Johnny Deeper: A Sports Romance

by Tabatha Kiss

  “Ha-ha.” I glance across my living room at the television, half-paying attention to the football game in progress while I go over the syllabus and lesson plans for the first few classes. “You’re watching the game, right?”

  “Uh…” she pauses and I hear her snatching the remote off a table. “Yes?”

  My sister lives across the country so I don’t get to see her in person as often as I’d like to. We always get on the phone and watch the games together, though; football, baseball, whatever is on, really. It’s our little tradition.

  “You’ve only missed ten minutes,” I chuckle.

  “Is that all?” she groans.

  I roll my eyes and glance down the class list, scanning the names one-by-one until I reach the K’s and a name jumps out at me. “Holy crap…” I mumble.

  “What?”

  I smile wide. “One of my students is John Kirby.”

  “Who?”

  “John Kirby!”

  There’s a short silence. “Cool?”

  “He’s on the university football team.”

  “Is that the quarterback?” she asks. “He’s hot as fuck.”

  “No, that’s Junior Morgan. John Kirby is the halfback.”

  “Ohhh, right. What’s a halfback again?”

  I sigh and point at the television even though she can’t see me. “Okay, look at the offensive line right now.”

  “… All right.”

  “You see the three guys behind the quarterback?”

  “Uh-huh.”

  “The one the quarterback just handed the ball to,” I say, “and is now bolting down the field to score a touchdown…”

  “I see him.”

  “That’s the halfback.”

  “Oh, don’t sound so condescending, lady,” she laughs. “How many times have you asked me what a shortstop dpes?”

  I tilt my head. Daisy is as nuts about baseball as I am about football. “Fair enough,” I say, grabbing my glass of water.

  “So, you gonna bang him?”

  Liquid tumbles down the wrong pipe and I choke, coughing it out into the arm of my sweater. “No—” I spit. “Jeez, Daisy. He’s a student.”

  “So are you.”

  “A graduate student. As a TA, I’m an authority figure. No student-teacher relations allowed with the undergrads.”

  “I bet he likes a woman on top… in more ways than one.”

  I wipe the dribble off my chin. “No,” I say again.

  “Fine. I’m just saying… it’s been a while, hasn’t it?”

  I bite my lip. “No, it hasn’t.”

  “Rose.”

  “You don’t know!”

  “Yes, I do. I have magic twin psychic powers. I can tell you’re wound tighter than a monkey’s butthole. A little halfback in your end zone will do you some good.”

  “My end zone is fine, thank you. Worry about your own…” I stutter, pulling from my limited baseball lingo, “… pitcher in your dugout. Or whatever.”

  “That was weak,” she cackles. “I like the dugout euphemism, though. I’ll have to remember that one.”

  “I’m elated that you find my lack of sex life so entertaining, Daisy.”

  “Seriously, Rose…” Her voice drops to a more somber tone. “From one woman to another, I implore you, get laid this year. I know you had your heart broken once but that was a million years ago.”

  “He didn’t break my heart,” I argue.

  “He busted a nut and took off. Whatever. The point is, like… one deep dicking should be enough to cure what ails you. Something casual with no strings attached. And the sooner, the better.”

  I shake my head. “I’ll keep that in mind.”

  “Thank you. Now, will you please explain to me what the hell is happening in this barbaric caveman sport we’re watching here?”

  “Says the girl that likes the game that’s literally played with sticks.”

  “Fuck you.”

  I smile and look at the television. “They’re second and seven.”

  “They’re what? What color are we again? Blue or green?”

  “Blue,” I answer, laughing hard. I do the same to her during baseball season. What’s with that guy’s mask? Why nine innings? Why not seven? That helmet looks stupid.

  As I explain the very simple mathematics behind yardage and downs again, my eyes fall to the class list.

  John Kirby is in my class. I’ve been following him since first he joined the team. Most girls gravitate towards Junior Morgan because he’s the QB but I’ll admit that John Kirby has caught my eye more than any of them. He’s fast; one of the most impressive sprinters I’ve ever seen. He’s not bad on the eyes either, from what I’ve seen of him.

  But my admiration for him halts at his athletic talent. Sure, he’s hot. And yes, the thought is a bit tempting, but it can’t happen.

  I am the teacher. He is the student.

  Let’s keep it that way.

  Chapter 3

  John

  General chemistry. What a joke.

  I just need one more science credit to finish out my general education requirement so I saved the easiest for last. I aced this class in my sleep in high school. Covalent bonds this, moles that. Periodic Table, blah blah. Who gives a shit?

  I stare straight ahead at the professor, Dr. Payton Zach. He seems like a decent enough guy but if his lectures are anything like his syllabus overview, this will probably turn out to be the most boring class this semester. A quick glance around the room tells me that the female students disagree. You’d think he was a fucking movie star or something.

  “Now, before I let you all go today—” Dr. Zach pauses and flashes a grin. “Yes, I’m dismissing you early but don’t get used to that. It’ll never happen again.” The ladies chuckle. “I’d like to introduce you all your TA, Rose Hawthorne.”

  He points to a girl in the front row and I pause, struck down by a bolt of brilliant lightning.

  A teaching assistant.

  Zach gestures at her. “Rose, how about you stand up and say something?”

  Please be hot. Please be hot. Please be hot.

  She stands and I bite my lip with anticipation as she turns around.

  Jackpot.

  Rose Hawthorne is every bit as elegant as her name suggests she should be. Her blonde hair is held back with a loose ponytail. Her face shines with perfect skin and just enough make-up to make you wonder if she’s actually wearing any at all, complete with a pair of brown-framed glasses over her bright eyes. Red cardigan. Tight pencil skirt. Petite and perfect.

  I want her.

  “Hey, guys,” she says, throwing a little wave towards the lecture hall. “I’m Rose and you guys can call me that or Ms. Hawthorne, whichever you prefer. I don’t really care.”

  She lets out the slightest nervous giggle and my groin twitches.

  Holy shit. She’s fucking adorable.

  “Rose is going to be conducting the first few lectures for you guys,” Dr. Zach says. “So feel free to approach her with any questions you may have about the syllabus in general.”

  “Also,” she adds, “I do have office hours, so if you need me to re-explain something from lecture, just pop on in or you can schedule a one-on-one with me. I’m on campus five days a week, so send me a message and we’ll work something out. You can find my email on the syllabus.”

  I smirk. Perfect.

  “All right, guys,” Zach continues. “That’s it. We’ll see you all back here on Wednesday. Make sure you read chapter one before then.”

  Everyone rises at once, probably eager to get out of here and take an early lunch but I stay seated. Rose lingers by the front desk, patiently waiting for the rest of the students to move out of the way before retrieving her things from her chair. A few of the more ass-kissing students stop to say hello and introduce themselves to her and she flashes the sweetest smile at each one of them.

  I want that smile.

  I stand up and slowly move to the front of th
e lecture hall as she finally gets a chance to gather her things. She bends over and her skirt wraps just right around her ass, showing off her curves and my briefs tighten a bit more.

  Finally, it’s just me and her.

  “Hey there,” I say.

  She snaps up and flashes that sweet smile of greeting at me. “Hey,” she says.

  “I’m John.” I extend a hand to her and she shakes it without hesitation, giving it the lightest squeeze as if she’s scared she’ll break my fingers.

  “I know,” she nods. “John Kirby.”

  “Yes, ma’am.”

  She winces. “Oh, please. None of the ma’am stuff. Ma’am is my mother.”

  I laugh way too hard and Rose blinks with confusion like I’m a damn idiot. It takes all of my concentration to stop.

  Keep it together, Johnny.

  “So—” My voice breaks and I clear my throat to cover it up. “You don’t look old enough to be a teacher.”

  “Thanks,” she says, throwing her bag’s strap over her shoulder.

  I study her face, expecting to see a blush of color but I get nothing. “Are you a graduate student?”

  “Yeah,” she nods.

  “In chemistry?”

  “Yep.”

  “Wow…” I look her up and down. “If I had known scientists looked like you, I would have changed majors a long time ago.”

  “What is your major?” she asks.

  Not even a dilated pupil behind those glasses. I’m throwing perfectly good lines at her and it’s like she doesn’t even notice.

  “Business,” I answer.

  “That’s actually really popular with athletes,” she notes. “That and sociology.”

  “How do you know I’m an athlete?” Her eyes jut down at my shirt and I pause, quickly realizing that I’m wearing my fucking jersey. “Right…”

  “It was nice to meet you, John Kirby,” she says, stepping back towards the door. “I’ll see you in class on Wednesday.”

  “Same to you, Ms. Hawthorne.”

  She disappears into the hallway without even a quick glance back to get just one more look at me.

  What the hell?

  Do I have something in my teeth? Did I grow a third eye without noticing? Did I forget to put on deodorant this morning? I’m John fucking Kirby. When I flirt, women pay attention, but Rose didn’t even bat an eyelash at me or softly bite her lip in embarrassment.

  I open my notebook and yank out the syllabus. Rose’s name is listed at the top, directly beneath Dr. Zach’s contact information, along with her email address and office hours.

  Maybe she’s just one of those girls that needs to wooed more than once. One of those nerdy chicks that doesn’t realize how beautiful she could be if she just let her hair down and took her glasses off once and a while. All she needs is a handsome man to let her know how truly fuckable she really is.

  And I volunteer.

  Chapter 4

  Rose

  Holy shit. John Kirby just talked to me.

  Scratch that. John Kirby just flirted with me.

  I didn’t hallucinate that part, right? Admittedly, I’m not that great at deciphering normal conversation from blatant sexual advances but there’s only one way to interpret that whole if I had known scientists looked like you comment. I mean, it wasn’t even clever. It was almost cliché.

  Not that it matters anyway. I’m the teacher. He’s the student.

  I walk out of Prism Hall and through the quad on autopilot, dodging the large groups of people lounging around on my way towards the library. I have a class in an hour and I want to get a head start on some reading before then. There should be a private study room free. I doubt many people are cooped up in there right now. It’s the first day of classes.

  “Whoa, baby!”

  I pause and the entire contents of my stomach shift as I look up at him. Fiercely tall. Ripped muscles just begging to tear his t-shirt in half. I frown at his long hair; strands of it have fallen loose from his sloppy bun and frame his chiseled face.

  “Hey, Douglas,” I mutter.

  He grins. “So, you remember me?”

  I nod, shaking the queasiness away. “Yeah, vaguely.”

  “I thought you graduated already.”

  “I did,” I say, glancing around him. “I’m a graduate student now.”

  “Sweet…” He looks me up and down, his eyes locking on the textbook in my arms. “You take general chem in grad school?”

  “No, I teach it.”

  His brow perks. “Really?”

  “Yeah. Douglas, I’m sorry, but I really have to get going…”

  He takes a step back. “Yeah, sure. No problem, sweetheart. Maybe we can get together sometime soon? Catch up?”

  “Maybe.” I dodge around him.

  “Until then, Rose.”

  I crane my neck and offer a lazy wave at him.

  Ugh. Douglas Floyd. Yeah, sure. I remember you.

  You bastard.

  Not sure why I’m suddenly back on his radar and I really don’t want to know, either. I shake the memory of him away and continue on to the library.

  The second I step inside, I fill my lungs with that sweet, fresh scent of new books and technology. The place is nearly deserted, as expected. Just a few people clacking away in the computer lab, printing off study notes for their classes or checking email.

  I reach the second floor and throw open the first study room I find and, as expected, it’s completely empty. One small table, two chairs. More than enough space for me to lay out and get some reading done.

  I pull out my laptop and connect to the library’s free wi-fi to do a quick check of my email before getting started. Three new emails await me — one from Dr. Zach, another from Daisy, and a third from—

  John Kirby?

  I pause and glance around the empty room, feeling pretty foolish at the thought of getting pranked. There are no hidden cameras in here. No audio taps to capture my reaction.

  Subject: ;)

  Why is John Kirby sending me an email with a winky face on it?

  I hesitate for several moments before my curiosity finally forces me to open it.

  Hey, Ms. Hawthorne. It was nice meeting you today.

  I’m looking forward to learning from you.

  Maybe you can learn a thing or two from me.

  John

  But you can call me Johnny ;)

  I stare at it, reading it over and over again until the words turn to slush in my brain. There’s no way this means what I think it means. There’s no way a guy like John Kirby is taking time out of his day to send me emails like this.

  I forward the email to my sister’s address, hitting backspace at least nine times before I finally get it right and I add a quick message before sending it.

  EXPLAIN.

  I hit send and wait. Suddenly, I have no desire to read or prepare for my class. Instead, I stare at my inbox, waiting for another bold-printed email to whoosh into the received column.

  Finally, she replies.

  He wants to learn you a thing or two with his cock.

  I sit back, wondering if there’s a more realistic interpretation, and my inbox refreshes with another message from Daisy.

  Okay, I just looked him up on the internet and you better be on your back

  and spread eagle right the fuck now.

  I’m not even joking.

  I bite my lip, grinning wide at her phrasing, but I shake my head. My fingers move to type out a reply but another one pops into my inbox.

  ARE YOU DOING IT?

  THINK OF YOUR END ZONE, ROSE.

  I type out my response, one that will surely kill all the enthusiasm she has right now.

  I ran into Douglas today.

  A moment later, she replies.

  I hate you so much.

  I close the laptop and reach into my bag for my textbook.

  Chapter 5

  John

  Rose Hawthorne.

  What am I go
ing to do with you?

  Or, rather, what am I not going to do with her?

  Her closet must be full of those little skirts because I’ve never seen her wear anything else. Short, tight; gripping her legs just above the knee. And those tops. They hug her shape perfectly, showing off that blissful hourglass hidden beneath. Big tits, tiny waist.

  It’s a good thing I chose to sit in the back row or else this giant erection I have right now would be awkward to try and hide.

  “Predicting the relationships between chemicals in a reaction is its own thing entirely called Stoichiometry…” Rose says, scanning the room through her glasses. “But that is chapter two, so we’ll dive into that on Friday.”

  The class shifts all at once, instantly perking up as certain trigger words tell them the lecture is nearing its end. The same ladies that were swooning over Dr. Dickweed are now bored and disappointed but I sure as hell ain’t.

  “If no one has any questions, then that’s it for today,” she says, trying to raise her little voice over the sound of people standing up. “Or you can come see me during office hours! I’ll be in there today from now until three!”

  I toss my notebook into my backpack and wait, watching eagerly as the other students beeline for the doorway. Dr. Zach rises from the front row and walks up to her, instantly bringing a smile to her cute face and her cheeks turn an even darker shade of pink. I saw it in her the entire hour; that adorable, nervous twitch. This must have been her first day teaching, the poor thing.

  I stand up and hold my backpack in front of me to hide the possible bulge as I make my way up to the front of the lecture hall. Dr. Zach leaves with his band of admirers just begging to throw their panties at him. That guy must be getting some undergraduate tail on a daily basis. He’d be stupid not to.

  As I approach Rose, she pauses and her eyes slam to the floor to avoid mine.

  “Hey, Ms. Hawthorne,” I say.

  She clears her throat and shoves her books into her bag. “Hello, John.”

  “Did you get my email?”