The Art of Escaping
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the art
of
escaping
Erin Callahan
Amberjack Publishing
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For Troyson.
For talking me into this writer-gig in the first place,
and for making my senior year one of my favorite years.
(Fri, Apr 13, 5:22 p.m.)
Will:
>Hey.
Mattie:
>Hey yourself. What’s up?
Will:
>I just finished it.
Mattie:
>Ugh. And now you know exactly why you shouldn’t have talked me into taking a Creative Nonfic class.
Will:
>Au contraire, Mattie-O. I quite enjoyed it.
Mattie:
>But???
Will:
>I didn’t say but.
Mattie:
>I know you. There’s a but coming. I can feel it.
>Hello????
Will:
>Ok ok. There’s maybe some stuff you left out.
Mattie:
>Like what?
Will:
>It’s not your fault. It was a while ago and you weren’t there for ALL of it.
>Fear not, I’m going to write some footnotes for you.
Mattie:
>Footnotes? What the f
>Shit hang on Stella’s calling.
Will:
>Groovy. I’ll just be here. Writing my footnotes.
(Fri, Apr 13, 5:31 p.m.)
Mattie:
>Sorry I’m back. She wanted to make sure we’re still on for dinner.
Will:
>Why doesn’t she just text?
Mattie:
>Ha! I asked her that once and she said something like “you never know what you’ll hear if you call instead”
Will:
>Oh my god.
Mattie:
>I know! Can you believe that?
Will:
>That girl is a hoot.
Mattie:
>We ARE still on for dinner right? You’re not going to spend the night writing footnotes or whatever?
Will:
>I suppose I can tear myself away for sushi. *sigh*
Plus Frankie borrowed Labyrinth and promised he would give it back tonight.
Mattie:
>Yay. Meet you outside Warner at 6:30?
Will:
>I’ll be there.
(Fri, Apr 13, 5:39 p.m.)
Will:
>Hey Mattie-O?
Mattie:
>Yes Will?
Will:
>I heart you.
Mattie:
>I heart you too you big weirdo.
Cram school crawled by. I wanted to do well on my exams, but my mind was full of ropes and knots and chains and locks. I wondered how long it would take me to escape if someone chained me to the desk, or if I’d be doomed to listen to lectures for all of eternity. The thought made my fingers itch.
Yumiko passed me a note during the lecture, her eyes full of repressed giggles. “Naoki is the most beautiful boy I’ve ever seen. And so well-mannered, don’t you think? I want him to ask me to the social on Friday. Do you think he will?” She’d drawn little hearts along the border.
Only one response came to mind. “I don’t care.”
– Akiko Miyake, Tokyo, April 3, 1973
Mattie vs. Tiny, Icky Things
I fought through a hangover on Saturday morning and forced myself into the shower. After washing bits of broken roofing shingle out of my hair, I downed two glasses of water, even though all I wanted to do was crawl back into bed and die. My important business of the day trumped nursing a hangover.
The drive to Grayton took less than twenty minutes. I parked on the street, right in front of the dilapidated villa that still managed to shine in a neighborhood full of McMansions. Fat drops of rain began to fall as I climbed out of the car, and I paused after a few steps down the stone footpath to take a deep breath.
Come on, Mattie. This is easy. The worst thing she can say is no.
The decrepit front door had shed black paint chips all over the porch, but it still boasted ornate woodcarvings of snakes and birds. I pressed the yellowed button and heard a deep bing! bong! echo through the house. Then silence. I waited with my palms sweating and a headache throbbing above my eyebrows. More silence. I shut my eyes, massaged my temples, and rang the bell again. I turned and watched the rain fall on the tall grass in the front yard for a minute before ramming my determined index finger repeatedly against the yellowed button, sending a clamor of bells pealing beyond the door. Then I switched to rapping on the door, hoping an assertive knock would convey more urgency than my manic bell ringing.
Soft footfalls sounded inside the house and then abruptly stopped.
“Hello?” I asked.
A panel with a hummingbird carving flipped open and a pair of dark eyes peered out at me. “Hey, Girl Scout,” said a throaty voice. “I don’t want any cookies.”
I blinked at the dark eyes. “Um, hello?”
“Beat it, Girl Scout.”
The hummingbird panel snapped shut.
“Wait,” I shouted as I resumed my frantic knocking. “Wait, Ms. Miyake. I’m a big fan of your mother. I just wanted to ask you a few questions.”
The panel flipped back open. “If that’s the case, I’m definitely not buying what you’re selling. Get the fuck off my porch, Girl Scout.”
The panel snapped shut again, and I stared at the hummingbird carving. Rain was pouring on the lawn now, and I couldn’t bring myself to walk back down that stone path to Stella’s car. I sank down onto a pile of paint chips and gazed through the tall grass.
I don’t know how long I sat there. It could have been hours, but it didn’t feel like sitting on the roof drunk on bourbon. My mind didn’t wander into unpleasant territory. It stayed focused on the rain and the buzz of the grasshoppers, the feel of paint chips as I rolled and cracked them between my fingers, and the soreness of my ass against the wooden slats of the porch. And then I thought about Akiko.
I pictured a seventeen-year-old girl, dressed in a quintessential school uniform with a sailor-style collar, pushing open the door of a magic shop in Tokyo and bullying the middle-aged magician behind the counter into making her his new assistant.
Then I pictured a twenty-year
-old woman stepping onto American soil with sensible shoes and a visitor’s visa, even though she planned to never go back home. I imagined her disembarking from a trans-Pacific ship, because it seemed more romantic than arriving by plane and landing in some dingy airport in California. But I suppose there was something poetic about that as well. An airplane brought her to the land where her career would truly begin, and another airplane would end it.
I didn’t even notice when the hummingbird panel flipped open again. “I thought I told you to get off my porch.”
“I believe your exact words were, ‘Get the fuck off my porch, Girl Scout.’” I could have sworn I heard just a flicker of laughter behind the door.
“How long are you going to sit there?”
I shrugged. “I’m pretty comfortable.”
“I don’t really like cops,” she huffed. “Don’t make me call them.”
“It’s not like I’m bothering you. I’m just sitting here.”
“You sitting there is bothering me.”
“Then come out here and talk to me.”
“I don’t spend much time outside. And especially not on the porch.”
“I can see why. You should really sweep up all these paint chips.”
The hummingbird panel remained open, but I heard footsteps leaving and then returning. The door creaked open just long enough for her to toss a broom and dustpan onto the porch.
“If you clean up the porch, I’ll invite you to tea.” With that, the panel snapped shut.
I picked up the broom and dutifully swept the dirt, dust, and paint chips into the dustpan before returning to my seat. The rain stopped and started again, then the door slowly creaked open. I rose from my seat, but there was no sign of her. I pulled the door all the way open and peered into the house.
“Hello?” My voice echoed through the cavernous foyer. I glanced up at the cathedral ceiling and exposed wood beams as I stepped over the threshold. I heard rattling coming from the hallway to my right and headed in that direction.
“You’re late,” she said when I entered the dining room. Two teacups and a teapot sat on the table.
“What happened to my formal invitation?” I asked.
“It was implicit, not formal. Sit.”
I took a seat in stiff chair across from a thirty-something Asian woman. Her thin lips formed a perfect horizontal line, but her expression was far from blank. She glared at me like I was spoiled, soft. A marshmallow ready for roasting. I picked up my steaming teacup and burned my fingers.
“Ow,” I mouthed.
One corner of her lips curled upward. “I don’t use milk or sugar.”
“It’s fine. Thanks for the tea, Ms. Miyake.”
She bristled. “Don’t call me that.”
“Then you should probably tell me your first name.”
“Miyu,” she said before taking a sip of scorching tea.
“And you’re Akiko Miyake’s daughter.” I felt my face slip into a goofy expression of reverence before I burned my tongue on a tentative sip of tea. “I have so many questions, I don’t even know where to start. I mean, what was she like?”
Her glare intensified. “I bet you think I’m so lucky. That I had such a wonderful childhood, raised by nannies who never lasted more than six months because they couldn’t possibly live up to my mother’s impossible standards. I bet you think I enjoyed spending countless hours backstage with my only friend. His name was Game Boy, by the way.”
“Oh. Sorry.” She’d guessed that my childhood had been more standard than hers and she wasn’t wrong. Apparently, I didn’t look like the type who’d grown up on the road with my primary caregiver in the spotlight.
“Whatever, Girl Scout.”
“It’s Mattie, actually.”
She waved my name away. “I was going to call you Girl Scout until you got fed up with it and left.”
“I don’t care what you call me as long as you’re willing to talk about escapology.”
She took another sip of tea and didn’t seem the least bit fazed by the blazing heat. “You’re younger than most of them.”
“Most of who?”
She cleared her throat with a forceful cough. “You mean whom, not who. And I’m referring to the fans who show up here. There haven’t been many in the past few years, but they’re usually middle aged. And male. And fat.”
“Huh. Well, isn’t it refreshing I don’t fit the usual profile?”
“I don’t think refreshing is the right word.”
“Did she teach you?” I asked.
Miyu laughed. “Teach me what? How to call for room service? How to hail a cab at the age of four? How to buy painkillers on the black market?”
I saw right through her game, but I wasn’t even close to my breaking point.
“Your mom’s entire life was wrapped up in escapology. You must have picked up something along the way.” I thought about my dad and the many hours of Star Trek I’d watched with him. “You wanted to bond with her, didn’t you?”
She studied me as she drained the rest of her tea. “What exactly are you looking for? A mentor?”
I nodded. “I know it’s a long shot, but I also know I won’t reach the level I want on my own. There’s only so much you can learn from guidebooks and YouTube videos.”
“Why?”
“Why what?”
“Why do you want to learn the art of escapology?”
Why, indeed?
***
“Mattie? Are you all right?”
I don’t know. Am I?
I certainly hadn’t expected to end up in the guidance counselor’s office during the last few hours of my junior year at Vincent Cianci Jr. Regional High School, having a moment. It wasn’t quite a panic attack because I didn’t feel like I was going to die, but my palms were clammy and a stubborn little knot had tightened in my chest and one of my ears was ringing like someone had very rudely struck a tuning fork right next to my head.
If I were a nineteenth-century housewife, some well-meaning doctor would say, Oh, fiddlesticks. You’ve caught the hysteria. Time to pluck out your wandering womb.
This particular moment had been brought on by a confluence of tiny, icky things. First, the god awful Successories posters hanging behind Ms. Simmons’s desk telling me to make it happen and walk the talk. Then there was the little smudge of lipstick by the corner of Ms. Simmons’s mouth, the single flaw in her otherwise put-together persona. Finally, there was the almighty trigger word—well-rounded. I hated that word.
“Anyway, as I was saying. A college is going to want to know right off the bat that you’re well-rounded. So in addition to bringing your GPA up just a few tenths, I’d really like you to think about participating more next year. Throw yourself into some extracurriculars. That sounds doable, right?”
Her glistening blue eyes made my face twitch.
“No, actually. Not doable.”
She blinked at me. “What?”
“Higher grades I can handle, but there’s no way I’m spending a second more of my day here at school. Especially when no one who joins extracurriculars really cares about extracurriculars. They join them so they can look good on paper.”
“I sincerely don’t believe that’s the only reason.”
“Regardless, I don’t care about extracurriculars. Joining one now so I can impress a college admissions board is completely disingenuous.”
She took a deep breath and started bending a paperclip. “It’s not disingenuous if it’s something you enjoy. There must be something, Mattie. What about French Club? You took three years of French, didn’t you?”
“I took two years, and I hated it. Besides, who cares about French these days? Everyone knows Spanish is the second language you should be learning.”
“Okay,” she said softly, “then Spanish Club.”
“I don’t speak Spanish.”
“Math Team?”
“I barely passed Geometry last year.”
“Debate Team?”
“I hate confrontation.”
The paperclip she’d been torturing finally gave way and snapped in two. “Gay-Straight Alliance?”
“I’m apolitical.”
“Mock Trial Team?”
“Yawn.”
“Newspaper?”
“Double yawn.”
“Yearbook?”
I stared at her. “That’s a joke, right?”
“Maybe you could propose a new extracurricular to the Student Activities Committee.”
I tried to picture my own handpicked extracurricular. Jazz Appreciation Team? Historical Non-Fiction Book Club? Kitschy Knickknack Collectors Alliance? Then, of course, there was that other thing. That thing I hid from everyone. Whenever I thought of someone like me saying that sacred e-word aloud, I imagined Akiko Miyake rolling over in her grave at Swan Point Cemetery. Thou art not worthy, suburban millennial.
“Wow. I’m truly honored, Ms. Simmons. But that sounds rather overwhelming. I think I’ll pass.”
“Mattie, I don’t like to say things like this to students, but I don’t think I have a choice with you. Sometimes . . . you have to play the game unless you want to go to some godforsaken party school for nonstarters.”
I crossed my arms. “No thanks. I’ll see how far I can get with my integrity intact. Besides, a party school could be fun. Who doesn’t like parties?”
That was the moment her blue eyes finally stopped glistening, and she shooed me out of her office with a hall pass and pamphlet for Bristol College. Once I got my bearings, I realized I’d instinctively headed toward Liam’s classroom. But I didn’t want to walk in there looking like I was on the verge of a panic attack, so I hooked a left into the ladies’ room and shut myself in a stall.
Sweet, sweet solitude. The moment you close the door of a public bathroom stall almost never fails to blow my mind. There’s something almost sacred about it. It’s like a breath of fresh, serene air except it usually smells a little bit like toilet.
I washed my hands without glancing in the mirror. I hadn’t bothered to tame my mousy brown hair with a blow-dryer that morning or put concealer on the dark under-eye circles I’d inherited from my mom. I probably looked like a frizzy zombie, but there was zilch I could do about it.