My name is Durex

by Umair Sheikh

  Durex was stupefied, Light Muller interrupted and unhappily coughed.

  “Go roast me another chicken wing.”

  Durex gave him a look: “Didn’t you say you didn’t want it?”

  Light Muller looked helpless: “In front of so many people my wifey wanted me to eat, how can I refuse?”

  “…..”

  Because of the unexpected events, once again the topic of focus was Light Muller and Durex.

  “Eric, how did you and your wife met?” Luo Jiang asked.

  “Yes! That’s right!” Da Mi added with an interested gossip expression.

  Durex also erected her ears, she really would like to know how the President spread the lie, she didn’t expect the President’s odious has reached appalling proportions, he obviously thrown his problem and pointed his fingers towards her, “I’ll let Alice explain it to you guys.”

  Durex tried to weep, but failed to shed a tear: She’s a reporter, she’ll only reported the true events!

  “We… we met on the streets.” Durex said, and strive to recall that afternoon she and Light Muller met, a shining diamond ring emerged in her head.

  “You can also met on the streets?” Da Mi arrayingly sigh, “then how was the situation ah? Is it the legend of love at first sight?”

  “You watch too many idol dramas!” On the side, Luo Jiang disclosed Da Mi’s secret.

  At this time, Luo Hao suddenly interrupted: “What’s the use of asking how they met? Why don’t we ask Eric how he pursuit after Alice’s hand?!”

  “Oh, how did he pursuit you?” Everyone was particularity interest on this point.

  “This thing….” Durex was temporary speechless, she don’t know whether forcing one into marriage is considered pursuing? Because she couldn’t figure it out, she turn towards Light Muller.

  “It was her who pursuit me.” Light Muller dismissively said this sentence.

  >o<

  Durex was completely embarrassed.

  That moment, Durex finally understood the reason the President take her out was to satisfy his self-esteem as an outstanding man. To boost to his group of friends that she was the one who pursuit him!

  Men! They always wants pride and self-esteem!

  Durex thought back to this afternoon when Aunty Wu told her about the amount of good things Light Muller did, and she felt it was time for her to repay the President. Besides, she’s just a little-unknown small character, she doesn’t need what self-esteem.

  Staring at those who were all swept surprised, Durex nodded: “It was I, who pursue him!”

  “However, Eric is very hard to get oh, how did you get capture him into your clutches?” Peter Maxwell asked.

  “In fact, it is not difficult, the most important thing is to have a thick skin.” After this, Durex’s head was filled with melodrama, she began to invent the amazing feat of her pursuing the President.

  From obtaining his phone number on the streets to sending beloved breakfast to his company, to deliberately creating accounter with Light Muller during morning runs. While in the evening, opportunistically wait on the road for his return home. In short all those methods were all prototypes from her written article reports that she wrote while she was still a reporter——《Confession of a stalker》

  After her endless talk finished, everyone’s mouth has become a O shape.

  After a moment of silence, someone asked: “So since you pursuit after Eric, you must really love him then?”

  Since Durex was getting worked up, she might as well continue: “I took a liking towards him from the first moment I saw him, he is my precious treasure, my everything, the only one for me!” After saying that, she was very proudly looked at the President: See how much self-esteem and pride I’m giving you ah!

  Light Muller listened in silence, inadvertently curved his lips.

  Suddenly, a voice suddenly yelled out: “So it turns out this is how one should pursuit, no wonder I pursuit for so long without success.”

  Durex stood proudly on her reputation while Vivian Maxwell thoughtfully lowered her head.

  “Hey, what’s your mobile phone number? I’ll like your help in the future when I take fancy in someone!” Vivian Maxwell very bluntly asked.

  After this remark was spoken, many beauties found it was very reliable, they quickly surrounded Durex asking for a 《Pursues Taoist Scripture》, even Da Mi and Xiao Mi who had boyfriends couldn’t help but craned their necks to listen in.

  That moment Durex was thoroughly speechless. No wonder she had no future when she was a reporter, it must be because everything she reported were all true events, no one was willing to read them ah!

  So like this, from a silently nameless passerby Durex suddenly escalate into the most dramatic actress, a group of women stared at her with extremely worship eyes. Even after the President and Peter Maxwell returned from a ball game, Durex’s center discussion circle also did not stop down.

  In one night, her mouth was finally parched and tongue scorched. When that person finally proposed to return home, Durex was only left with half a body of breath.

  Everyone left one after another, Durex also followed the President to retrieve his bike.

  Just as they reached their parking spot, the two of them froze.

  What happened to their bike?

  “You stay and don’t leave, I’ll go have a look.” Light Muller said.

  Durex nodded, watched him leave.

  Once Light Muller left, a man suddenly jumped out and softly whispered into her ears: “What you have just said is a lie, isn’t it?”

  Durex was surprised, she retreated a few steps back and turned around to see Xiao Yin.

  “You…. What are you talking about?”

  “I said, you just deceived them.” Xiao Yin crooked a smile and took a step closer towards her.

  The air was filled with a dangerous atmosphere, Durex was filled with a guilty conscience, she continued to retreat: “What… what deceive others? I…. what I said is true.” She wasn’t careful and trip over the stones on the ground, her foot sprain and fell to the ground.

  Her ass landed on a stone and she cried out in pain.

  Hearing her voice, Light Muller hurriedly ran over and discovered Durex have fallen to the ground, he frowned and asked: “How can you still fall from standing?”

  “No, I didn’t! It’s because there was——” Durex said and froze in shock, apart from the surrounding, there’s wasn’t any other shadow?

  She was not only determined that he wasn’t a fox, he must be a weasel.

  -_-|||

  “I really don’t understand what you’re trying to say.” Light Muller let out a sigh and held out his hand. “Come on. The bike was stolen. I have already made a phone call to Lao Fang, in a while he will be here to pick us up at the intersection.”

  Durex grabbed his hand as she tried to stand up she tried to explain: “Just then it was Xiao… Ah! It hurts, it hurts!” The painful expression on her face caused her to fiercely fall into Light Muller’s arms.

  There’s no doubt she sprained her ankle.

  Chapter 34: Fracture resulting in plaster

  In regards to a beginner wearing high heels, spraining your ankle always inevitable. Durex had the honor to experience this!

  Confronting such a predictable thing, Light Muller very helplessly sigh and said: “Come on, I’ll piggy back you.”

  Durex winced in pain, she opened her eyes to Light Muller’s broad back waiting for her, yet she didn’t dare rush on.

  “What?” Light Muller asked.

  Durex felt embarrassed: “Terribly sorry to bother you….”

  Light Muller raised his eyebrows: “What? Should I carry you instead?”

  “…. you piggy back me instead.”

  -_-|||

  She originally thought piggy back less prone for adultery to occur, how wrong she was!

  The President even took the opportunity to to
uch her ass!

  Durex blushed: “You… you… you.. lower your hand a bit. No! Over there a little bit…. Ah! I’m going to fall…”

  Finally, Light Muller was angered: “Have you finished?”

  With this loud roar, Durex was frighten speechless, using her two injustice eyes to staring at the President while saying: Wuwuwu, I’m disabled and you don’t even know how to be a little more gentle….

  Light Muller was completely speechless.

  “Come down, Lao Fang will arrive soon.” He put her down.

  Durex hummed a reply and got off from the President’s back, once her feet touched the ground it caused her to cry out in pain.

  Hearing this sound diminished all of Light Muller’s anger, he hurriedly help her and faintly expressed heartache: “You sit for a while and take off your heels.” He said as he helped her sit on the ground, while stretching out his hand to take off her shoes.

  This sudden movement stunned Durex, she absent-mindedly stared at the ground, watching the President with great care took off the high heels off her feet and stared at her swollen ankle as he furrowed his brows.

  This is creased brows pulled Durex from her daze, her face suddenly flushed.

  Her…her… Her hoof was unexpectedly in the President’s hands, which was like inlaid in a platinum ring on the pebble, it made her wonder how is her tiny pebble feet worthy of this love?

  Durex quickly retracted her hoof, however he ankle was caught.

  “Don’t move!” Light Muller unhappily gave her a look and then check her injuries.

  Since the President had said this, Durex gave up the idea to retract her hoofs, she blankly stare at her feet within Light Muller’s hands, her red toes slightly trembled revealing the owner of those feet to feel constrained and uneasy.

  Her feet were squeezed into the heels for one night, red blisters have started to form on her tiny toes, surely will be smelly…. so shameful! Just the thought of this made Durex’s hot temperature spread from her toes to the top of her head, her entire body was engulf with heat.

  Suddenly, Light Muller raised his head, expressing his discontent: “In the future, you are not allowed to wear high-heeled shoes.”

  At this time, Durex’s brain was in a malfunction state, she only hummed a reply.

  Seeing her expression as if her spirit have left her body, Light Muller felt quite helpless. This girl lack reinforcement regardless of the situation, she actually sprain her ankle, he also questioned how she actually survived the last 20 years of her life.

  Although his heart thought this but he still couldn’t bear the sight of it, so he took off his sweater and used it cover her legs: “Also in the future I don’t wear such short skirts any more.”

  Durex “oh” a sound, she suddenly felt something wasn’t quite right: Her skirt was already knee-length, how is it short? That Vivian Maxwell didn’t even wear a bra under her halter top. She gently mumbled: “My skirt is obviously the longest among everyone.”

  Ceasing the opportunity Light Muller also added: “You also have the shortest legs among everyone.”

  “…..” Durex’s mouth twitched.

  “What, I am wrong?”

  “…..”

  At that moment, she suddenly understood being together with the President besides one needs to have strong ankles, one must also have a sturdy heart, otherwise you might just vomit blood from anger.

  T^T

  Suffering the President’s attacks, although Durex was angry, however she have forgotten about the pain in her foot, not long after Lao Fang’s car came.

  Light Muller carried her into the car and ordered Lao Fang: “Go to the closest hospital.”

  At this time, Durex already felt her ankle wasn’t as painful any more: “No need to go through so much trouble, it’s just a strain, resting a few days should…”

  She haven’t finished speaking when Light Muller interrupted her: “How do you know if it’s only a simple sprain, what if it’s a fracture?”

  Durex’s pouted her lips: “It’s… it’s not that serious, right?”

  In fact, it was just that serious!

  When the Orthopaedics Specialists pointing to the fracture on her X-ray film, he clearly stated: “It’s a fracture which means you’ll need a plaster cast.”

  That moment Durex was completely embarrassed.

  “In fact, I only just gently twisted it a little! Tiny… tiny bit….” She tried to advised the old doctor to skip the plaster step, desperately gestured with her pinky finger.

  So the old doctor also used his pinky finger gesture: “You just suffer a small fracture, it’s so small…. so small….”

  “Doctor, I’m not joking with you ah!” Durex pulled a long face. “Don’t make me put on a plaster cast, it’s so much trouble ah!! I still have to go to work.” Do you know missing one day of work, how less wages I will make??

  “I’m also not joking with you!” The old doctor said seriously, “Don’t you know when suffering from a fracture, if you don’t have plenty of rest, there’s a big chance you’ll be limp?”

  “But…..”

  Durex still wanted to struggle, however the President on the side gave his orders: “Put on a plaster cast!”

  So, Durex who left the house with a pair of high-heeled shoes, returned home with a plaster cast shoe. Such circumstances were beyond tragic!

  However, even more tragic circumstances were yet to come.

  Because of her plaster cast, Durex immediately upgraded and became a disabled person, she even needed Aunty Wu to help her with showering.

  If that wasn’t enough the most depressing thing was the President also unexpectedly using the excuse of not feeling assured, in the evening he simply to drag her into his room to sleep. Durex didn’t know why, but she suddenly felt an indescribable feeling.

  After the isolation incident this is the first time they have been in the same room, Durex was exceptionally anxious. After the President left her alone in the room, she decided to pretend sleep before the President got out of the shower!

  Laying her head on the pillow, the sounds of water rushing in the bathroom stopped, the lights brightly lit the room, a moment later, Durex obviously feel the side of the bed slightly sunken.

  Then the light turned off.

  Her heart couldn’t help but to speed up a few notches, her breathing also cramped up.

  The room was quietly, she heard movements from the side, the President didn’t seem like he wanted to do anything and peacefully fell asleep, while breathing soundedly.

  “Hu…” Durex was relieved, she was thankful she’s currently disabled, so the President shouldn’t laid his hands on her.

  With such a thought, her heart eased and moved her nervous and stiff body.

  However, at that moment, an arm embraced her waist, then with a bit of strength, her entire body was dragged into a warm chest.

  “Don’t pretend to sleep.” A low and slightly teasing voice sounded in her ears, releasing his breath in her ear, causing it to itch.

  With a simple touch, her entire body froze as if it’s been electrocuted .

  The voice at the side of her ears rise and fall, suddenly a wet and soft feeling from her earlobe quickly spread to her central nervous system.

  He was licking her!

  Being embraced within his arms, her whole body was burning up, “Don’t…. Ah!” Before she could finish what she was saying, a large palm has probe into her pajamas, touching her most sensitive place. Durex let out a sound and felt a serious of soft kisses from her neck, his burning hands triggered her desires, her eyes and mental ability started to blur, the surging river within her heart started to overflow.

  However, at that breaching moment her mind suddenly became clear: “Stop! Stop!”

  “What?” Light Muller reluctantly stopped, using a displeasure tone he asked, “your relatives still haven’t left?”

  “No….” Durex felt embarra
ssed, “my feet….”

  “I will be gentle.” After he said this he started to kiss her again.

  “No!” Durex pushed him away.

  “What?” He said, obviously already impatient.

  Durex pitiful said: “The doctor said, if I’m not careful then I’ll become limp.”

  “When did the doctor say this sentence?”

  “Just to be safe then sorry…”

  “Nonsense!” He wanted to dive in for another kiss.

  “Don’t!”

  “What?”

  “Limp… limp… limp.” She whispered.

  “….”

  Her muttering became rueful as she asked: “You want to bully a disabled person?”

  “…..”

  After a moment of silence, he gave a low hum and finally let her go, then quietly turned over to sleep.

  Chapter 35: This matter wouldn’t be related to that matter, right?

  A summer afternoon, it had just rained, the fresh air in the pleasantly cool summer wind, originally this is a good weather to go out. Unfortunately, Durex was sitting at home drawing circles.

  Why you may ask?

  Because she’s bored!

  With a plaster leg, staying at home all day, even if her foot is fine, the person who’s trapped at home is almost suffocated to death!

  For this reason, Durex is very depressed.

  A depressed person always wanted to find someone to talk to, but as luck would have it, unfortunately Aunty Wu has accompanied Lightg Lightg to cram school, while Old Yu has gone to the hospital to take care of the old Madame, even Xiao Fang who usually wash the cars have gone on a blind date, such a huge house… there was only her left, the emptiness made her somewhat depressed.

  Durex took out her cell phone and started to go through her phone book.

  Linda? This morning she have already called her, if she calls again isn’t she seeking to be scold?! Not calling!

  Jie Mo Shuang? She has been absent for so many days, although there’s the President to support her, but if people ask how should she answer their questions? Forget it.

  Mom? No, she absolutely can not let her mom know about her fracture, she would be worried to death, she definitely can not call!