by Umair Sheikh
Moving her glaze away from Beef God, Durex didn’t know how to explain to Linda how and why they are together, then she heard the President speak, he had no intention of hiding the facts: “We’ve been married for more than three months.”
Linda was almost choked to death on the piece of beef in her mouth.
“No it can’t be true! When you told me you married into the wealthy and influential, it was the truth?”
Dammit it how could Linda vulgarly say the words ‘married into the wealthy and influential’ so easily?? Durex was little bit embarrassed, she weakly nodded and swept her glance at the President.
He had a smile, not one ounce of angry was detected on his face.
“Condom, aren’t you a rich woman now?” Xia Kun seized the opportunity to add this sentence.
The word ‘rich woman’ was even more vulgarize than ‘married into the wealthy and influential’! These two individuals couldn’t be more tactful while describing it? Durex secretly glanced over at the President, his expression remain the same.
According to Durex’s experience, if the President does not speak it does not mean he is not angry, perhaps in his mind now he is thinking about how deal with her.
No! In a moment she must put her flattery skills to use!
Speaking of flattery, her chance has arrived.
Just when Durex was worrying how she could flatter the President, a signature dish from the restaurant arrived——Pickled cabbage fish!
This pickled chinese fish dish is famous for its tenderness and deliciousness, coupled with its spicy flavors. Although she does not eat spicy so she doesn’t know how it tastes, since it is a signature dish, it shouldn’t taste too bad. Durex decided to use this to flatter him!
So she eagerly placed a piece of fish into the President’s bowl, while suggesting: “You should try this signature pickled cabbage fish dish, it tastes very good ah!”
Light Muller stared at the piece of fish covered with chilli in his bowl and didn’t move.
It can’t be? The President seems really angry! Durex’s heart tensed up, she stared at him with yearning and hopeful eyes, in her mind she kept on pleading: Quickly eat! Quickly eat!
Facing such yearning eyes, Light Muller stiffly picked up his chopsticks and clipped the piece of fish.
He picked it up and ate it, the joy left his eyes and was replaced by a frown.
Of course, a certain idiot did not pay attention to these details, she only thought that her flattery have finally succeeded today, thus she must double up her efforts and continue to flatter him!
Hence she placed a second piece of fish into the President’s bowl and continued to eagerly stare at him….
Just like this, Light Muller who lived for nearly thirty years, for the first time ate pickled cabbage fish, spicy chicken wings, kung pao chicken and spicy crawfish.
Later, even Linda could not help but exclaim: “Si Si, your husband really knows how to eat spicy food!”
“Of course, he is my husband!” Durex smile like a flower and picked up another piece of Sautéed Crab in Hot Spicy Sauce, “Here, try this!”
Light Muller: “….”
Chapter 41: This is the legendary date!!
Since arriving until now, Durex has been very depressed.
Although she kept trying to flatter the President, but the President did not utter a single word, there was hardly any smile on his face, what exactly is going on here?
Durex remain perplexed despite much thought, could it be her flattery skill is not up to par?
Thus she paid even more attention and considerations whilst clipping food for the President, yet Light Muller still had no smile on his face at all, he was still frowning and remained silent.
Looking at him, Durex finally could not help but openly ask: “Where are you feeling uncomfortable?”
Light Muller shook his head, but did not speak.
“Then could it be you’re…. angry with me?”
Once again, Light Muller shook his head, and did not speak.
His already acting like this and still refuse to admit his anger, Durex felt slightly angered herself, with a heart of determination she simply said: “Don’t be like this ah, if you have words you would like to say, just say it!”
“D….” Light Muller finally helplessly spoke, his voice was hoarse, “I just have a sore throat….” Which person who couldn’t eat spicy food, would smile after consuming so much? However the initiator in front of him is completely oblivious of this, putting on an appearance of injustice, really made one not knowing whether to be angry with her or dote her.
To hear him finally speak, Durex realised she has wronged a good person, it turns out the President isn’t angry with her! She breathed a sigh of relief and asked with concerns: “How did you suddenly suffer from a sore throat?”
“……I don’t know”
“Ah!” Durex sigh, “who asked you to eat so much spicy food.”
Light Muller choked hearing this: “It seems like you were the one who clip these food to me.”
Durex thought rightfully and said: “I clipped these because I knew you like eating spicy food!”
Light Muller was stunned and asked: “Who told you that….. I love spicy food?”
Hehe, it seems the President still embarrassed! Durex mysteriously replied in a low voice, “You don’t need to be embarrassed, Aunty Wu told me, in fact, you don’t have to treat me so indulgently, really!”
“Actually……”
“What?” She looked at him with a serious expression.
Such a naive and stupid person, if she discovers that he in fact he cannot eat spicy food then wouldn’t she be ridden with guilt to death? It’s best if he finds an opportunity to bring it up in the future.
Light Muller swallow down the words he originally wanted to say and said: “It’s nothing, at the moment my throat is only a little uncomfortable, perhaps its best to stop eating these spicy food.”
“All right,” Durex nodded. “I asked the waiter to bring you a glass of milk to clear your throat.”
Light Muller’s mouth twitched. “What else did Aunty Wu say to you?”
“Hehe,” Durex mysteriously smiled, “she told me everything!”
“What?”
“……I still prefer drinking water.”
In the end, of course the milk wasn’t consume, for certain Light Muller wouldn’t continue eating the spicy food, he just drank a cup of water.
After drinking the cup of water, asked for the bill and was ready to leave.
Durex proudly took out her wallet, ready to pay, when a credit card came out one step ahead of her.
She was stunned, her eyes glanced at the hands that held the credit card and saw Light Muller’s behoove face.
Durex suddenly felt: Being a mistress of a rich man certainly felt great!
o(≧v≦)o
After eating lunch, there was still a lot of time left so Durex suggested talking a stroll.
“We won’t go.” Xia Kun said. They have already eaten a free meal, naturally they can not also be an electric bulb[1] as well, it was only common knowledge. Besides, he doesn’t want to be disturbed…. He inadvertently glanced at Linda and his mouth exposed trace of a smile.
[1] electric bulb pretty much means third wheel.
“Linda, this fox is staring at you with such lust!” Durex’s one sentence exposed his secrets.
Linda rolled her eyes: “He’s normally like this, I have been accustomed to it.”
Xia Kun gave a hurt expression: “Wifey, you’re slandering your husband.”
Linda corrected him: “First of all, we are not married, I’m not that familiar with you. Second of all, I was speaking the truth.”
Xia Kun very naturally hooked his arms around her waist: “Honey, we are obviously more familiar with each other than a married couple, okay?”
“Cut the crap and let go of your pig’s trotters!” O
bviously Linda spoke this way, however she did not struggle, it was apparent between the two of them they were really more familiar with each other than married couples.
Watching the two quarrel, Durex could not help but sigh in her heart and laments that Xia Kun’s sentence is indeed true! They are more familiar with each other than married couples.
Married?
She suddenly thought of something, if they are familiar with each other than married couples, then the relationship between her and the President… was it familiar or unfamiliar?
If saying they are unfamiliar, then the President always kissing her, embracing her while rolling in the sheet… what does this imply?
If saying they are familiar, clearly have he express those three words to her yet, don’t even mention the three words, he hasn’t even held her hand and gone on a date, how can this be considered as being familiar with each other?
After much deliberation, Durex felt very chaotic.
At this time, Light Muller suddenly said to her: “Let’s go.”
“Where are we going?” Durex didn’t have the time to respond.
Light Muller said: “Walk around.”
“But Linda… they have gone.”
Light Muller raised his eyebrow: “The two of each can’t walk around ourselves?”
Huh? Durex was suddenly stunned, she thought of the problem she struggling over.
Shopping? The two of them? This, this is the legendary—— date!!!
Before she could react, Light Muller had walked towards her and took her by the hand.
His hand was very large, almost wrapped her entire hands, only using a little bit of strength she has followed his footsteps.
This situation, it was very strange.
A tall handsome man holding a goofy lost woman slowly walking on the road.
After walking for a while, Light Muller suddenly stopped and looked at her helplessly.
“D, I’m not walking a dog.” Can you please give me some sort of reaction?
“Oh,” Durex nodded, she was suddenly enlighten, “You, you, you called me a dog!”
Light Muller shrugged his shoulders: “You said it yourself.”
Durex gritted her teeth, just when she thought the President have become cordial, it was only an illusion!
She madly stomped her feet and wanted to break free from his hand, but their strength difference was too wide, after struggling for a while, there was no use. When she stared at the President again, he appeared as if he was playing with a dog.
/(ㄒoㄒ)/……
Being together with the President really isn’t better.
Being played by the President for no particular reason, Durex felt resentment, she decided to carry on.
“D.”
“….” She gnashed her teeth in anger and pretend that she didn’t hear anything.
“D?”
“……” Who answers you is a pig!
“D, would you like to eat ice cream?” Light Muller suddenly stopped at the roadside in front of an ice cream truck.
Durex looked at the ice cream and blankly stared at it.
In this world there should be only two things Durex can not refuse—— the President and ice cream. Currently the President is holding her hand and asking her if she would like to eat ice cream, facing such a powerful temptation Durex decided to temporarily become a pig.
Licking her lips, she resolutely nodded, “Want!”
The scorching summer sun, her right hand was holding a giant ice cream, while her left hand was pulling a handsome man, such treatment not any ordinary person can enjoy.
At this point, Durex’s depressed mood was swept away, she licked the ice cream while smiling with joy.
Seeing all of this, Light Muller could not help but laugh.
This girl with a pair of anemic appearance, merely an ice cream, she can be so happy as if she has won the lottery, he really do not know what’s inside her head.
Thinking of this, he reluctantly shook his head.
This little action, attracted Durex’s attention.
“What’s wrong?” She asked curiously, since the beginning the President have been staring at her strangely, could it be…..
Ah! She was suddenly enlighten: The President must also want to eat ice cream, however he felt awkward being a grown man eating ice cream on the streets, so coveted the one in her hands.
The President, you are really mensao[2]!
[2] describe a person whom other think is gentle and good and conservative but actually,his/ her natural disposition is passionate and even a little more crazy about something.
So she generously extended the ice cream in her hands: “Give you a bite!”
“Okay.” Light Muller smiled, lowered his head and was going to take a bite.
However he did not aimed at the ice cream, instead he aimed it at the residual milk stains on someone’s lips, gently biting her lips, his tongue carefully licking them as well.
Boom, Durex only felt something exploded in her head, heat was rolling and spewing, not long after her face flushed, she wanted to stretch out her hands to push him away, however a certain person’s hand grabbed hers while his other held into the ice cream.
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After gently sweeping his lips across hers, he was still not satisfied, so the tip of his tongue freely roamed and knocked on her teeth.
On the big opened street!
Durex felt as if there were cast eyes from all directions, suddenly her thoughts were in a chaos, in the blink of confusion, she could only let his tongue explore her lips, easily digesting her and gradually taking her breath away.
At this moment, she suddenly felt a strong tug at her skirt, the strength wasn’t hard, only gently tugging, tugging again and again.
“Wait…. Wait a minute….”
“What?” Being interrupted while he was still tasting was not nice, Light Muller’s tone was slightly unhappy.
“That…. there’s something….”
When she turned around to look, a crashing sound came, she was petrified.
She saw a four or five year old little girl, holding a bear doll in her hands, very innocently staring at them: “Brother, sister, what are you doing?”
Three people six eyes, staring at each other, completely speechless.
At this time, a woman rushed over and pulled the little girl: “Whoops, my Xiao Zu Zhong ah! I told you not to run around, how come you don’t listen ah?” After finished speaking, she shyly smiled toward Light Muller and Durex and said, “you guys please…. continue….”
Please continue, continue your head!
Durex has already forgotten how she held the President’s hands, under the very curious eyes of the girl she has already flung them away.
In short, after her gasping stopped, angrily wanted to eat a mouthful of the ice cream, however it have disappeared without a trace, only an empty ice cream cone was left in her hands.
55555…. Ice Cream God, I have wronged you!
“I’ll buy you another one.” On the side Light Muller said.
“No.” She quickly rejected his idea, one was enough for her, if the President was to buy another one, then there’s a possibility he would do something towards her again. Really is…. too scary!
Chapter 42: The President’s … … love confession (⊙o⊙)~
This kind of thing such as dating, it’s not that Durex haven’t done it before, that year when her colleagues introduced her to her boyfriend Shane Ming Ming, this person the biggest hobby was shopping in the supermarkets, and his greatest interest was tasting variety of free samples of new products. So Durex been on countless of supermarket free tasting dates with him.
At that time, Durex simply felt that since they were dating, of course, they should accommodate each other, so even if she felt free tasting was very shameful, she tried to maintain a clam mentality.
But today’s situation is co
mpletely different!
She’s dating the President, such vast aura is incomparable with Shane Ming Ming, even merely holding hands as they strolled, Durex felt the feeling of tight tension in her heart.
Coupled with the President born with extraordinary outward appearance, simply strolling down the street would attract countless female and several gay men’s admiring eyes. So walking on such a road, Durex couldn’t help but sigh in her heart: Mom, where have my date gone ah, this is simply parading through the streets!
Durex’s mood was written all over her face, naturally this also couldn’t escape Light Muller’s sharp eyes, he couldn’t help but wanting to tease her: “D, could it be you’re very nervous?”
Well, President you know the truth!
Durex’s face turned red. “No… no….”
Her sentence was left unfinished as her waist was embraced and gently pulled into his arms. Lowering his head, his breathing was like an orchid: “It’s simply just a kiss, you don’t need to be so nervous.”
It was best if he didn’t mention that kiss, however once mentioning it, Durex’s face redden like a monkey’s bottom.
In the midst being very embarrassed, he suddenly lowered his head, like a raging swift thunder brushing pass her ear lobes, and gently kissed her on the lips, “See, this kind of thing is very normal in foreign countries.”
>_______<
President, the problem is we’re not in a foreign country! Can you please make a contribution to a harmonious society!
Although Durex’s brain is not efficient at making sharp turns, but she has a strong premonition if she doesn’t say something to change the subject it won’t be long until the President turn the streets into a 18+ rated drama scene.
“That…. were you and Linda once proposed marriage partners?”
Light Muller was slightly stunned, he could not help but laugh, this girl really knows change the subject, if he was to continue teasing her then he estimated she really would cry.
“En,” He nodded, and loosen his grip on her waist.