Royal Digs
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“All work and no playing around isn’t healthy, my friend. After you’ve given away all of your money, what then? If you keep this up you might end up penniless and lonely.”
“Here we go again,” Ross said. “Every year it’s the same thing.”
Grayson had read too many stories of goodwill where the money went straight into the pockets of those claiming to help others. He, like his friend, was bombarded with requests for money every single day. Sure, maybe a few dollars trickled down to somebody in need, but who really knew how much of the check did any good?
“My uncle Frank is proof that you need to be careful who you give your money to. After surviving prostate cancer, Frank started a Walk for Life program, only to discover that the largest portion of his donation was going to the hefty salaries given to top executives of the organization.”
Roswell gave him one of his I’ve-heard-it-all before looks.
“We need to be careful, Roswell, that’s all I’m saying.”
“I’ll tell you what, Grayson. Since you’re so fond of talking about fraudulent charities, I think you should put your money where your mouth is and straighten this out once and for all.”
Ross ignored his friend’s scowl and added, “Pick a charity tonight, but not just any charity. Whichever one you choose is the one that will get one hundred percent of your Christmas Club Account—”
“I don’t—”
“Hear me out first,” Ross said. “Tonight I want you to choose one charity to give your money to.”
“It would take me all night to choose one,” Grayson said. “You pick.”
Ross looked over the brochure and stabbed his finger halfway down the middle of the second page. “There. The Next Step. It sounds perfect. The organization helps the homeless get back on their feet so that they can interview and apply for jobs. By Monday you’ll be a recipient of those very funds.”
Grayson laughed. “To be a recipient would mean that I would have to be homeless.”
“Exactly.”
“Okay,” Grayson said, not taking any of this too seriously, “then you’ll do the same for this organization.”
He closed his eyes and pointed. “From Dreams to Reality, an organization to help women realize their dreams.”
Roswell’s face turned a light shade of mustard yellow. “What does that even mean?”
“I guess you’ll find out, won’t you?”
Ross quickly realized he had nothing to worry about. The chance of his good friend going through with this lunatic idea was two billion to one.
“Care to double our bet?” Ross asked, enjoying watching his friend squirm in his seat.
“What do you mean?” Grayson asked, fixing his bow tie, which didn’t need fixing at all.
“I mean...starting Monday, you’re homeless and I’m helping women realize their dreams. Whoever makes the greatest impact by New Year’s Day, the other one doubles the money the winner donated to the cause.”
“Interesting. I like it. Yes. I like my odds very much. You’ve been out of the female world for so long, you’re gonna be in some kind of waaay over your head,” Grayson said, winking at one of the women who more than likely wanted nothing more from him than a shot at being one of next season’s Real Housewives of New York.
“That may be true. But imagining you, my friend, not only without your butler, but without your mansion too? Well...that reminds me of a very Dan Aykroyd Trading Places kind of moment.”
“I haven’t had time to watch that movie in years,” Grayson said, picking up his topped off champagne flute.
“Well, no matter, since we’re going to be living it. On our own terms, of course,” Ross added, clinking his glass to his friend’s. “Cheers. And may the best man win.”
“Cheers indeed. Now this is what I call celebrating the season of giving,” Grayson said, hoping like hell he’d have the same kind of hot-mess help that Aykroyd had found in Jamie Lee Curtis.
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