventes’ are quite common,

  And no one notices nor cares a pin;

  And we may call this (not to say the worst)

  A second marriage which corrupts the first.

  XXXVII

  The word was formerly a ‘Cicisbeo, ‘

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  But that is now grown vulgar and indecent;

  The Spaniards call the person a ‘Cortejo,’1

  For the same mode subsists in Spain, though recent;

  In short it reaches from the Po to Teio,

  And may perhaps at last be o’er the sea sent.

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  But Heaven preserve Old England from such courses!

  Or what becomes of damage and divorces?

  XXXVIII

  However, I still think, with all due deference

  To the fair single part of the Creation,

  That married ladies should preserve the preference

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  In téte-á-téte or general conversation –

  And this I say without peculiar reference

  To England, France, or any other nation –

  Because they know the world, and are at ease,

  And being natural, naturally please.

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  ’Tis true, your budding Miss is very charming,

  But shy and awkward at first coming out,

  So much alarm’d, that she is quite alarming,

  All Giggle, Blush; half Pertness, and half Pout

  And glancing at Mamma, for fear there’s harm in

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  What you, she, it, or they, may be about,

  The Nursery still lisps out in all they utter –

  Besides, they always smell of bread and butter.

  XL

  But ‘Cavalier Servente’ is the phrase

  Used in politest circles to express

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  This supernumerary slave, who stays

  Close to the lady as a part of dress,

  Her word the only law which he obeys.

  His is no sinecure, as you may guess;

  Coach, servants, gondola, he goes to call,

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  And carries fan and tippet, gloves and shawl.

  XLI

  With all its sinful doings, I must say,

  That Italy’s a pleasant place to me,

  Who love to see the Sun shine every day,

  And vines (not nail’d to walls) from tree to tree

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  Festoon’d, much like the back scene of a play,

  Or melodrame, which people flock to see,

  When the first act is ended by a dance

  In vineyards copied from the south of France.

  XLII

  I like on Autumn evenings to ride out,

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  Without being forced to bid my groom be sure

  My cloak is round his middle strapp’d about,

  Because the skies are not the most secure;

  I know too that, if stopp’d upon my route,

  Where the green alleys windingly allure,

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  Reeling with grapes red waggons choke the way, –

  In England ’twould be dung, dust, or a dray.

  XLIII

  I also like to dine on becaficas,

  To see the Sun set, sure he’ll rise to-morrow,

  Not through a misty morning twinkling weak as

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  A drunken man’s dead eye in maudlin sorrow,

  But with all Heaven t’himself; that day will break as

  Beauteous as cloudless, nor be forced to borrow

  That sort of farthing candlelight which glimmers

  Where reeking London’s smoky caldron simmers.

  XLIV

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  I love the language, that soft bastard Latin,

  Which melts like kisses from a female mouth,

  And sounds as if it should be writ on satin,

  With syllables which breathe of the sweet South,

  And gentle liquids gliding all so pat in,

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  That not a single accent see
ms uncouth,

  Like our harsh northern whistling, grunting guttural,

  Which we’re obliged to hiss, and spit, and sputter all.

  XLV

  I like the women too (forgive my folly),

  From the rich peasant cheek of ruddy bronze,

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  And large black eyes that flash on you a volley

  Of rays that say a thousand things at once,

  To the high dama’s brow, more melancholy,

  But clear, and with a wild and liquid glance,

  Heart on her lips, and soul within her eyes,

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  Soft as her clime, and sunny as her skies.

  XLVI

  Eve of the land which still is Paradise!

  Italian beauty! didst thou not inspire

  Raphael,1 who died in thy embrace, and vies

  With all we know of Heaven, or can desire,

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  In what he hath bequeath’d us? – in what guise,

  Though flashing from the fervour of the lyre,

  Would words describe thy past and present glow,

  While yet Canova can create below?2

  XLVII

  ‘England! with all thy faults I love thee still, ‘

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  I said at Calais, and have not forgot it;

  I like to speak and lucubrate my fill;

  I like the government (but that is not it);

  I like the freedom of the press and quill;

  I like the Habeas Corpus (when we’ve got it);

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  I like a parliamentary debate,

  Particularly when ’tis not too late;

  XLVIII

  I like the taxes, when they’re not too many;

  I like a seacoal fire, when not too dear;

  I like a beef-steak, too, as well as any;

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  Have no objection to a pot of beer;

  I like the weather, when it is not rainy,

  That is, I like two months of every year.

  And so God save the Regent, Church, and King!

  Which means that I like all and every thing.

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  Our standing army, and disbanded seamen,

  Poor’s rate, Reform, my own, the nation’s debt,

  Our little riots just to show we are free men,

  Our trifling bankruptcies in the Gazette,

  Our cloudy climate, and our chilly women,

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  All these I can forgive, and those forget,

  And greatly venerate our recent glories,

  And wish they were not owing to the Tories.

  L

  But to my tale of Laura, – for I find

  Digression is a sin, that by degrees

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  Becomes exceeding tedious to my mind,

  And, therefore, may the reader too displease –

  The gentle reader, who may wax unkind,

  And caring little for the author’s ease,

  Insist on knowing what he means, a hard

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  And hapless situation for a bard.

  LI

  Oh that I had the art of easy writing

  What should be easy reading! could I scale

  Parnassus, where the Muses sit inditing

  Those pretty poems never known to fail,

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  How quickly would I print (the world delighting)

  A Grecian, Syrian, or Assyrian tale;

  And sell you, mix’d with western sentimentalism,

  Some samples of the finest Orientalism.

  LII

  But I am but a nameless sort of person,

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  (A broken Dandy lately on my travels)

  And take for rhyme, to hook my rambling verse on,

  The first that Walker’s Lexicon unravels,

  And when I can’t find that, I put a worse on,

  Not caring as I ought for critics’ cavils;

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  I’ve half a mind to tumble down to prose,

  But verse is more in fashion – so here goes.

  LIII

  The Count and Laura made their new arrangement,

  Which lasted, as arrangements sometimes do,

  For half a dozen years without estrangement;

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  They had their little differences, too;

  Those jealous whiffs, which never any change meant:

  In such affairs there probably are few

  Who have not had this pouting sort of squabble,

  From sinners of high station to the rabble.

  LIV

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  But, on the whole, they were a happy pair,

  As happy as unlawful love could make them;

  The gentleman was fond, the lady fair,

  Their chains so slight, ’twas not worth while to break them:

  The world beheld them with indulgent air;

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  The pious only wish’d ‘the devil take them!’

  He took them not; he very often waits,

  And leaves old sinners to be young ones’ baits.

  LV

  But they were young: Oh! what without our youth

  Would love be! What would youth be without love!

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  Youth lends it joy, and sweetness, vigour, truth,

  Heart, soul, and all that seems as from above;

  But, languishing with years, it grows uncouth –

  One of few things experience don’t improve,

  Which is, perhaps, the reason why old fellows

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  Are always so preposterously jealous.

  LVI

  It was the Carnival, as I have said

  Some six and thirty stanzas back, and so

  Laura the usual preparations made,

  Which you do when your mind’s made up to go

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  Tonight to Mrs. Boehm’s masquerade,

  Spectator, or partaker in the show;

  The only difference known between the cases

  Is – here, we have six weeks of ‘varnish’d faces.’

  LVII

  Laura, when dress’d, was (as I sang before)

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  A pretty woman as was ever seen,

  Fresh as the Angel o’er a new inn door,

  Or frontispiece of a new Magazine,

  With all the fashions which the last month wore,

  Colour’d, and silver paper leaved between

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  That and the title-page, for fear the press

  Should soil with parts of speech the parts of dress.

  LVIII

  They went to the Ridotto; – ’tis a hall

  Where people dance, and sup, and dance again;

  Its proper name, perhaps, were a masqued ball,

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  But that’s of no importance to my strain;

  ’Tis (on a smaller scale) like our Vauxhall,

  Excepting that it can’t be spoilt by rain:

  The company is ‘mix’d’ (the phrase I quote is

  As much as saying, they’re below your notice);

  LIX

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  For a ‘mix’d company’ implies that, save

  Yourself and friends, and half a hundred more,

  Whom you may bow to without looking grave,

  The rest are but a vulgar set, the bore

  Of public places, where they basely brave

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  The fashionable stare of twenty score

  Of well-bred persons, call’d ‘the World;’ but I,

  Although I know them, really don’t know why.

  LX

  This is the case in England; at least was

  During the dynasty of Dandies, now

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  Perchance succeeded by some other class

  Of imitated imitators: – how

  Irreparably soon decline, alas!

  The demagogues of fashion: all below
<
br />   Is frail; how easily the world is lost

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  By love, or war, and now and then by frost!

  LXI

  Crush’d was Napoleon by the northern Thor,

  Who knock’d his army down with icy hammer,

  Stopp’d by the elements, like a whaler, or

  A blundering novice in his new French grammar;

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  Good cause had he to doubt the chance of war,

  And as for Fortune – but I dare not d—n her,

  Because, were I to ponder to infinity,

  The more I should believe in her divinity.

  LXII

  She rules the present, past, and all to be yet,

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  She gives us luck in lotteries, love, and marriage;

  I cannot say that she’s done much for me yet;

  Not that I mean her bounties to disparage,

  We’ve not yet closed accounts, and we shall see yet

  How much she’ll make amends for past miscarriage;

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  Meantime the goddess I’ll no more importune,

  Unless to thank her when she’s made my fortune.

  LXIII

  To turn, – and to return; – the devil take it!

  This story slips for ever through my fingers,

  Because, just as the stanza likes to make it,

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  It needs must be – and so it rather lingers;

  This form of verse began, I can’t well break it,

  But must keep time and tune like public singers;

  But if I once get through my present measure,

  I’ll take another when I’m next at leisure.

  LXIV

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  They went to the Ridotto (’tis a place

  To which I mean to go myself to-morrow,

  Just to divert my thoughts a little space,

  Because I’m rather hippish, and may borrow

  Some spirits, guessing at what kind of face

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  May lurk beneath each mask; and as my sorrow

  Slackens its pace sometimes, I’ll make, or find,

  Something shall leave it half an hour behind.)

  LXV

  Now Laura moves along the joyous crowd,

  Smiles in her eyes, and simpers on her lips:

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  To some she whispers, others speaks aloud;

  To some she curtsies, and to some she dips,

  Complains of warmth, and this complaint avow’d,

  Her lover brings the lemonade, she sips;

  She then surveys, condemns, but pities still

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  Her dearest friends for being dress’d so ill.

  LXVI

  One has false curls, another too much paint,

  A third – where did she buy that frightful turban?

  A fourth’s so pale she fears she’s going to faint,

  A fifth’s look’s vulgar, dowdyish, and suburban,

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  A sixth’s white silk has got a yellow taint,

  A seventh’s thin muslin surely will be her bane,

  And lo! an eighth appears, – ‘I’ll see no more!’

 

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