Snake Bandit - YA Rockstar

by Nikki Ashton

  @JakeDirtyRiches—@FredPrice2000 stop talking about how you’ve impregnated my daughter. It’s bad enough that you took her away from me.

  @Eliza_Price—@FredPrice2000 love you too but stop calling me Lizzy!

  @AmberHughes—@FredPrice2000 ignore @JakeDirtyRiches. He only said yesterday what a great son-in-law you are.

  @FredPrice2000—thank you @AmberHughes I know he loves me really. He even hugged me last week. Sorry @Eliza_Price it’s cuddle muffin from now on ;-)

  @RoccoMahoney—Great day at the studio working with @TheBrightOnes I think we have a hit, boys. It’s been a pleasure being your co producer with @EthanBallard99 at @BALHONEYMUSIC

  @TheBrightOnes—couldn’t have done it without you @RoccoMahoney and @EthanBallard99. We owe you big time.

  @RockyMWatch—our beautiful man has been spotted with actress Melody James again – third time this week. Is our dream guy about to finally settle down? There will be tears here at Rocco Mahoney Fan HQ if he is.

  @MarthaM—@RoccoMahoney hope it’s true about you and Melody and if not why? Love you and very proud of you. Nonna sends her love too.

  @RoccoMahoney—Mother! Love you too and give Nonna a kiss for me. Will bring Melody to meet you at the weekend – okay?!!

  @MarthaM—@LukeDirtyRiches our baby @RoccoMahoney is growing up he has a girlfriend and everything xx.

  @RoccoMahoney—@MarthaM if you and @LukeDirtyRiches embarrass me in any way you are dead to me – I really like this one! Love you both xx

  @EthanBallard99—Can’t believe @SarahDenver forgot to take the giblets out of the chicken we had for the Sunday lunch she was cooking for our visiting ‘rents. Funny as F@ck!!

  @SarahDenver—@EthanBallard99 you’re sleeping in the spare room tonight, how funny as f@ck is that lol x 10000

  @StaceyBallard—@EthanBallard99 lunch was still lovely and you need to do some serious apologising to @SarahDenver. Sarah, make my son pay, big time!

  @GigiMahoney—@BillyDev my amazing fiancé́ is doing the Great North Run to raise money for the homeless. Any donations on this link or via the @GGMCatering or @Devine&DevineSolrs pages would be much appreciated.

  @BillyDev—@GigiMahoney thank you baby – I love you. Do you fancy marrying me?

  @LukeDirtyRiches—@BillyDev you already asked permission and I’m not taking her back if she replies no this time. The house is much quieter and tidier without her!

  @GigiMahoney—@LukeDirtyRiches I’d say yes every time, so don’t worry, you get to keep my room as your man cave! @BillyDev I love you too and yes how does June 11th at 2pm sound?

  @Eliza_Price—Congratulations to my little brother @HendrixHughes and his beautiful girlfriend @PollyLouise on getting engaged on their holiday in sunny California. Can’t wait to see the rock he gave you Polly—it better be a big one!

  @HendrixHughes—@Eliza_Price never fear I always give @PollyLouise a big one ;-)

  @PollyLouise—@Eliza_Price ignore your brother he’s got a dirty mind. It’s a beautiful ring. This pic doesn’t do it justice. Can’t wait to see you when we get back.

  @AmberHughes—@PollyLouise can’t wait to start wedding planning with you and your mum. Congratulations to you and my gorgeous boy @HendrixHughes. Love you both loads x

  @HughesAnimalSanctuary—Congratulations to our bosses @HendrixHughes and @PollyLouise on their engagement. Lots of love from all of the staff and the animals at Hughes Animal Sanctuary

  @Lessie_Mahoney—@MatildaDavies08 are you still coming to my Uni Ball at the weekend? Daniel was asking!!!!

  @TomDirtyRiches—@Lessie_Mahoney and @MatildaDavies08 you should be studying not going to Balls with boys. You’re supposed to be the next Alan Sugar and Vivienne Westwood!

  @MatildaDavies08—@TomDirtyRiches Dad really! @Lessie_Mahoney yes, I’ll be there. I’ve finished making our dresses just need the finishing touches—hope you’ve not been eating too much this dress is tight girl!

  @SnakeBandit—The guys have finished recording their first album and its brilliant. Click on the link to listen to a sample. @HarrisonDavies @JacksonBallard @DrewMorgan @BenDiamond well done you’ve all worked hard to make this work and thank you @Eliza_Price for letting them use the name as nothing else seemed to fit

  @HarrisonDavies—thank you @TomDirtyRiches for being an amazing manager and a pretty good dad too. We wouldn’t be here without you. Thanks also to @JakeDirtyRiches @LukeDirtyRiches and @SkinsDirtyRiches for all your support and @HettieDavies for amazing promo photographs

  @AbbieDavies—@HarrisonDavies so proud of you honey.

  @SkinsDirtyRiches—well done guys and @JacksonBallard excellent beats son. Got to say you’re even better than me

  @EthanBallard99—@JacksonBallard also got to say bro, Dad is right. You sound awesome and maybe one day I’ll get to produce you. Huge congrats @SnakeBandit

  @JacksonBallard—@SkinsDirtyRiches thanks so much Dad although not sure that’s true! @EthanBallard99 would love to bro but not sure we can afford you just yet lol. Love you both and @StaceyBallard more than anything

  @HettieDavies—@RafaM do you want to meet up for a Time Zone gig on Saturday I have a spare ticket

  @RafaM—@HettieDavies yeah cool. Call you later

  @RoccoMahoney—@HettieDavies @RafaM stop pretending you’re not together we all know!

  @AbbieDavies—@HettieDavies @MatildaDavies08 @HarrisonDavies check out this video of Dad chasing a cow out of the garden—hilarious.

  @RafaM—@RoccoMahoney you are a dick!

  @MarthaM—@RafaM really that’s no way for a future architect to talk! Anyway, @RoccoMahoney is right we all know lol.

  @MatildaDavies08— @AbbieDavies that’s so funny. Poor Dad. @HettieDavies just admit you luuuuvvve @RafaM.

  @EthanBallard19—@HettieDavies @RafaM it’s an open secret that you spend all your time together at Hettie’s flat. Just be honest.

  @AbbieDavies—@HettieDavies ignore them honey, but is it true??? Oh, and Grandpa and Grandma have confirmed they’ll be here for your photography exhibition. They’re flying in three days before so will arrange a family dinner.

  @GigiMahoney—It’s true me and @BillyDev saw @HettieDavies and @RafaM kissing and holding hands in the city centre but they didn’t see us. They looked cute.

  @RafaM—why don’t you lot f*** off and concentrate on your own lives.

  @TomDirtyRiches—can we please not discuss @HettieDavies’s love life on here – I don’t want to know.

  @AbbieDavies—oh @TomDirtyRiches how times change.

  @JakeDirtyRiches—yeah @TomDirtyRiches you used to give me shit about being too protective of @Eliza_Price didn’t you Sugar Tits?

  @TomDirtyRiches—yeah @JakeDirtyRiches and look where that got you—she’s pregnant and you’re going to be a grandad!

  @SkinsDirtyRiches—oh shit, you’ve done it now @TomDirtyRiches he’s going to lose his temper as well as his eyesight

  @JakeDirtyRiches—I am not losing my eyesight @SkinsDirtyRiches you dick. The glasses are for when I have a headache.

  @LukeDirtyRiches—children please behave, you’re all supposed to be the adults in this family. Seriously though @JakeDirtyRiches how does it feel to almost be a Grandpa?

  @BettyH—@LukeDirtyRiches you would know Papa; your granddaughters are teenagers! Oh and @NoahH said can you call him about a band he thinks you should sign.

  @LukeDirtyRiches—@BettyH yes but I still look good for my age unlike @JakeDirtyRiches and tell @NoahH we trust his judgement that’s why he’s CEO of the label!

  @JakeDirtyRiches—@LukeDirtyRiches f*ck off.

  @RafaM—Okay you’re all right @HettieDavies and I are together. I love her and we pretty much live together. Satisfied!

  @HendrixHughes—@RafaM was that a question or a statement?

  @HettieDavies—@RafaM I love you too but couldn’t you just text them all privately babe?

  @RoccoMahoney—@TomDirtyRiches did my little brother ask permission to kiss your daughter?

  @MarthaM�
�@RoccoMahoney stop shit stirring @RafaM answer your phone and @TomDirtyRiches I’m sure Rafa will take care of @HettieDavies

  @EthanBallard08 —@MarthaM I could say something about that last statement but think Uncle Tom would kill me.

  @JakeDirtyRiches —@TomDirtyRiches let’s see who the protective daddy is now shall we Sugar Tits?

  @SkinsDirtyRiches—@LukeDirtyRiches do you think we should step in here.

  @LukeDirtyRiches—@SkinsDirtyRiches nah let them fight it out amongst themselves.

  @JakeDirtyRiches—@TomDirtyRiches it looks like the parents have had enough of telling us what to do.

  @TomDirtyRiches—at fucking last! It’s only taken 38 years!

  @HarrisonDavies—@AbbieDavies Mum do you have a recipe for boiled eggs?

  The End

  Other books in the Dirty Riches series

  Rock Stars Don’t Like Big Knickers

  Rock Stars Don’t Like Ugly Bras

  Rock Stars Do Like Christmas Stockings

  Rock Stars Don’t Like Sparkly Thongs

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