The Cat Who Got Married

by Neil S. Plakcy

  He nodded. “And how about your teaching?”

  Shortly after returning to Bucks County, I’d seen an ad for adjunct faculty at Eastern College, my undergraduate alma mater. Because the department chair had been a favorite professor of mine, he took pity on me and gave me a safe, if temporary, job as an adjunct instructor in the English department, which enabled me to pay my bills. “OK. Lots of papers to grade. A lot of these kids don’t understand basic grammar.”

  “Big problem these days,” Santos said, taking a sip of his coffee and nodding in appreciation. Ten years in Silicon Valley had made me a coffee snob; I bought the best beans, ground them myself, used filtered water. “Most of my clients can’t even write a resume or a decent letter applying for a job.”

  “I’m not surprised. If college kids can’t write…”

  “More of my clients are like you these days,” he said. “Professional guys, guys with careers and college.” He looked up at me. “Any chance of getting a full-time job at Eastern?”

  I shook my head. “Not with a felony on my record. And even if I didn’t have that little problem, you need a PhD to get a full-time job at Eastern, and right now, they’re only hiring minorities.”

  Oops. Was I supposed to say something like that in front of a Hispanic person? Santos didn’t say anything, but it was probably just another black mark in my file.

  “Your contract goes until when—May?”

  “Yup. It doesn’t look like they’ll have any work for me this summer; their enrollment goes way down, and preference goes to the full-time faculty. But I’m hoping I can go back in the fall.”

  He made some notes in the folder, then looked up at me. “The last time we talked, you said that this teaching job was temporary, just a stopgap until you got your business going. I don’t want you to put too much emphasis on it, if it can’t lead to something full time. You’ve got to focus on developing your client base. You’ve got what, three actual clients?”

  I nodded.

  “Any one of those decides to cut back, you could end up in financial trouble. And guys in financial trouble are vulnerable to getting into legal trouble.”

  I swallowed hard and shifted in the stiff wooden chair.

  “By the time I see you next month,” he said, “I want you to have a plan together for developing your business. How you’re going to exploit your contacts, build your client base. Financial projections for the next six months.”

  I had avoided most people I knew before my conviction out of embarrassment, but the need to pay bills—and stay out of jail—is a powerful motivator. “I can do that.”

  “Good. I’m not trying to be a hard-ass, Steve. I want you to succeed. But if you don’t have a plan in place, you’re going to fail. And you know what failure means, right?”

  I knew. If I didn’t provide the means to support myself, the State of California would take over, returning me to that drafty cell at a state prison and three lousy meals a day.

  Santos stood up. “Let’s say four weeks from today, same time, same station,” he said.

  As soon as he left, I grabbed my parka and went out for a walk. The March weather had been cold, windy and damp for a week or more, and it was a struggle to motivate myself to keep up my regimen of morning and evening walks, part of my program to keep from sitting around the house brooding. That evening, though, I wanted to get outdoors and shake off the tension his visits always bring.

  I often like to walk alongside the nature preserve that backs up against River Bend in the evening. There’s a long stretch between River Road and the guardhouse, and when I’m there I can imagine I’m in the midst of a wilderness instead of the middle of suburbia.

  I waved at the old guy manning the gate, and then side-stepped a big pile of poop, left behind by a dog belonging to one of my neighbors. Probably one of those who ostentatiously carried plastic bags but never stooped to using one.

  Many of my dog-owning neighbors liked to walk along the preserve, including my next-door neighbor, Caroline Kelly, who owned a golden retriever named Rochester. I guess the smells out there are more interesting than the ones on our street, even though it’s lined with maples and oaks and nearly every house has a dogwood or lilac tree or a flowerbed filled with the first daffodils and tulips of spring.

  I was brooding about the ever-present possibility that I’d be sent back to prison when I heard three short bangs that sounded like someone was shooting off firecrackers, but without the whistle and the whine. The sounds stood out because the rest of the night was so silent—not even a distant siren or the roar of a motorcycle.

  A fast-moving black SUV roared past me a moment later, skidding gravel. Rochester came galloping up toward me as soon as it had gone, the handle of his extension leash bouncing behind him the way a convict in a cartoon might drag his ball and chain.

  I knew it was Rochester because of the madras bandana that Caroline kept slung around his neck. “Hey, boy, hey,” I said, reaching out to grab him. “Where’s your mom? How’d you get away from her?”

  As soon as I had hold of his leash, Rochester executed a sharp 180-degree turn and started running back the way he’d come, this time dragging me along with him. “Rochester! Stop!” I called. “Sit, boy, sit!”

  I’d never cared for Rochester. I guess it was clear to him that I didn’t like dogs, and he made it his personal mission to reinforce that opinion. He did a good job of it, too. He was too big, too enthusiastic, too shaggy. Whenever I stopped to talk to Caroline, Rochester tried to jump on me, and Caroline couldn’t keep him in line. She took him for obedience lessons every Saturday, but his exuberance still overwhelmed his manners.

  He had huge paws and a big head. His fur was fine and attached itself to me if I even passed within five feet of him, giving my lint brush lots of use. He had big jowls, too, and there was usually a line of drool hanging from them he was happy to wipe off on me. His paws were often muddy, and somehow the tip of his tail was always wet, and when he whipped it against my leg it stung like the touch of a wasp.

  Galloping down the street, he ignored my commands to stop, but quickly I saw why he was in such a hurry.

  A narrow, grassed-over path from the access road into River Bend led off to an old Revolutionary War cemetery at the edge of the preserve. Caroline had told me she often took Rochester up that path, and cars used it to turn around when they realized they were approaching the entry to a gated community.

  As I neared where the grassy path met the roadway, I saw Caroline Kelly lying on the ground. All the activity of the past few minutes formed into a pattern in my head—the shots fired, the speeding car, the loose dog. I looked around as adrenaline raced through my veins. Was the shooter still there? No, he or she must have left in the car that passed me.

  I walked up to Caroline, and leaned down next to her. Blood seeped out of her jacket, and there was a growing pool next to her leg. I remembered learning in college biology that if the femoral artery, running through the thigh, was severed, you could bleed out in a matter of minutes.

  “Caroline?” I asked. “Caroline, can you hear me?” I had no idea how to do CPR and I was worried I’d do the wrong thing, somehow hurt her further.

  I watched for a minute but could not see any rise and fall in her chest. I flipped open my cell phone, my hands shaking, and found my friend Rick Stemper’s cell number. Rick was a police detective in Stewart’s Crossing, and I knew he’d tell me what I should do.

  Rick and I hadn’t been great friends at Pennsbury High; I think we’d shared a couple of classes together. But when I’d been back in town for a few weeks, I was standing in line at The Chocolate Ear, a new café in the center of town, when I thought the guy behind me looked familiar. By the time I had my extra-hot tall coffee, his name had come to me.

  “Rick?” I asked. I stuck my hand out. “Steve Levitan.”

  He’d put on a few pounds since high school—but hadn’t we all. Otherwise he looked the same; unruly mop of brown hair, broad shou
lders, athletic build. There were bags below his eyes and a couple of laugh lines around his mouth, but in general, he looked pretty good. “Hey, long time no see,” he’d said, and we’d started to fill each other in on the intervening years.

  He had joined the Stewart’s Crossing police department after graduating from Penn State with a degree in criminal justice. His ex-wife liked worrying if her hubby would come home at night, and once Rick moved from beat cop to plainclothes, she couldn’t muster up the enthusiasm any more. Six months after he’d made detective, she had dumped him for a fire fighter

  We’d bonded over mutual bitterness. I remember him asking that day, “If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?”

  I laughed. “Are you still in contact with her?”

  “As far as I’m concerned, she’s moved to Whoragon,” he said. “And I don’t mean Portland.”

  “Somebody’s shot Caroline Kelly,” I said, when Rick answered his phone. “My next-door neighbor. I think she’s dead.” My voice was higher than normal, and I was panting for breath after that quick run with Rochester.

  “Whoa, Steve, hold on!” Rick said. “Where are you?”

  I described the spot, between River Road and the entrance to River Bend. “I’m on my way,” he said. “Did you call 911?”

  “Not yet.”

  “Do it.” He disconnected, and I called the emergency number.

  The dispatcher was calm and professional. She led me through what had happened and where I was, and promised to send police and an ambulance.

  All the while, Rochester paced around me, alternating between barking and whimpering. He’d strain to go over to Caroline’s body, then when I pulled him back he’d jump up on me, as if he was trying to convince me to do something more than just wait for the police to arrive.

  I shivered in the cold, damp breeze, starting at every noise, worried that whoever had shot Caroline hadn’t been in that car, that he was still lurking in the wooded preserve. But the one-two punch of a visit from Santiago Santos, and the discovery of Caroline’s body, had knocked all the initiative out of me. All I could do was sit on the ground with the big golden dog next to me, and wait for whatever fate had in store.