Oz, The Complete Collection

by L. Frank Baum

  “Certainly, sir. He is really dead now, and will wither very quickly. So we must plant him at once, that other Sorcerers may grow upon his bush,” continued the Prince.

  “What do you mean by that?” asked the little Wizard, greatly puzzled.

  “If you will accompany me to our public gardens,” replied the Prince, “I will explain to you much better than I can here the mysteries of our Vegetable Kingdom.”

  Chapter 4

  The VEGETABLE KINGDOM

  fter the Wizard had wiped the dampness from his sword and taken it apart and put the pieces into their leathern case again, the man with the star ordered some of his people to carry the two halves of the Sorcerer to the public gardens.

  Jim pricked up his ears when he heard they were going to the gardens, and wanted to join the party, thinking he might find something proper to eat; so Zeb put down the top of the buggy and invited the Wizard to ride with them. The seat was amply wide enough for the little man and the two children, and when Jim started to leave the hall the kitten jumped upon his back and sat there quite contentedly.

  So the procession moved through the streets, the bearers of the Sorcerer first, the Prince next, then Jim drawing the buggy with the strangers inside of it, and last the crowd of vegetable people who had no hearts and could neither smile nor frown.

  The glass city had several fine streets, for a good many people lived there; but when the procession had passed through these it came upon a broad plain covered with gardens and watered by many pretty brooks that flowed through it. There were paths through these gardens, and over some of the brooks were ornamental glass bridges.

  Dorothy and Zeb now got out of the buggy and walked beside the Prince, so that they might see and examine the flowers and plants better.

  “Who built these lovely bridges?” asked the little girl.

  “No one built them,” answered the man with the star. “They grow.”

  “That’s queer,” said she. “Did the glass houses in your city grow, too?”

  “Of course,” he replied. “But it took a good many years for them to grow as large and fine as they are now. That is why we are so angry when a Rain of Stones comes to break our towers and crack our roofs.”

  “Can’t you mend them?” she enquired.

  “No; but they will grow together again, in time, and we must wait until they do.”

  They first passed through many beautiful gardens of flowers, which grew nearest the city; but Dorothy could hardly tell what kind of flowers they were, because the colors were constantly changing under the shifting lights of the six suns. A flower would be pink one second, white the next, then blue or yellow; and it was the same way when they came to the plants, which had broad leaves and grew close to the ground.

  When they passed over a field of grass Jim immediately stretched down his head and began to nibble.

  “A nice country this is,” he grumbled, “where a respectable horse has to eat pink grass!”

  “It’s violet,” said the Wizard, who was in the buggy.

  “Now it’s blue,” complained the horse. “As a matter of fact, I’m eating rainbow grass.”

  “How does it taste?” asked the Wizard.

  “Not bad at all,” said Jim. “If they give me plenty of it I’ll not complain about its color.”

  By this time the party had reached a freshly plowed field, and the Prince said to Dorothy:

  “This is our planting-ground.”

  Several Mangaboos came forward with glass spades and dug a hole in the ground. Then they put the two halves of the Sorcerer into it and covered him up. After that other people brought water from a brook and sprinkled the earth.

  “He will sprout very soon,” said the Prince, “and grow into a large bush, from which we shall in time be able to pick several very good sorcerers.”

  “Do all your people grow on bushes?” asked the boy.

  “Certainly,” was the reply. “Do not all people grow upon bushes where you came from, on the outside of the earth?”

  “Not that I ever heard of.”

  “How strange! But if you will come with me to one of our folk gardens I will show you the way we grow in the Land of the Mangaboos.”

  It appeared that these odd people, while they were able to walk through the air with ease, usually moved upon the ground in the ordinary way. There were no stairs in their houses, because they did not need them, but on a level surface they generally walked just as we do.

  The little party of strangers now followed the Prince across a few more of the glass bridges and along several paths until they came to a garden enclosed by a high hedge. Jim had refused to leave the field of grass, where he was engaged in busily eating; so the Wizard got out of the buggy and joined Zeb and Dorothy, and the kitten followed demurely at their heels.

  Inside the hedge they came upon row after row of large and handsome plants with broad leaves gracefully curving until their points nearly reached the ground. In the center of each plant grew a daintily dressed Mangaboo, for the clothing of all these creatures grew upon them and was attached to their bodies.

  The growing Mangaboos were of all sizes, from the blossom that had just turned into a wee baby to the full-grown and almost ripe man or woman. On some of the bushes might be seen a bud, a blossom, a baby, a half-grown person and a ripe one; but even those ready to pluck were motionless and silent, as if devoid of life. This sight explained to Dorothy why she had seen no children among the Mangaboos, a thing she had until now been unable to account for.

  “Our people do not acquire their real life until they leave their bushes,” said the Prince. “You will notice they are all attached to the plants by the soles of their feet, and when they are quite ripe they are easily separated from the stems and at once attain the powers of motion and speech. So while they grow they cannot be said to really live, and they must be picked before they can become good citizens.”

  “How long do you live, after you are picked?” asked Dorothy.

  “That depends upon the care we take of ourselves,” he replied. “If we keep cool and moist, and meet with no accidents, we often live for five years. I’ve been picked over six years, but our family is known to be especially long lived.”

  “Do you eat?” asked the boy.

  “Eat! No, indeed. We are quite solid inside our bodies, and have no need to eat, any more than does a potato.”

  “But the potatoes sometimes sprout,” said Zeb.

  “And sometimes we do,” answered the Prince; “but that is considered a great misfortune, for then we must be planted at once.”

  “Where did you grow?” asked the Wizard.

  “I will show you,” was the reply. “Step this way, please.”

  He led them within another but smaller circle of hedge, where grew one large and beautiful bush.

  “This,” said he, “is the Royal Bush of the Mangaboos. All of our Princes and Rulers have grown upon this one bush from time immemorial.”

  They stood before it in silent admiration. On the central stalk stood poised the figure of a girl so exquisitely formed and colored and so lovely in the expression of her delicate features that Dorothy thought she had never seen so sweet and adorable a creature in all her life. The maiden’s gown was soft as satin and fell about her in ample folds, while dainty lace-like traceries trimmed the bodice and sleeves. Her flesh was fine and smooth as polished ivory, and her poise expressed both dignity and grace.

  “Who is this?” asked the Wizard, curiously.

  The Prince had been staring hard at the girl on the bush. Now he answered, with a touch of uneasiness in his cold tones:

  “She is the Ruler destined to be my successor, for she is a Royal Princess. When she becomes fully ripe I must abandon the sovereignty of the Mangaboos to her.”

  “Isn’t she ripe now?” asked Dorothy.

  He hesitated.

  “Not quite,” said he, finally. “It will be several days before she needs to be picked, or at least that is my ju
dgment. I am in no hurry to resign my office and be planted, you may be sure.”

  “Probably not,” declared the Wizard, nodding.

  “This is one of the most unpleasant things about our vegetable lives,” continued the Prince, with a sigh, “that while we are in our full prime we must give way to another, and be covered up in the ground to sprout and grow and give birth to other people.”

  “I’m sure the Princess is ready to be picked,” asserted Dorothy, gazing hard at the beautiful girl on the bush. “She’s as perfect as she can be.”

  “Never mind,” answered the Prince, hastily, “she will be all right for a few days longer, and it is best for me to rule until I can dispose of you strangers, who have come to our land uninvited and must be attended to at once.”

  “What are you going to do with us?” asked Zeb.

  “That is a matter I have not quite decided upon,” was the reply. “I think I shall keep this Wizard until a new Sorcerer is ready to pick, for he seems quite skillful and may be of use to us. But the rest of you must be destroyed in some way, and you cannot be planted, because I do not wish horses and cats and meat people growing all over our country.”

  “You needn’t worry,” said Dorothy. “We wouldn’t grow under ground, I’m sure.”

  “But why destroy my friends?” asked the little Wizard. “Why not let them live?”

  “They do not belong here,” returned the Prince. “They have no right to be inside the earth at all.”

  “We didn’t ask to come down here; we fell,” said Dorothy.

  “That is no excuse,” declared the Prince, coldly.

  The children looked at each other in perplexity, and the Wizard sighed. Eureka rubbed her paw on her face and said in her soft, purring voice:

  “He won’t need to destroy me, for if I don’t get something to eat pretty soon I shall starve to death, and so save him the trouble.”

  “If he planted you, he might grow some cat-tails,” suggested the Wizard.

  “Oh, Eureka! perhaps we can find you some milk-weeds to eat,” said the boy.

  “Phoo!” snarled the kitten; “I wouldn’t touch the nasty things!”

  “You don’t need milk, Eureka,” remarked Dorothy; “you are big enough now to eat any kind of food.”

  “If I can get it,” added Eureka.

  “I’m hungry myself,” said Zeb. “But I noticed some strawberries growing in one of the gardens, and some melons in another place. These people don’t eat such things, so perhaps on our way back they will let us get them.”

  “Never mind your hunger,” interrupted the Prince. “I shall order you destroyed in a few minutes, so you will have no need to ruin our pretty melon vines and berry bushes. Follow me, please, to meet your doom.”

  Chapter 5

  DOROTHY PICKS the PRINCESS

  he words of the cold and moist vegetable Prince were not very comforting, and as he spoke them he turned away and left the enclosure. The children, feeling sad and despondent, were about to follow him when the Wizard touched Dorothy softly on her shoulder.

  “Wait!” he whispered.

  “What for?” asked the girl.

  “Suppose we pick the Royal Princess,” said the Wizard. “I’m quite sure she’s ripe, and as soon as she comes to life she will be the Ruler, and may treat us better than that heartless Prince intends to.”

  “All right!” exclaimed Dorothy, eagerly. “Let’s pick her while we have the chance, before the man with the star comes back.”

  So together they leaned over the great bush and each of them seized one hand of the lovely Princess.

  “Pull!” cried Dorothy, and as they did so the royal lady leaned toward them and the stems snapped and separated from her feet. She was not at all heavy, so the Wizard and Dorothy managed to lift her gently to the ground.

  The beautiful creature passed her hands over her eyes an instant, tucked in a stray lock of hair that had become disarranged, and after a look around the garden made those present a gracious bow and said, in a sweet but even toned voice:

  “I thank you very much.”

  “We salute your Royal Highness!” cried the Wizard, kneeling and kissing her hand.

  Just then the voice of the Prince was heard calling upon them to hasten, and a moment later he returned to the enclosure, followed by a number of his people.

  Instantly the Princess turned and faced him, and when he saw that she was picked the Prince stood still and began to tremble.

  “Sir,” said the Royal Lady, with much dignity, “you have wronged me greatly, and would have wronged me still more had not these strangers come to my rescue. I have been ready for picking all the past week, but because you were selfish and desired to continue your unlawful rule, you left me to stand silent upon my bush.”

  “I did not know that you were ripe,” answered the Prince, in a low voice.

  “Give me the Star of Royalty!” she commanded.

  Slowly he took the shining star from his own brow and placed it upon that of the Princess. Then all the people bowed low to her, and the Prince turned and walked away alone. What became of him afterward our friends never knew.

  The people of Mangaboo now formed themselves into a procession and marched toward the glass city to escort their new ruler to her palace and to perform those ceremonies proper to the occasion. But while the people in the procession walked upon the ground the Princess walked in the air just above their heads, to show that she was a superior being and more exalted than her subjects.

  No one now seemed to pay any attention to the strangers, so Dorothy and Zeb and the Wizard let the train pass on and then wandered by themselves into the vegetable gardens. They did not bother to cross the bridges over the brooks, but when they came to a stream they stepped high and walked in the air to the other side. This was a very interesting experience to them, and Dorothy said:

  “I wonder why it is that we can walk so easily in the air.”

  “Perhaps,” answered the Wizard, “it is because we are close to the center of the earth, where the attraction of gravitation is very slight. But I’ve noticed that many queer things happen in fairy countries.”

  “Is this a fairy country?” asked the boy.

  “Of course it is,” returned Dorothy promptly. “Only a fairy country could have veg’table people; and only in a fairy country could Eureka and Jim talk as we do.”

  “That’s true,” said Zeb, thoughtfully.

  In the vegetable gardens they found the strawberries and melons, and several other unknown but delicious fruits, of which they ate heartily. But the kitten bothered them constantly by demanding milk or meat, and called the Wizard names because he could not bring her a dish of milk by means of his magical arts.

  As they sat upon the grass watching Jim, who was still busily eating, Eureka said:

  “I don’t believe you are a Wizard at all!”

  “No,” answered the little man, “you are quite right. In the strict sense of the word I am not a Wizard, but only a humbug.”

  “The Wizard of Oz has always been a humbug,” agreed Dorothy. “I’ve known him for a long time.”

  “If that is so,” said the boy, “how could he do that wonderful trick with the nine tiny piglets?”

  “Don’t know,” said Dorothy, “but it must have been humbug.”

  “Very true,” declared the Wizard, nodding at her. “It was necessary to deceive that ugly Sorcerer and the Prince, as well as their stupid people; but I don’t mind telling you, who are my friends, that the thing was only a trick.”

  “But I saw the little pigs with my own eyes!” exclaimed Zeb.

  “So did I,” purred the kitten.

  “To be sure,” answered the Wizard. “You saw them because they were there. They are in my inside pocket now. But the pulling of them apart and pushing them together again was only a sleight-of-hand trick.”

  “Let’s see the pigs,” said Eureka, eagerly.

  The little man felt carefully in his pocket and pull
ed out the tiny piglets, setting them upon the grass one by one, where they ran around and nibbled the tender blades.

  “They’re hungry, too,” he said.

  “Oh, what cunning things!” cried Dorothy, catching up one and petting it.

  “Be careful!” said the piglet, with a squeal, “you’re squeezing me!”

  “Dear me!” murmured the Wizard, looking at his pets in astonishment. “They can actually talk!”

  “May I eat one of them?” asked the kitten, in a pleading voice. “I’m awfully hungry.”

  “Why, Eureka,” said Dorothy, reproachfully, “what a cruel question! It would be dreadful to eat these dear little things.”

  “I should say so!” grunted another of the piglets, looking uneasily at the kitten; “cats are cruel things.”

  “I’m not cruel,” replied the kitten, yawning. “I’m just hungry.”

  “You cannot eat my piglets, even if you are starving,” declared the little man, in a stern voice. “They are the only things I have to prove I’m a wizard.”

  “How did they happen to be so little?” asked Dorothy. “I never saw such small pigs before.”

  “They are from the Island of Teenty-Weent,” said the Wizard, “where everything is small because it’s a small island. A sailor brought them to Los Angeles and I gave him nine tickets to the circus for them.”

  “But what am I going to eat?” wailed the kitten, sitting in front of Dorothy and looking pleadingly into her face. “There are no cows here to give milk; or any mice, or even grasshoppers. And if I can’t eat the piglets you may as well plant me at once and raise catsup.”

  “I have an idea,” said the Wizard, “that there are fishes in these brooks. Do you like fish?”

  “Fish!” cried the kitten. “Do I like fish? Why, they’re better than piglets—or even milk!”

  “Then I’ll try to catch you some,” said he.

  “But won’t they be veg’table, like everything else here?” asked the kitten.

  “I think not. Fishes are not animals, and they are as cold and moist as the vegetables themselves. There is no reason, that I can see, why they may not exist in the waters of this strange country.”