Murder Is Announced

by Agatha Christie

  “The cakes,” Miss Bunner said in a conspiratorial whisper, “are really quite good here.”

  “I was so interested in that very pretty girl I met as we were coming away from Miss Blacklock’s the other day,” said Miss Marple. “I think she said she does gardening. Or is she on the land? Hynes—was that her name?”

  “Oh, yes, Phillipa Haymes. Our ‘Lodger,’ as we call her.” Miss Bunner laughed at her own humour. “Such a nice quiet girl. A lady, if you know what I mean.”

  “I wonder now. I knew a Colonel Haymes—in the Indian cavalry. Her father perhaps?”

  “She’s Mrs. Haymes. A widow. Her husband was killed in Sicily or Italy. Of course, it might be his father.”

  “I wondered, perhaps, if there might be a little romance on the way?” Miss Marple suggested roguishly. “With that tall young man?”

  “With Patrick, do you mean? Oh, I don’t—”

  “No, I meant a young man with spectacles. I’ve seen him about.”

  “Oh, of course, Edmund Swettenham. Sh! That’s his mother, Mrs. Swettenham, over in the corner. I don’t know, I’m sure. You think he admires her? He’s such an odd young man—says the most disturbing things sometimes. He’s supposed to be clever, you know,” said Miss Bunner with frank disapproval.

  “Cleverness isn’t everything,” said Miss Marple, shaking her head. “Ah, here is our coffee.”

  The sulky girl deposited it with a clatter. Miss Marple and Miss Bunner pressed cakes on each other.

  “I was so interested to hear you were at school with Miss Blacklock. Yours is indeed an old friendship.”

  “Yes, indeed.” Miss Bunner sighed. “Very few people would be as loyal to their old friends as dear Miss Blacklock is. Oh, dear, those days seem a long time ago. Such a pretty girl and enjoyed life so much. It all seemed so sad.”

  Miss Marple, though with no idea of what had seemed so sad, sighed and shook her head.

  “Life is indeed hard,” she murmured.

  “And sad affliction bravely borne,” murmured Miss Bunner, her eyes suffusing with tears. “I always think of that verse. True patience; true resignation. Such courage and patience ought to be rewarded, that is what I say. What I feel is that nothing is too good for dear Miss Blacklock, and whatever good things come to her, she truly deserves them.”

  “Money,” said Miss Marple, “can do a lot to ease one’s path in life.”

  She felt herself safe in this observation since she judged that it must be Miss Blacklock’s prospects of future affluence to which her friend referred.

  The remark, however, started Miss Bunner on another train of thought.

  “Money!” she exclaimed with bitterness. “I don’t believe, you know, that until one has really experienced it, one can know what money, or rather the lack of it, means.”

  Miss Marple nodded her white head sympathetically.

  Miss Bunner went on rapidly, working herself up, and speaking with a flushed face:

  “I’ve heard people say so often ‘I’d rather have flowers on the table than a meal without them.’ But how many meals have those people ever missed? They don’t know what it is—nobody knows who hasn’t been through it—to be really hungry. Bread, you know, and a jar of meat paste, and a scrape of margarine. Day after day, and how one longs for a good plate of meat and two vegetables. And the shabbiness. Darning one’s clothes and hoping it won’t show. And applying for jobs and always being told you’re too old. And then perhaps getting a job and after all one isn’t strong enough. One faints. And you’re back again. It’s the rent—always the rent—that’s got to be paid—otherwise you’re out in the street. And in these days it leaves so little over. One’s old age pension doesn’t go far—indeed it doesn’t.”

  “I know,” said Miss Marple gently. She looked with compassion at Miss Bunner’s twitching face.

  “I wrote to Letty. I just happened to see her name in the paper. It was a luncheon in aid of Milchester Hospital. There it was in black and white, Miss Letitia Blacklock. It brought the past back to me. I hadn’t heard of her for years and years. She’d been secretary, you know, to that very rich man, Goedler. She was always a clever girl—the kind that gets on in the world. Not so much looks—as character. I thought—well, I thought—perhaps she’ll remember me—and she’s one of the people I could ask for a little help. I mean someone you’ve known as a girl—been at school with—well, they do know about you—they know you’re not just a—begging letter-writer—”

  Tears came into Dora Bunner’s eyes.

  “And then Lotty came and took me away—said she needed someone to help her. Of course, I was very surprised—very surprised—but then newspapers do get things wrong. How kind she was—and how sympathetic. And remembering all the old days so well … I’d do anything for her—I really would. And I try very hard, but I’m afraid sometimes I muddle things—my head’s not what it was. I make mistakes. And I forget and say foolish things. She’s very patient. What’s so nice about her is that she always pretends that I am useful to her. That’s real kindness, isn’t it?”

  Miss Marple said gently: “Yes, that’s real kindness.”

  “I used to worry, you know, even after I came to Little Paddocks—about what would become of me if—if anything were to happen to Miss Blacklock. After all, there are so many accidents—these motors dashing about—one never knows, does one? But naturally I never said anything—but she must have guessed. Suddenly, one day she told me that she’d left me a small annuity in her will—and—what I value far more—all her beautiful furniture. I was quite overcome … But she said nobody else would value it as I should—and that is quite true—I can’t bear to see some lovely piece of china smashed—or wet glasses put down on a table and leaving a mark. I do really look after her things. Some people—some people especially, are so terribly careless—and sometimes worse than careless!

  “I’m not really as stupid as I look,” Miss Bunner continued with simplicity. “I can see, you know, when Letty’s being imposed upon. Some people—I won’t name names—but they take advantage. Dear Miss Blacklock is, perhaps, just a shade too trusting.”

  Miss Marple shook her head.

  “That’s a mistake.”

  “Yes, it is. You and I, Miss Marple, know the world. Dear Miss Blacklock—” She shook her head.

  Miss Marple thought that as the secretary of a big financier Miss Blacklock might be presumed to know the world too. But probably what Dora Bunner meant was that Letty Blacklock had always been comfortably off, and that the comfortably off do not know the deeper abysses of human nature.

  “That Patrick!” said Miss Bunner with a suddenness and an asperity that made Miss Marple jump. “Twice, at least, to my knowledge, he’s got money out of her. Pretending he’s hard up. Run into debt. All that sort of thing. She’s far too generous. All she said to me when I remonstrated with her was: ‘The boy’s young, Dora. Youth is the time to have your fling.’”

  “Well, that’s true enough,” said Miss Marple. “Such a handsome young man, too.”

  “Handsome is as handsome does,” said Dora Bunner. “Much too fond of poking fun at people. And a lot of going on with girls, I expect. I’m just a figure of fun to him—that’s all. He doesn’t seem to realize that people have their feelings.”

  “Young people are rather careless that way,” said Miss Marple.

  Miss Bunner leaned forward suddenly with a mysterious air.

  “You won’t breathe a word, will you, my dear?” she demanded. “But I can’t help feeling that he was mixed up in this dreadful business. I think he knew that young man—else Julia did. I daren’t hint at such a thing to dear Miss Blacklock—at least I did, and she just snapped my head off. And, of course, it’s awkward—because he’s her nephew—or at any rate her cousin—and if the Swiss young man shot himself Patrick might be held morally responsible, mightn’t he? If he’d put him up to it, I mean. I’m really terribly confused about the whole thing. Everyone making such a fuss about
that other door into the drawing room. That’s another thing that worries me—the detective saying it had been oiled. Because you see, I saw—”

  She came to an abrupt stop.

  Miss Marple paused to select a phrase.

  “Most difficult for you,” she said sympathetically. “Naturally you wouldn’t want anything to get round to the police.”

  “That’s just it,” Dora Bunner cried. “I lie awake at nights and worry—because, you see, I came upon Patrick in the shrubbery the other day. I was looking for eggs—one hen lays out—and there he was holding a feather and a cup—an oily cup. And he jumped most guiltily when he saw me and he said: ‘I was just wondering what this was doing here.’ Well, of course, he’s a quick thinker. I should say he thought that up quickly when I startled him. And how did he come to find a thing like that in the shrubbery unless he was looking for it, knowing perfectly well it was there? Of course, I didn’t say anything.”

  “No, no, of course not.”

  “But I gave him a look, if you know what I mean.”

  Dora Bunner stretched out her hand and bit abstractedly into a lurid salmon-coloured cake.

  “And then another day I happened to overhear him having a very curious conversation with Julia. They seemed to be having a kind of quarrel. He was saying: ‘If I thought you had anything to do with a thing like that!’ and Julia (she’s always so calm, you know) said: ‘Well, little brother, what would you do about it?’ And then, most unfortunately, I trod on that board that always squeaks, and they saw me. So I said, quite gaily: ‘You two having a quarrel?’ and Patrick said, ‘I’m warning Julia not to go in for these black-market deals.’ Oh, it was all very slick, but I don’t believe they were talking about anything of the sort! And if you ask me, I believe Patrick had tampered with that lamp in the drawing room—to make the lights go out, because I remember distinctly that it was the shepherdess—not the shepherd. And the next day—”

  She stopped and her face grew pink. Miss Marple turned her head to see Miss Blacklock standing behind them—she must just have come in.

  “Coffee and gossip, Bunny?” said Miss Blacklock, with quite a shade of reproach in her voice. “Good morning, Miss Marple. Cold, isn’t it?”

  The doors flew open with a clang and Bunch Harmon came into the Bluebird with a rush.

  “Hallo,” she said, “am I too late for coffee?”

  “No, dear,” said Miss Marple. “Sit down and have a cup.”

  “We must get home,” said Miss Blacklock. “Done your shopping, Bunny?”

  Her tone was indulgent once more, but her eyes still held a slight reproach.

  “Yes—yes, thank you, Letty. I must just pop into the chemists in passing and get some aspirin and some cornplasters.”

  As the doors of the Bluebird swung to behind them, Bunch asked:

  “What were you talking about?”

  Miss Marple did not reply at once. She waited whilst Bunch gave the order, then she said:

  “Family solidarity is a very strong thing. Very strong. Do you remember some famous case—I really can’t remember what it was. They said the husband poisoned his wife. In a glass of wine. Then, at the trial, the daughter said she’d drunk half her mother’s glass—so that knocked the case against her father to pieces. They do say—but that may be just rumour—that she never spoke to her father or lived with him again. Of course, a father is one thing—and a nephew or a distant cousin is another. But still there it is—no one wants a member of their own family hanged, do they?”

  “No,” said Bunch, considering. “I shouldn’t think they would.”

  Miss Marple leaned back in her chair. She murmured under her breath, “People are really very alike, everywhere.”

  “Who am I like?”

  “Well, really, dear, you are very much like yourself. I don’t know that you remind me of anyone in particular. Except perhaps—”

  “Here it comes,” said Bunch.

  “I was just thinking of a parlourmaid of mine, dear.”

  “A parlourmaid? I should make a terrible parlourmaid.”

  “Yes, dear, so did she. She was no good at all at waiting at table. Put everything on the table crooked, mixed up the kitchen knives with the dining room ones, and her cap (this was a long time ago, dear) her cap was never straight.”

  Bunch adjusted her hat automatically.

  “Anything else?” she demanded anxiously.

  “I kept her because she was so pleasant to have about the house—and because she used to make me laugh. I liked the way she said things straight out. Came to me one day, ‘Of course, I don’t know, ma’am,’ she says, ‘but Florrie, the way she sits down, it’s just like a married woman.’ And sure enough poor Florrie was in trouble—the gentlemanly assistant at the hairdresser’s. Fortunately it was in good time, and I was able to have a little talk with him, and they had a very nice wedding and settled down quite happily. She was a good girl, Florrie, but inclined to be taken in by a gentlemanly appearance.”

  “She didn’t do a murder, did she?” asked Bunch. “The parlourmaid, I mean.”

  “No, indeed,” said Miss Marple. “She married a Baptist Minister and they had a family of five.”

  “Just like me,” said Bunch. “Though I’ve only got as far as Edward and Susan up to date.”

  She added, after a minute or two:

  “Who are you thinking about now, Aunt Jane?”

  “Quite a lot of people, dear, quite a lot of people,” said Miss Marple, vaguely.

  “In St. Mary Mead?”

  “Mostly … I was really thinking about Nurse Ellerton—really an excellent kindly woman. Took care of an old lady, seemed really fond of her. Then the old lady died. And another came and she died. Morphia. It all came out. Done in the kindest way, and the shocking thing was that the woman herself really couldn’t see that she’d done anything wrong. They hadn’t long to live in any case, she said, and one of them had cancer and quite a lot of pain.”

  “You mean—it was a mercy killing?”

  “No, no. They signed their money away to her. She liked money, you know….

  “And then there was that young man on the liner—Mrs. Pusey at the paper shop, her nephew. Brought home stuff he’d stolen and got her to dispose of it. Said it was things that he’d bought abroad. She was quite taken in. And then when the police came round and started asking questions, he tried to bash her on the head, so that she shouldn’t be able to give him away … Not a nice young man—but very good-looking. Had two girls in love with him. He spent a lot of money on one of them.”

  “The nastiest one, I suppose,” said Bunch.

  “Yes, dear. And there was Mrs. Cray at the wool shop. Devoted to her son, spoilt him, of course. He got in with a very queer lot. Do you remember Joan Croft, Bunch?”

  “N-no, I don’t think so.”

  “I thought you might have seen her when you were with me on a visit. Used to stalk about smoking a cigar or a pipe. We had a Bank hold-up once, and Joan Croft was in the Bank at the time. She knocked the man down and took his revolver away from him. She was congratulated on her courage by the Bench.”

  Bunch listened attentively. She seemed to be learning by heart.

  “And—?” she prompted.

  “That girl at St. Jean des Collines that summer. Such a quiet girl—not so much quiet as silent. Everybody liked her, but they never got to know her much better … We heard afterwards that her husband was a forger. It made her feel cut off from people. It made her, in the end, a little queer. Brooding does, you know.”

  “Any Anglo-Indian Colonels in your reminiscences, darling?”

  “Naturally, dear. There was Major Vaughan at The Larches and Colonel Wright at Simla Lodge. Nothing wrong with either of them. But I do remember Mr. Hodgson, the Bank Manager, went on a cruise and married a woman young enough to be his daughter. No idea of where she came from—except what she told him of course.”

  “And that wasn’t true?”

  “No, de
ar, it definitely wasn’t.”

  “Not bad,” said Bunch, nodding, and ticking people off on her fingers. “We’ve had devoted Dora, and handsome Patrick, and Mrs. Swettenham and Edmund, and Phillipa Haymes, and Colonel Easterbrook and Mrs. Easterbrook—and if you ask me, I should say you’re absolutely right about her. But there wouldn’t be any reason for her murdering Letty Blacklock.”

  “Miss Blacklock, of course, might know something about her that she didn’t want known.”

  “Oh, darling, that old Tanqueray stuff? Surely that’s dead as the hills.”

  “It might not be. You see, Bunch, you are not the kind that minds much about what people think of you.”

  “I see what you mean,” said Bunch suddenly. “If you’d been up against it, and then, rather like a shivering stray cat, you’d found a home and cream and a warm stroking hand and you were called Pretty Pussy and somebody thought the world of you … You’d do a lot to keep that … Well, I must say, you’ve presented me with a very complete gallery of people.”

  “You didn’t get them all right, you know,” said Miss Marple, mildly.

  “Didn’t I? Where did I slip up? Julia? Julia, pretty Julia is peculiar.”

  “Three and sixpence,” said the sulky waitress, materialising out of the gloom.

  “And,” she added, her bosom heaving beneath the bluebirds, “I’d like to know, Mrs. Harmon, why you call me peculiar. I had an Aunt who joined the Peculiar People, but I’ve always been good Church of England myself, as the late Rev. Hopkinson can tell you.”

  “I’m terribly sorry,” said Bunch. “I was just quoting a song. I didn’t mean you at all. I didn’t know your name was Julia.”

  “Quite a coincidence,” said the sulky waitress, cheering up. “No offence, I’m sure, but hearing my name, as I thought—well, naturally if you think someone’s talking about you, it’s only human nature to listen. Thank you.”

  She departed with her tip.

  “Aunt Jane,” said Bunch, “don’t look so upset. What is it?”

  “But surely,” murmured Miss Marple. “That couldn’t be so. There’s no reason—”