My name is Durex

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by Umair Sheikh


  Marriage is really an elusive thing.

  >>>End of VCR replay>>>

  Chapter 39: At that moment, she had a sense of being a female protagonist.

  Again and again, the third time would be infinity.

  Her first morning returning to work, Durex kept repeating this sentence while massaging her tiny “weak” waist with her little claws.

  “Little D, you’ve been sick for so long, are you better now?” On the side Jie Mo Shuang appeared worried, looking at this new colleague of hers, her mind couldn’t help but sigh: It indeed a really serious illness!

  Towards this question, Durex discovered she have an increasingly speechless feeling.

  Her heart had regrets, if she knew earlier… than she wouldn’t have sneakily tried eat the President’s tofu, indulging in momentary pleasure have caused her to suffer from daily back aches and leg cramps, it was actually like the symptom on TV advertisement when a women’s aunt decides to visit.

  So having too much sex is also a bad thing.

  Durex had a forlorn expression when several other counter’s colleagues have gathered at hers, “Little D, I heard that you have suffered a serious illness, how is it now?”

  Durex awkwardly replied: “Fortunately, I’m okay.” Only my waist is still sore.

  “Speaking of which… it’s really strange, it’s been more than a month since you’ve last came to work, however VirgoManger haven’t said anything.” Xiao Zhou from the gold counter mumbled to himself.

  All of a sudden, Durex somehow didn’t know how to answer this: “This is because….. because VirgoManager is more compassionate towards the staff….” Coming up with such a reason even Durex herself didn’t believe it, she felt really guilty.

  Why could she take a month leave without being fired? The reason is very simple, after a strenuous exercise, someone took the opportunity to act pettish in her husband’s arms: “Tomorrow I am ready to go back to work.”

  Light Muller didn’t even need to think before refusing instantly: “You’re not allowed to go.” It’s such a joke, how can his woman sell condoms? He raised his eyebrows as he asked her: “Can I not afford to support you?”

  Durex may be silly and naive, but she could still understand how the President’s mind worked, so she softly tried to please him: “Of course you can provide for me, even if there was a truckload of me, you can provide for them all!” After she finished speaking, she observed the President’s reactions, his wrinkled brows gradually relaxed, she summon her courage to continue: “The current me only spend my days at home eating, I’m almost turning into a pig, you don’t wish to keep a pig, right?” After she said this, she used her fingers to draw two circles on the President’s sturdy chest trying to please him.

  The next moment, her restless hands were clenched.

  He flipped over and used his body weight to press her down on the bed, using his shining eyes to look at her causing one to have nowhere to hide: “You are so stupid, as long as I have one it’s enough. Also I don’t mind providing for a QA pig head.” He said as he stuck his tongue out to lick her while she continuously flashed her eyelids due to her shyness, seeing her deer like watery eyes, he grinned and the corners of his mouth curved.

  Clearly he was refuting her, however when one listens it really sounds ambiguous, causing one’s heart continuously feel warmth.

  After this, of course Durex sold her body in order to seek work, braving the risk of suffering a lumbar disc dislocation, the President made a phone call to VirgoDa Fu.

  When VirgoDa Fu initially received the President’s personal phone call, he didn’t even ask before agreeing. At the same time, his heart also had a verdict this Durex must have a close relationship with the President and he must not neglect it.

  In the end, Durex was able to peacefully return to work.

  After Durex returned to work, VirgoDa Fu appeared to be very attentive, he specially called Durex to the office, beating around the bush regarding the questions he had in his heart.

  “Xiao Dah, it seems…. you and President Light are quite familiar with each other?”

  “It also wouldn’t consider too familiar….” Durex was covered in cold sweats, she feared VirgoDa Fu could see through their relationship so she had no choice but to lie through her teeth, “last time I wrote the report, President Light appreciated and recognize me so we became acquainted with each other… however we’re not very familiar… really…”

  Ever since Durex has been with the President, she found her own series of lies are becoming increasingly unreliable, unluckily such unreliable lies only a rash fellow would believe, however VirgoDa Fu believed them.

  “Little D, you can gain recognition from President Light, you’re really a worthy person of abilities ah! I’m glad that our store can have such a good salesperson as you, in order to commend you, I decided to reward you with a bonus!”

  “….VirgoManger, I already have a lot of consumer’s coupons that I have not used.”

  “Is that so?” VirgoDa Fu was embarrassed. “Why don’t you get another product take home and try?”

  Durex finally ran out of tears: VirgoManager, the bag you gave me last time you still have not been touched!

  Once again when Durex walked out of VirgoDa Fu’s office carrying a large bag of condoms, she suddenly had the desire to cry without tears.

  This VirgoManger also rather too untrammelled? Which the boss would used condoms to reward their employees? And when rewarding would give out such a big bag, and it’s not even Christmas when balloons are brought out to be blown, why is there so many?

  With a hanging head Durex returned to her counter and happened to bump into Jie Mo Shuang.

  “Little D, what’s in this bag ah?” Jie Mo Shuang poked her head into the bag roaming her around, she immediately reveal a pair of very ambiguous countenance, “You only just recovered, yet you want to bring these home to try ah?”

  Puff!

  Durex almost spew out blood, she gave Jie Mo Shuang a very sad meaningful glance, “Sister Mo Shuang, can you not scary me like that? the bag previously still untouched at home…..”

  “What?” Jie Mo Shuang who was suddenly shocked exclaimed, “You still haven’t used them?”

  Durex’s expression was blank: “No….”

  “Little D, it couldn’t be that you want to become an unmarried mother, right?” In Jie Mo Shuang’s mind, Durex is still at the trial stage with her boyfriend.

  Jie Mo Shuang’s question suddenly made Durex regain her senses.

  Yes, that’s right! When she and the President XXOO… it seems like they didn’t take safety measures….. If they’re not careful, that she also didn’t want it…..

  With such a thought, Durex’s complexion suddenly turned green.

  Jie Mo Shuang didn’t notice of sudden Durex’s changes and continue to earnestly say: “Little D, although now unmarried pregnancy are very normal things, but as a woman we should be more careful, are you sure your boyfriend really loves you?”

  Love?

  This word once again made Durex absent-minded.

  Yes, it seems there hasn’t been once where the President have said those words to her. When modernist are in love the first step they’ll take is to vindicate, then XXOO, then finally get married. She and the President seems to have been reversed, they were familiar with each other for less than one day before getting married. After a few months they XXOO. As for vindicating…. >____< she haven’t heard the President express them.

  While saying “I love you” is just a word, there is no substantial meaning, however she never heard them, she always felt there more or less there was something missing. For this reason, Durex was very upset and worried.

  This upset and worries extended until she finished work, she mindlessly changed her clothes and walked out of the store when she was surprised to discover it was raining cats and dogs!

  She subconsciously felt around her pockets, >_<
she have forgotten to bring an umbrella.

  Did she have to waste her money and call home? Making a phone call from here would cost a lot of money, right? Wu… she’s poor! (Indeed she does not have a rich woman’s consciousness -_-|||)

  At this time, her cell phone suddenly rang.

  Durex pressed the received call button.

  “Look up, thirty-five degrees to your front left.”

  Hearing that familiar voice, Durex saw the familiar car, then saw the familiar him standing besides the car holding an umbrella.

  He wore a light blue polo shirt, at the moment his glaze was set on her while waving his hands, then with the umbrella slowly walked toward her. In a leisurely pace, the water splashes particularly in coordination.

  Durex regain her conscious and suddenly remembered a comic where she has seen the male lead holds an umbrella slowly walking in the rain with a gentle smile.

  At that moment, she had a sense of being a female protagonist.

  Being alone in this for so many years, it’s the first time she felt she was actually cared for.

  Sitting in Light Muller’s car, Durex’s heart was completely separated from the ice-cold rain, she felt warm like a melted ice.

  “How come you came to pick me up?” She asked.

  He didn’t reply, instead he asked her in return: “If I don’t come to pick you up, then should I let you return home alone in the rain?”

  Clearly she foresee this answer from him, there was a sense of happiness within her.

  “Have you been so busy, I am afraid to delay your work.” Since the events from previously, she finally understands the President is indeed very busy, it wasn’t those messy reason she thought of in her mind.

  “It’s okay, this morning I’ve just signed a covenant. The cooperation has been finalized.”

  He has finished bustling? Durex couldn’t help but feel secretly happy, but she dare not be too fierce so she just asked: “Then from now onwards….. will you return earlier?”

  As soon as she asked this question, the car suddenly came to a stop.

  “What’s wrong?” Durex was somewhat ignorant.

  “That period I have been busy with work, I’ve neglected you, I’m sorry.” His light voice sounded without warning which stunned Durex.

  Is the President…. apologizing to her?

  Durex was startled, staring at him she came into contact with his very serious eyes.

  The rain hit on the window, a mist is formed.

  The car, eyes wandered, the atmosphere was particularly warm.

  He suddenly reached out and supported her neck wanting to paste his lips on hers.

  “Wait a mintue!”Durex suddenly remembered something.

  “What is it?”

  “That…. Can you….” Her eyes were blinking, she didn’t know how to tell him, but she really wanted to hear say those words.

  Suddenly, her cell phone rang and interrupted the embarrassing situation.

  Immediately, Linda’s very tough voice came through: “Durex! When are you going to invite me out to that dinner you promised?”

  Chapter 40: The Legend of Linda and Xia Kun.

  On Saturday, the weather was just right, there is a gentle breeze in the air, very fresh.

  Only Durex who’s walking on this road with a gloomy expression.

  A few days ago, she and her good friend Linda arranged to eat at a new restaurant, originally this is a very common thing. However she never thought that the President would suddenly appear in the doorway dressed casually, half an hour before she was ready to leave. He insisted on accompanying her and she could tell from his attitude she couldn’t reject his offer.

  That moment, Durex was stupefied and shocked.

  As a matter of fact, ever since they got married, she still haven’t introduced the President to anyone. Precisely it should be said she had no intentions of introducing the President to her friends. The reason is very simple, sooner or later their marriage would end in divorce, rather than let others worry about her after the divorce, she rather not let anyone have acknowledgement of her marriage to begin with.

  But today’s circumstances are different from the past, according to the current situation, temporarily such things as divorce isn’t likely to happen to her, and speaking from her heart, she is also reluctant to leave the President. Although this man slightly overbearing, slightly parsimonious and intentions are a little bad, but being with him she felt complete reassurance, even if the sky crumbles there’s someone brave enough to stand in front of her…

  Wait stop thinking! Why is she thinking of his goods?

  Durex regain her conscious and stared at the President quicken his footsteps ahead of her, she couldn’t help but become angry.

  He must be planned long ago that he would be accompanying her? He intentionally waited for this to emerge so she would be taken by surprise, her prepared mind didn’t have the heart of Bodhisattva to introduced him to Linda and Xia Kun. When the time comes how is she supposed to them that she is now a married woman? He clearly is deliberately trying to embarrass her.

  Odious! Extremely odious!

  With such a thought, she couldn’t help but lower her head as she quickly walked away.

  Suddenly, a hand was on her shoulders.

  “Why are you walking so fast?” The certain person’s face was relaxed, completely inconsiderate towards her current depressed mood.

  Durex lowered her head and did not speak.

  “You wouldn’t be angry with me, right?”

  “Of course——” Saying to this point she paused and suddenly noticed the President’s dangerous narrowed eyes, a faint smile hung on the corners of his lips

  “Of course I couldn’t be more happy!” Durex said with a wry smile, in her heart she despise herself one hundred times. Forget it, she’ll just think of it as taking a dog out for a walk!

  Wu… when has there been a dog holding onto their master’s shoulders?…

  When they arrived at the restaurant, it was half past ten in the morning, according to Linda’s message, she and Xia Kun booked a private room, they were already waiting inside.

  Following the hostess to the private room, the door opened suddenly from the inside and a person came to greet Durex with an open arm bear hug.

  “Condom, did you miss me?”

  This charming voice, so outspoken character, needless to say, there’s no doubt this person is Xia Kun.

  “Dead fox, you better stay farther away from me!” Durex was about to push him away, when a hand was one step ahead of her and captured Xia Kun’s arm, and ruthlessly stood in the middle of them.

  Durex was surprised, Xia Kun was also surprised.

  After he recovered his shocks, he seem to understand the situation and deliberately put a pair of distressed appearance: “This gentleman, you do not need to be so impulsive, I really did not have that kind of special interests….”

  Light Muller loosen his hands and said with a straight face: “Previously I did not, furthermore in the future there wouldn’t be any.”

  Puff——

  On the side, Durex sprayed out her saliva.

  At first glance, this sentence the President said seems like nothing, but a closer look, it was clearly informing Xia Kun, after their encountered he would never had any illusions about his homosexuality.

  There’s only one word to explain this—— poisonous!

  Xia Kun had an awkward expression, at this time Linda who has been sitting inside the private room also came out, today she was wear a white vest black dress collocation, her body always looked great. Her curly dark hair was held up by sterling silver hairpins and on the bridge of her nose there was a pair of black frame glasses which exude full of intellectuality. At first glance, one wouldn’t really associate it with her Queen and stingy personality.

  Just as Durex was ready to greet her, but Linda stared at Light Muller she was taken back: “Why is it
you?”

  “It’s you?” Light Muller’s tone was also slightly surprised.

  This scene caused Durex become ignore and slowly asked: “Do you know each other?”

  “En.” Linda nodded, and glanced at Light Muller, after determining she knew this person, she generously said. “I’ve been on a blind date with him before.”

  Durex had to admit that she suffered from a very hard mine explosion.

  While they studied together, Linda was famously known for going on blind dates, her blind dates range were staggering, once she thought of Linda and the President going on a blind date, she really had this kind of….. indescribable joy feeling.

  One was black belly, while the other was a Queen.

  How did their matchmaking date end? She was very curious, filled with curiosity!

  While Durex’s brain was constantly simulating the date scene of the two, the dish has served up as usual, all these dishes must be chosen by Zhao Yao Fei, although the price are not cheap, but the dishes are absolutely the best of the best!

  The first dish was a plate of sizzling beef. The rich aroma pulled Durex back from her thoughts, seeing the hot beef sputtering on the silver foil, she couldn’t help but lick her chopsticks.

  Who cares how they dated, the most important thing right now is to fill her stomach!

  As she stretched out her chopsticks to get the most rich piece of beef, Light Muller who was sitting on the side was one step ahead of her, snatching the piece of beef away.

  Wu…. Beef God!

  Durex suddenly felt very angry, sadly glanced at the President, she was completely stunned. Because she saw him holding the piece of beef toward her, then placing it into her plate.

  “Eat more, you’re too skinny.”

  “…..”

  After a moment of silence, a villain in Durex’s heart began to roll out, awwww! She was so happy! She was filled with happiness!

  “Wifey, I also got some for you to eat.” Xia Kun said placing a piece of beef in Linda’s plate.

  “Who is your wife?” Linda didn’t spare him any feelings, then rudely interrupted Durex and Beef God’s isologue, “Si Si, how come you’re with him?” This ‘him’ she’s referring to is naturally the President.

 

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