Treachery of Kings

by Neal Barrett Jr

  A MECHANICAL LIZARD … WHAT ELSE?

  LATER, SOME WOULD SAY THEY SAW IT, CAUGHT it in a blink as it slid, quivered, rustled down the back of Finn's cloak, a blur of shiny metal, a splash of brass and copper in the sun, a thing they all agreed, quite agitated, clearly disturbed, not at all pleased with the turn of events.

  Only seconds after that, no two men agreed they'd seen the same. One saw iron claws rake across his boots, tearing them to shreds, one saw his trousers disappear under snapping silver jaws. One later said he was sure a razored tail had whipped about his crotch, not an inch from his precious private parts.

  Everyone agreed they'd heard a rusty crackle, heard a rattle and a hiss, heard a croak like a saw ripping through a sheet of tin. Many saw and heard things that never even happened at all…

  With love, and eternal

  GRATITUDE FOR HIS FRIENDSHIP TO

  HONORED YOUNGER BROTHER PIERCE WATTERS

  AND WITH ADMIRATION AND RESPECT

  TO DAVE GROSS, WHO FIRST

  BROUGHT FINN TO LIFE

  ONE

  I WOULD LIKE TO GET A SUGAR-PEAR, LOVE,” SAID Letitia Louise, nearly shouting in his ear, and fatpie-and-nettle, if there's one to be had, with so many folk about. Oh, and corn on a stick where the pepper runs down.”

  “That you shall have,” Finn said, catching a word now and then, “all three and more if we can fight our way out.”

  It was nearly impossible to hear oneself speak, much less another soul as well. Sound, in a meadow, will dispel itself nicely on the wind. The clamor and the roar, trapped within the royal courtyard, merely restored itself time and time again.

  Not that many seemed to care, Finn thought to himself, for the heat and the racket and the foul emanations of their neighbors scarcely dimmed the joy of the folk of County Ploone.

  Besides the booths and stalls and the varicolored tents, each crowded one against the next, sites that offered tortes, cakes and sour thistle pie, colored beads and spells, mead and silvered glass, there would also be more family fun, late in the afternoon. For every creature there, human, Newlie and even the dead, knew SpringFair Sunday was also the Chopping of May.

  And, this day, it was rumored about, commoner and noble alike would meet their fates. One, the Prince's Keeper of the Mead, it was said, would face a new and cunning device. Maybe, more horrid than the Grapnel and the Snip. Which, of course, was a favorite of all, for the victim seemed to last a great while. One could see the fair, eat a tart or two, and drop by to watch at any time.

  Not, indeed, like Old Mug o’ Lead, which was over in a blink. If you didn't watch, you missed the whole thing.

  More and more these days, many good people, folk like Finn himself, felt this a grim celebration, a shameful practice in an age when reason was beginning to sprout, when the Light side of nature seemed to have some sway over the Dark.

  Still, it was wise to keep such thoughts to oneself, for many looked forward with great anticipation to the grimmer aspects of the day.

  It was, indeed, a time when even the humble, those of scanty means, those most stricken by the dark and hurtful deeds of family and friends, could forget, for a moment, their own drab lives, their debts and their hunger and their fury at the world, and enjoy the miseries of others for a while.

  And, besides, it was no great secret that the Prince took enormous pleasure in these events as well…

  IT'S PERFECTLY AWFUL, IS WHAT IT IS,” LETITIA whispered, clearly guessing Finn's thoughts. “Crime and gross offense must be punished, I suppose, but they don't have to be so dreadful about it. And they don't have to do it out here.”

  “They seem to think they do, dear. In a fearsome manner, where all may come and see.”

  “A lesson, then, for those who'd consider some misdeeds themselves?”

  “Depends on who you ask…”Finn said, glancing to ward the dark, dreary heights of the Keep, where the doomed awaited their final day.

  “… and, most certainly, when.”

  “I suppose,” Letitia sighed, pausing, again, to press the oaken cask safe against her breast, to dab a lacy sleeve against her brow. She didn't want to show it, but her nerves were wearing thin. The day was steamy hot, the crowds were closing in. The blare, the bray, the clatter and the din were nearly more than she could bear.

  Many folk there, Letitia knew, would revel in this most oppressive scene. Humans seemed to love it, and even many Newlies thought it fun. A noisome pack of Bowsers trotted by, yapping and snapping at everyone in sight. Each wore those awful straw boaters and silly little ties. A hefty pair of Snouters, in lilac and blue, headed for a crackle-pie stand.

  Letitia's folk, though, had come from different stock indeed. Before the Change, they had lived in peril all their lives. Any sound, any shadow, had set them fair a'fright, sent them fleeing for the safety of the dark.

  Letitia was not what her folk were before, but she was part of what they'd been. The swarm, the frenzy, the harsh assault of sound was, she feared, about to take her down…

  “Shouldn't be long,” Finn said, craning above the crowd. “There's a tent over there and they're pouring cool beer. That and a fatpie should serve us quite well.”

  “Yes, fine,” Letitia said, no longer sure it all sounded as good as it had before.

  Finn reached back and grasped her arm as he pushed his way forward through the crowd. He was close enough now to catch the tang of bubbling cheese, freshly baked bread, and, an aroma all its own, the heady scent of ale. There were benches, just beyond the tent, in the shade of the castle wall. If he could squeeze them over there, find a place to sit—

  This thought had scarcely touched his mind when Letitia made a tiny sound, a little cry, not a major thing but enough to cause alarm.

  He turned, quickly, and found an enormous, unwashed lout looming over Letitia, a brutish fellow with hair in his ears, teeth black as cinders, and pale, cesspool eyes. His nose was a horror, like last year's potato, and, as far as Finn could tell, he had no lips at all.

  These, then, were the fellow's finest features, hardly worth notice, next to the ugly, quite unsightly aspects of his face. There, great red cankers, boils, lesions, blisters, whelks and suppurations of every sort had taken hold. Finding not a hint of healthy flesh, nothing but a dank field of pits, craters, vile and nasty pores, these gross eruptions had formed a nation of their own.

  Finn took in this disconcerting sight in a blink, and, as the lout brushed Letitia with a vile and brutish hand, Finn struck the man with the hard edge of his palm.

  The man gasped and blinked his watery eyes. He stared at Finn, unable to move, unable to voice his pain. Frightened, for sure, but clearly more astonished that his hand had gone numb, every muscle locked, shocked, frozen somehow, refusing to answer his call. And all because this man had merely touched him, scarcely more than that.

  “Enough?” Finn said. “Think you can behave yourself now, keep your filthy hands to yourself?”

  “Aga-gapa-yaaaa!”

  “Not what I asked, now is it?”

  “Yes, all right!” The man paled, nearly went to his knees.

  Finn let go and moved a step away. The man took a breath, caught himself and stood aright. Finn noted it didn't take long for anger to fill his eyes again.

  “Magic, that's what you done. Some kinder spell.”

  “No,” Finn said, “I did nothing of the sort. Don't ever come near her, fellow. Never even think about touching her again.”

  “You had no cause fer doin’ that, wasn't even fair.”

  The man looked at his wrist, searching for something. Sometimes magic left a sign.

  “Didn't mean nothing, wasn't doin’ any harm.”

  “Fellow, you did exactly what you meant. You kn
ow that as well as I. And, if ever you should do it again, I won't use my hand, I'll take a blade to you.”

  The man looked warily at Finn, took in the sword stuck in the belt about his waist. Let his eyes linger there, let them flick away. Then, because he couldn't help it, because his mind was set in evil ways, let his gaze rest upon Letitia again.

  Let them, for an instant, linger on her small and slender form, on her lips, on her eyes, eyes that held a dark and iridescent light. And, once again, for he truly was devoid of all restraint, searched every hollow, every grace. Pried, meddled, poked. Assaulted, with his filthy thoughts, every secret place he'd missed before.

  Letitia shuddered, drew in a breath, for she could feel him, as surely as he'd touched her, as surely as his hands had stroked her flesh

  TWO

  THE MAN CRIED OUT, STARTLED TO FIND HIMSELF flat on his back. He looked up in wonder, and tried to recall just how he'd gotten there.

  “Get up,” Finn said. “You're clearly a fellow with only half a wit. I'll try to explain this again.”

  Stumbling to his feet, the fellow rubbed his jaw, spat out a tooth, and looked curiously at Finn. Then, as if to further irritate his betters, he turned to Letitia again.

  “I'm askin’ your pardon,” he said, backing off a step with half a bow. “I hope you'll be forgiving a poor unlettered fool, Missy, what's got no proper ways, but I was borned in Sessia-Troat, where there's many a Mycer folk, as I'm certain that you know.

  “That's why I acted how I did, for your kind's got a way of heatin’ a fella's fires. A sinful thing it is, but the head can't stop what the body's set to do—”

  “Kettles and Pots, that's more than enough of you!”

  Finn came at him, hand on his hilt, ready to give the lout the flat of his blade, to see him on his way.

  “Stop him, help me,” the man cried out, stumbling back in terror, arms flailing at the air. “Murder it is, an’ I've done no harm at all!”

  The act was a poor one, worse than Finn had seen in some time, but it took no talent to draw a good crowd on such a day.

  “Murder, you say,” said a farmer stopping by, “who be killin’ who?”

  “The ugly one, there, he be the one gettin’ kilt,” said a merchant with a great enormous nose. “That's what I heard him say.”

  “The other one goin’ to murder him.”

  “I believe he is.”

  “One gettin’ kilt, he ugly for sure.”

  “I seen folk dead an’ buried a week, lookin’ better than him.”

  The merchant was bald as a stone. The farmer had a thatch of yellow hair, cut, it appeared, by a madman with a saw.

  In scarcely a moment, the pair were joined by another, and another after that. Finn was appalled to see that he and Letitia were suddenly surrounded by a curious, and somewhat surly crowd.

  “All right, clear a way, please,” he said, “no one's killing anyone, nothing's happening here.”

  “You hear him,” the ugly said, “you hearin’ what he say? Don't listen to him, friends, look what he done. Look what he done to me!”

  With that, the fellow thrust one grimy hand at the crowd, poking the thing in their faces so everyone could see.

  The folk there gasped and rolled their eyes, shrinking back from the awesome sight. Some grabbed their amulets, thrusting them at Finn.

  For an instant, Finn was stunned as well. The brute's hand was no longer a hand—suddenly it appeared to be a twisted, broken thing, fingers frozen at tortured, horrid angles, a talon, a claw, caught in the throes of death.

  “Damn me,” he said beneath his breath, “this fool's a better actor than I thought… “

  “This man is a trickster,” he called out to the crowd. “There's nothing wrong with his hand a little work wouldn't cure. He's a lowborn fellow who lives by his wits, while the rest of you follow an honest trade.”

  “And what do you do, sir,” the farmer with exploding hair wished to know. “How do you earn your bread?”

  “Rumbley-rumbley-roo…”the crowd added to that.

  “Hah!” shouted the lout, making his hand even uglier than before. “I'm the trickster, am I? Look at what he did to me. There's your trickster, good friends, there's your seer, for he did this with merely a single touch!”

  “Nonsense! Foolery!” Finn said, his words quickly lost in the anger of the mob.

  “And is that not enough? Is there more to this we've yet to know? There, men of County Ploone, is the rest, right there, behind the villain who's crippled me for life.”

  With that, his twisted hand stabbed out at Letitia Louise. The crowd surged forward, each man stretching for a look.

  Letitia, who'd stood behind Finn, near paralyzed with fear, praying this horror would vanish quite soon, suddenly found herself the center of it all. Faces white as moons, moons with raggedy mouths and crater eyes, seemed to take her breath away, seemed to block out the sky.

  “Finn,” she said very softly, “may we leave now? I fear I don't want a sugar-pear or corn on a stick anymore.”

  “Easy, dear,” he told her, “stay right beside me, I'll let no harm come to you.”

  He hoped she didn't notice he was not near as confident, not near as bold as he might sound. He was good enough with a blade, good as any man with an honest trade, but there was quite a pack now gathered about, more than a throng, say, less than a horde. Still…

  “Back now,” he said, loud enough for all to hear, only the slightest irritation in his speech, “there's no trouble here, clear away, if you please.”

  “Clear away, is it?” The pock-faced rogue stepped in Finn's path, close enough to loose a foul exhalation, a stench, a rank and awesome thing that could bring a strong man to his knees.

  “There, you see what I'm saying? The pretty hiding behind him there? I swear to one an’ all, I seen him touch her in a sinful way, I did. A Newlie, mind you, a Mycer girl!”

  The crowd came alive, a storm appearing from a clear and empty sky, a beast, aroused from sudden sleep into unthinking ire. Finn scarce had time to draw his blade fore they were on him, pounding on him, kicking at him, knocking him about. He shouted a warning to Letitia as they drove him to the ground.

  “It's him what ought to be hangin’ today,” the grimy lout crowed, “oughta be him on the Grapnel and the Snip. Consorting with a beast is a crime against nature, a mortal offense, a—Rawwwwwk!”

  Later, some would say they saw it, caught it in a blink as it slid, quivered, rustled down the back of Finn's cloak, a blur of shiny metal, a splash of brass and copper in the sun, a thing, all agreed, quite agitated, clearly disturbed, not at all pleased with the turn of events.

  Only seconds after that, no two men agreed they'd seen the same. One saw iron claws rake across his boots, tearing them to shreds, one saw his trousers disappear under snapping silver jaws. One later said, he was sure a razored tail had whipped about his crotch, not an inch from his precious private parts.

  Everyone agreed they'd heard a rusty cackle, heard a rattle and a hiss, heard a croak like a saw ripping through a sheet of tin. Many saw and heard things that never even happened at all. …

  • • •

  FINN GOT TO HIS FEET, AND HELPED LETITIA OFF THE ground.

  “I trust you're all right,” he said, brushing her off as best he could. “I'll see someone is severely punished for this, I promise you that. The Prince himself will hear of this, love. If a person's not safe in the royal courtyard…”

  “Finn, stop it, will you? Just quit!”

  She smiled, pushing his hands gently aside, fussing with her gown. “I don't need any help, I can brush myself off. You look like a fool doing that.”

  Finn shrugged. “I would, perhaps, if there was anyone about. We're quite alone, it seems.”

  He was right, of course, she'd have to admit to that. SpringFair was crowded as ever, but there was a visible gap where a pressing mob had been before.

  “I find that a great relief,” Letitia said. “For a m
oment I was not at all certain we would make it out of there.”

  “There was never really any doubt,” came a rasp, came a creak, from under Finn's cloak. “My senses, as ever quite acute, read that brute's intentions the moment he appeared. I would not have let him do any harm.”

  “Fine,” Finn said. “You certainly let everyone in the county know you were there. Only no one asked for your help, Julia, no one asked you to make a spectacle of yourself.”

  “Please, don't shower me with gratitude. I cannot abide that.”

  “She did help,” Letitia put in.

  “I could have handled the matter myself. In scarcely a moment, those dolts would have melted under my will.”

  He glanced at the great clock in the royal tower overhead. “We have important things to do, and we've scarcely time to grab a bite to eat.”

  “If it wasn't for me,” said the raspy voice again, “you'd likely have a hole in your belly, and no place to keep your lunch at all”

  “Quiet,” Finn said, “I didn't ask you.”

  “What else is new?” said Julia Jessica Slagg. “You hardly ever do… “

  THREE

  AFTER ALL THE FRACAS, AFTER ALL THE FRAY, fatpie-and-nettle seemed to lose its taste. The ale was flat and warm by the time he got a mug, and Finn was extremely out of sorts.

  Julia had been quite helpful, and that was part of the aggravation, though he'd not admit to that. The rest, of course, was the incident itself. Why, on a day such as this, when he must complete a most important task—why, with hundreds of others about, did that gross collection of sores, cankers and other eruptions have to chance upon him? Why not another fellow, why not anyone else? What if he'd been severely hurt, maimed, crippled for life?

  There was no sound answer, of course, nor did Finn expect there to be. It was his belief the Fates had a measure of misfortune to dump on mortals every day, and there was little one could do to get out of the way.

  “I trust,” he said, to whoever might hear such pleas, “that you're finished with this for now… “