My name is Durex

by Umair Sheikh

  Hu…. in Durex’s heart she let out a long sigh of relief, and continued to ask: “Then why didn’t you continue to develop further?”

  A wife asking her husband why he didn’t have thoughts of further develop feelings with another woman, this kind of question only Durex the monad would dare to ask.

  Light Muller was somewhat helpless and shrugged his shoulders: “There was no feelings.”

  “Why ah? But Linda is our school Medical Faculty’s beauty.” That year due to the school dormitory allocation problem, she had no choice to share a bedroom with the medical students. Therefore, she became acquaintances with the legendary Linda. From Durex’s point of view, as long as Linda convergence some of her strange temper, with a casual wave of her hands, a truckload of men would grovel beneath her feet.

  Hearing her inquisition, Light Muller lightly replied: “I don’t like a woman too intelligent.”

  “Isn’t having an intelligent woman a good thing?” Durex murmured, she suddenly noticed something was amiss, she jerked his head and blurted out: “You saying I’m stupid?”

  Her reaction is generally not slow, Light Muller curved his lips into a smile: “You said it yourself.”

  T____T

  President, why must you make such insinuations!

  In this world the most painful thing is hearing another person saying your stupid, Durex also imperceptibly nodding in agreement, at this point she could only use grief and indignation to describe her current mood.

  However, Light Muller slightly stared at her with profound eyes, his eyes seemingly hidden another meaning.

  What is it? Durex couldn’t see through them.

  Light Muller gave a sigh: “D, you are really stupid.”

  It was the second time he has called her stupid, Durex was finally annoyed: “Where am I stupid? I’m…..” having said this, she suddenly realized that something and her mouth froze in place.

  First of all the President mentioned he doesn’t like too intelligent women…. then he said she was stupid…. could it be he wanted to say: He…. he likes her? ….like.

  These words like a washing machine flipping in her mind, Durex regain her senses.

  The President has just made a love confession!!!

  Durex swallowed her saliva, hoping she could get confirmation from Light Muller’s eyes, but he did not speak, merely smiled.

  This smile suddenly made Durex’s little heart palpitate. She really wanted to ask, but she was afraid he would deny it and she imagine that her love hasn’t been reciprocated. However if she didn’t ask, her heart-felt slightly panicked. Oh, this feeling is really too complex!

  At this time, Light Muller pulled her hand and continued to walked.

  Durex slavishly followed, her current mood is completely different. She felt the heat from his hands, it was hotter than the summer weather, she could feel her palm continuously sweat and moist.

  Even though her palm finally cooled down, however Durex have finally gone insane.

  Light Muller raised her hands to his lips and gently blowed until the sweat on her hands dried….

  Sitting on the park bench, Durex was distrait.

  She didn’t know how long she’s been suffering since the President profess his love for her and his extremely bare teasing actions, her fragile little heart finally overload and collapse.

  “Here.” Light Muller returned and gave her an ice cream.

  Durex did not dare to look into his eyes, she only lowered her head and licked the ice cream. The coldness rushed to her brain, then the numbing feeling quickly rushed to the palm of her hand.

  Heaven, earth, please just let her faint!

  T____T

  “It is delicious?” Light Muller naturally sat down closely besides her.

  Durex mechanically nodded, her eyes were lifeless: “En.”

  “I want to try as well….”

  “Oh….” Durex made a sound and suddenly felt something amiss, just when she wanted to refuse her lips has already been sealed, and this time it was full of passion, not letting the slightest gap between them, he extended his palms into her thin clothing, touching her bare waist.

  Obviously, someone haven’t eaten his full and now wanted to devour with interest.

  Just one kiss, Light Muller licked his lips, appearing fully satisfied and content he said: “En, very sweet.”

  Staring at Durex again, her eyes were blurred, her pink lips was slightly swollen, her hair was a mess, she was not properly dressed.

  That moment, Durex suddenly realized that she have entered the quail mode, the more she huddled, the more insatiable the President became, going on like this, she this quail is likely to be eaten R rated!

  No, she had to revolt!

  “You don’t….”

  Her sentence was half spoken when the President’s killer eyes came, Durex swallowed the rest of her sentence down her throat and mockingly smiled: “There’s a drought ah.”

  Light Muller earnestly said: “D, it’s currently summer.”

  It can’t be dry during summer? Why else would there be so many accidental sparks of fire?

  >____<

  The Summer afternoon in the park, a lush verdant scene.

  This city’s rainy season, this morning after rain still remained on the turf, droplets of water shimmer in the sunlight, from afar like hidden treasures in the grass.

  Durex looked at the front piece of grass in a daze, she recalled the thrilling experiences from today, she couldn’t help but blush.

  Sure enough, being with the President one still needs a strong heart ah!

  At this time, all of a sudden a white pug leaped into her field of vision, its white ball of hair on the green lawn jumping up and down, very lovely and cute.

  Durex’s eyes lit up, she reached out to greet the little dog.

  “Be obedient, come, come, come…”

  As if the dog understood her words, it twisted its ass and happily ran over, walking in front of them it reached out its tongue to lick Durex’s fingers.

  “Oh, so cute ah!” She couldn’t help but exclaim admiringly, completely forgotten the embarrassed situation.

  Light Muller lifted his eyebrow at her and the puppy bundled together and asked: “You like it?”

  “Of course,” Durex’s fixed her eyes on the little dog, “Don’t you think it’s like a little child? So cute and loveable…”

  Little child? Light Muller laugh, and slowly said: “D, you can actually give birth to one….”

  “Hey, it’s a dog though!” Durex angrily stared at him, when she suddenly felt that the atmosphere was somewhat unusual, could it be the President is actually hinting something…. In fact, they have one of their own…

  Her just faded blush face suddenly redden up once again.

  “Hateful!” She blushed and shyly said.

  Light Muller was so amused that he wanted to laugh, but at that moment, the corners of his lips froze.

  “D, let’s go,” His voice sounded amiss.

  Durex asked, “Where are we going?”

  “To the hospital,” He replied, with a pale face.

  With a red face, Durex pulled on her clothes: “Hateful! I… I’m not even pregnant yet. Why we need to go to the hospital….. Hateful… hateful…. hateful….”

  “D.” Light Muller reluctantly interrupted her thoughts, he forced out a smile: “We’re not going to the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, I need to go to the Department of Gastroenterology.”

  By the looks of things, Light Muller is suffering the after effects of Durex’s unintentional chilli abuse.

  Chapter 43: As long as you’re by my side, there is no pain.

  Due to eating excessive spicy food and drinking too much cold water, unfortunately Light Muller have suffered from an acute gastroenteritis, ever since they arrived at the hospital he has been vomiting and suffering from diarrhoea. Durex was frightened until her face turned pale. Thi
s is the first time she felt that the President is also a human being, he could suffer from illness thus come to the hospital and be placed on the drip.

  After the doctor diagnoses, they wrote a pile of prescription, Durex made Light Muller wait in the rest area, while she frantically ran to fetch his medication, her heart was like a fire that she almost got hit by a car at the entrance of the hospital.

  This is the first time unconsciously she discovered that the President had become someone so important to her, as long as she thought of his expression while suffering in pain, her chest felt tight and unbearable.

  Returning from the pharmacy, Durex’s hands held many bottles. Ever since she was young, she hated the hospital the most, she was most afraid of the smell of disinfectant. Just the thought of the large bag of saline solution linking to Light Muller’s blood vessels, her mind twinge with guilt.

  If she knew things would turn out like this, then she wouldn’t have clipped so many spicy food for the President. It is currently summer, it was a high incidence season for gastrointestinal disease. Coupled with drinking cold water after consuming excessive spicy food, it was easy to get sick. These were all common sense, yet she hasn’t taken these factors into consideration, she really shouldn’t have…..

  In Durex’s heart couldn’t help but blame herself, while holding the medicine she quickly returned, when she arrived in front of Light Muller, her eyes were already extensively red, while she gasped for air.

  “How do you feel now? I, I’ll immediately asked the nurse to come hang another drip for you!” After Durex finished saying this, while still holding onto the medication she stumbled to rush outside.

  The moment her feet were about to leave, her wrist was gently pulled.

  “Don’t rush, careful you’ll hit into something.” His tone was particularly weak, it didn’t sound clear and bright like the past, however it was still sounded like a breeze, gently smoothing Durex’s impatient heart.

  She turned around and gave a smile, “I know, you wait for me.”

  Soon the nurse arrived, she inserted the drip needle into his blood vessels, Durex was so nervous that she tightly grabbed Light Muller’s arm, her hands fiercely trembled.

  Suddenly, her vision turned dark, and her eyes felt ice-cold.

  His hand has covered over her eyes: “Don’t be afraid, its only inserting the drip needle.”

  When he finished speaking, his hand that held hers let go, she stared at the pin tube that have been inserted in the back of his hand, even the tape has been stuck on. When the nurse left with the tray, she stared at them with especially ambiguous eyes.

  Durex felt slightly embarrassed. Obviously the person receiving the drip was him, yet the one who needed comfort was her, she could not help but blush endlessly and awkwardly explained: “That… in fact, I’ve always been… afraid of… injections since I was young… I’ve always been afraid of the sight of blood,” After she finished speaking, she waited for Light Muller’s response. The results, even after waiting for a long time she didn’t hear any reply from him, she lifted her head to see that he was attentively staring back at her.

  “What, What?” Durex asked.

  “Nothing.” Light Muller shook his head, “I just thought the you now, looks good.”

  >______<

  The President’s thoughts jumped too rapidly, Durex quickly raised her head, pretending not to hear what he said and tried to change the subject.

  “Such three big bottles of intravenous drip, it should take a couple of hours to finish, right?”

  “Uh…. look at this bottle, its red ah!”

  “Quickly look. there’s a mosquito above.”

  Light Muller wanted to tease Durex even more, however his stomach suddenly felt extremely painful, he couldn’t stop the painful sounds from escaping his mouth.

  At this time, classmate Durex have already moved the topic from mosquitoes to the hospital roof’s color, hearing silence she lowered her head just in time to see creased on Light Muller’s eyebrows.

  “Is it still painful?” She asked.

  Light Muller shook his head: “It’s okay.” His tone was weak.

  Such a great head! Despite the painful expression written all over his face, he still insisted on putting on a brave front before her!

  “If you’re in pain just say so, don’t endure it alone!” Durex said raising from the chair on the side, “I’ll go get some pain relief for you… oh no! Eating pain relief medication isn’t good for your health!” She suddenly hesitate and didn’t know what to do.

  “Don’t go.” Light Muller suddenly interrupted her thoughts, “just sit down and accompany me.”

  “But you’re suffering from abdominal pain!”

  “As long as you are by my side, it isn’t so painful.”

  Wu……

  President, you’re so sentimental!

  Durex’s face blushed red, she obediently sat back in her chair, her head was down, she didn’t know what to do.

  Should she just have a conversation with him? He was already ill, would he have the strength to speak? If they sat there not speaking he would still be ill, if she didn’t do something… her heart constantly felt unease.

  That’s right! At that moment Durex was enlighten and said to Light Muller: “I’ll get you some warm water?”

  “No need.”

  He doesn’t want warm water? Durex ransacked her brain for a moment: “Then I’ll… call Lao Fang to let them know of your situation?”

  “No need.”

  Wu, he doesn’t want anything? Durex dejectedly muttered a sentence: “Shall I give you a massage instead?”

  “Yes.” Regarding this he quickly replied without hesitation.

  But this made Durex felt embarrassed and awkward.

  Massage? Which massage should she do? And how? They were in a public place…

  However, soon Durex compromised.

  Because the President seize the opportunity and frown, he appeared to be suffering in much pain…. Forget it. If it’s shameful, then so be it, besides a wife massaging a husband isn’t a thief!

  With a heart of determination, Durex placed her hands on his body.

  However only kneading a few times, her palms have already began to burn, followed by her tiny heart palpitating.

  Wu….. why does the President’s abs feel so good? Such elasticity was unbelievable, why did she have the feeling that she’s eating his tofu?

  Since her last lust greed of trying to eat the President’s tofu, after being eaten with interest on top, Durex has profoundly come to understand that the President’s tofu can not be lightly eaten. Now that she is forced to eat his tofu, she felt terribly uncomfortable.

  “D, your hands are shaking.” Light Muller remind her.

  “….the air conditioner is too cold.” She came up with an excuse.

  As soon as she finished saying this, Light Jin’s other hand that didn’t have the drip encircled her shoulders: “Is this better?”

  This is not good….

  Even if he is sick, the tofu he is eating isn’t tiny, President, you’re very impressive!

  While the sick Light Muller very delicately ate her tofu, not far away they suddenly heard a very charming voice, the original passer-by witnessed Light Muller and Durex’s intimacy, her heart was filled with envy, she couldn’t help but put on a pettish act in front of her boyfriend.

  “Oh honey, my head really hurts….. give it a kiss!”

  The perplexed man placed his PSP down and said, “Is giving you a kiss useful?”

  “Of course! Of course! Quickly give me a kiss!”

  So, the man kissed the woman’s forehead.

  “How was that?”

  “En, much better, but I suddenly feel a pain in my hand.”

  “Could it be you have caught a cold?”

  “Doesn’t matter! Just kiss it!”

  So the man kissed her hand again.

&n
bsp; “Oh honey, you are so good! There’s not pain in my hands any more, however my neck seems to be a little sore….”

  “….”

  On the side, Durex watched with shock, she couldn’t help but sigh: “Fortunately, she did not have hemorrhoids ah!”

  “Puff!” Finally the President was successfully choked to death. “D, you’re really such a clown.”

  While Durex was still immersed if the female has hemorrhoids, then her boyfriend could encounter an academic problem. On the side she causally replied Light Muller’s words: “Of course! Do you know how my mom used to praise me?”

  “How did she praise you?”

  “She said fortunate favor fools, is blessed with fertility!”

  “Yes indeed blessed with fertility.” Light Muller nodded.

  At this time, Light Muller’s cell phone rang suddenly.

  “Hello?” He pressed on the receive call button.

  Old Yu’s anxious voice came through: “Young master, where are you?”

  Light Muller asked: “What’s the matter?”

  “That….” Old Yu softly said, “Madame has returned…..”

  Looks like the monster(mother)-in-law crises has finally hit Durex. Let’s meet the intelligent Light Anna haha!

  Chapter 44: Mom ahThe high standard of rich and powerful daughter-in-law!

  As the proverb goes: ‘An ugly daughter-in-law will have to face her parents-in-law sooner or later.’ In the end, it was inevitable that Durex had to meet the President’s mother. Therefore, her heart was extremely nervous.

  Before returning home, in Durex’s mind emerged countless images related to mother-in-laws. Tsukasa’s mother’s from《Meteor Garden》to TVB hit drama Ning Li’s mother from 《Wars of In-laws》to the Empress from 《My Fair Princess》all of them are vicious and nitpicking.

  What if the President’s mother is also this type of person, what should she do? Thinking to this point, Durex could not help but raise a hint of worry.

  But when she thought of her and the President’s marriage up until now, which time wasn’t it not subvert the romance? Perhaps the President’s mother will be the same as old madame, taking a special liking to her?

  Besides, she is not bad ah! Although her family background is ordinary, her appearance is ordinary and her chest slightly flat….. but at least she’s blessed with fertility ah!