Prejudice & Pride

by Lynn Messina

  The gentleman closed the leather-bound edition, taking care to mark the page, and stood up. “Snapping the stem will ill serve your purpose,” he said, approaching.

  Emma watched him stride across the room, taking in his handsome features—the long, straight nose, the chiseled jawline, the full lips—and neat appearance. The unknown gentleman was tall, lean and given to easy grace. She liked the way he was dressed, simply and without affectation in buckskin breeches, shiny Hessians and white lawn. His shirt points were without starch and his shoulders without padding. Of course, she readily noted, his broad shoulders precluded the necessity of such foppish enhancements. His hair, a deep rich brown color that well suited his dark complexion, was cut short in the fashionable mode. “My purpose?” she asked when he was within a few inches of her.

  “Given the situation, I can only assume that you were overcome with admiration for this lovely and rare flower and sought to take it home with you to show off to all your friends in the horticultural society.” He didn’t wait for her to confirm or deny his theory but continued in the same conversational tone. “Surely as a member of that esteemed institution, you know that the only way to ensure that the flower lives is to cut it at the bulb through the rhizome.”

  At these words, Emma dissolved into delighted, unguarded laugher, and several seconds passed before she could respond intelligibly. “You must be the visiting country cousin the duchess spoke of!”

  A faint curve touched the gentleman’s lips. “I must?”

  “Yes, of course,” she insisted. “Who else in town would bandy about the word rhizome?”

  “Your logic is irrefutable. Indeed I must be the visiting country cousin. And who are you?”

  “Nobody.”

  “Come! You are standing here in the conservatory with me, as corporeal as I am. You’re hardly a ghost. Surely you wouldn’t have me believe such a whisker.”

  “No, not that sort of nobody,” she explained. “I’m nobody of importance. You needn’t bother asking my name because you will only forget it in a minute or so and then I will have to remind you, which will be a dreadful embarrassment for the both of us. Now do show me where the rhizome is so I can return to the party. I told Mama I would be gone only a minute and now it has stretched into five. Mama brought me here as a favor—she and I rarely socialize together—and I’d hate to do anything that would distress her.”

  Unaccustomed to orders and amused by the novelty, the gentleman complied. “The rhizome, my dear, is the stem usually under the—”

  “Sir, you are very kind to try to edify me on the topic of rhizomes, but I assure you I have little interest in learning about plants.”

  Feigning a look of disappointment, he said, “Very well. We will need a knife for the operation. I don’t suppose you brought one with you?”

  Emma laughed, a pleasant trilling sound that made the gentleman smile in appreciation. “Sir, I did consider smuggling a knife out of the kitchens, but a gently bred lady cannot wander the streets of London with a knife in her reticule. It’s just as well, of course, since my sister-in-law keeps very close watch over the family silver and I couldn’t bear it if a scullery maid was turned off because of my lack of resourcefulness.” Emma examined the room, considering the situation. Her gaze settled on the desk. “Perhaps you should search the drawers for a letter opener. Yes, that would be just the thing!”

  “Rifling through my host’s drawers is a very sad sack way of repaying his hospitality,” he observed.

  Emma stared at him for a moment before saying, “You make an excellent point, sir, and far be it for me to corrupt the newly arrived country cousin. Since I’m the one lacking in any sense of propriety, it’s best that I do my own dirty work.” The drawer was unlocked and glided easily open. “There,” she said, taking the long silver object in hand, “now we shall cut the rhizome and return to our separate occupations. No doubt Mama is wondering what happened to me.”

  The gentleman accepted the letter opener and was about to apply it to the plant when his hand halted in midair. “You know, Miss Nobody, I am suddenly struck with a vulgar bout of curiosity. What do you plan to do with this lovely flower after I finish cutting it?”

  “I will stick it in my reticule and return to the party,” she answered.

  The gentleman smiled. “And then?”

  Emma stared at the gentleman’s hand and tried to think of a convincing fiction. However, even as she closed her eyes and told herself to concentrate, nothing came to mind. “Then I will hand it over to my sister, who’s a great cultivator of orchids.”

  “If your sister is so great a cultivator of orchids, I wonder why she sent her sister to steal one of the Duke of Trent’s Rhyncholaelia digbyana.”

  Emma laughed at the thought of Lavinia sending anyone to do her evil bidding. It was almost too ridiculous. “You misunderstand the situation, sir. My sister has no idea I’m here. Indeed, if she did, I imagine she’d be quite horrified.”

  “Then why are you here?”

  “It is a sordid tale of malice and spite, which I think I best keep to myself. We are new acquaintances, and I would loath to earn your disgust so quickly. It usually takes me a day or two to offend a man of your stature.”

  “Now you must tell me. I’m a curious fellow, and your speech has whet my appetite for the truth. We will not leave this room until I know the whole of it.”

  Miss Harlow sighed deeply and said, “The truth of it is that my sister is engaged to marry a man who does not approve of her pastime of raising orchids. Why not, I cannot fathom, since it is a genteel hobby and not at all down in the dirt like raising horses or chickens. If that were the case, then perhaps I could sympathize with his aversion. However, the wretched man is trying to make her withdraw from the Horticultural Society’s annual orchid show. My sister earned honorable mention in last year’s show, and she’s sure to win the blue ribbon this year. Alas, I fear her resolve is slipping under Sir—” Emma broke off her speech abruptly. It would not do to muddy the waters with names. “Under her betrothed’s constant disapproval. I merely wished to supply her with such an excellent example of an orchid that she won’t be able to resist participating. Everyone knows that the Duke of Trent grows the finest orchids in all of England.”

  “I suspect the duke would be much gratified by the compliment.”

  “I do not know. I’ve never met the duke. I know only his mother, the lovely and good-hearted dowager duchess. She was at school with my mother and was kind enough not to mind my coming today.” She looked toward the doorway, where the sound of chattering ladies could be heard drifting in. “Now, sir, can we please get on with it? It would be an awful embarrassment if anyone else were to find me in the conservatory with an ill-gotten letter opener in my hand. Mama would no doubt ring a peal over my head and send me to bed without supper. Then I would be tossed back to Derbyshire in disgrace.”

  “We can’t have that,” he said, before applying the sharp instrument to the root. It took him only a moment to slice cleanly through. “There, do be careful not to get soil on your dress. It would be a waste to ruin such a lovely picture.”

  “Bah, lovely pictures are the least of my concern. I will take caution because a patch of dirt would rather give up the game and reveal my true nature to the ladies at the tea party.” Emma opened her reticule and let the dowager duchess of Trent’s country cousin help her place the orchid within. It was a delicate procedure, and she was relieved that he handled the flower tenderly and with skilled fingers. If left to her own devices, she would’ve no doubt crushed it thoroughly. “I am reminded of my nephew Richard, who claimed with frightful vigor that he didn’t finish the last chocolate tart while incriminating evidence spotted his cheeks.”

  “No reason to worry, my dear. We’ve covered up your profligacy nicely. You look as though butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth and not at all the degenerate you have proven yourself to be.”

  “Thank you, sir,” she said, pleased to have succeeded
with her plan despite the unexpected hitch of discovery. “I’m in your debt for not calling the Runners on me.”

  “Excellent. I trust you’ll be at the Bennington ball?” At her nod, he continued. “You can pay me back then with a set. Save a place for me on your dance card.”

  Emma laughed. “That would be just the thing, sir. I don’t often have the opportunity to dance with anyone other than my brother and shall relish the opportunity. Perhaps it will be a waltz? I love the waltz, but one simply cannot do it with one’s brother.”

  “Fustian!” the gentleman said.

  “Really, I assure you, sir, I have danced the waltz with Roger and it’s awful. He’s light on his feet, of course, and is well familiar with the steps, but even I, who am not a romantical silly miss, knows the waltz should be performed with a beau.”

  “I meant, my dear girl, that I cannot credit your lack of dancing partners. I might be from the country, where we do things differently, but even in London, the hands of beautiful ladies are always sought. It’s the way of things.”

  Emma laughed, pleased with the comment. “That’s such a lovely compliment and so prettily done that I begin to doubt your rural origins. Despite the way you toss around words like rhizome, you have town bronze. But you will soon learn that here in London beauty aligned with too much personality isn’t very attractive at all,” she explained. “I’m afraid I am very much a quiz as far as society is concerned. I chatter too much and I’m too free in my manners, and I have all of society turning their heads away in disgust. Fortunately, I don’t have a large enough portion to whet the interest of men like your cousin the duke. If I did, I’m afraid I would be forced to behave, which would be dreadful dull.”

  “Come, you’re a gently bred woman and a rather young one at that. What can you have possibly done to set society on its ear?”

  Emma looked around the room just to make sure they were alone before leaning in and saying very quietly in his ear, “I raced from London to Newmarket in my curricle and broke Sir Leopold’s record.”

  The gentleman’s brow furrowed and then cleared. “I know of you. You’re the Harlow Hoyden.”

  “C’est moi,” she said.

  “You are notorious.” An interested smile hovered over his lips.

  She shrugged. “Only a little and I do not mind much. It keeps the serious suitors away and leaves me to my freedom.”

  “The Harlow Hoyden,” he said under his breath. “Sir Leopold’s record stood untouched for three years and you broke it by two minutes.”

  “Two minutes and seven seconds,” she said, identical dimples revealing themselves in both her cheeks. “I’m an excellent whipster and would have done better if Roger hadn’t been with me. I had to take him along for propriety’s sake. Sometimes propriety is the very devil, is it not, sir?”

  He nodded. “Speaking of propriety, you should return to the party. Surely your absence has been remarked on.”

  Emma knew it was true—she herself had said the same thing several times—but now that the moment had arrived, she was reluctant to end this delightful interlude. “You are right. Thank you for your help, sir.” She turned and walked away.

  She was almost at the door when he called her name. “Miss Harlow, I believe you said a waltz.” She nodded. “Until tomorrow then, my dear.”

  A few moments later, Emma returned to her mother’s side, very pleased with that afternoon’s work.

  ***

  Miss Lavinia Harlow stared at the ill-gotten specimen with greedy eyes. “Why, it’s beautiful, Emma,” she said, holding the flower gently in her experienced hands. “I’ve never beheld such a perfect flower in all my life. That shade of yellow is uncommonly bright, almost like the sun itself, and the shape of the petals— Do you see how the edges are almost like an antique lace veil? That’s a characteristic of the digbyana, but these petals have a touch of the fuertesii about them. Notice how perfectly round it is and how no light travels in the spaces between the petals? That’s highly unusual. And look at the habit of spike, so thick and strong.” With a delicate finger, she illustrated all the excellent points of the orchid.

  Her sister, whose interest in orchids ended the second she handed the flower to Lavinia, yawned. What she’d told the helpful gentleman this afternoon was true. She had no interest in learning about plants.

  “The texture is sublime. Run your hand over the petal. Go on.” Emma complied absently. “See how it’s soft and fleshy? And how there’s no droop or flop? These things are the bane of my existence. Try as I might to get it right, my flowers are dull-colored and droopy.”

  “Don’t be silly, Vinnie,” her sister dismissed with a wave of her hand. “You won honorable mention at last year’s Horticultural Society exhibition, and this year you shall take home first prize. I just know it. Your skill with plants is remarkable. Now do pay attention. I need your help in choosing my dress for the Bennington ball. I want to look dashing.” She pulled a gown out of her closet and held it up. “What do you think of this one?”

  Lavinia was not prepared for the subject change, and she examined her sister with quizzical eyes before shaking her head. “I might have some luck and a true devotion to the pastime, but whoever grew this flower has skill and—” Miss Lavinia Harlow broke off her speech and stared at her younger sister suspiciously. “Emma, darling, from whence did you get this flower?”

  With her head deep in the closet and comfortably buried under muslin and crepe, Emma did not hear her sister. “Did you say something, dear?” she asked, pulling out another confection, this time a pink dress decorated with rosettes.

  “I asked you where you got this flower.”

  Emma stuck her head in the closet and mumbled a reply.

  “What’s that?” asked her sister, recognizing a weak ploy when she witnessed one. “Step away from the closet. Your voice is muffled, and I can’t hear a word you say.”

  Coming out of the closet, Emma affected her innocent look and said, “Nowhere in particular.”

  “Nowhere in particular?” her sister repeated. “You found a diamond-of-the-first-water Rhyncholaelia digbyana nowhere in particular? Really, Emma, after all these years, I’d think you’d know me better than to expect me to accept that banbury tale. Where did you find it?”

  Emma sighed and said, “You know very well subterfuge does not come easily to me and I would think as my sister you would love me enough to let me lie upon occasion.”

  “Emma,” she said threateningly. It was the tone she always used seconds before seeking out their sister-in-law and chaperon.

  “All right. It might have been the Duke of Trent’s conservatory,” she confessed.

  Lavinia took exception to her choice of words. “It might have been?”

  “Well, I can’t be sure, can I? I thought it was the conservatory, but there was a man in a large leather armchair reading, so it may have been the study.”

  There were so many disturbing things about her sister’s behavior that Lavinia didn’t know where to start. “A man saw you steal the Duke of Trent’s prize Rhyncholaelia digbyana?” She closed her eyes as if in pain. “There are witnesses to your crime?”

  “Dear, don’t be such a melodramatic miss. There was only one witness, and he was a lovely man. Indeed, we’re going to dance the waltz together tomorrow night at the Bennington ball. There’s no cause for alarm.”

  “You can’t dance with the man who saw you steal the orchid. What if he tells the duke?”

  Emma shrugged. “Let him. I don’t see why the duke should care who his cousin dances with.”

  “No, what if the cousin tells the duke you stole his Rhyncholaelia digbyana? What a fine pickle that would be. Sir Waldo would be horrified by the scandal, and I can’t say that I’d blame him.”

  The mention of her sister’s awful fiancé caused Emma to answer more harshly than she intended. “Well, if Sir Waldo Windbag doesn’t—”

  “Windbourne.”

  “—like it, then I suggest he al
ign himself with another family. The Harlows of Derbyshire cannot spend their lives worrying about what little thing might set him off. You need someone with less delicate sensibilities, who doesn’t take a pet every time a lady says ‘devil’ in his presence.”

  Lavinia, who knew her sister’s passions intimately, gave fair attention to this speech but was unswayed by it. “Your language could stand an improvement, my dear.”

  Emma made an inelegant grunt that sounded like something one would hear from a horse.

  “You know that Sir Waldo comes from one of the oldest families in England. His people are very proud and correct, and they do not do things the Harlow way. But I believe he’s a good man.”

  “Too good,” Emma muttered.

  “What dear?”

  “Nothing.”

  “I know you’re upset that I’m marrying, but it won’t change anything, my darling. You shall see. Sir Waldo is not quite the ogre you think he is. I expect we’ll both be changed by our marriage. He’ll become a little more free in his ways, and I’ll become a little less so. Compromise. That’s what marriage is about.”

  Emma’s experience with Sir Waldo had convinced her that he was a man incapable of compromise, especially when dealing with a woman. But she held her tongue, unwilling to fight anymore with her sister. “Please, let’s not tease ourselves over this. The important thing is that you have a flower to show at the Horticultural Society exhibition next month. Now do help me select a dress for tomorrow night’s ball. Imagine! Me finally dancing the waltz with a man who’s not a relation.”

  “I cannot use this flower,” Lavinia said.

  “Why ever not?” Emma asked, beginning to despair of ever finding a dress. When had her wardrobe becomes so bland and missish?

  “It’s not mine. I haven’t raised it. Using it would be a violation of the society’s rules. Besides, think of the scandal if the duke was to recognize it. What if he entered the very same flower? They would toss me out of the society on my ear.”