Roses in Moonlight

by Lynn Kurland

  Samantha looked at her, then laughed. She put her hand over her mouth, because she wasn’t sure laughing was an appropriate reaction. Sunny was only looking at her and smiling.

  “How in the world did you get mixed up in all this?” she asked, still smiling.

  “I have no idea,” Samantha said, honestly. “I was just trying to run away from home.”

  “Overbearing parents?”

  “Academics,” Samantha clarified. “No offense to academics, of course. Mine are just a little . . . intense.”

  “Mine are linguists,” Sunny said, “so I understand where you’re coming from. My sister and I were always foisted off on relatives and Swiss finishing schools when they were busy. What about you?”

  “I was locked in a museum.”

  Sunny smiled. “Poor girl. Well, you’re out now. What are you going to do with the rest of your life?”

  Now that her employers were revealed to be crooks, her brother had proven to be useless, and she might possibly be facing jail time if Derrick didn’t stop being a jerk, she had no idea what she was going to do with the rest of her life. She looked at Sunny and swallowed uncomfortably.

  “I’m not sure. I would just like to sort of disappear.”

  “Cottage on the coast? Small garden? Simple husband?”

  Samantha smiled. “How did you know?”

  “I think we are a lot alike,” Sunny said. “You might be careful what you wish for, though. You never know what you’ll really get.”

  “What did you get?”

  “Pantyhose,” Sunny said without hesitation. “Well, Scottish rain as well, which I suppose mitigates the horrors of pantyhose.”

  Samantha considered. “I can see how it might.”

  “Have you ever been to Scotland?”

  Samantha shook her head. “Thought about it now and again, but that’s it.” That was probably an understatement considering all the time she’d spent over the years looking at pictures of Scotland, or borrowing library books about Scotland, or surfing travel sights about Scotland. But that was more than Sunny needed to know.

  “It’s a lovely place,” Sunny said. “You would probably like it.”

  “I imagine I would,” Samantha agreed, though she very much doubted she would ever make it that far north. At the moment she was mostly worried about making it out of the country without getting arrested.

  She looked at Sunny and realized the countess was watching her more closely than Samantha was comfortable with. She searched for something to talk about that didn’t have to do with anything serious.

  “You’re an American?” she asked.

  “From Seattle. I came over here to visit my sister. Then a set of fortuitous circumstances put me in the same place as Cam and here we are. It’s funny how things work out, isn’t it?”

  Samantha supposed in her own life it was less funny than strange, but Sunny didn’t need to know that, either. But speaking of strange, she had a woman sitting across from her who had looked at a stab wound and thought nothing of it. It was tempting to speculate on what else she might think nothing of. Maybe there was no harm in venturing a casual comment or two. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. She looked at Sunny.

  “Have you seen odd things here?”

  “What sorts of things?” Sunny asked easily.

  “Um,” Samantha began, “odd things. Paranormal things.”

  “Like ghosts?”

  “That’d do for a start.”

  Sunny smiled. “Of course. It is England and Scotland after all. Lots of history hanging around.”

  “Can you be specific?”

  Sunny shrugged. “Our neighbor to the south has a piper who plays whenever his lord is in the mood for a little battle dirge.”

  “So?”

  “Well, that piper is a ghost,” Sunny said with a smile. “He’s very good.”

  “Have you heard him?”

  “Yes, and I’ve seen him as well.”

  “Interesting,” Samantha said faintly. “Anything else?”

  “What sort of anything elses?”

  Samantha could hardly believe she was going to give voice to the words, but she had to know. She was starting to feel a little crazy.

  “This seems so silly,” she began, finding that the thought sounded less silly than it did absolutely insane, “but what do you think about time travel?”

  Sunny’s face was absolutely expressionless. Samantha couldn’t say she was any sort of investigator, but she thought she might be able to put on her Derrick hat and consider the facts of the case. Sunny had been animated before; now she was very cautious.

  Something was up.

  “I think,” Sunny said slowly, “that there are many things that are possible.” She smiled. “Why not this?”

  “Because it’s crazy.”

  Sunny shrugged. “Traveling in a plane or talking on a cell phone would have seemed crazy to someone who lived two hundred years ago. Maybe there are just things we don’t understand.”

  Samantha decided there was no point in not being frank. “You didn’t seem surprised by Derrick’s shoulder wound.”

  “It’s London,” Sunny said. “Lots of things happen in London.”

  “You didn’t call the cops.”

  “There are some things that are better kept to the family.”

  “But,” Samantha blurted out, “he thinks I left the missing lace in Elizabethan England.”

  Sunny looked at her blandly. “And what do you think?”

  “I think he’s crazy,” Samantha said, but she had to admit she didn’t think he was as crazy as she’d thought him before. “Mostly.”

  “Lots of crazy things in the world.”

  “He thinks we’re going to go look for the lace tonight.”

  “Now, that is crazy,” Sunny said with a smile. “He did admit as much to me which is why I gave him my supersecret, frighten-any-bug-left-in-you-out-of-you brew. He’ll be fine. He’ll also sleep until tomorrow afternoon.”

  Samantha smiled in spite of herself. “He’ll be furious.”

  “With me?” Sunny scoffed. “I’m not worried. I’m also not going to hang around. Give me a call if he starts hallucinating.”

  “And just what am I supposed to do until you get here if he does?” Samantha asked, profoundly alarmed.

  “Bean him with his laptop would be my suggestion, but he was rude to me and I found his apology somewhat lacking so I’m probably not his biggest fan at the moment.” She smiled and rose. “You have our numbers. Call if you need help. And watch as much pay-per-view as you like. Use the personal shopper downstairs if he gets really feisty. He’s picking up the tab, after all.”

  “Oh, I don’t think I’ll need the shopper,” Samantha said faintly. “Emily keeps bringing me things.”

  “Perfect,” Sunny said cheerfully. “I’ll check back in later.”

  Samantha thanked her and saw her to the door, locked it behind her, then looked at her afternoon stretching in front of her and wondered what she should do. She had Derrick’s tablet, which she supposed would keep her busy for a while. She could probably have another nap in a very luxurious place, as well as a couple of meals she would probably never match again in her lifetime. She might as well take advantage of it while she could.

  She wondered what would happen if she called the airline, dipped heavily into her savings to purchase a hideously expensive same-day ticket, then called a taxi and bolted for the airport. If she’d had the guts, she would have sent the personal shopper downstairs out for a wig so she could have escaped detection.

  But that would only have solved one of her problems and that was her current location. There would still be people who thought she had lace she didn’t have. She would still be thinking quite seriously that Lydia Cooke was responsible for planting that lace on her. And that lace would still be sitting in Elizabethan England under a planter she sincerely hoped didn’t get watered anytime soon.

  She got up and paced, trying to convin
ce herself that none of those things mattered.

  She paced for a very long time.

  She finally sat down and gave in. She considered a movie, then downloaded another book to Derrick’s computer. Maybe it would take her mind off her past, which she couldn’t erase, and her present, which she couldn’t seem to avoid. It would do nothing for her future, she knew, which left her feeling rather unsettled.

  Because she had the feeling that after she went to Elizabethan England with the currently unconscious grouch in the other room, she would be on her own.

  Chapter 14

  Derrick leaned his head back against the very lovely leather seat in the back of Cameron’s Mercedes sedan and wished he were back in bed. He wasn’t sure he was going to manage what he needed to do, but he knew if he went back to bed all he would manage would be to ingest more of Sunny’s brew that would knock him out for another day. Damn her anyway.

  He glanced beside him to make sure his charge was still there. Perhaps charge wasn’t the right thing to call her. He had no idea, actually, what to term her. Captive, probably. He supposed any magistrate worth his wig would have called it an open-and-shut case of kidnapping. All the more reason to get to where they needed to go and get home before Samantha Drummond got the bright idea to flag down any bobbies.

  He suppressed the urge to scratch the collar seam that was rubbing him raw. Emily had appeared earlier in the day with costumes he hadn’t asked for. Then again, considering he’d now been unconscious for a total of four days—against his will, as it happened—his family had had plenty of time to think about where he was going, prepare those who might still find the idea of time travel to be absolute rot, then plan for the worst. He was enormously grateful for all three.

  He looked at Samantha. The servant’s costume had been a stroke of genius. How Emily had gotten her hair all the way up under that cap, he didn’t want to think about, mostly because he didn’t want to think about Samantha or her hair. At least the staff at the Ritz had only nodded knowingly at them as they’d left that afternoon, whispering things he could hear about days locked in their room practicing their roles. He had fallen into the Mercedes, trusted Rufus to get them where they needed to be, and hoped fervently that he wouldn’t lose consciousness at an inopportune moment.

  At least he was dressed in rather substantial Elizabethan gear. People would think he was sweating from too much velvet and lace, not that he was so feverish he was on the verge of passing out. He clambered out of the car with Samantha, then looked around for a handy bench to sit down on for a bit. What he really wanted to do was to look back at the street, find Rufus waiting to ferry them elsewhere, and know that all he had left in front of himself was getting from where he was to the curb. Getting from where he currently stood to Elizabethan England seemed almost as doable as getting himself from London to the moon.

  “Are you going to make it?”

  He looked at Samantha and had to take a minute to get his eyes to focus on just one of her.

  “Fine,” he said thickly.

  “That wasn’t what I asked.”

  “I’ll be fine.”

  She looked doubtful. He felt doubtful, so in that, at least, they were in agreement.

  Oliver appeared out of nowhere, startling him so badly, he almost fell over. Oliver put his hand on Derrick’s shoulder and steadied him.

  “You look terrible, mate.”

  “I’m fine.”

  Oliver looked at Samantha. “Is he fine?”

  “I think he needs to go to the hospital.”

  “I’m fine,” Derrick said. Well, he supposed he had growled it, but there was only so much nursemaiding a man could stand. He looked at Oliver and, feeling rather pleased with himself, only saw one of him. “We need a distraction whilst we step into the gate.”

  “That’s why I’m here.”

  At least the fair was still in full swing. He could only hope that was the case on the other side of the gate as well. He walked with Oliver and Samantha to the appropriate spot, took her hand, then stepped into the circle of mushrooms. He supposed if he’d been thinking properly, he would have been relieved to find it still in the same place. He was obviously not at his best, but he would be damned if he would go back home and sit until he felt fully himself. He would make do.

  He staggered a little at the smell, which told him he was definitely in the right place. Someone behind him—several someones, actually—gasped. He turned around and smiled as pleasantly as possible.

  “Blinded by the glory of the sun?” he asked, pointing upward, “or mayhap the passing of Her Majesty’s barge?” He pointed toward the Thames and nodded knowingly.

  A woman looked at him in alarm but started to nod to apparently keep up with his nodding, which he couldn’t keep up for very long at all. Fortunately some enterprising soul thought he’d seen something—Derrick sincerely hoped it wasn’t the queen herself—and had all sorts of people rushing over with him to have a look at that something. Samantha took him by the arm.

  “This way,” she said. “Hurry.”

  He didn’t have to hear that twice. It also crossed his mind that it was out of character for him to follow along so docilely, but he was, as he would have admitted almost freely, not at his best.

  He supposed he should have waited to attempt the textile rescue until dark, giving himself a bit more time to get himself together, but he hadn’t felt as if he’d had any choice. The longer that lace languished where it wasn’t supposed to be, the more chance of it being found or ruined or stolen. And as long as he knew it existed in another time, he couldn’t simply leave it there. The truth was, the problem was of his making and honor demanded he be the one to see to the solving of it.

  Besides, who else would he have sent? Oliver and Peter had no experience with traveling through time—if they even truly believed that such a thing was possible—and he couldn’t ask anyone else in his family to take his place. No, the responsibility was his. He regretted that he had to drag Samantha into it, but, again, he hadn’t had any choice. He was convinced, given the ease of their recent journey, that he never would have gotten through the gate without her.

  The crowds were as they had been the time before, only this time he drew an entirely different kind of attention. Obviously clothes did make the man. Whether attention was better than anonymity, he couldn’t have said. There was nothing to be done about it. He would just have to get through as best he could and hope they weren’t robbed. He wasn’t sure he had the energy to fend off some twentysomething bent on mayhem.

  Samantha led him along a path he knew he never would have managed on his own in his current condition. He followed her, trying to focus on his surroundings. If he’d only had one more night to rest and recover, he would have been fine—

  Samantha stopped next to a building. Derrick heard a faint gardyloo but couldn’t even bring himself to look up and see if it might affect him. He wasn’t at all surprised to find it had. He looked down to see sewage dripping down his left arm, but he was past caring. All he wanted to do was sit down until the world stopped spinning so violently.

  “It’s here,” Samantha breathed. “And my phone as well.”

  He looked at her in surprise. “You’re kidding.”

  “Completely broken, but it’s there.” She shoved the lace into her bag, then leaned over and collected the pieces of her phone.

  “Is it all there?”

  “I have no idea,” she said. “I think I have all we have time to get.”

  He would have argued, but when he stepped forward to bend over and look at the ground, he saved himself from bashing his head against a wooden post only because Samantha was fortunately stronger than she looked. She pushed him back upright, then held on to his arm.

  “You stink,” she said.

  “Yes, I imagine—”

  “Let’s go.”

  He didn’t fight her, mostly because he couldn’t fight her. It was truly appalling how terrible he felt, but half the ba
ttle was won and there was no turning back.

  “Hold on to me,” he said thickly.

  “Are you going to fall?”

  “No, I just don’t want . . .” He had to take a deep breath. “Don’t want to lose you back here. Hold on.”

  She took hold of his arm, which he supposed earned them a few looks that he wasn’t paying attention to. He focused on the path in front of him, was grateful that the London of Elizabeth’s time was a very busy place, then plowed doggedly on. He attempted a supercilious look directed toward those who got in his way, but he was too ill to judge how that might have come off.

  “We’re attracting a crowd,” Samantha said quickly. “Hey, stop that—”

  Derrick looked at her and found that she was being assaulted by some hunched-over crone. He pulled her behind him and looked down at what he realized was not a granny but a man, wizened, cackling. He would have made a fine witch for the Scottish play. Derrick suppressed the urge to share that opinion and turned to push Samantha on ahead of him.

  They hadn’t made it twenty steps before he found himself mobbed. It took him a moment or two to realize that they weren’t calling the city guards to come arrest him for traveling through time without permission, they were acting like fans. He frowned, then attempted to make sense of what they were shouting at him.

  “Richard Drummond!”

  He was not at his best, admittedly, but he was almost certain he was being mistaken for one of the greatest Shakespearean actors of that generation. He couldn’t even find the words to deny the moniker, not that it apparently would have made any difference to his misguided groupies.

  He tried to keep Samantha next to him, but she kept being pulled away. He finally grabbed hold of her and laced his fingers with hers. He supposed it wouldn’t serve him to be rude, so he nodded and smiled and worked his way back to where they needed to go. And then, when he thought he could manage it, he made his move.

  “The queen!” he bellowed. “Over there!”