My name is Durex
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Table of Contents
Prologue
Chapter 1 – Bad Girl Durex.
Chapter 2 – Casual visitor.
Chapter 3 – The President makes an appearance.
Chapter 4 – Durex the married women.
Chapter 5 – The President’s nest
Chapter 6 – The President’s old madame
Chapter 7 – Mom and dad’s defection
Chapter 8 – Ah you nosebleed nosebleed, why must you flow out?
Chapter 9 – Durex who’s different
Chapter 10 – Wedding customs
Chapter 11 – Golden turtle uncle
Chapter 12 – Very embarrassed very cold
Chapter 13 – Sorry, I have motion sickness
Chapter 14 – Poached beef
Chapter 15 – Luxury mansion without the president, Durex is the king
Chapter 16 – Virgomanager, you are so generous!
Chapter 17 – Heaven, earth, who is she finding to trial?
Chapter 18 – Leniency to those who confess, severity to those who resist
Chapter 19: Are you trying to seduce me?
Chapter 20: The President’s gift
Chapter 21: The President’s secret
Chapter 22: Rather work a ten-day shift then accompany this child!
Chapter 23: Durex who got dragged down
Chapter 24: Days of isolation with the President (1)
Chapter 25: Days of isolation with the President (2)
Chapter 26: Days of isolation with the President (3)
Chapter 27: It feels like drinking a glass of milk powder with melamine
Chapter 28: The President is angry
Chapter 29: No idea where life is heading
Chapter 30: Beat your little head! Who told you to ignore me!
Chapter 31: The President’s darling
Chapter 32: Rich people’s so called love
Chapter 33: Men! They always wants pride and self-esteem!
Chapter 34: Fracture resulting in plaster
Chapter 35: This matter wouldn’t be related to that matter, right?
Chapter 36: A passer-by in a windy mess!
Chapter 37: A dead fish is stimulated into a big shark.
Chapter 38: Can’t eat the President’s tofu!
Chapter 39: At that moment, she had a sense of being a female protagonist.
Chapter 40: The Legend of Linda and Xia Kun.
Chapter 41: This is the legendary date!!
Chapter 42: The President’s … … love confession (⊙o⊙)~
Chapter 43: As long as you’re by my side, there is no pain.
Chapter 44: Mom ahThe high standard of rich and powerful daughter-in-law!
Chapter 45: Young Mrs, why don’t you eavesdrop?
Chapter 46: D, let’s elope?
Chapter 47: Madame, you are a married woman now.
Chapter 48: If I can’t save you, then I’ll sink to the bottom with you.
Chapter 49: If those in love can kiss under the bridge, love will be eternal.
Chapter 50: This round, the President gain victory!
Chapter 51: Congratulations, you’ve been robbed!
Chapter 52: As long as I am here, I will always be in front of you.
Chapter 53: Surprise or thriller (⊙o⊙)
Chapter 54: Oh my god! That was too dangerous!
Chapter 55: The President’s….dad?
Chapter 56: From here onwards, whatever you say I will believe you.
Chapter 57: The real President is sure to take revenge!
Chapter 58: I want to strangle myself to death!
Chapter 60: Days of working with the President (2)
Chapter 62: The mysterious bouquet!
Chapter 63: The couple finally have an argument ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Chapter 64: I want to return to my parent’s home!
Chapter 65: In this world, some things, some people are doomed to be unmissable.
Epilogue: Pang Pang is born!
Side Story 1 – Days of Cohabitation with the President
Side Story 2: Durex has many, many, many dolls.
Side Story 3: ……Pang Pang’s Dad
MY NAME IS DUREX
Author: Umair Sheikh
Copyright © 2020 by Umair Sheikh
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United States of America
First published, 2020
ISBN: 978-1-09831-044-8
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What is so good about getting married? Organizing a wedding ceremony is akin to spending money like running water. After giving birth, you must also raise the child. If you don’t maintain yourself well, you will get out of shape.
As a result, maybe a vixen will grab your husband and take your baby away.
Not getting married! Definitely not getting married!
However, fate is like this. Whatever you are afraid of, unfortunately, it will be given to you.
Prologue
In the past when someone mentions getting married, Durex will certainly feel fearful enough to flee.
What is so good about getting married? Organizing a wedding ceremony is akin to spending money like running water. After giving birth, you must also raise the child. If you don’t maintain yourself well, you will get out of shape. As a result, maybe a vixen will grab your husband and take away your baby.
Not getting married! Definitely not getting married!
However, fate is like this. Whatever you are afraid of, unfortunately it will give to you.
I was walking on the street, minding my own business. Yet, it is also possible to encounter a stranger proposing marriage. He placed a dazzling diamond ring right in front of me. This handsome guy kneels down with one leg and looked at me with such sincere expression, “Miss, would you please marry me?”
This, this is like which drama?
After pondering over it, this surely must be a stunt from whichever television station’s new program. Invite a celebrity to pretend to be a passer-by to propose marriage. This year with the economic crisis, being a producer is not easy.
Thus, out of kindness, I accepted the diamond ring. Only to find out that all these are actually real! The diamond ring is really and truly genuine diamond from South Africa. Moreover, the groom is also a genuine rich man!
Actually, this is just like the legend of marrying into a rich and powerful family? I always feel in front there is the belly black President who is like a ruthless wolf watching me attentively, and if I am not careful, he will tear me apart and shallow me into his belly. Whereas behind there is the crowd who does not know the truth, standing in a circle and watching as the drama unfolds. I still have not explained clearly, but Mrs. President’s fame has already spread quickly from mouth to mouth.
This time, Durex really feels regret.
Who can tell me, can I not marry ah?
Chapter 1 – Bad Girl Durex.
Durex: The world-famous condom brand in the world is sold in more than 150 countries and occupy the leading position in more than 40 markets, Durex brands account for 26% of the world’s four billion condom market share, is the world’s first condom brand.
The wind is mild and the sun is bright. An idyllic scene.
Durex put on a distressed long face as she’s walking on the street.
The cause of student Du
rex’s frustration has three reasons.
The first reason is, her boyfriend of three months Alex Shane suddenly put forward to break up with her. Because he can’t stand that each time he went out to see his friends with his girlfriend, while introducing her to others, “This is my girlfriend Durex.” It made him feel like a condom salesman.
The second reason that let student Durex frustrated was just three hours ago, she was fired from her newspaper job that she’s been working for three years. Because of the financial crisis, the newspaper company had to lay-off people. And the new boss saw her name, thought that her name was too vulgar, will tarnish the newspaper’s positive enterprise culture, and is not conducive to social harmony. So student Durex unfortunately was settled by the boss.
The third reasons that let student Durex frustrated, when she held onto the cardboard boxes ready to pack up and go home the bank suddenly called her. They said this month’s her credit card has been seriously overdrawn. She no longer can continue using it and within a month she must pay off the credit card debt otherwise it will affect her future personal credit rating.
Within a day, Durex went from a having a man, a job, a credit card and an urban female reporter suddenly becomes having no man, no job, a homeless person with no money. So it is not an ordinary bad situation, at the moment she is lost beyond words.
But her day’s bad luck didn’t seem stop here, just when she absently crossed the road, a bicycle suddenly flashed from the side, almost passed her, and then quickly rode away.
Durex stared as the bike sped past and lamented: These days, even a bike can reach a speed of 70 yards!
Suddenly an old man came up from behind, patted her shoulder, “Young girl, your bag was robbed.”
Durex was surprised to find that, she only just placed the bag on the pile of cardboard boxes was gone. Half a year ago, she spent thirty dollars at the night market to buy the fake Gucci bag have grown wings and taken off.
Such a bag someone would still steal, no wonder now days even a broken bicycle would be stolen!
Student Durex suddenly sympathize with the flying biker that grabbed her bag. As you can imagine, when the robbers open the zipper off the bag, seeing that there’s only a five-year old Nokia mobile phone that can’t even send MMS, and deformed whisper sanitary napkins. After this, what reaction should the flying biker have? He would be angry and smashed his bike, right?
But she did not feel sorry for the robber for a long as she soon realizes that she doesn’t have any sanitary napkins on her causing her to bear the surging rapids flowing, quickly being drenched. And worst today must be the death of her, she was just wearing a pair of white trousers.
Durex suddenly felt like crying, how can one be unlucky to such a degree? She usually does not trample on flowers or grass ah, even her home’s cockroach she is reluctant to kill, how did she encounter such things?
So, she decided to take a shortcut, with the fastest speed to go home to prevent a bloody tragedy to occur on the streets.
She deliberately chose an unusual way, her hands holding onto the cardboard boxes ready to gallop when suddenly a person stops in front of her.
No. Specifically, this person is kneeling in front of her.
Kneeling down on one knee!
“Will you marry me?”
She didn’t have time to react when a sparkling, dazzling object has appeared before her.
So big, it was at least ten carats.
Student Durex, who in this life only had worn 925 silver rings was thoroughly shocked!
Now she had only one thought: This man’s character is good, she has encountered a reality TV show personnel!
TV does not have to play so well, some guests attended XX programs, the TV station will randomly select passers-by in the street and told him to communicate. In fact, they have long secretly hidden a camera.
The thought of the camera, Durex became nervous.
If she suddenly flooding, then wouldn’t the national audience witness this? Her dignity would be lost! While she was in a torment, the man who knelt in front of her became impatient, he intentionally coughed.
With this cough, Durex moved her eyes from the bright dazzling diamond ring to the host of the ring, and then again she was shocked. No! Horrified!
The man looks a little too good?
Wheat-colored skin, a pair of deep eyes with no confusion with a handsome appearance, slightly domineering tall and straight nose, two pieces of thin lips tightly pursed, his handsome yet elegant, restrained brow with some mixed taste. At this time, this pair of eyes is staring at her without blinking.
Such a handsome man Durex has only seen on the television before. Now a real life human being suddenly jumped and appeared in front of her, Durex temporarily unable to adapt.
If it really is a reality TV show personnel! How can an average person look so handsome? Besides, this man’s face looks a bit familiar, could he really be a big star?
By this time her heart was in a fierce struggle, whether or not to accept this false marriage proposal? If she accepts, the TV props are fake. Anyway, she should just give the guy a little face, let him have a stage to retreat on the show. But if she do not accept and on the momentum of him kneeling. Soon there will be a large number of people, not knowing the truth will surround them and not only she cannot walk away and most likely a massacre will happen.
Durex’s heart divided, she accepted the ring from the man’s hand, to be exact snatched the diamond ring and ran in the direction of her home.
“Wait.” A strong hand grabbed her arm.
“May I have your name, please.”
Wow! Now this reality TV show personnel are so dedicated and professional, even ask for her name, Durex quickly replied, “My name is DLei Lei.” This is the name she often gives when confronted by a stranger asking for her name and why would she inform a stranger whom she will never encounter again in the future that her real name is Durex? Applying Alex Shane phrase: I’m not selling condoms!
The handsome man thought for a moment, “Phone number?”
They even need her phone number? Does the TV program need to contact her in the future for a return visit? Isn’t that a little perverted?
But the man’s aura is so strong, iron like heart, if she refused to tell him her number he will not let her go.
Durex clearly felt her M triggered at any moment.
She decided, “My mobile phone number is: 136XXXXXXXX.”
Then, taking advantage of the moment the handsome guy inputting her number, Durex stride with the fastest speed, quickly disappeared in the boundless huge crowd.
At the same time, the tall and stocky figure stood there in a daze, watching the direction Durex disappeared. After a moment, his eyes returned to its usual calmness, his mouth unconsciously smirked.
Chapter 2 – Casual visitor.
Durex quickly returned home, after rushing to resolve her personal problems she made a bowl of noodles.
While preparing the instant noodles she dazedly stared at the bowl. The following days to come, she needed to at least find a basic job. If she knew earlier on, she would have stocked up on instant noodles when the supermarket had their 2 for 1 promotions sale.
As she grieved her regrets the doorbell suddenly rang.
Durex open the door to see the landlady smiling and standing at the entrance.
Her heart dropped — the landlady only smiled so kindly when she’s chasing up rent.
“Xiao Dah, have you’ve eaten?”
“In the process…… “ DLei Sei felt slightly guilty.
“Oh, how can you eat instant noodles? Instant noodles have no nutritional value ah. Next time you don’t cook, come to aunty’s house to eat, aunty’s household always needs to cook.” The landlady smiled very warmly.
Immediately Durex shook her head because she knew the meal money will be added to her rent.
After exchanging a few more pleasantries, the l
andlady finally decided to get to the point: “Little D, the next quarter’s rent…… “
“I can give you the rent in a few days? These days, I’m a little tight……”
The landlady’s facial expression change, which made Durex suddenly feel slightly breathless.
A moment later, she resumed her elegant and dignified front, “That’s okay, that’s okay, since you’re really tight then you can pay a bit later.”
Durex breathed a sigh of relief.
“Three days then, three days later I’ll come to get it, how does that sound?”
The landlady quickly brought forward the suggestion with her loose tone. Three days? How is three days enough! However judging by her smiling expression, Durex could only obediently nod, “Alright, when the time comes I’ll send it to you.”
The landlady laughed ha ha as she walked away, after closing the door, Durex’s head has increased two size.
Originally, relying on the meager income of the newspaper job she still managed to get by, however now without a job and a credit card debt, if she pays the next quarterly rent, she’s afraid she wouldn’t be able to even eat instant noodles.
Until the evening when it was time to sleep, Durex pondered about her money issue, on the bed she tossed and turn thinking of a solution to solve her personal financial crisis. Thinking for a long time she started to daydream, how great would it be.. if money suddenly fell out of the sky?
At that moment, an object flashed into her mind.
She remembered the man she met during the day in the street today, the shining object in his hands enticed DLei Sei’s hidden inner desire for money.
How great would it be if the diamond ring is real!
She kept thinking and felt innumerable diamond rings flying pass her eyes……
It kept on flying until she fell into a slumber.
When Durex woke up again, she was confronted by the overwhelm sounds of the alarm clock ringing, popping her disheveled head out from the quilt, she turned off alarm clock A on the bedside table, then alarm clock B on nightstand, followed by rolling out of bed to crush alarm clock C.