I, Robot

by Isaac Asimov

  "Sure you don't want to look it over a bit?"

  "I have looked it over. I came, I saw, I'm through!" Donovan's red hair bristled into separate wires, "Greg, let's get out of here. I quit my job five seconds ago, and this is a restricted area for non-personnel."

  Powell smiled in an oily self-satisfied manner and smoothed his mustache, "O.K., Mike, turn off that adrenalin tap you've got draining into your bloodstream. I was worried, too, but no more."

  "No more, huh? How come, no more? Increased your insurance?"

  "Mike, this ship can't fly."

  "How do you know?"

  "Well, we've been through the entire ship, haven't we?"

  "Seems so."

  "Take my word for it, we have. Did you see any pilot room except for this one port and the one gauge here in parsecs? Did you see any controls?"

  "No."

  "And did you see any engines?"

  "Holy Joe, no!"

  "Well, then! Let's break the news to Lanning, Mike."

  They cursed their way through the featureless corridors and finally hit-and-missed their way into the short passage to the air lock.

  Donovan stiffened, "Did you lock this thing, Greg?"

  "No, I never touched it. Yank the lever, will you?"

  The lever never budged, though Donovan's face twisted appallingly with exertion.

  Powell said, "I didn't see any emergency exits. If something's gone wrong here, they'll have to melt us out."

  "Yes, and we've got to wait until they find out that some fool has locked us in here," added Donovan, frantically.

  "Let's get back to the room with the port. It's the only place from which we might attract attention."

  But they didn't.

  In that last room, the port was no longer blue and full of sky. It was black, and hard yellow pin-point stars spelled space.

  There was a dull, double thud, as two bodies collapsed separately into two chairs.

  Alfred Lanning met Dr. Calvin just outside his office. He lit a nervous cigar and motioned her in.

  He said, "Well, Susan, we've come pretty far, and Robertson's getting jumpy. What are you doing with The Brain?"

  Susan Calvin spread her hands, "It's no use getting impatient. The Brain is worth more than anything we forfeit on this deal."

  "But you've been questioning it for two months."

  The psychologist's voice was flat, but somehow dangerous, "You would rather run this yourself?"

  "Now you know what I meant."

  "Oh, I suppose I do," Dr. Calvin rubbed her hands nervously. "It isn't easy. I've been pampering it and probing it gently, and I haven't gotten anywhere yet. Its' reactions aren't normal. Its answers – they're queer, somehow. But nothing I can put my finger on yet. And you see, until we know what's wrong, we must just tiptoe our way through. I can never tell what simple question or remark will just… push him over… and then- Well, and then we'll have on our hands a completely useless Brain. Do you want to face that?"

  "Well, it can't break the First Law."

  "I would have thought so, but-"

  "You're not even sure of that?" Lanning was profoundly shocked.

  "Oh, I can't be sure of anything, Alfred-"

  The alarm system raised its fearful clangor with a horrifying suddenness. Lanning clicked on communications with an almost paralytic spasm. The breathless words froze him.

  He said, "Susan… you heard that… the ship's gone. I sent those two field men inside half an hour ago. You'll have to see The Brain again."

  Susan Calvin said with enforced calm, "Brain, what happened to the ship?"

  The Brain said happily, "The ship I built, Miss Susan?"

  "That's right. What has happened to it?"

  "Why, nothing at all. The two men that were supposed to test it were inside, and we were all set. So I sent it off."

  "Oh- Well, that's nice." The psychologist felt some difficulty in breathing. "Do you think they'll be all right?"

  "Right as anything, Miss Susan. I've taken care of it all. It's a bee-yootiful ship."

  "Yes, Brain, it is beautiful, but you think they have enough food, don't you? They'll be comfortable?"

  "Plenty of food."

  "This business might be a shock to them, Brain. Unexpected, you know."

  The Brain tossed it off, "They'll be all right. It ought to be interesting for them."

  "Interesting? How?"

  "Just interesting," said The Brain, slyly.

  "Susan," whispered Lanning in a fuming whisper, "ask him if death comes into it. Ask him what the dangers are."

  Susan Calvin's expression contorted with fury, "Keep quiet!" In a shaken voice, she said to The Brain, "We can communicate with the ship, can't we Brain?"

  "Oh, they can hear you if you call by radio. I've taken care of that."

  "Thanks. That's all for now."

  Once outside, Lanning lashed out ragingly, "Great Galaxy, Susan, if this gets out, it will ruin all of us. We've got to get those men back. Why didn't you ask it if there was danger of death – straight out?"

  "Because," said Calvin, with a weary frustration, "that's just what I can't mention. If it's got a case of dilemma, it's about death. Anything that would bring it up badly might knock it completely out. Will we be better off then? Now, look, it said we could communicate with them. Let's do so, get their location, and bring them back. They probably can't use the controls themselves; The Brain is probably handling them remotely. Come!"

  It was quite a while before Powell shook himself together.

  "Mike," he said, out of cold lips, "did you feel an acceleration?"

  Donovan's eyes were blank, "Huh? No… no."

  And then the redhead's fists clenched and he was out of his seat with sudden frenzied energy and up against the cold, wide-curving glass. There was nothing to see – but stars.

  He turned, "Greg, they must have started the machine while we were inside. Greg, it's a put-up job; they fixed it up with the robot to jerry us into being the try-out boys, in case we were thinking of backing out."

  Powell said, "What are you talking about? What's the good of sending us out if we don't know how to run the machine? How are we supposed to bring it back? No, this ship left by itself, and without any apparent acceleration." He rose, and walked the floor slowly. The metal walls dinned back the clangor of his steps.

  He said tonelessly, "Mike, this is the most confusing situation we've ever been up against."

  "That," said Donovan, bitterly, "is news to me. I was just beginning to have a very swell time, when you told me."

  Powell ignored that. "No acceleration – which means the ship works on a principle different from any known."

  "Different from any we know, anyway."

  "Different from any known. There are no engines within reach of manual control. Maybe they're built into the walls. Maybe that's why they're thick as they are."

  "What are you mumbling about?" demanded Donovan.

  "Why not listen? I'm saying that whatever powers this ship is enclosed, and evidently not meant to be handled. The ship is running by remote control."

  "The Brain's control?"

  "Why not?"

  "Then you think we'll stay out here till The Brain brings us back."

  "It could be. If so, let's wait quietly. The Brain is a robot. It's got to follow the First Law. It can't hurt a human being."

  Donovan sat down slowly, "You figure that?" Carefully, he flattened his hair, "Listen, this junk about the space-warp knocked out Consolidated's robot, and the longhairs said it was because interstellar travel killed humans. Which robot are you going to trust? Ours had the same data, I understand."

  Powell was yanking madly at his mustache, "Don't pretend you don't know your robotics, Mike. Before it's physically possible in any way for a robot to even make a start to breaking the First Law, so many things have to break down that it would be a ruined mess of scrap ten times over. There's some simple explanation to this."

  "Oh sure,
sure. Just have the butler call me in the morning. It's all just too, too simple for me to bother about before my beauty nap."

  "Well, Jupiter, Mike, what are you complaining about so far? The Brain is taking care of us. This place is warm. It's got light. It's got air. There wasn't even enough of an acceleration jar to muss your hair if it were smooth enough to be mussable in the first place."

  "Yeah? Greg, you must've taken lessons. No one could put Pollyanna that far out of the running without. What do we eat? What do we drink? Where are we? How do we get back? And in case of accident, to what exit and in what spacesuit do we run, not walk? I haven't even seen a bathroom in the place, or those little conveniences that go along with bathrooms. Sure, we're being taken care of – but good?"

  The voice that interrupted Donovan's tirade was not Powell's. It was nobody's. It was there, hanging in open air – stentorian and petrifying in its effects.

  "GREGORY POWELL! MICHAEL DONOVAN! GREGORY POWELL! MICHAEL DONOVAN! PLEASE REPORT YOUR PRESENT POSITIONS. IF YOUR SHIP ANSWERS CONTROLS, PLEASE RETURN TO BASE. GREGORY POWELL! MICHAEL DONOVAN!-"

  The message was repetitious, mechanical, broken by regular, untiring intervals.

  Donovan said, "Where's it coming from?"

  "I don't know." Powell's voice was an intense whisper, "Where do the lights come from? Where does anything come from?"

  "Well, how are we going to answer?" They had to speak in the intervals between the loudly echoing, repeating message.

  The walls were bare – as bare and as unbroken as smooth, curving metal can be. Powell said, "Shout an answer."

  They did. They shouted, in turns, and together, "Position unknown! Ship out of control! Condition desperate!"

  Their voices rose and cracked. The short businesslike sentences became interlarded and adulterated with screaming and emphatic profanity, but the cold, calling voice repeated and repeated and repeated unwearyingly.

  "They don't hear us," gasped Donovan. "There's no sending mechanism. Just a receiver." His eyes focused blindly at a random spot on the wall.

  Slowly the din of the outside voice softened and receded. They called again when it was a whisper, and they called again, hoarsely, when there was silence.

  Something like fifteen minutes later, Powell said lifelessly, "Let's go through the ship again. There must be something to eat somewheres." He did not sound hopeful. It was almost an admission of defeat.

  They divided in the corridor to the right and left. They could follow one another by the hard footsteps resounding, and they met occasionally in the corridor, where they would glare at each other and pass on.

  Powell's search ended suddenly and as it did, he heard Donovan's glad voice rise boomingly.

  "Hey, Greg," it howled, "the ship has got plumbing. How did we miss it?"

  It was some five minutes later that he found Powell by hit-and-miss. He was saying, "Still no shower baths, though," but it got choked off in the middle.

  "Food," he gasped.

  The wall had dropped away, leaving a curved gap with two shelves. The upper shelf was loaded with unlabeled cans of a bewildering variety of sizes and shapes. The enameled cans on the lower shelf were uniform and Donovan felt a cold draft about his ankles. The lower half was refrigerated.

  "How… how-"

  "It wasn't there, before," said Powell, curtly. "That wall section dropped out of sight as I came in the door."

  He was eating. The can was the preheating type with enclosed spoon and the warm odor of baked beans filled the room. "Grab a can, Mike!"

  Donovan hesitated, "What's the menu?"

  "How do I know! Are you finicky?"

  "No, but all I eat on ships are beans. Something else would be first choice." His hand hovered and selected a shining elliptical can whose flatness seemed reminiscent of salmon or similar delicacy. It opened at the proper pressure.

  "Beans!" howled Donovan, and reached for another. Powell hauled at the slack of his pants. "Better eat that, sonny boy. Supplies are limited and we may be here a long, long time."

  Donovan drew back sulkily, "Is that all we have? Beans?"

  "Could be."

  "What's on the lower shelf?"

  "Milk."

  "Just milk?" Donovan cried in outrage.

  "Looks it."

  The meal of beans and milk was carried through in silence, and as they left, the strip of hidden wall rose up and formed an unbroken surface once more.

  Powell sighed, "Everything automatic. Everything just so. Never felt so helpless in my life. Where's your plumbing?"

  "Right there. And that wasn't among those present when we first looked, either."

  Fifteen minutes later they were back in the glassed-in room, staring at each other from opposing seats.

  Powell looked gloomily at the one gauge in the room. It still said "parsecs," the figures still ended in "1,000,000" and the indicating needle was still pressed hard against the zero mark.

  In the innermost offices of the U. S. Robot amp; Mechanical Men Corp. Alfred Lanning was saying wearily, "They won't answer. We've tried every wavelength, public, private, coded, straight, even this subether stuff they have now. And The Brain still won't say anything?" He shot this at Dr. Calvin.

  "It won't amplify on the matter, Alfred," she said, emphatically. "It says they can hear us… and when I try to press it, it becomes… well, it becomes sullen. And it's not supposed to- Whoever heard of a sullen robot?"

  "Suppose you tell us what you have, Susan," said Bogert.

  "Here it is! It admits it controls the ship itself entirely. It is definitely optimistic about their safety, but without details. I don't dare press it. However, the center of disturbance seems to be about the interstellar jump itself. The Brain definitely laughed when I brought up the subject. There are other indications, but that is the closest it's come to an open abnormality."

  She looked at the others, "I refer to hysteria. I dropped the subject immediately, and I hope I did no harm, but it gave me a lead. I can handle hysteria. Give me twelve hours! If I can bring it back to normal, it will bring back the ship."

  Bogert seemed suddenly stricken. "The interstellar jump!"

  "What's the matter?" The cry was double from Calvin and Lanning.

  "The figures for the engine The Brain gave us. Say… I just thought of something."

  He left hurriedly.

  Lanning gazed after him. He said brusquely to Calvin, "You take care of your end, Susan."

  Two hours later, Bogert was talking eagerly, "I tell you, Lanning, that's it. The interstellar jump is not instantaneousnot as long as the speed of light is finite. Life can't exist… matter and energy as such can't exist in the space warp. I don't know what it would be like – but that's it. That's what killed Consolidated's robot."

  Donovan felt as haggard as he looked. "Only five days?"

  "Only five days. I'm sure of it."

  Donovan looked about him wretchedly. The stars through the glass were familiar but infinitely indifferent. The walls were cold to the touch; the lights, which had recently flared up again, were unfeelingly bright; the needle on the gauge pointed stubbornly to zero; and Donovan could not get rid of the taste of beans.

  He said, morosely, "I need a bath."

  Powell looked up briefly, and said, "So do I. You needn't feel selfconscious. But unless you want to bathe in milk and do without drinking"

  "We'll do without drinking eventually, anyway. Greg, where does this interstellar travel come in?'

  "You tell me. Maybe we just keep on going. We'd get there, eventually. At least the dust of our skeletons would – but isn't our death the whole point of The Brain's original breakdown?"

  Donovan spoke with his back to the other, "Greg, I've been thinking. It's pretty bad. There's not much to do – except walk around or talk to yourself. You know those stories about guys marooned in space. They go nuts long before they starve. I don't know, Greg, but ever since the lights went on, I feel funny."

  There was a silence,
then Powell's voice came thin and small, "So do I. What's it like?"

  The redheaded figure turned, "Feel funny inside. There's a pounding in me with everything tense. It's hard to breathe. I can't stand still."

  "Um-m-m. Do you feel vibration?"

  "How do you mean?"

  "Sit down for a minute and listen. You don't hear it, but you feel it – as if something's throbbing somewheres and it's throbbing the whole ship, and you, too, along with it. Listen-"

  "Yeah… yeah. What do you think it is, Greg? You don't suppose it's us?"

  "It might be." Powell stroked his mustache slowly. "But it might be the ship's engines. It might be getting ready."

  "For what?"

  "For the interstellar jump. It may be coming and the devil knows what it's like."

  Donovan pondered. Then he said, savagely, "If it does, let it. But I wish we could fight. It's humiliating to have to wait for it."

  An hour later, perhaps, Powell looked at his hand on the metal chair-arm and said with frozen calm, "Feel the wall, Mike."

  Donovan did, and said, "You can feel it shake, Greg."

  Even the stars seemed blurred. From somewhere came the vague impression of a huge machine gathering power with the walls, storing up energy for a mighty leap, throbbing its way up the scales of strength.

  It came with a suddenness and a stab of pain. Powell stiffened, and half-jerked from his chair. His sight caught Donovan and blanked out while Donovan's thin shout whimpered and died in his ears. Something writhed within him and struggled against a growing blanket of ice, that thickened.

  Something broke loose and whirled in a blaze of flickering light and pain. It fell

  – and whirled

  – and fell headlong

  – into silence!

  It was death!

  It was a world of no motion and no sensation. A world of dim, unsensing consciousness; a consciousness of darkness and of silence and of formless struggle.

  Most of all a consciousness of eternity.

  He was a tiny white thread of ego – cold and afraid.

  Then the words came, unctuous and sonorous, thundering over him in a foam of sound:

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