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The Poetry of Sex

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by Hannah, Sophie


  Trans. Ben Jonson

  The Marriage of Consonant and Vowel

  Adam Horovitz

  i

  After the Wedding

  Dreamt of you again last night,

  your smiling face pushed close to mine;

  caught between mirrors, a squeezebox

  of repeats cluttering the line.

  I thought as we were twitter-pressed

  like sausage meat inside new skins

  how little’s known of what we love

  hate and how compression bins

  our excess dreams and sears off

  the vowels of love; the consonants

  of hurt are all that’s left intact.

  How does a lover thrive? Expanse!

  No questing after jagged and reductive fact

  but after puffball spores and seedlings of romance.

  ii

  The Bride Has Taken the Vwls & Lft th Bldng

  Drmt f y gn lst nt

  yr :) pshd cls 2 mn;

  cght btwn mrrrs, sqzbx

  f rpts clttrng th ln.

  Thght s w wr twttr-prssd

  lke ssg mt nsd nw skns

  hw lttl’s knwn f wht w ♥

  ht & hw cmprssn bns

  r xs drms & srs ff

  th vwls f ♥; th cnsnnts

  f hrt r ll tht’s lft ntct.

  Hw ds lvr thrv? Xpns!

  Nt qstng ftr jggd & rdctv fct

  bt ftr pffbll sprs & sdlngs f rmnc.

  iii

  The Bride in Her Lover’s Bed

  ea o ou aai a i,

  ou ii ae ue oe o ie;

  au eee io a ueeeo

  o eea uei e ie.

  i ou a e ee ie-ee

  ie auae ea iie e i

  o ie o o a e oe

  ae a o oeio i

  ou ee ea a ea o

  e oe o oe e ooa

  o u ae a a e ia.

  o oe a oe ie? Eae!

  o uei ae ae a euie a

  u ae ua oe a eei o oae.

  In Defence of Adultery

  Julia Copus

  We don’t fall in love: it rises through us

  the way that certain music does –

  whether a symphony or ballad –

  and it is sepia-coloured,

  like spilt tea that inches up

  the tiny tube-like gaps inside

  a cube of sugar lying by a cup.

  Yes, love’s like that: just when we least

  needed or expected it

  a part of us dips into it

  by chance or mishap and it seeps

  through our capillaries, it clings

  inside the chambers of the heart.

  We’re victims, we say: mere vessels,

  drinking the vanilla scent

  of this one’s skin, the lustre

  of another’s eyes so skilfully

  darkened with bistre. And whatever

  damage might result we’re not

  to blame for it: love is an autocrat

  and won’t be disobeyed.

  Sometimes we manage

  to convince ourselves of that.

  Office Friendships

  Gavin Ewart

  Eve is madly in love with Hugh

  And Hugh is keen on Jim.

  Charles is in love with very few

  And few are in love with him.

  Myra sits typing notes of love

  With romantic pianist’s fingers.

  Dick turns his eyes to the heavens above

  Where Fran’s divine perfume lingers.

  Nicky is rolling eyes and tits

  And flaunting her wiggly walk.

  Everybody is thrilled to bits

  By Clive’s suggestive talk.

  Sex suppressed will go berserk,

  But it keeps us all alive.

  It’s a wonderful change from wives and work

  And it ends at half past five.

  Her News

  Hugo Williams

  You paused for a moment and I heard you smoking

  on the other end of the line.

  I pictured your expression,

  one eye screwed shut against the smoke

  as you waited for my reaction.

  I was waiting for it myself, a list of my own news

  gone suddenly cold in my hand.

  Supposing my wife found out, what would happen then?

  Would I have to leave her and marry you now?

  Perhaps it wouldn’t be so bad,

  starting again with someone new, finding a new place,

  pretending the best was yet to come.

  It might even be fun,

  playing the family man, walking around in the park

  full of righteous indignation.

  But no, I couldn’t go through all that again,

  not without my own wife being there,

  not without her getting cross about everything.

  Perhaps she wouldn’t mind about the baby,

  then we could buy a house in the country

  and all move in together.

  That sounded like a better idea.

  Now that I’d been caught at last, a wave of relief

  swept over me. I was just considering

  a shed in the garden with a radio and a day bed,

  when I remembered I hadn’t seen you for over a year.

  ‘Congratulations,’ I said. ‘When’s it due?’

  Story of a Hotel Room

  Rosemary Tonks

  Thinking we were safe – insanity!

  We went in to make love. All the same

  Idiots to trust the little hotel bedroom

  Then in the gloom …

  … And who does not know that pair of shutters

  With the awkward hook on them

  All screeching whispers? Very well then, in the gloom

  We set about acquiring one another

  Urgently! But on a temporary basis

  Only as guests – just guests of one another’s senses.

  But idiots to feel so safe you hold back nothing

  Because the bed of cold, electric linen

  Happens to be illicit …

  To make love as well as that is ruinous.

  Londoner, Parisian, someone should have warned us

  That without permanent intentions

  You have absolutely no protection –

  If the act is clean, authentic, sumptuous,

  The concurring deep love of the heart

  Follows the naked work, profoundly moved by it.

  may i feel

  e. e. cummings

  may i feel said he

  (i’ll squeal said she

  just once said he)

  it’s fun said she

  (may i touch said he

  how much said she

  a lot said he)

  why not said she

  (let’s go said he

  not too far said she

  what’s too far said he

  where you are said she)

  may i stay said he

  (which way said she

  like this said he

  if you kiss said she

  may i move said he

  is it love said she)

  if you’re willing said he

  (but you’re killing said she

  but it’s life said he

  but your wife said she

  now said he)

  ow said she

  (tiptop said he

  don’t stop said she

  oh no said he)

  go slow said she

  (cccome? said he

  ummm said she)

  you’re divine! said he

  (you are Mine said she)

  Adultery

  Carol Ann Duffy

  Wear dark glasses in the rain.

  Regard what was unhurt

  as though through a bruise.

  Guilt. A sick, green tint.

  New gloves, money tucked in the palms,

  the handshake crackl
es. Hands

  can do many things. Phone.

  Open the wine. Wash themselves. Now

  you are naked under your clothes all day,

  slim with deceit. Only the once

  brings you alone to your knees,

  miming, more, more, older and sadder,

  creative. Suck a lie with a hole in it

  on the way home from a lethal, thrilling night

  up against a wall, faster. Language

  unpeels a lost cry. You’re a bastard.

  Do it do it do it. Sweet darkness

  in the afternoon; a voice in your ear

  telling you how you are wanted,

  which way, now. A telltale clock

  wiping the hours from its face, your face

  on a white sheet, gasping, radiant, yes.

  Pay for it in cash, fiction, cab-fares back

  to the life which crumbles like a wedding-cake.

  Paranoia for lunch; too much

  to drink, as a hand on your thigh

  tilts the restaurant. You know all about love,

  don’t you. Turn on your beautiful eyes

  for a stranger who’s dynamite in bed, again

  and again; a slow replay in the kitchen

  where the slicing of innocent onions

  scalds you to tears. Then, selfish autobiographical sleep

  in a marital bed, the tarnished spoon of your body

  stirring betrayal, your heart over-ripe at the core.

  You’re an expert, darling; your flowers

  dumb and explicit on nobody’s birthday.

  So write the script – illness and debt,

  a ring thrown away in a garden

  no moon can heal, your own words

  commuting to bile in your mouth, terror –

  and all for the same thing twice. And all

  for the same thing twice. You did it.

  What. Didn’t you. Fuck. Fuck. No. That was

  the wrong verb. This is only an abstract noun.

  The Dark Night of the Sole

  Kit Wright

  ‘My husband’s an odd fish,’ she said.

  A casual remark

  And yet it lingered in my head

  And later, when we went to bed,

  It woke me in the dark.

  My husband’s an odd fish. I lay

  Uneasy. On the ceiling

  Raw lorry lights strobe-lit the grey

  Glimmer of dawn. Sleepless dismay

  Revolved upon the feeling

  Of something wrong in what I’d heard,

  Some deep, unhappy thing,

  Some odder fact her statement blurred.

  And then a prickling horror stirred

  Within me as the wing

  Of madness brushed. I recognized

  The real thing strange to be

  Not dorsal structure (fins disguised)

  Nor travel habits (route revised:

  A Day Return to sea)

  But that he was a fish at all!

  Trembling, I left the bed

  Dressed quickly, tiptoed through the hall,

  Edged past him, gaping from his stall

  Of oval water, fled

  To where I sit and write these lines,

  Sweating. I saw and heard

  Strange things last night. Cold guilt defines

  The moral: learn to read the signs –

  She was an odd, odd bird.

  ‘The expense of spirit in a waste of shame’

  William Shakespeare

  The expense of spirit in a waste of shame

  Is lust in action: and till action, lust

  Is perjur’d, murderous, bloody, full of blame,

  Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;

  Enjoy’d no sooner but despised straight;

  Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,

  Past reason hated, as a swallow’d bait,

  On purpose laid to make the taker mad:

  Mad in pursuit and in possession so;

  Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;

  A bliss in proof, – and prov’d, a very woe;

  Before, a joy propos’d; behind a dream.

  All this the world well knows; yet none knows well

  To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

  Cyber Infidelity

  Jane Holland

  Beautiful lover, still beautiful

  because unseen, as far apart

  as two incalculable griefs

  on either side of a war, cast

  the broken parts of yourself

  over the bridge that separates us –

  no less incomprehensible

  than history back into the void

  where a limp, or squint, halitosis,

  puckered rolls of flesh, a voice

  abrupt as a bedspring, can be shed

  for this dazzling dive naked

  into a fast-as-light vernacular,

  cunnilingus of the internet,

  fellatio of different parts

  of speech – delete, delete, amend –

  while the caches of the fluttering ghosts

  of our other halves, asleep in bed,

  send silent cookies to the heart:

  bedtime now, put out the light.

  To His Lost Lover

  Simon Armitage

  Now they are no longer

  any trouble to each other

  he can turn things over, get down to that list

  of things that never happened, all of the lost

  unfinishable business.

  For instance … for instance,

  how he never clipped and kept her hair, or drew a hairbrush

  through that style of hers, and never knew how not to blush

  at the fall of her name in close company.

  How they never slept like buried cutlery –

  two spoons or forks cupped perfectly together,

  or made the most of some heavy weather –

  walked out into hard rain under sheet lightning,

  or did the gears while the other was driving.

  How he never raised his fingertips

  to stop the segments of her lips

  from breaking the news,

  or tasted the fruit

  or picked for himself the pear of her heart,

  or lifted her hand to where his own heart

  was a small, dark, terrified bird

  in her grip. Where it hurt.

  Or said the right thing,

  or put it in writing.

  And never fled the black mile back to his house

  before midnight, or coaxed another button of her blouse,

  then another,

  or knew her

  favourite colour,

  her taste, her flavour,

  and never ran a bath or held a towel for her,

  or soft-soaped her, or whipped her hair

  into an ice-cream cornet or a beehive

  of lather, or acted out of turn, or misbehaved

  when he might have, or worked a comb

  where no comb had been, or walked back home

  through a black mile hugging a punctured heart,

  where it hurt, where it hurt, or helped her hand

  to his butterfly heart

  in its two blue halves.

  And never almost cried,

  and never once described

  an attack of the heart,

  or under a silk shirt

  nursed in his hand her breast,

  her left, like a tear of flesh

  wept by the heart,

  where it hurts,

  or brushed with his thumb the nut of her nipple,

  or drank intoxicating liquors from her navel.

  Or christened the Pole Star in her name,

  or shielded the mask of her face like a flame,

  a pilot light,

  or stayed the night,

  or steered her back to that house of his,

  or said ‘Don
’t ask me how it is

  I like you.

  I just might do.’

  How he never figured out a fireproof plan,

  or unravelled her hand, as if her hand

  were a solid ball

  of silver foil

  and discovered a lifeline hiding inside it,

  and measured the trace of his own alongside it.

  But said some things and never meant them –

  sweet nothings anybody could have mentioned.

  And left unsaid some things he should have spoken,

  about the heart, where it hurt exactly, and how often.

  Ending

  Gavin Ewart

  The love we thought would never stop

  now cools like a congealing chop.

  The kisses that were hot as curry

  are bird-pecks taken in a hurry.

  The hands that held electric charges

  now lie inert as four moored barges.

  The feet that ran to meet a date

  are running slow and running late.

  The eyes that shone and seldom shut

  are victims of a power cut.

  The parts that then transmitted joy

  are now reserved and cold and coy.

  Romance, expected once to stay,

  has left a note saying GONE AWAY.

  Rubbish at Adultery

 

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