Zombie Jesus

by Edward Teach

  Eventually two men stepped out of the ring of vehicles and walked towards the charger, both armed with shotguns. Cisco called out to them that it was good to see other survivors in these troubled times, and the men agreed. What could have been a tense and possibly violent confrontation soon became friendly enough, even if still somewhat wary. The men told Romeo and Cisco that they were on the run from a new threat, as if the psychopaths and zombies weren’t enough.

  A force of over two hundred men and women had appeared in the small town where the convoy had been taking shelter. They weren’t exactly survivors, as the men told it, but were more like an army. Most of the members of the force were military or police and using advanced vehicles and firearms. They had adopted a bizarre symbol that they had painted on all of their vehicles and weapons, and sewn into their clothing. They called it ‘the yellow sign’ and it looked like a three-limbed starfish, as the men described it. Within moments of the force entering the small town they had created a cordon with trained efficiency, and eliminated the few scattered zombies that still roamed.

  The convoy had barely escaped the cordon, with at least half of their number left behind, having been trapped by the cordon. The convoy had been on the run from this force, which had formed in the west and were moving east, gaining members. The men told Romeo and Cisco that the force would kill anyone that would not convert and join them. The soldiers of this new army called themselves the Sons of Hastur, and claimed to be re-conquering the country from the grip of the zombies and the psychopaths, all in the name of the King in Yellow. The convoy had formed secretly and did their best to escape, only to be chased into the small town, then trapped within.

  After the cordon this small remnant of the original convoy had done their best to escape, the attackers having only send a few vehicles to punish them. The men told the bikers that the main force had been pushing towards the Four Corners, recruiting troops to help them fight the psychopath horde that had been tearing apart the city of Farmington, New Mexico.

  When Romeo saw the yellow symbol crudely painted on the side of the patrol car he told Cisco that this army must be working for one of the Riders. He recognized the symbol, having seen it emblazoned on the black shield of one of the Riders in his vision. Cisco had asked the men for directions, referencing his tattered road atlas as the men told their tale. It was dark by the time the two groups were ready to depart, and already the walkers had begun to gather.

  After the third walker that had attacked the ring of cars the convoy survivors were eager to leave. As the convoy pulled away Cisco and Romeo watched their tail lights disappear into the darkness, then set their course along the road from whence they came. Thankfully the moon was full that night, and they were able to drive in relative safety without their headlights, wishing to remain un-noticed by any sentries or hunters who might be prowling the roads.

  The city of Farmington was only a few hours away, and they knew that their chances of getting through alive would be much better under the cover of darkness. On the road atlas they could see that Farmington was directly in the path that Romeo felt they should go, and it seemed that confrontation with the Sons of Hastur was unavoidable.

  Jesus said, "He who wears the Pallid Mask shall walk among you, and he will convert or he will kill. Whoever blasphemes against the Father will be forgiven, and whoever blasphemes against the Son will be forgiven, but whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will not be forgiven, either on earth or in heaven."

  Jesus said, "Grapes are not harvested from thorn trees, nor are figs gathered from thistles, for they yield no fruit.

  Good persons produce good from what they've stored up; bad persons produce evil from the wickedness they've stored up in their hearts, and say evil things. For from the overflow of the heart they produce evil. Have you seen the Yellow Sign?"

  In the distance they could see the lights of a city under siege, the dull glow of a dozen fires punctuated by the staccato flashes of gunfire. Cisco had parked the charger atop a low hill outside of the city, and Romeo stood on the roof looking out with the field glasses. They had been observing the battle for nearly an hour, trying to decide upon the best course of action. Romeo could see that the Sons of Hastur had created a series of rough barricades around a central command structure that looked to be a small airport terminal. The fences kept the walkers at bay while the bulk of the force moved into the city proper to engage the sizeable mob of psychopaths that seemed to have taken over the city streets.

  Groups of soldiers would return from the front to re-supply and re-fuel, then would go back out as another unit would return. From their vantage point Romeo and Cisco could see that the discipline and training of the Sons gave them a serious advantage over the psychopaths, and though out-numbered by the mad men they were steadily gaining ground. Then the Rider appeared, and the bikers knew it was time to make their move.

  A man emerged from the command post wearing a pressed military uniform, bedecked in medals and ribbons, bearing a dress sword at his hip. The most striking feature about the man was that he wore a pale and haunting facemask, seemingly made of hand-carved wood. It had no real facial features, yet somehow was terribly menacing to look upon. He stepped up a series of metal rungs and stood atop the body of an Abrahams heavy tank. He barked orders at his men and several humvees and patrol cars formed a motorized escort as the tank left the barricaded are and moved towards the city.

  Before they were out of sight of the field glasses Romeo could see that the tank was firing rounds into the psychopath horde, scattering them into smaller groups so that the escort could sally forth and engage them. Romeo leapt down into the backseat of the car and checked his machine gun while Cisco nodded and started up the engine. They moved onto the main road and began speeding towards the city.

  The Sons had created their barricades and roadblocks to prevent the psychopaths, and many walkers, from escaping the city, and seemed to have given little thought to keeping anyone out. Cisco had seen the makeshift ramp that the Sons had constructed over the main roadblock, using it to set the tank on overwatch against psychopath assault vehicles. Now that the tank was engaging the psychopaths in the city the ramp was empty and was perfect for a high-speed jump over the barricades.

  Cisco kept his headlights off and kept his speed constant until the last possible moment, then shifted gears and put the pedal to the floor. The few guards at the barricade were so focusing on killing the walkers who had gathered on the other side that they never noticed the car’s approach. Cisco and Romeo roared as loud as the engine itself as adrenaline coursed through them, and the charger hit the ramp at top speed. The car moved up the ramp and flew out across the barricade, clearing the small gathering of zombies that were on the other side and landing in a shower of sparks a dozen yards away.

  The shocks groaned and Cisco cut the wheel back and forth to regain control of the speeding vehicle. Romeo let out another victory shout and moved the grate in the roof of the car so that he could take up a firing position. They drove into the city, directly into the center of the tempest of battle. Within moments they witnessed the madness of a full-scale war raging through out the city. Shock troops from the Sons of Hastur were fighting on foot against the teeming masses of zombies, using riot shields and mobile barricades to create firing lines. The humvees and patrol cars were engaged in a series of blistering firefights with the psychopaths as vehicles from both sides careened through the streets.

  Romeo found that he could not help but to roar and shout as he fired his M240 into the enemy. As Cisco haphazardly navigated a twisted route through the chaos Romeo gunned down Sons as the charger sped past them, he drove away psychopaths in their armored vehicles with sustained bursts of fire, and dispatched the few zombies who managed to crawl onto the vehicle during the frequent stops in the wreckage choked roads. A bullet tore through Romeo’s side and he nearly dropped the gun, then more rounds shredded the back tire and soon it was grinding metal and leaving a shower of sparks in the c
ar’s wake.

  Romeo turned the gun towards the new threat and exchanged fire with a truck that had pulled in behind them. The psychopath driving looked as if he had forced dental equipment into his own face, his mouth pulled back in a permanent toothed grin. The gunner was wearing an orange prison jumpsuit and spraying shots at the charger with a machine pistol. Thankfully the pistol was terribly inaccurate, despite the fact that it could fire nearly twenty rounds within a single squeeze of the trigger. Romeo fired a controlled burst into the chest of the gunner, and as his body went limp a humvee smashed into the side of the truck. In seconds both vehicles were out of sight as Cisco kept driving.

  The world went white for a moment, and then Romeo realized he had fallen down into the back seat, his ears throbbing in pain. The charger had swerved to narrowly avoid being crushed under the weight of a sizeable piece of collapsing highway overpass that had been dislodged by a shot from the heavy tank. Romeo had lost his machine gun, so shook the cobwebs from his mind and snatched up the lever-action rifle.

  The tank rolled over the rubble and let off a second shot that exploded near the charger, tearing apart the driver’s side and front of the car. Cisco screamed as shrapnel dug into his leg, and turned the wheel in a vain effort to keep the charger from flipping over. The car turned end over end three times before coming to a stop. Romeo struggled to remain conscious, having been slammed violently against the car’s interior. Cisco unbuckled himself and the two men struggled to help each other out of the wreckage.

  The tank rolled towards the upturned car as the two bikers limped away from the wreckage. The Rider in the Pallid Mask stood astride his tank, and pointed at the men, in response the barrel of the tank’s gun ground slowly towards them. Cisco groaned in pain as he pulled Romeo along, then both men fell to the ground. Romeo chambered a round, but could not keep the barrel steady, so Cisco used his free hand to hold it for him. The two men stood before the tank, each one helping the other, and Romeo sighted down the barrel and fired.

  The single round impacted upon the pallid mask and knocked it from the man’s face in a spray of blood and splinters. The mask fell to the ground and the man began screaming and tearing at his own face with his gloved hands. He pulled furrows of flesh from his already bloody face and fell backwards off of the tank, which had pulled to a stop. Both men watched in awe for a moment, then regained their wits and took the chance offered to escape. They had nearly reached the city limits on the other side, so kept moving on foot.

  They found a patrol car that had its windows shot out, with a single walker feeding on the dead Son that sat in the driver’ seat. They clubbed the walker with the butt of the rifle and moved the body of the dead Son. Much to their relief and surprise the vehicle was still in driving condition, and there was a twelve-gauge shotgun mounted in the central console. They heaved themselves painfully into the vehicle and slipped out of the city without further confrontation, saying a prayer to whatever force seemed to be guiding them and protecting them.

  Jesus said, "If two make peace with each other in a single house, they will say to the mountain, 'Move from here!' and it will move. They will face down the walking dead and the mad man, and they shall triumph."

  THE HORSEMAN OF DEATH

  Jesus said, "Congratulations to those who are alone and chosen, for you will find the kingdom in this world of the dead and damned. For you have come from it, and you will return there again."

  Jesus said, "If they say to you, 'Where have you come from?' say to them, 'We have come from the light, from the place where the light came into being by itself, established itself, and appeared in their image.”

  They drove through the night, putting as much distance between themselves and the battle raging in the city. Even through the fog of pain Romeo seemed able to sense the path, and Cisco kept them moving. Cisco kept rolling the words from the voice around in his head. Even as the darkness of the world seemed to encroach from every direction the voice yet spoke of the light. He tried to take comfort in that, though the headaches that accompanied the voice were still a trial to overcome.

  Romeo had pondered that the words spoke of a place where the light came into being, and it did seem to him that Zombie Jesus was moving towards a specific goal, a place of particular significance. Though what that place might be neither man could imagine, yet both knew they had to be heading somewhere, and so kept moving. The radio played only static, and small talk seemed trite, so they rode on in silence.

  Cisco still drove with the headlights off, the full moon giving plenty of light, though he noticed an orange glow behind them. He pushed Romeo awake and both men looked behind them as the light grew near. Neither man was prepared for what approached them, and it took all their inner strength to hold themselves steady when the Rider appeared next to them.

  They recognized Turk’s bike as it drew near, the telltale roar of its engine unmistakable. As the bike kept pace with the patrol car the men could see that Turk still sat astride his own motorcycle, though his head was gone. Cisco and Romeo both had seen Turk be decapitated by the other Rider, though they could see from the tattoos on the man’s arms and hands that it was indeed Turk’s body. The most menacing feature of the Rider was that a jet of flame blazed up from the severed neck stump, giving the slightest impression of a face hidden within the flames.

  The men and the rider drove in silence for a few moments, both vehicles keeping pace, until the rider started revving his engine. The bike sped up to pull ahead of them, then braked down to fall past them, and repeated the process. After the third time Cisco realized that the Rider was challenging them to race, the men had simply been too shocked by the rider’s fearsome appearance to realize it at first. The two men looked at each other and Romeo shrugged in agreement, so Cisco looked back at the rider and nodded.

  In the space of a breath the bike sped forward and Cisco floored the gas pedal. Thankfully they were riding in a highway patrol car, which had been outfitted with a good engine and throttle, so the race was on. It took all of Cisco’s considerable skills behind the wheel to prevent from wrecking the car, as even slight turns were deadly at one hundred and twenty miles per hour. He had somehow sensed that it was of significance that they raced by moonlight, and he kept his headlights off.

  They sped down the highway, the motorcycle taking tight turns to pull ahead, then the car overtaking it on the straight-aways and declines as its size added to its land speed. After nearly half an hour of intense speeds Cisco was beginning to tire, the stress of keeping the vehicle pushed to its limits was testing his own. Romeo pointed to a second light that had appeared on the horizon, and as they grew near it looked to be a bonfire burning at the top of a mesa.

  Sure enough the rider swerved ahead of them and took a dirt path towards the base of the mesa. The speed of the race had dropped dramatically, and the traction of four tires against two had tipped the contest in Cisco’s favor. To his pleasant surprise the patrol car had been a manual, so he was able to shift gears up and down to maximize his vehicle’s performance, and was able to put a solid forty yards distance between the car and the Rider. In the brilliant moonlight he could see the dirt road that wound up the side of the mesa, and the turned sharply to climb it. The rider spent the next several minutes trying to accelerate enough to slip past the patrol car as they sped up the narrow mesa road. Cisco kept a keen eye on the blazing head of the rider and managed to swerve close enough to the side of the mesa that the rider could not pass without getting crushed between car and wall.

  They emerged at the top of the mesa going as fast as they dared, and Cisco could see a large wooden building, designed in the native American longhouse fashion, set at the far edge of the mesa plateau. He yanked the handbrake and cut the steering wheel hard so that the car drifted through the turn, then lifted the brake and hit the gas. The car sped towards the mesa, neck to neck with the motorcycle as both vehicles hit their top speeds. The edge of the mesa was swiftly approaching but neither driver would engage
their brakes. At the last second Cisco grinned wickedly at the burning rider and cut the wheel to the right while throwing the handbrake. The patrol car went into a power slide as the motorcycle slammed into the front of the car, sending the rider streaking across the hood and out over the edge of the mesa. The car slid to a stop at the front of the longhouse, bumping up against the support beam ever so slightly as it came to rest in a cloud of dust.

  His disciples said to him, "When will the rest for the dead take place, and when will the new world come?"

  He said to them, "What you are looking forward to has come, but you don't know it, so focused were you on conquest and expansion as you trod down his blue world."

  He said to them, "You have disregarded the living one who is ever in your presence, and have spoken only of the resurrected dead."

  Cisco grunted as he stepped out of the car, the wound in his leg painful yet the elation of the race having given him some measure of strength. Romeo was standing on his own, having regained his full faculties, and was staring up at the longhouse. It was illuminated by the bonfire burning nearby, and seemed to be made of an amalgamation of hand-carved wood and scraps from barns or other manufactured buildings. They could see three large arrows embedded in the ceiling, their feather fletching unmistakable.