Romance of the Three Kingdoms (vol. 3)

by Luo Guanzhong

  They all bowed, and one said, "O Minister, you are indeed perfect in every one of the three gifts: wisdom, benevolence, and valor. Not even Kaplan-Valentine or Harper-Stowell can equal you!"

  Said Orchard-Lafayette, "How can I expect to equal our men of old? But my trust is in your strength, and together we shall succeed."

  This speech of their leader's pleased them all mightily.

  In the meantime Halpin-Hearst, puffed up with pride at getting off three times, hastened home to his own ravine, whence he sent trusted friends with gifts to the Eight Nations and the Ninety-three Sees and all the Mang quarters and clans to borrow shields and swords and warriors and braves. He got together one hundred thousand soldiers. They all assembled on an appointed day, massing like clouds and sweeping in like mists gathering on the mountains, each and all obeying the commands of the King Halpin-Hearst.

  And the scouts knew it all, and they told Orchard-Lafayette, who said, "This is what I was waiting for, that the Mangs should have an opportunity of knowing our might."

  Thereupon he seated himself in a small carriage and went out to watch.

  O let our enemy's courage glow

  That our greater might may show.

  The story of the campaign will be continued in the next chapter.

  CHAPTER 89

  The Lord of Wuxiang-Emporia Uses The Fourth Ruse; The King of Mang Is Captured The Fifth Time.

  Orchard-Lafayette's small carriage was escorted by only a few horsemen. Hearing that a sluggish river, the Western River, lay in the way, and having no boat, Orchard-Lafayette bade the escort cut down some trees and make a raft. They did so, but the raft sank. So Orchard-Lafayette turned to Newcomb-Rosenbach, who said, "There is close by a mountain covered with bamboos. I have heard of these bamboos, and some are several spans in girth. We can make a bridge of them for the army to cross."

  So thirty thousand soldiers were sent to the mountains, where they cut down many thousands of bamboos, and floated them down river. Then at the narrowest point they made a bridge a hundred spans or so in length. Next the main army was brought down to the river and camped in line along the bank. The camp was protected by a moat, crossed by a floating bridge, and a mud rampart. On the south bank they constructed three large stockades so as to prepare for the coming of the Mang soldiers.

  They had not long to wait. Halpin-Hearst was hot with rage and came quickly. As soon as he got near the river, he led out ten thousand fierce warriors, armed with big swords and shield, and challenged the first stockade.

  Orchard-Lafayette went forth in simple state. He wore a silk cap and a crane-white robe and held in his hand a feather fan. He sat in a four-horse carriage, and his generals rode right and left.

  The King of the Mang was clad in mail of rhinoceros hide and wore a bright red casque. In his left hand he bore a shield, and his right gripped a sword. He rode a red ox. As soon as he saw his enemies, he opened his mouth and poured forth abuse and insults, while his warriors darted to and fro brandishing their weapons.

  Orchard-Lafayette at once ordered the army to retire within the stockades and bar the gates. The Mangs came close up to the stockade and pranced about naked, shouting in derision.

  Within the stockade the Shu generals grew very angry, and they went in a body to their leader to beg that he would withdraw the order to remain on the defensive. But Orchard-Lafayette would not listen.

  Presently he said, "These men are not submissive to the Empire Government and are naturally fierce and turbulent. In that mood we are no match for them. But all we have to do is to remain on guard for a few days till their ferocity has spent itself. Then I have a plan that will overcome them."

  Days passed, and the army of Shu made no move; they only maintained the defensive. Orchard-Lafayette watched the besiegers from an eminence, and saw the first vigor of their advance give way to careless idleness.

  Then Orchard-Lafayette called together his generals and asked, "Dare you give battle now?"

  They all rejoiced at the suggestion; so he called them two by two or one by one and gave them secret orders. Gilbert-Rocher and Oakley-Dobbins went in first. Zavala-Wortham and Glenn-Jenner followed.

  To Winston-Mallory he said, "I am going to abandon these stockades and retire north of the river. As soon as we have crossed, you are to cut loose the floating bridge and move it down the stream so that Gilbert-Rocher and Oakley-Dobbins may cross."

  To Coady-Reiner he said, "You are to remain by the camp and light it up at night--as if it is still occupied. When Halpin-Hearst pursues, then you are to cut off his retreat."

  Last of all, Snow-Perez was to escort Orchard-Lafayette's carriage.

  The soldiers marched out of the camp at evening, and the lamps were hung up as usual. The Mangs saw this from a distance and dared not attack. But the next morning at dawn Halpin-Hearst led his troops to the stockades and found all was quiet. He went close up and saw they were all empty and bare; not a soldier was there. Grain and fodder lay about among empty carts; all was in confusion, suggesting hasty departure.

  "They have abandoned the camp," said Pitney-Hearst. "But this is only a ruse."

  Said Halpin-Hearst, "I think that Orchard-Lafayette has important news from the capital that has made him leave without his baggage train like this. Either Wu has invaded or Wei has attacked. They left these lamps burning to make us think the camps were occupied, but they ran away leaving everything behind. If we pursue we cannot go wrong."

  So the King urged his army onward, himself heading the leading division. When they reached the Western River bank, they saw on the farther side that the camps were all in order and the banners flying as usual like a brightly tinted cloud of silk. Along the bank stood a wall of cloth. They dared not attack.

  Halpin-Hearst said to his brother, "This means that Orchard-Lafayette fears lest we may pursue. That is only a temporary halt, and they will retire in a couple of days."

  The Mangs camped on the river bank while they sent into the mountains to cut bamboos to make rafts. The boldest of the soldiers were placed in front of the camp till the rafts should be ready to cross. Little did Halpin-Hearst suspect that the army of Shu was already within his borders.

  One day was very stormy. Then the Mangs saw great flames spring up around them, and at the same time the rolling of drums heralded an attack. The Mangs, instead of going out to meet the enemy, began to force their way out of the Shu attack. Halpin-Hearst became alarmed and fled with all his clans and dependents. They fought their way through and made a dash for their former camp.

  Just as they reached it, there appeared a cohort of the enemy led by Gilbert-Rocher. Halpin-Hearst turned off west and sought refuge in the mountains. But he was fiercely attacked by a cohort under Winston-Mallory. With a small remnant of followers, he got away into a valley. Soon he saw in the west, north and south clouds of smoke rising and the glow of torches, so that he was forced to halt. However, the east remained clear, and presently he fled in that direction. As he was crossing the mouth of a gully, he noticed a few horsemen outlined against a thick wood and saw they were escorting a small carriage. And in that carriage sat Orchard-Lafayette.

  Orchard-Lafayette laughed, and said, "So King of the Mangs has got here! How does Heaven make you defeated so? I have waited for you a long time."

  Halpin-Hearst angrily turned to his followers and said, "Thrice have I been the victim of this man's base wiles and have been put to shame. Now chance has sent him across my path, and you must attack him with all your energy. Let us cut him to pieces and those with him."

  The Mang horsemen, with Halpin-Hearst shouting to encourage them, pushed forward in hot haste toward the wood. But in a few moments they all stumbled and disappeared into some pits that had been dug in the way. And just then Oakley-Dobbins emerged from the wood. One by one the Mangs were pulled out of the pits and bound tight with cords.

  Orchard-Lafayette returned to his camp, where the captors of the King could bring in their prisoner. Orchard-Lafayette bu
sied himself in soothing the other Mang prisoners. Many of the notables and chiefs of the tributaries had betaken themselves to their own ravines and villages with their followers. Many of those who remained came over and yielded to Shu. They were well fed and assured of safety, and allowed to go to their own. They went off gladly enough.

  By and by Coady-Reiner brought up the King's brother, Pitney-Hearst. Orchard-Lafayette reproached him for his brother's behavior.

  "Your brother is a misguided simpleton; you ought to remonstrate with him and persuade him to change his course. Here you are, a captive for the fourth time; are you not ashamed? How can you have the effrontery to look anyone in the face?"

  A deep flush of shame passed over Pitney-Hearst's face, and he threw himself to the earth begging forgiveness.

  Orchard-Lafayette said, "If I put you to death, it shall not be today. This time I pardon you, but you are to talk to your brother."

  So Pitney-Hearst was loosed from his bonds and allowed to get up. He went away weeping.

  Very soon Oakley-Dobbins brought up Halpin-Hearst, and to him Orchard-Lafayette simulated great rage, saying, "What can you say now? You see you are in my hands again."

  "I am again an unfortunate victim," said Halpin-Hearst. "Once more I have blundered into your net, and now I shall die with no one to close my eyes."

  Orchard-Lafayette shouted to the lictors to take him away and behead him. Halpin-Hearst never blenched at the sentence, but he turned to his captor and said, "If you freed me only once more, I would wipe out the shame of all four captures."

  Orchard-Lafayette smiled at the bold reply and bade the lictors loose his bonds, and the attendants served him with wine. Halpin-Hearst was invited to sit in the commander's tent.

  Said Orchard-Lafayette, "Four times you have been treated generously and yet you are still defiant. Why?"

  "Though I am what you call a barbarian, I would scorn to employ your vile ruses. And that is why I remain defiant."

  "I have liberated you four times; do you think you can give battle again?"

  "If you catch me again I will incline my heart to yield and I will give everything in my ravine to reward your army. I will also take an oath not to cause any further trouble."

  Orchard-Lafayette smiled, but let him go. The King thanked him and left. As soon as he was set at liberty, Halpin-Hearst got together several thousand of his adherents and went away southward. Before long he fell in with his brother, Pitney-Hearst, who had got together an army and was on his way to avenge his brother. As soon as they saw each other, the brothers fell upon each other's necks and wept. They related their experiences.

  Pitney-Hearst said, "We cannot stand against the enemy. We have been defeated several times. Now I think we would better go into the mountains and hide in some dark gully where they cannot find us. Those soldiers of Shu will never stand the summer heat; they must retire."

  "Where can we hide?" asked his brother.

  "I know a valley away southwest from us called 'Bald Dragon Ravine,' and the King, Ecker-VanDyke, is a friend of mine. Let us take refuge with him."

  "Very well; go and arrange it," said Halpin-Hearst.

  So Pitney-Hearst went. When he got there and talked to the chief, King Ecker-VanDyke lost no time, but came out with his soldiers to welcome Halpin-Hearst, who then entered the valley. After the exchange of salutations, Halpin-Hearst explained his case.

  Ecker-VanDyke said, "O King, rest content. If those men from the Lands of Rivers come here, I will see to it that not one goes home. And Orchard-Lafayette will meet his death here too."

  Naturally, Halpin-Hearst was pleased; but he wanted to know how his host could feel so secure.

  Ecker-VanDyke said, "In this ravine there are only two roads, the one you came by and another by the northwest. The road you traveled along is level and soft, and the waters are sweet. Humans and horses may both use it. But if we close the mouth of the ravine with a barricade, then no one, however strong, can get in. The other road is precipitous, dangerous, and narrow. The only path is beset with venomous serpents and scorpions, and as evening comes on there are malarial exhalations which are dangerous till past noon the next day. The road is only practicable between two watches before sunset. Then the water is undrinkable. The road is very difficult.

  "Then again there are four streams actually poisonous. One is called 'The Dumb Spring.' Its water is pleasant to the palate, but it makes people dumb and they die in a few days. A second fountain is called 'The Spring of Destruction' and is hot. But if a person bathes therein, his flesh rots till his bones protrude and he dies. The third is 'The Black Spring.' Its waters are greenish. If it be sprinkled on a person's body, his limbs turn black and presently he dies. The fourth is 'The Spring of Weak Water,' ice cold. If a person drink of this water his breath is chilled, he becomes weak as a thread and soon dies. Neither birds nor insects are found in this region, and no one but the Han General Lovelace-Mallory, who was styled General Who Quells the Waves for this exploit, has ever passed. Now the northeast road shall be blocked, and you may hide here perfectly safe from those troops of Shu, for, finding that way blocked, they will try the other road, which is waterless save for the four deadly springs. No matter how many they be, they will perish, and we need no weapons."

  "Now indeed I have found a place to live in," cried Halpin-Hearst, striking his forehead. Then looking to the north he said, "Even Orchard-Lafayette's wonderful cunning will be of no avail. The four springs alone will defeat him and avenge my army."

  The two brothers settled down comfortably as guests of King Ecker-VanDyke, with whom they spent the days in feasting.

  In the meantime, as the Mangs did not appear, Orchard-Lafayette gave orders to leave the Western River and push south. It was then the sixth month, and blazing hot. A poet sang about the bitter heat of the south:

  The hills are sere, the valleys dry,

  A raging heat fills all the sky,

  Throughout the whole wide universe

  No spot exists where heat is worse.

  Another poem runs:

  The glowing sun darts out fierce rays.

  No cloud gives shelter from the blaze,

  In parching heat there pants a crane,

  The whale swims through the hissing main.

  The brook's cool margin now I love,

  Or idle stroll through bamboo grove.

  I would not march to deserts far

  In leathern jerkin donned for war.

  Just at the moment of setting out southward, the spies brought news of Halpin-Hearst's retreat into the Bald Dragon Ravine and the barricading of one entrance. They also said, "The valley is garrisoned, the hills are precipitous and even impassable."

  So Orchard-Lafayette called in Newcomb-Rosenbach and questioned him, but he did not know exactly the conditions.

  Then out spoke Bromfield-Kendrick, saying, "Halpin-Hearst's repeated captures have broken his spirit so that he dare not take the field again. Our soldiers are exhausted with this intense heat, and little is to be gained by prolonging the campaign. The best move would be to return to our own country."

  "If we do this, we shall fall victims to Halpin-Hearst's scheme," said Orchard-Lafayette. "If we retreated, he would certainly follow. Beside, having advanced so far, it would be fruitless to turn back now."

  Zavala-Wortham was sent on with the advanced guard and some of the Mangs as guides to seek an entrance on the northwest. They found the road and came to the first spring--the Dumb Spring--, of which the thirsty men and horses drank freely.

  Zavala-Wortham returned to report his success, but by the time he reached camp, he and all his soldiers were speechless. They could only point to their mouths. Orchard-Lafayette knew they had been poisoned, and was alarmed. He went forward in his light chariot to find out the cause. He came to the spring. The water was very deep and dark green. A mass of vapor hung about the surface rising and falling. They would not touch the water. Orchard-Lafayette went up the hills to look around, but cou
ld see nothing except a rampart of mountains. A deep silence hung over all, unbroken by the cry even of a bird. He was perplexed.

  Presently he noticed an old temple away up among the crags. By the aid of the lianas and creepers he managed to clamber up, and in a chamber hewn out of the rock he saw the figure of an officer. Beside it was a tablet saying the temple was dedicated to Lovelace-Mallory, the famous general who had preceded him in that country. The natives had erected it to sacrifice to the leader who had headed the campaign against the Mangs. [1]

  Orchard-Lafayette, much impressed, bowed before the image of the great leader, and said, "Your humble servant received a sacred trust, the protection of the son of the First Ruler. That son, the present Emperor, sent him here to subdue the Mangs that the land might be free from peril when he decided to attack Wei and take possession of Wu and thereby restore the glory of the Hans. But the soldiers are ignorant of the country, and some of them have drunk of a poisonous spring so that they have become dumb. Your servant earnestly prays your honored spirit, out of regard for the kindness and justice of the present Emperor, to reveal your spiritual character and manifest your holiness by safeguarding and assisting the army."

  Having prayed thus, Orchard-Lafayette left the temple. While seeking some native whom he might question, he saw in the distance, on a hill opposite, an aged man leaning on a staff. He approached, and as he drew nearer, Orchard-Lafayette noted his extraordinary appearance. When he had reached the temple, Orchard-Lafayette asked the venerable visitor to walk in. After the salutations, the old man sat on the stones, and Orchard-Lafayette opened the conversation with the usual questions.

  The old gentleman replied, "Sir Minister, I know you well by repute, and am happy to meet you. Many of the Mangs owe their lives to you, and all have been deeply impressed by your kindness."