The First Book of Lankhmar
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‘I was forced to visit Limbo for a space,’ he explained with a solemn yet genial fatherly familiarity, ‘while others were Lords of Quarmall in my stead and the stars sent down their spears. It was best so, though I lost two sons by it. Only so might our land be saved from ravenous self-war.’
He held up for all to see the limp mask with empty lash-fringed eyeholes and purple-blotched left cheek and wart-triangled right. He said, ‘And now I bid you all honor great and puissant Flindach, the loyalest Master of Magicians a king ever had, who lent me his face for a necessary deception and his body to be burned for mine with waxen mask of mine to cover his poor head-front, which had sacrificed all. In solemnly supervising my own high flaming obsequies, I honored only Flindach. For him my women burned. This his face, well preserved by my own skills as flayer and swift tanner, will hang forever in place of honor in our halls, while the spirit of Flindach holds my chair for me in the Dark World beyond the stars, a Lord Paramount there until I come, and eternally a Hero of Quarmall.’
Before any cheering or hailing could be started—which would have taken a little while, since all were much bemused—Fafhrd cried out, ‘Oh cunningest king, I honor you and your babe so highly and the Queen who carries him in her womb that I will guard her moment by moment, not moving a pace from her, until I and my small comrade here are well outside Quarmall—say a mile—together with horses for our conveyance and with the treasures promised us by those two late kings.’ And he gestured as Quarmal had toward the crushed litter.
The Mouser had been about to launch at Quarmal some subtly intimidating remark about his own skills as a sorcerer in blasting Gwaay’s eleven. But now he decided that Fafhrd’s words were sufficient and well-spoken, save for the slighting reference to himself, and he held his peace.
Kewissa started to withdraw her hand from Fafhrd’s, but he tightened his grip just a little, and she looked at him with understanding. In fact, she called brightly to Quarmal, ‘Oh, Lord Husband, this man saved my life and your son’s from Hasjarl’s fiends in a storeroom of the Keep. I trust him,’ while Brilla, dabbing tears of joy from his eyes with his undersleeve, seconded her with, ‘My very dear Lord, she speaks only nakedest truth, bare as a newborn babe or new-wed wife.’
Quarmal raised his hand a little, reprovingly, as if such speaking were unnecessary and somewhat out of place, and smiling thinly at Fafhrd and the Mouser said, ‘It shall be as you have spoken. I am neither ungenerous nor unperceptive. Know that it was not altogether by chance that my late sons unbeknown to each other hired you two friends—also mutually unknowing—to be their champions. Furthermore know that I am not altogether unaware of the curiosities of Ningauble of the Seven Eyes or of the Spells of Sheelba of the Eyeless Face. We grandmaster sorcerers have a—But to speak more were only to kindle the curiosity of the gods and alert the trolls and attract the attention of the restless hungry Fates. Enough is enough.’
Looking at Quarmal’s slitted eyes, the Mouser was glad he had not boasted, and even Fafhrd shivered a little.
Fafhrd cracked whip above the four-horse team to set them pulling the high-piled wagon more briskly through this black sticky stretch of road deeply marked with cart tracks and the hoofprints of oxen, a mile from Quarmall. Friska and Ivivis were turned around on the seat beside him to wave as long a farewell as they might to Kewissa and the eunuch Brilla, standing at the roadside with four impassive guardsmen of Quarmall, to whom they had but now been released.
The Gray Mouser, sprawled on his stomach atop the load, waved too, but only with his left hand—in his right he held a cocked crossbow while his eyes searched the trees about for sign of ambush.
Yet the Mouser was not truly apprehensive. He thought that Quarmal would hardly be apt to try any tricks against such a proven warrior and sorcerer as himself—or Fafhrd too, of course. The old Lord had shown himself a most gracious host during the last few hours, plying them with rare wines and loading them with rich gifts beyond what they’d asked or what the Mouser had purloined in advance, and even offering them other girls in addition to Ivivis and Friska—a benison which they’d rejected, with some inward regrets, after noting the glares in the eyes of those two. Twice or thrice Quarmal had smiled in too tiger-friendly a fashion, but at such times Fafhrd had stood a little closer to Kewissa and emphasized his light but inflexible grip on her, to remind the old Lord that she and the prince she carried were hostages for his and the Mouser’s safety.
As the mucky road curved up a little, the towers of Quarmall came into view above the treetops. The Mouser’s gaze drifted to them, and he studied the lacy pinnacles thoughtfully, wondering whether he’d ever see them again. Suddenly the whim seized him to return to Quarmall straightway—yes, to slip off the back of the load and run there. What did the outer world hold half so fine as the wonders of that subterranean kingdom?—its mazy mural-pictured tunnelings a man might spend his life tracing…its buried delights…even its evils beautiful…its delicious infinitely varied blacks…its hidden fan-driven air…Yes, suppose he dropped down soundlessly this very moment…
There was a flash, a brilliant scintillation from the tallest keep. It pricked the Mouser like a goad and he loosed his hold and let himself slide backward off the load. But just at that instant the road turned and grew firm and the trees moved higher, masking the towers, and the Mouser came to himself and grabbed hold again before his feet touched the road and he hung there while the wheels creaked merrily and cold sweat drenched him.
Then the wagon stopped and the Mouser dropped down and took three deep breaths and then hastened forward to where Fafhrd had descended too and was busy with the harness of the horses and their traces.
‘Up again, Fafhrd, and whip up,’ he cried. ‘This Quarmal is a cunninger witch than I guessed. If we waste time by the way, I fear for our freedom and our souls!’
‘You’re telling me!’ Fafhrd retorted. ‘This road winds and there’ll be more sticky stretches. Trust a wagon’s speed?—pah! We’ll uncouple the four horses and taking only simplest victuals and the smallest and most precious of the treasure, gallop across the moor away from Quarmall straight as the crow flies. That way we should dodge ambush and outrun ranging pursuit. Friska, Ivivis! Spring to it, all!’