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An anonymous sexual compulsive in search of a fresh face, a new body—some magical quality to feel complete—fixed his sad eyes on me in hopeful anticipation, sitting up and leaning just a little forward like a stuck up, bitter and twisted judge about to pass sentence. So I fixed my eyes on dancing queens braving the change of weather in JPG kilts on Soho Square, drinking from bottles in brown paper bags, wearing teeshirts which would be trashed by October after a lovely little shopathon. Daggy pop-tarts who pay so much attention to their smells, stars, scars and choice of Scotch in bars. So busy all of a sudden with their mobiles. Topic of conversation: a fab bit of e-mail? The latest T.4 cell count? Surely, no surely not Ms Kylie Minogue. Place your bets.
The state of anticipation this particular sexual compulsive was trapped in was exhausting him. He’d perfected that wanna-lick-yer-arse-this-minute look with years of practice, flashing across his forehead more garishly than the pulsing neon of Roppongi. This way.
As Madonna finished singing a song which compared her to a virgin being touched for the very first time—for the ten millionth time—the old fool put on his glasses gingerly, changing from the pair of reading glasses he’d scoured Boyz with. He wanted a jolly good look at that blur swamped in black. To him I was just the sum of my body parts and the whiff of a memory. Gay love is not blind. He would have recoiled at the sight of a concave chest, double chin or absence of copious bulge in the ding-a-ling department. It wasn’t my CV he wanted to get his hands on. He wanted prime, pumped, waxed, tanned, moisturised boy-flesh. No short-dicked man. He stared, gobbling up the curves of the nasty piece of work who’d quite happily buried his father just an hour back. I turned the pages of Boyz so he’d see I’d deliberately diverted my eyes.
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I looked out of the window as a gang of Hare Krishna devotees bounced by, banging drums and singing something easy enough to learn the words to. I wondered if there was a pattern to the man’s absenteeism at work. Wondered what he’d say to me in a mirrored room with fifty nine minutes to go.
When I turned around he was still staring, teacup in hand, like I was the creature he’d been waiting all his life for. I prayed he’d soon be hovering up and down Queer Street, off to Crews, Brief Encounter, Halfway to Heaven or Kudos … stumbling the noisy jungle/desert of the Metropolis, sitting inside the vacancy of his hopes … or raking through those exciting imported magazines in the basement of Clone Zone. Maybe he’d have felt more at home on a massage table at Earl’s Court Clinique, No 9 or Image in that yellow rubber jock-strap he’d treated himself to not half an hour before in Regulation … or on the stained bedsheets of any number of musclebound little darlings available in the free papers all in the name of a bit of fun he couldn’t quite explain. The tired-out boot-licking, piss-drinking, finger-frigging, tit-tweaking, love-biting, arse-licking, shit-stabbing, mother-fucking, spunk-loving, ball-busting, cock-sucking, fist-fucking, lip-smacking, thirst-quenching, cool-living, ever-giving useless man.
But what did I go and do? Only flash him my ‘Ooh, I could make you feel so good’ look.
And when the corners of his mouth began to curl up in a horrible smile, I leaned forward to whisper,
“It’ll cost you.”
A-Z
UNDERSTANDING THE TERMS
KEY WORDS AND ADVERTISING VOCABULARY ABBREVIATIONS
Many of the words and phrases are as you’d expect …
WLTM: would like to meet
36 yo: age can be stated using yo (years old), or numerically.
5′ 11″: this refers to height.
8″: an entry in inches usually refers to supposed length of erect penis.
seeking 25-35: desired age range sought after.
1-2-1: supposedly seeking a sincere, one to one relationship.
501s: a range of Levi’s jeans.
NE: North East, geographical areas are often specified.
Some are a little more obscure …
A: active.
abs: abdominal muscles.
Accu-Jac: male masturbation device, an electrically operated vacuum pump connected to a sleeve which fits over the penis, providing a gently sucking movement. A ‘buddy’ attachment allows usage by two males simultaneously. Accu-Jac II is also equipped with dildos for anal or vaginal insertion.
AC/DC: bisexual.
accident prone: interest in urination, often when clothed. See WS/water sports.
AIDS: Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
ALA: all letters answered.
ALAWP: all letters answered with photo.
Amyl Nitrate: heart drug, often used to enhance dance and sexual experience.
any: anywhere. eg London/any.
A/P: active/passive.
apricot: chubby chaser
AT: animal training. (Submissive partner is treated as a dog or some other animal.)
auto-fellatio: capable of providing themselves with oral sex.
AYOR: At your own risk, advice sometimes offered in gay guides in connection with cruising areas such as parks.
BD: bondage.
B&D: bondage and discipline.
BND: boy next door.
B no D: bondage, no discipline.
beefcake: masculine/muscular.
beige: rimming.
Bike: popular brand of jock strap, also Bauer and Black.
BJ: blow job.
Bk: black. (Eyes or hair.)
BI/BI: refers to eye colour (blue), hair colour (blond).
black: heavy S&M/whipping.
black & wh
ite: hanky worn on left indicates a liking for black bottoms, worn on the right to indicate a desire for black tops.
blow: (blow job) fellatio. Can also refer to drugs.
blue: Can indicate 9″ or over; interest in bruising.
bona: Polari for fabulous. (Also title of short-lived gay television guide in the UK, 1994).
boots: interest in footwear, boots in particular.
bottom: passive partner in anal intercourse/S&M.
bottom man: passive partner in anal intercourse/S&M.
boxer shorts, boxers: Interest in boxer shorts, underwear.
Br: brown. (Eyes or hair.)
Brd: beard, bearded.
brogues: interest in City gent type footwear.
brown: interest in faeces.
buns: buttocks.
butch: masculine appearance and/or behaviour.
buttplug: sex toy, artificial penis.
C/B: cock and balls. (Penis and testicles.)
C/BT: torture of cock and balls. (Torture of penis and testicles.)
C Cards: credit cards, occasionally seen in ads for masseurs and escorts.
chaps: Western style clothing which covers the legs but leaves the crotch and rear on view. Popular in S&M circles.
cheese: waxy accumulation under unwashed foreskin.
chicken: underage male.
chubby chaser: homosexual seeking obese male.
cln shvn: clean shaven.
clone: New York Village/San Francisco variety of 70s gay with exaggerated macho appearance & behaviour.
closet, in the: homosexual not admitting sexual orientation.
cock ring: pubic ring used to strengthen erection, enhance orgasm.
cock tease: someone who acts as though s/he wants sex but has no intention of following through with the act.
combats: interest in uniforms.
come: semen.
contract: agreement between those engaged in S&M activities. Often a safe codeword is used.
CP: corporal punishment, spanking.
CS: clean shaven.
cut: circumcised.
cut-offs: shorts made by cutting longer leg covering garments, usually jeans.
D: divorced. (Occasionally used for Dominant.)
denim: interest in Levi’s, Lee, Wrangler, Edwin, Big John Jeans
dick: penis.
dildo: sex toy, artificial penis.
DIY: masturbation. Nothing to do with putting up shelves.
DMs: Dr Marten’s footwear, boots favoured by skinheads and labourers. Became a major fashion item in the early 1980s.
drag, in: dressed up as opposite sex. Also Polari for clothes.
EC: European Community, used in Mixed sections of contact ads where a person is seeking (a marriage partner) of the opposite sex. See MBA.
endowment: male genitalia.
equipment: male genitalia.
EWE: extremely well endowed.
firm hand: corporal punishment interests, spanking.
fist fuck (FF): penetration of anus with fist.
FFA: penetration of anus with fist and forearm.
frank letter: a request for graphic descriptions, nude photo.
French: fellatio.
French dressing: ejaculate of semen into mouth during fellatio.
fruit: gay male.
fuschia: spanking.
G: gay.
gayper: free gay paper such as All Points North, Boyz, Gay Community News, Guyz, The Pink Paper, QX, Thud.
generous: often implies that the person is willing to pay for sex.
GL: good looking.
glory hole: hole cut in toilet wall to look through, exchange notes, fellate, penetrate.
goatee: a style of beard.
gold: interest in threesomes.
Greek: anal intercourse.
green: indicates money. Used by a sex worker or someone willing to pay for a sexual service.
grey: bondage. (This might also suggest Discipline.)
GSOH: good sense of humour.
GWM: gay white male.
H: can mean hot, hairy, humpy, husky, handsome, hung.
hand job: masturbation.
handball: penetration of anus with fist and forearm.
HIV+: body positive. Person infected by the virus which can go on to cause AIDS, (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome).
hz: hazel. (Eyes.)
J: Jewish.
jack off (J/O): masturbation.
JO: jack/jerk off.
JPG: Jean Paul Gaultier.
jock strap (J/S): support for genitalia. Item of clothing for athletics/posing.
KY: water based lubricant used for anal intercourse.
L: leather, also Latin.
LDU: leather, denim and uniform.
length, a bit of: Penis.
limits respected: agreement between S&M participants, often with safe codeword.
L/L: leather/Levi’s.
load: unejaculated semen.
loaded gun: penis before ejaculation.
love muscle: penis.
lunch: penis.
lunch box: male genitalia.
magenta: interest in armpits.
M: married. Also, male. In S&M context, masochist or master.
Mary: gay male. (Effeminate).
master: dominant partner in sado-masochistic sex.
mauve: naval fetish.
MBA: mutually beneficial arrangement, often a marriage to gain legal status.
navy blue: large penis, nine inches or over. (See Stryker, Jeff.) May indicate a liking for bruising.
nephew: young male, often sought after by an older man for a small fee/presents.
no fees: will not pay for services rendered.
no J/O: no jacking off (not interested in letters from people who receive sexual gratification from letters/phone conversations, without meeting up).
no Pros: not interested in hearing from male prostitutes.
NS, N/S: non smoker.
NSP: non smoker preferred.
NSPBNE: non smoker preferred but not essential.
no strings: contact without commitment.
NTL: no time limit. A term used by sex workers.
no timewasters: advertisers who are (supposedly) conducting a sincere search tend to use this. It asks people to reply only if meeting the criteria, as a deterrent against voyeurs, practical jokers and prickteasers.
No. 1/2/3/4: cropped hair, No. 1 being close to shaven.
nuts: testicles.
O: oral, (fellatio.) Also, orgasm.
OHAC: own home and car.
olive: military interests.
orange: prepared to do anything, anytime—supposedly.
OTK: over the knee, an interest in CP.
out: openly homosexual lifestyle.
OutRage!: London based queer rights direct action group.
P: passive.
PA: photo appreciated.
packet: male genitalia.
paisley: interest in boxer shorts.
pecs: pectoral muscles.
pierced: body piercings, most commonly found on ears, nipples, eyebrow, scrotum and penis. And labia.
pink: colour most frequently associated with gay life after gays were forced to wear pink triangles under Nazi regime. [Hanky code, pink: dildo interest; dark pink: tit torture.]
pistol: penis.
playroom: S&M oriented room invariably equipped with a sling, restraints and tools to administer pain.
plug, to: anal intercourse.
POC: person of colour.
Polari: gay slang.
popcorn: rhyming slang for horn, erect penis.
poppers: Amyl or Butyl Nitrate.
P/P: photo/phone.
prefect: the passive partner in corporal punishment (CP) scenarios; however, sometimes a prefect can administer.
pricktease: someone who acts as though s/he wants sex but has no intention of following through with the act.
purple: piercing interest.
QX: free gay w
eekly paper.
Rd: red hair.
red: interest in fist fucking.
Dark red: double fisting.
rent, rent boy: male prostitute.
R/F: rear French. Oral-anal contact.
RN: Royal Navy
rim, to: to lick/suck anus.
rough trade: working class/coarse/dangerous male, often heterosexual but permitting some sexual acts such as fellatio.
S: can mean slave or sadist. (Context is obviously important.)
SA, S/A: straight acting.
sado-masochism, (S&M): leather interests, includes domination, degradation, pain.
safe sex/safer sex: sexual activities that avoid transmission of bodily fluids to prevent sexually transmitted diseases eg, kissing, masturbation, body rubbing, or use of condom for penetrative sex.
scat: faeces.
scene: gay scene or sex scenario.
schoolmaster: dominant partner in corporal punishment scenarios, spanking.
scumbag: condom. Derogatory expression suggesting depravity.
shaving interests: interest in shaved bodies, removal of body hair—possibly scalp, too.
shoot, to: to ejaculate.
sixty nine: mutual fellatio.
size queen: gay attracted by penis size.
skin: skinhead.
skinflicks: gay porno films/videos—also the name of an explicit American magazine.
slut: promiscuous gay male.
S&M: sado-masochism.
smegma: interest in waxy buildup under unwashed foreskin.
smoke: invariably marijuana, rather than cigarettes.
snuff movie: pornographic film in which sexual excitement is linked intimately with torture and final murder of the star/victim.
SOH: sense of humour. (Helpful if cast in a snuff movie.)
Speedo: a brand of swimwear, interest in. Other makes are Arena and Head.
SPOC: seeking person of colour.