Outfoxed

by Rita Mae Brown

  “I’ll go look for her.”

  “No. Not with the bear out there,” Doug commanded her.

  Crawford sensed the problem and willingly pitched in. “Let’s unhitch my truck; it’s four-wheel drive. I think we can get back there.”

  “We’d better do it,” Shaker grimly agreed, as did Sister, who joined in on the hillock.

  As the people turned back, Jennifer stayed on the rise. “Hey, wait!”

  Cody, walking arm held against her waist, was leading Motorboat, her chestnut. Jennifer ran out to greet her. Doug followed.

  “What happened?” Jennifer took Motorboat’s reins.

  “Bear ran right by us. Scared the shit out of Motorboat and me, too. I hit the ground.” She sheepishly grinned.

  “Thank God that’s all,” Sister whispered to herself.

  St. Just, perched on top of the stable weather vane, said nothing. He was making a point of shadowing the hunt.

  A silent pack of hounds rode back to the kennels.

  Finally Cora said, “There will never be another Archie.” She paused. “We must have an anchor hound. It’s a hard position to play, kind of like a catcher in baseball. Not much glory. A lot of work and you’ve got to know the batters.”

  No one spoke.

  Later as the hounds bedded down, curling up with one another, Cora filled the stillness. Every hound’s head lifted as she said, “Diana. You’ll learn as you go.”

  CHAPTER 46

  A murdered man, a bear, Cody’s broken arm, and one fine hound killed . . . Jefferson Hunts were becoming a little too exciting. The next Saturday’s hunt would probably find a field clogged with two hundred riders.

  Betty Franklin was fine until she got home. Then she suffered a terrible attack of the shakes and Bobby had to give her a shot of brandy to calm her down. Since Betty wasn’t a drinking woman it didn’t just calm her down, it made her comatose.

  Jennifer snuck a drink out of the unlocked liquor cabinet when her father wasn’t looking. She, too, retired immediately to bed.

  Doug helped Shaker bury Archie in the hound graveyard, a special place surrounded by a wrought-iron fence, a magnificent walnut in the middle.

  After that sorrowful duty, he finished up his chores, then hopped in his truck to go to Cody’s. She was in surprisingly good spirits. The codeine helped.

  Sister sobbed when they put Archie in the ground but then pulled herself together to write up the day’s hunt. Her journal, meticulous, kept track of weather, winds, condition of the ground, hounds, horses, casts, and lastly people.

  The final line in her strong handwriting read, “What will I do without Archie?” She closed the book, opened the back door, and called for the house pets, both of whom were at the kennel, getting the full story from the hounds.

  Golly dashed in first. The night was turning cold and besides her catnip sock beckoned. Raleigh lagged behind but a sharp word from Sister motivated him to hurry in.

  Just as she closed the door the phone rang. She picked it up and was not pleased to hear Crawford’s voice.

  After a few pleasantries, he said, “I have some information that might help the investigation.”

  “Why tell me?”

  He paused a moment, since he expected Sister to be breathless with anticipation. “Uh, because you might best know the approach.”

  “I see.”

  “He had come to terms with Peter Wheeler.”

  “What?”

  “Yes, he’d finally gotten the old man to sell but neither one would tell. But the deal hadn’t closed because, as you know, Fontaine was killed. However, the important part is Fontaine never deposited a down payment with his Realtor, who was Donald Vann.”

  Donald was Georgia’s brother-in-law.

  “Georgia Vann told you this?”

  “I’ll get to that.” He enjoyed teasing out his news. “Fontaine, as we all know, spent money like water. Anybody’s money. He had a silent partner. Donald doesn’t know who it was. But the money never made it to Donald. He thinks Fontaine spent it and was frantically trying to find another twenty-five thousand dollars.”

  “He couldn’t have been that foolish.” But she knew he could. Her heart sank.

  “Find the partner and you might find the killer.” A certain smugness crept into Crawford’s voice.

  “Over twenty-five thousand dollars?”

  “If that’s your life savings, yes. People kill for less. Maybe he sweet-talked someone out of their money, promising pie in the sky when he would develop Peter Wheeler’s.”

  “I just don’t think Fontaine would develop Peter Wheeler’s. Besides, it’s hardly the place for a shopping center.”

  “Homes with a hunting theme.”

  “It was Georgia Vann, then?”

  “She hinted, so I tackled Donald.”

  “I’m sure you did. Well, Crawford, thank you.”

  “That was quite a hunt today, wasn’t it?”

  “We lost a great hound. One of the best hounds I’ve ever known.”

  “Oh, yes.” He’d not given the hound a thought. “By the way, I know with the turn of events you haven’t had time to consider the joint-mastership but will you be making an announcement soon?”

  “No, I’m putting everything on hold until Fontaine’s killer is found. If he’s not found, then I’ll address this issue at the beginning of next season.”

  “That long? Is that wise?”

  “I think it is.”

  “Sharing the power now means one season for the joint-master to learn and for people to adjust to him.”

  “Picking a joint-master under these circumstances would be troubling. And what if, God forbid, I selected Fontaine’s killer.”

  “I did not kill Fontaine nor did I pay to have someone do it. If I were going to kill someone, I certainly wouldn’t do it in such a haphazard manner.” He caught himself, hastening to add, “But I wouldn’t kill anyone. That’s what the laws are for, you know.”

  “I didn’t suggest that you killed Fontaine.”

  “I know what people think.”

  “I’m glad you do.” A touch of acid invaded her voice. “Now let me ask you a question about opening hunt. You nearly passed me. I cracked my whip in front of Czapaka’s nose. Do you know why I did that?”

  “To keep me from passing you.”

  “Right. But why do you need to stay behind the field master?”

  “I don’t know. They don’t always do it in England or Ireland. I mean, if you have a horse that can stay with hounds, you just go. I’ve seen it. I’ve ridden there.” A touch of pride made Crawford smile.

  Sister thought to herself, “He must have been strapped to the horse.” But she said, “The territory is different in England and Ireland. We have more forests, more of the wild. Maybe it’s wild on the Welsh border but you hunted the shires. It’s beautiful. Manicured. You can take your own line to almost any hedge or fence. We can’t do that for the most part. If you pass the field master in America, you’re going to run into hounds. That means you’ll ruin the hunt for everybody but most especially hounds.”

  “I wasn’t going to run into hounds.” He was defensive and mad now.

  “Hell no, Crawford. You were going to run all the way up to Fauquier County.” She was so damn mad herself she said, “Good night.” And hung up the phone.

  Her exhaustion evaporated. Anger hit like a jolt of rich caffeine. She stomped into the den, yanked all the topo maps out of their tubes, and unrolled them on the old drafting table Raymond had bought forty years ago because he said it reminded him of Thomas Jefferson.

  The maps kept rolling back up, so she picked up silver hunt cups she’d won in shows over the years, any heavy knickknack she could find, placing them on the corners of the maps, which she had arranged in order. Within five minutes the entire opening hunt fixture lay before her, as did Golly, loath to miss the sensation of paper underneath her.

  “You’re right on the ravine, Golly. Move back.”

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  Sister gently pushed the cat to the edge of the topo maps. Golly swatted her. Sister swatted right back, so Golly turned her back on her but remained on the edge of the maps.

  Sister used her hunt journal to double-check the progress of that hunt. With a blue editing pencil she made a dotted line for the cast and subsequent run. Then with a red crayon she made a dotted line where she thought the pack had split and run. It was by guess and by God, since she hadn’t been following the splinter group, but it was the best she could do.

  “Jesus,” she said under her breath.

  “He won’t help you,” an irritated Golly replied.

  “Sweet Jesus.” Sister traced the red line again. “He was laying the drag as we hunted. I’d thought the drag was laid before, you know, like at four or five in the morning. But look at this ground.” She pointed to a large grayish spot represent-ing rock or stone and Golly, herself now interested, looked. “They ran over rock. They had to have run over rock because otherwise Fontaine would have gone all the way over here. See?” She pointed to a path around the rock outcropping. “And that would have taken too long, plus the killer would have exposed himself passing through the meadow. They stayed in the woods and ravine. Had to. Oh, why am I talking to you, Golly? The killer rode hard over bad territory close to the ravine and then curved toward the hog’s back. But the killer never jumped the hog’s back. I assumed he jumped the jump, tied up the rope, and waited in the meadow. Damn. I should have done this before now. I can’t believe I’ve been so stupid!”

  “You were overwrought. Besides, it’s a logical assumption. A sensible person would lay the drag with no one around. And a sensible person wouldn’t fly over rock.” The cat put her paw on Sister’s hand.

  Sister checked the grandfather clock. “Ten-thirty. Damn. Too late to call Peter Wheeler. I’ll call in the morning and then I guess I’d better call Ben Sidell.” She sighed deeply, rubbing her forehead with her hand. “This narrows the killer down to a good, good rider who knows our territory.” She shook her head. “I’ll call Peter Wheeler in the morning. That’s a start. You know, Crawford was missing for part of the hunt. Said he thought Czapaka was lame but then discovered he had a stone in his shoe. But I can’t believe Crawford could ride that good. Not on the best day of his life.”

  CHAPTER 47

  At seven-thirty the next morning Peter was seated at his kitchen table, Rooster at his knee.

  “Woman accuses her sister of stealing her child at birth.” He rattled the newspaper. “Says the infant was spirited out of the hospital.” He looked over the top of the paper. “Twenty years ago.”

  Sister laughed, as did Peter. “I guess she just noticed.”

  “Uh-huh.” He laughed again. “Are you going to make me one of your famous Jane Overdorf omelettes? I’ll read to you as you work.”

  “Lazy ass.”

  “That’s right. I’m an old man and entitled to many privileges.”

  She greased the skillet, chopped cheese, broke six eggs into the skillet. “Crawford must be cracked.” She tossed the broken eggshells into the sink.

  “Well, only partially. Fontaine did top Crawford’s offer. He did promise to bring me cash. I said I wouldn’t sell. Think he kept stringing someone along? You know, he had their money, told them he had me in the bag. That kind of thing. I say Crawford is rich enough to pay someone to kill Fontaine for him. That’s what I say.”

  “Do you want onions in your omelette?”

  “No. Wouldn’t mind a pickle, though.”

  “In the omelette?”

  “Where else?”

  “You might like it reposing alongside your golden, fluffy omelette.”

  “Sounds good.” He returned to the newspaper. “Ah, here’s one for you. At two o’clock a man wearing a Donald Duck mask robbed First Guaranty Trust in Elkins, West Virginia. The teller said . . .”

  She flipped the omelette over as Rooster whined. “Yes.” Peter didn’t reply. She flipped the omelette onto a plate, turned around to serve him. “Peter. Oh, Peter.”

  CHAPTER 48

  Word of Peter Wheeler’s death splashed over the county like a winter squall. The animals spread the word, too.

  Inky, on her way back from a night’s successful hunt, was told by her brother.

  “I relied on his chickens,” Comet mournfully said.

  A harsh caw overhead silenced them. St. Just landed on a blue spruce branch, his weight dipping the branch downward. He hopped to a larger limb, cocked his head to one side, and sneered, “The only thing more worthless than a gray fox is a red fox.”

  “You’ll make a mistake someday. We’ll be waiting,” Comet challenged him.

  “Reynard thought the same thing.” St. Just’s feathers gleamed blue-black; his long beak shone like patent leather. “I led the human to his den. I’ll see every one of Target’s family killed and I’ll get Target, too. If you know what’s good for you, you won’t cooperate with them.”

  “Which human?” Inky asked.

  “I’ll never tell.” He tantalizingly dropped to a lower branch almost within reach. “Wouldn’t you just like to break my neck?”

  Comet inched forward; Inky stayed put.

  St. Just waited until Comet was within striking distance. Then he lifted off, swooped low over the fox’s head, and taunted, “Death to foxes.”

  “There’s been enough talk of death.” Inky shook herself. “Archie was killed.”

  “Heard.” He watched St. Just disappear to the east. “No raven or blackbird is a friend to foxes but he’s evil. I’d enjoy hearing his neck snap.”

  “He’s smart.” She thought a moment. “Do you think whoever killed Reynard and Fontaine was smart?”

  “No, and we’d be a lot better off if he was. Dumb people are dangerous. Much more dangerous than smart ones.”

  CHAPTER 49

  Face flushed, Crawford leaned over the long table filled with paper samples. “You’re a board member. We’ve got to do something.”

  “How many other board members have you spoken to?” Bobby, wary, tidied up the paper books.

  “Everyone,” came the sweeping response.

  “What did everyone say?”

  “Georgia Vann and Lottie Fisher backed Sister Jane. Isaac Diamond sat on the fence. He said he thought I had a lot to offer but recent events have been too upsetting. Any major decision should be put on hold. Billie Breedlove is out of town and—”

  Bobby held up his hand. “I get the picture.”

  “No, you don’t get the picture. Now more than ever members need to know that strong leadership will continue. And we need a sound financial basis. We need an investment portfolio.”

  Like most businessmen Crawford assumed he could apply business practices to foxhunting but it never quite worked that way—not so much because people were profligate but because any enterprise where Nature is one’s partner is fraught with insecurity. Nature doesn’t give a damn about profit.

  “You can’t go head to head with Sister Jane.”

  “Exactly. That’s why I’m trying to go behind her back!”

  “Crawford, that will only make matters worse. If the master says she wants to wait a year, then she waits a year.”

  “She’s old. She could pop off at any time.” He slapped the table, rattling the pencils.

  “Her mother lived to be one hundred and two. Her aunts made it into their nineties and everyone kept their hair, their teeth, and their faculties. You’ll die before Sister, especially if you don’t calm down.”

  “Don’t talk to me that way.”

  “For Chrissake, someone’s got to tell you how to behave. You can’t just stroll into a place and expect everyone to hop to your tune.”

  “I’ve been here seven years.”

  “And you haven’t learned a damn thing.” Bobby lost his temper. “What you’ve done for seven years is try to change this entire community to suit you instead of learning how to fit in.”

  “Fit in?
No one gives a straight answer. No one around here seems to be in a hurry to accomplish a damn thing. People accept bizarre behavior and say”—he changed his voice to a fake southern accent—” ‘That’s jess his way.’ No wonder you lost the goddamned war you’re always talking about. You’re a bunch of idiots!”

  “Mr. Howard, this conversation is at an end.” Bobby, furious but calm, stood up.

  “What the shit? You’re too good to hear this. You know it as well as I do. Nothing changes here. You might as well be set in concrete.”

  “What changes is we can no longer call one another out for duels. Please leave.”

  “Leave? I didn’t say you were stupid.”

  “You didn’t have to.”

  Betty, who had been in the back office, hurried out. “Bobby.”

  “Don’t worry, honey. We’ll take it outside. I won’t wreck the place.”

  Crawford, naturally, would no more fight in the back alley than he would ever learn: When in Rome do as the Romans do.

  “That’s not why I came out. Peter Wheeler died this morning. Sister was with him. He was reading the newspaper,” Betty said.

  Bobby’s face registered this news. He loved the old man, as did everyone.

  “The land! What’s going to happen to the land?” Crawford blurted out.

  “Get out of here.” Bobby put his hand between Crawford’s shoulder blades and literally propelled the sputtering man out the front door of the printing shop.

  “You can’t treat me like this.”

  “You’re lucky I don’t knock your teeth out. Get out and stay out.”

  Crawford, halfway through the door, held his hand out to brace it against shutting. “Don’t get high-and-mighty with me. Your oldest daughter is a coke whore and Jennifer’s not far behind, you fat pig!”

  Fat, he was, but also brutally strong. Bobby smashed his left fist into Crawford’s stomach. He followed with a right to the jaw that nearly lifted Crawford off his feet. The tanned, well-dressed man was rocketed out the door, which Bobby slammed and locked.

  Betty, hands on hips, said, “Well done.”