Blogger Bundle Volume VIII: SBTB's Harlequins That Hooked You

by Jennifer Crusie

  “He’s not going to,” Joe said. “I have no intention of dying.” It was a fact. His quiet statement combined with the certainty in his eyes and on his face convinced Veronica that it was, indeed, a fact. He looked hard and invincible, and quite possibly immortal.

  But he wasn’t immortal. He was human. He was flesh and blood, and starting tomorrow morning, he was going to be a target. When he stepped out the hotel door dressed as Prince Tedric, there could be an assassin’s gun trained on him.

  By tomorrow at this time, Joe could very well have been shot. He could be seriously injured. Or worse. He could be dead.

  Permanently dead.

  Joe might be able to disregard the danger, but Veronica couldn’t. He was going to be out in public with a security team that wasn’t up to par. Sure, the odds were better now that the three SEALs from the Alpha Squad had joined FInCOM’s team, but there were no guarantees.

  Veronica was going to be safely tucked away in some surveillance vehicle where, if the terrorists did get through the security force, she’d have a front-row seat to watch Joe die.

  He was sitting there watching her, and she was struck by his casual bravery, his unassuming heroism. He was doing this for Admiral Forrest, for the admiral’s dead son, and for all of the other U.S. sailors who’d been killed at Diosdado’s hands. And for all the people, sailors and civilians, who would be hurt or killed by the terrorists if they were not stopped here and now.

  Yes, there was a chance that he might die. But in Joe’s eyes, it was obviously a risk worth taking if it meant they’d catch these killers. But what a tremendous risk, an incredible sacrifice. He’d be risking his life, his precious, irreplaceable life. It was the most he could possibly give. And to Joe, it was also the least he could do.

  “Has anyone bothered to thank you for what you’re doing?” Veronica asked, her throat feeling unnaturally tight as she gazed into Joe’s eyes.

  He shrugged, a loose casual move, echoed in his easygoing smile. “If it all works out, I’ll probably get the Ustanzian Medal of Honor.” He glanced down at the rows of Prince Tedric’s medals on his chest and made a face. “Considering Ted’s got four, I’m not sure I want one,” he added. “Even if I can talk ’em out of giving me one, there’ll be some kind of ceremony, and I’ll have to smile for the cameras and shake Ted’s sweaty hand.”

  “And if it doesn’t work out…?” Her voice trembled.

  He shrugged and his smile became a grin. “Then I won’t have to shake Ted’s hand, right?”

  “Joe.”

  He stood up. “Ronnie,” he said, mimicking her intensity. “Lighten up, all right?”

  But she couldn’t. How could she lighten up when tomorrow he might very well be dead? Veronica glanced around the room, aware once again that they were alone. They were alone, and she might never have another chance to hold him in her arms.

  Despite her resolve to stay away from Joe, Veronica stepped toward him, closing the gap between them, slipping her arms around his waist and holding him tightly, resting her head against his shoulder.

  He was shocked. She’d seen the surprise in his eyes. She still felt it in the stiffness and tension in his entire body. Never in a million years had he expected her to put her arms around him.

  As she started to pull back, she lifted her head and she could see a vulnerability deep in his eyes, a flash of almost childlike wonder. But it was gone so quickly, she was left wondering if she hadn’t imagined it.

  He almost didn’t react. Almost didn’t. But before she pulled away, he encircled her with his arms, holding her gently but quite firmly in place. He sighed very softly as he allowed his body to relax against hers.

  Joe couldn’t make himself release her. Veronica was in his arms, and he was damned if he was going to let her go. She fit next to him so perfectly, they might have been made for each other. She was soft in all the right places, and firm in all the others. Holding her like this was heaven.

  Veronica stared up at him, her ocean blue eyes wide.

  There were few things he wanted right this moment as much as he wanted to kiss her. He wanted to plunder her soft, sweet mouth with his tongue. To kiss her deeply, savagely, until she clung to him, dizzy from desire. He wanted to sweep her into his arms and carry her into the bedroom, where he’d undress her with his teeth and kiss every inch of her smooth, supple body before driving himself into her sweet, welcoming warmth.

  He felt nearly delirious just thinking about it—the sheer bliss. And it would start with one small kiss…

  He slowly lowered his head to kiss her.

  Veronica gazed up into his eyes, transfixed, lips slightly parted.

  He was a fraction of a second from paradise, and…she turned her head.

  Joe’s mouth landed on her cheek as she quickly pulled free of his arms.

  Frustration made every muscle in his body tighten. Damn it. What had just happened here? Hell, she’d made the first move. She was the one who’d put her arms around him. And then…

  “Veronica,” he said, reaching for her.

  But she stepped away from him, out of reach, as the door opened and the FInCOM agents and SEALs came back inside.

  “I gotta run, Cat,” Admiral Forrest called out, waving briefly through the open door. “We’ll talk tomorrow. Be good.”

  “Well,” Veronica said, her voice intentionally light as she collected her briefcase. “I’ll see you in the morning, Lieutenant.”

  That was it? She was going to not kiss him and then just walk away?

  She wouldn’t meet his eyes as she made a beeline for the door, and short of running after her and tackling her, there was little that Joe could do to stop her.

  “Thanks again,” Veronica added, and she was out the door.

  “Walk her to her room,” Joe ordered West, suddenly afraid for her, walking alone in the hotel corridor, even the short distance to her own room.

  The man nodded and followed Veronica, closing the door behind him.

  “Thanks again?” Cowboy echoed her departing words. He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively at Joe. “Something happen in here we should know about?”

  Joe shot him one long look. “Stop,” he said.

  Cowboy started to say something else, but wisely kept his mouth shut.

  Thanks again.

  Veronica’s words echoed in Joe’s head. Thanks again.

  She had been thanking him. Of course. When she had put her arms around him, she wasn’t giving in to the attraction that simmered between them. No way. She was thanking him. She was being the generous aristocrat thanking the lowly servant. Damn, he was such a fool.

  Joe had to sit down.

  “Everything all right, Cat?” Blue asked softly in his gentle Southern accent.

  Joe stood again and headed for the bedroom. “Fine,” he answered shortly, keeping his head turned away so his friend wouldn’t see the hurt he knew was showing in his eyes.

  12

  When the embassy party started at nine—twenty-one-hundred hours according to Joe—Veronica was feeling an old pro at handling the equipment in the surveillance van.

  She wore a lightweight wireless headset with an attached microphone positioned directly under her lips. Joe could hear every word she spoke through a miniature receiver hidden in his right ear. And Veronica could hear him quite clearly, too. His wireless mike was disguised as a pin he wore in the lapel of his jacket.

  She could see Joe, too, on a TV screen built into the side panel of the van. Another screen showed a different angle—Joe’s point of view. Both views were courtesy of miniaturized video cameras discreetly held by several FInCOM agents. So far, Veronica hadn’t had much use for the TV screen that showed the world from Joe’s eyes. It would come in handy tonight, though.

  The three SEALs from Alpha Squad were also wearing microphones and earphones patched into the same frequency that Veronica and Joe were using. It was easy to tell Blue’s, Cowboy’s and Harvard’s voices apart, and of course, she would recog
nize Joe’s voice anywhere.

  More often than not, the SEALs used some kind of abbreviated lingo, using phrases like “LZ” and “recon” and “sneak and peek.” They talked about the “T’s” or “tangos,” which Veronica knew to mean terrorists. But for every word she recognized, they used four others whose meanings were mysterious. It was like listening to another language.

  Throughout the day, Veronica had reminded Joe when to bow and when to wave, when to ignore the news cameras, and when to look directly into their lenses and smile. She’d warned him when his smile became a bit too broad—too Joe-like—and he’d adjusted instantly in order to seem more like the real prince.

  The high-tech equipment made the process infinitely easier than any other job she’d ever done.

  What she was never going to get used to, however, was the slightly sick feeling in the pit of her stomach as she watched Joe on the video cameras and wondered when the assassins were going to strike.

  “Okay,” came the word from Kevin Laughton, who was also in the surveillance van. “The limo is approaching the embassy.”

  “Got it,” West said over the van’s speakers. “I see them coming up the drive.” FInCOM was using a different frequency for their radio communication. Joe’s earphone had been modified to maintain a direct link with them, too. If someone—SEAL or Fink—so much as breathed a warning, he wanted to hear it.

  “Check, check,” Veronica heard Joe say into his mike. “Am I on?”

  “We’re reading you,” Laughton said. “Do you copy?”

  “Gotcha,” Joe said. “Ronnie, you with me?”

  “I’m here,” Veronica said, purposely keeping her voice low and calm. Her heart was beating a mile a minute at the thought of Joe walking into the Ustanzian Embassy and actually relying on her for the information he needed to pull off his masquerade as Prince Tedric. And if she was on edge, he must be incredibly nervous. He not only had to think about successfully portraying Tedric, but he also had to worry about not getting killed.

  “Cameras are on,” a FInCOM agent’s voice reported. “Surveillance van, do you have picture?”

  “Roger that, FInCOM,” Veronica said, and Joe laughed, just as she’d known he would.

  “What, are you getting into this?” he asked her.

  “Absolutely,” she said smoothly. “I don’t know the last time I’ve so looked forward to an embassy party. I get to sit out here in comfort instead of tippy-toeing around all those dignitaries and celebrities, eating overcooked hors d’oeuvres and smiling until my face hurts.”

  Joe leaned across the limousine, closer to the camera. “Overcooked hors d’oeuvres?” he said, making a face. “That’s what I have to look forward to here?”

  “Ready to open the limo doors,” West’s voice announced. “Everyone in position?”

  “Joe, be careful,” Veronica murmured quickly.

  He touched his ear briefly, giving her the signal that he heard her. She saw something flicker in his eyes before he looked away from the video camera.

  What was he thinking? Was he thinking of last night, of the way he’d almost kissed her? He would have kissed her again, and she probably would have kissed him, too, if she hadn’t heard the hotel-room door start to open.

  Probably? Definitely—despite her better judgment. She should be grateful they had been interrupted when they were. She knew she was grateful that she’d heard the sound of the doorknob turning. How awful would it have been to have three FInCOM agents, three SEALs and one navy admiral open the door to find her locked in Joe’s embrace.

  Joe had been oddly distant this morning—no doubt a direct result of her rapid flight from his hotel room last night. Veronica felt guilty about running away. But if she’d stayed, and if he’d pursued her, she would have ended up in his arms again. And, quite probably, she would have ended up in his bed.

  She had thought maybe a little time and a little distance would take the edge off the attraction she felt for this man. But when she had walked out of her room this morning, Joe had been dressed in one of Tedric’s least flashy dark suits and was already waiting with the FInCOM agents in the corridor. She’d looked at him, their eyes had met, and that attraction had sparked again.

  No, time and distance had done nothing. She’d wanted to kiss Joe as much this morning as she had wanted to kiss him last night. Maybe even more so.

  The security team had led him down the hallway to the elevators and she’d followed a step or two behind. Once downstairs, they’d gone immediately to work.

  Admiral Forrest had explained the array of equipment in the van, and Joe had stared unsmiling into the cameras as the screens and relays were checked and double-checked. She’d talked to him over her headset, and although his replies had started out terse and to the point, over the course of the long day, he’d warmed up to his usual self, with his usual sardonic humor.

  “Doors are opening,” West announced now, and the pictures on the TV screens jumped as the agents holding the cameras scrambled out of the limo.

  The paparazzi’s flashbulbs went off crazily as Joe stepped out of the long white car, and Veronica held her breath. If someone was going to shoot him, it would happen now, as he was walking from the car to the embassy. Inside the building, security was very tight. He would still be in some danger, but not half as much as out here in the open.

  The FInCOM agents surrounded him and hustled him inside, one of them roughly pushing Joe’s head down, out of target range.

  “Well, that was fun,” Veronica heard Joe say as the embassy doors closed behind them. “Warn me next time you decide to put me in a half nelson, would you, guys?”

  “We’re inside,” West’s voice said.

  On Veronica’s video screen, the Ustanzian ambassador approached Joe, followed by an entourage of guests and celebrities. Joe instantly snapped into character, shoulders back, expression haughty.

  “Henri Freder, Ustanzian ambassador to the United States,” Veronica told Joe. “He knows who you are. He was at the meeting last night, and he’s available to help you.”

  “Your Highness.” Freder gave Joe a sweeping bow. “It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to the Ustanzian Embassy.”

  Joe nodded in return, just a very slight inclination of his head. Veronica smiled. Joe had Tedric’s royal attitude down cold.

  “The man to Freder’s left is Marshall Owen,” Veronica said to Joe, calling up additional background on Owen on the computer. “Owen’s a businessman from…Atlanta, Georgia, who owns quite a bit of real estate in Europe, Ustanzia included. He’s a friend of your father’s. You’ve only met him three or four times—once in Paris. You played racketball. You won, but he probably threw the game. Shake his hand and address him as ‘Mr. Owen’—Daddy owes him quite a bit of money.”

  On-screen, Joe shook Marshall Owen’s hand. “Mr. Owen,” he said in Tedric’s unmistakable accent. “A pleasure to see you again, sir. Will you be in town long? Perhaps you can come to the hotel for a visit? There are racketball courts next to the weight room, I believe.”

  “Excellent,” Veronica murmured.

  With this equipment and Joe’s ability to mimic, it was going to be—what was that expression of Joe’s?—a piece of cake.

  Joe sat on the couch in the royal suite, drinking beer from the bottle and trying to depressurize.

  There was a soft knock on the hotel-room door, and West moved to answer it, opening it only slightly. The FInCOM agent opened it wider and Veronica slipped inside.

  She smiled when she saw Joe. “You were great today.”

  He felt his face relaxing as he smiled back at her. “You weren’t so shabby yourself.” He started to stand, but she waved him back into his seat. “Want a beer? Or something to eat? We could order up…?”

  Jesus, Mary and Joseph, could he sound any more eager for her company?

  She shook her head, still smiling at him. “No, thank you,” she said. “I really just wanted to stop in and tell you what a good job you did
.”

  Joe had tried to keep his distance all day long. He’d tried to act cool and disinterested. Tried. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, after last night, after he realized Veronica had only put her arms around him as a gesture of thanks, he should have had no problem staying away from her. He should have known better. Even after she’d apologized for her angry outburst, for calling him stupid and ignorant, he should have known that just because she’d apologized for saying those things, it didn’t mean that she didn’t think they were true.

  Veronica had told him that she wanted to be friends—yeah, probably the way she would befriend a stray dog.

  But all day long, he’d found himself playing to the hidden video cameras, knowing she was watching him, enjoying the sound of her voice speaking so intimately into his ear.

  It didn’t matter that they were dozens, sometimes even hundreds of yards apart. Veronica was his main link to the surveillance van. Hers was the voice Joe heard most often over his miniaturized earphone. He had to depend on her and trust her implicitly when she gave him information and instructions. Whether she knew it or not, their relationship had become an intimate one.

  And Joe suspected that she knew it.

  He was staring at her again, he realized. Her eyes were so blue and wide as she gazed back at him.

  He looked away first. Who was he kidding? What was he trying to do? Weren’t two rejections enough? What did he want, three for three?

  “It’s getting late,” he said gruffly, wanting her either in his arms or gone.

  “Well,” she said, clearly flustered. “I’m sorry. I’m…” She shook her head and fished for a moment in her briefcase. “Here is tomorrow’s schedule,” she added, handing him a sheet of paper. “Good night, then.” She moved gracefully toward the door.

  “Saint Mary’s,” Joe said aloud, his eyes catching the name halfway down the schedule.

  Veronica stopped and turned back toward him. “Yes, that’s right,” she said. “I meant to ask you to wear something…special.”

  “What? My giant chicken suit?”